Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

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After dinner, Jiang Qiao took Fairy Bai's hand and walked around outside when the tourists on Fairy Maiden Peak were almost gone.

Fu Lu Shou Xi played with each other not far away, occasionally sharpened their claws on the tree, chased butterflies wandering among the flowers, and took a nap on the lawn when they were tired from playing.

Looking at the sunset in the distance, Jiang Qiao's mind was full of thoughts. What kind of method should he propose to Fairy, so that she would be so moved that she would agree to marry him.

"Recently, fans have been urging when will the video be updated." Fairy Bai suddenly asked.

Jiang Qiao came back to his senses and saw some tourists taking pictures beside the Fairy Stone.

"Usually there are so many people, it's impossible to take pictures at all. After a while, we are not professional grandmas anyway."

Fairy Bai nodded, the two of them really didn't make videos for the sake of making videos.

"You are very strange today. You are always distracted when you are with me. Did you fall in love with that little girl today?" Fairy Bai squeezed his hand hard.

"???"

A big question mark popped up on Jiang Qiao's head.

"How could you have such an outrageous idea, or is it that Fairy Bai, who is the most talented and beautiful in the world, has no confidence in herself?"

"Hmph! I'm just asking casually."

"It's obviously just jealousy, I like you the most, it's okay."

Fairy Bai raised the corner of her mouth, turned back, and barked at the two kittens from a distance.

"Fu Lu Shou Xi, come home."

Hearing the sound, the two little cats who were squinting on the lawn just got up instantly, meowing and running towards her.

Looking at this scene, Jiang Qiao couldn't help thinking, when did the cat at home become as obedient as a dog?

He forgot to take a look at the Fairy Stone from a distance, and there was a single dog praying there, he shrugged and immediately followed the white fairy's footsteps, the stone is not as beautiful as a real fairy.

……

After entering the summer, the temperature rises day by day, and even a little movement makes the body hot and sweaty.

After Jiang Qiao finished practicing the Little Golden Man on the balcony, he dragged Fairy Bai to practice again. In the end, he was lying on the ground panting like a dead dog. Waiting for ordinary people to compare.

"I suspect that the little golden man is not as powerful as you said at all. At best, he is just a sandbag to make you vent your anger."

Jiang Qiao squeezed his skin decadently, and when he practiced his kung fu, it was as tough as iron skin, and there was a faint golden light, but it was useless at all, and he couldn't beat it.

Fairy Bai smiled: "I have practiced for nearly ten thousand years before I have the foundation I have now. How long have you been? If you want to suppress me, you will never even think about it in this life."

"As the saying goes, as long as the iron pestle is ground into a needle, sooner or later one day I will pin you down." Jiang Qiao patted his buttocks and stood up, asking the fairy to tell his father that he doesn't have to be able to beat her, sometimes he can It's okay to pass her.

Sweaty all over, he went back to his room and took clean pajamas, walked out, looked at Fairy Bai, and asked tentatively.

"Would you like to take a bath together?"

"Do you still want to tell me that you can save water?" Fairy Bai was expressionless.

"Well, on the one hand, the main reason is that the pores of the human body will open after strenuous exercise. Taking a bath at this time can effectively remove impurities."

"My celestial body is already transparent, where did the impurities come from?" She pursed her mouth, she didn't know that this guy was thinking bad thoughts again, the last time he took a bath when he was drunk and didn't even wear his underwear, he didn't even ask him to settle the score.

In short, before getting married, it is absolutely impossible to take a bath with him!

This guy is rotten.

Seeing that his thoughts had been dismantled, Jiang Qiao walked into the bathroom in a dazed manner, and came out sluggishly within 5 minutes after washing. He has short hair, so he doesn't even need to blow dry his hair after washing it in this weather. Wipe it with a towel and it will dry in a while.

When he came out, he saw Fairy Bai lying on the railing looking at the stars, he quietly leaned over to hug Fairy Zhu Bai's slender waist, and kissed her on the cheek, feeling a sense of satisfaction in his heart.

"Can we see Ziwei star here?"

"No." Fairy Bai shook her head, "The universe is too vast, even an immortal emperor cannot see through the galaxy with the naked eye."

"In this era, there is something called an astronomical telescope, which can see places tens of billions of light-years away, but it is a pity that so far, humans have not discovered a second living planet, so many scientists concluded that humans may It is the only intelligent race that exists in the universe."

"How is it possible! Although the universe is desolate, there are still many life races, and all kinds of races have had brilliant civilizations."

Jiang Qiao was helpless: "You can only tell me that. Scientists are lunatics. If they know your background, they will be arrested and sliced ​​for research."

"What are you talking about? I'm not an alien. I'm a modern person on Earth, Bai Yueling."

Seeing her serious look, Jiang Qiao wanted to laugh. After so long, Fairy Bai has integrated well with modern life.

"Well, that's a good point. In the future, no matter what others ask you, you have to answer like this."

"Of course, I'm not a fool."

Jiang Qiao suddenly sighed: "Yue Ling, don't blame us for being careful. You really have an extraordinary background. In fact, your appearance is a great miracle for modern science. If you can cooperate with the country, you may unlock countless secrets." It is not impossible for human civilization to move forward to a new chapter if it is a scientific problem.”

"But you wouldn't do that, would you?"

Jiang Qiao blinked.

Fairy Bai pondered for a moment: "Is there a possibility that the two of us originally belonged to different cosmic dimensions, but at a certain point in time they intersected, so I came here by accident?"

"Parallel universes? There is such a saying, but modern science can't prove it. Unfortunately, you are not a physicist, and neither am I. If I want to figure this out, I probably won't be able to in my life."

Jiang Qiao shrugged: "But you still have a chance. Study hard and become a world-class physicist. Maybe you can find your way back."

Fairy Bai frowned, and was about to speak, when she heard the sound of salsa coming from the litter box, followed by a disgusting stench in the air.

"Your son has shit, go and shovel the shit." She covered her mouth and nose and said.

"Yue Ling, can you tell me why cat poop smells so bad?"

"Your shit smells even worse." Fairy Bai glared at him.

"..."

Jiang Qiao really wanted to refute, but suddenly remembered that fairies don't shit.

So the question is, will organs that have not been used for a long time degenerate?

Jiang Qiao felt that it was necessary to explore it carefully, which was a basic respect for biology.

Holding his breath, he walked into the toilet with the litter box in hand, shoveled lumps of litter into the toilet, and pressed the pump button.

When I came out again, I saw Fairy Bai sitting on the sofa, turning on the computer and searching for issues related to the universe.

"Your Ziwei star is not the same planet as my home planet." Fairy Bai said seriously.

"I've known for a long time that Ziwei Star is a star, that is, a glowing and hot sun, unless the people in your place can withstand the high temperature and can live on the sun."

"Of course not!"

Jiang Qiao smiled slightly: "So, Fairy, come on, the next Nobel physicist winner, it's up to you to prove whether parallel universes exist."

So, Fairy Bai searched for physics-related knowledge for a while, but seeing all kinds of physics symbols and obscure technical terms made her brain hurt, which was even more outrageous than those who played with formations.

Fairy Bai closed the webpage angrily, opened Plants vs. Zombies, and finally found that the game was still fun.

However, while playing, she found something was wrong. The zombies advanced very fast, and the number of attacks in each wave was also large. The most outrageous thing was that plant zombies appeared, with all kinds of attack methods. After a few rounds, she was killed. Zombies eat brains.

"Why is this game different from the one I played before?" Fairy Bai asked.

"Oh, I saw that you played too easy, so I secretly changed you to a perverted version, is it fun?"

"???"

What a joke, drop it!

The game is broken!
Fairy Bai stepped on her slippers and went to take a bath. She was annoyed when she saw this guy.

He doesn't do one thing that people do.

Jiang Qiao chuckled, took Fairy Bai's computer and started a new game. It was quite normal at first, but after a few minutes, watching the unstoppable army of zombies rush into the room and eat his brains, He fell into deep thought immediately.

Spicy chicken game, there is no sense of game experience, it is purely disgusting, fun for your grandma!

Slide the mouse, open the game directory, and uninstall with one click.

The game is really fun to abuse food.

There was the sound of running water in the bathroom, and a very vague silhouette of a human figure appeared on the frosted glass door. Jiang Qiao took a deep look, and Wu Youcai sent him a message at this time.

Wu Youcai: "Old man, I sent you the contact information of the designer."

Jiang Qiao: "Thank you, Mr. Qian."

Jiang Qiao: "How do you feel about dating a beautiful woman today?"

Wu Youcai: "I talked to her about consumerism, and she told me about her ideal life."

Jiang Qiao: "That means we didn't get together?"

Wu Youcai: "That's not true. I said that the life of the rich is always unpretentious and boring. She nodded in agreement."

Jiang Qiao: "..."

Jiang Qiao: "Is she with you now?"

Wu Youcai: "No, I went back to the hotel. Even though I really wanted to discuss life philosophy with her in the dead of night, she said I can't do it today because my relatives are here."

Jiang Qiao: "??? Is this the power of money ability?"

Wu Youcai: "Hey, don't take it seriously, I'm just joking with you. Sisi is a good girl, pure, lively and cute, she speaks and behaves well, and she is not so vulgar. So, old man, you have to help me .”

Jiang Qiao: "You, a seasoned lover, still want my help?"

Wu Youcai: "Wait a minute, aren't you still a virgin? Laugh.jpg"

Jiang Qiao: "Our friendship ends here."

At the end of the chat, Jiang Qiao added the designer's friend, but the designer said that he is not in Zhongcheng at the moment, so he can send him the floor plan, house layout and decoration requirements.

The two chatted for a short while, and the bathroom door finally opened. Fairy Bai was wearing a short-sleeved nightgown, with a Pikachu with wide-eyed eyes printed on her chest. Well, summer is so good, her eyes are so big, and her legs are so white.

He took the hair dryer and walked over, kissing her cheek naturally.

"Moon Spirit smells so good."

Fairy Bai blushed slightly: "It's all the smell of shower gel, and it smells good on you too."

"It's different. I'm a stinky man, and you're a stinky woman." Jiang Qiao took a deep breath with an intoxicated expression.

"Can you stop being such an idiot? You are so perverted."

Jiang Qiao said righteously: "I'm just smelling it. It's a pervert to use your body to do something indescribable."

"..."

Thinking of his slick tongue at night, Fairy Bai blushed suddenly, and decided not to continue discussing with him on the topic of perversion.

"Hey, can you blow your hair yet?"

"Hey hey, blow it now."

Pressing the switch, the hair dryer whined. Jiang Qiao stood condescendingly behind, shaking the hand holding the hair dryer, while the other hand fully lifted her hair to let the excess hair dry. Moisture evaporates quickly.

Looking down at Fairy Bai's delicate and snow-white neck, he suddenly had a thought, turned the hair dryer downwards, and the warm air gushed in from the neckline, making the clothes bulge up visible to the naked eye.

Jiang Qiao's eyes widened, and he held his breath subconsciously. That's how Pikachu's big eyes came from.

"What are you doing..."

Fairy Bai looked in the mirror and suddenly felt that something was wrong, why did all the hot air go into her clothes.

Turning her head and meeting Shang Jiangqiao's gaze, she suddenly realized that this stinky dog ​​was taking advantage of her again!

"Does it look good?" She covered her neckline with a frosty face.

"Ah? Yue Ling, what are you talking about? The noise is too loud and I can't hear you clearly." Jiang Qiao was embarrassed and guilty.

"Go away, lascivious guy, give me the hair dryer, I'll blow it myself!"

Fairy Bai chased him away angrily, and the pervert confirmed that she would be in heat with her if she had nothing to do.

"Aren't you going to sleep yet?" She put the hair dryer away.

"Sleep, I have to go to the house tomorrow to have a look, and send all the parameters and layout of the drawings to the designer, so that he can make a plan."

"Well, I'll go too."

After turning off the light in the living room, as soon as the two of them returned to the bedroom, Fairy Bai slipped into Jiang Qiao's arms on her own initiative, her chin raised and her lips so attractive.

"Want to kiss?" she said, her eyes shone with shame.

"Not only to kiss, but also to eat Shetou."

After slapping off the lamp in the bedroom, Jiang Qiao lowered his head and held her soft and sweet lips.

After intertwining lips and teeth for a long time, Fairy Bai left panting, feeling his movement, her ears were already red and hot.

"Okay, the good night kiss is over, now sleep."

"Hmm..." Jiang Qiao hugged her waist, put his hand into his clothes, and made a nasal sound indistinctly.

Fairy Bai blushed and twisted her body.

5 minute later.

"Yue Ling, are you asleep?"

"..."

"Yue Ling, do you want to do something else?"

"..."

"Yue Ling, if you don't answer, I will take it as your acquiescence."

"No, go to sleep, and I'll kill you if you talk again!" Fairy Bai said with her eyes closed.

"..."

So Jiang Qiao stopped talking and concentrated on fighting. After all, he still couldn't beat her, and he wasn't strong enough to let her call him dad.

He couldn't figure out why it was okay to touch it anyway at night, but why it was not allowed to take a peek at it during the day.

(End of this chapter)