Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 286.
Recommended lineup for S7 Genting: Adventurous Xia, once it takes shape, it will be the top 2. Today, it is four in a row. The only fly in the ointment is that there are many peers, and it is very curvy. If you need to score points, you can try it.

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As night fell, all the guests dispersed, and the small courtyard, which had been bustling all day, returned to calm.

In the room, the lights were dim, and the red veil hung freely to cover the marriage bed. Fairy Bai sat in front of the bed, her face blushing unabated as she thought of what would happen next.

Jiang Qiao lifted his neckline, glanced at her infinitely charming face, and suddenly felt a little thirsty, the fairy tonight is so pretty.

"What are you staring at me all this time?" Fairy Bai asked shyly, her impeccably delicate face is now so glamorous and moving.

"Look at you." Jiang Qiao leaned back in his chair, took a sip from his water glass, and said in satisfaction, "My wife is really pretty."

The once unattainable fairy is now his wife.

Both emotional and rational.

And still marry two.

"Only like my beauty?" The fairy raised her eyebrows slightly.

Jiang Qiao didn't answer, but said to himself: "All men have a common dream, to marry the most beautiful woman in the world. If the most beautiful woman in the world is also the best expert in the world, almost [-]% of them want Back off."

Fairy Bai smiled lightly. What Caigou meant was that if he was just a dirty apprentice, he would have been beaten to death by her by now.

"Aren't you going to take a bath?" She raised her beautiful little feet and rubbed them around Jiang Qiao's ankles.

"Have you washed it?" Jiang Qiao put his little foot on his lap and gently stroked the back of his foot.

"I don't sweat!"

"We are husband and wife, and we have to wash together even if we don't sweat."

Jiang Qiao's heart moved, and he picked up Fairy Bai and walked into the bathroom. She struggled twice symbolically, and then buried her head in her chest with a blushing face.

After worshiping heaven and earth, her mind is now full of her duties as a wife.

When the water flow stopped, Jiang Qiao hugged her and threw her on the bed again.

Everyone in the world knows that a moment of spring night is worth a thousand gold.

Jiang Qiao suddenly turned off the light in the bedroom, and jumped on it.

……

After marriage, it is still ordinary daily life.

Jiang Qiao edited the video of the wedding day and posted it online, and received a large number of blessings from fans. At one point, the number of coins voted was twice as high as the number of likes. Moving.

Ever since Wu Youcai and his son in a white coat went to kindergarten, the couple rarely lived on the mountain. Only on weekends would Wu Chengan clamor to see Aunt Yueling's big cat, and then live on the mountain for two days.

As for the white coat, there are wives and children at home, and they often have to work overtime. Naturally, the three brothers have less time to get together.

Jiang Qiao was playing chess with Wu Youcai in the yard, and his attention fell on his son from time to time.

"Have you not been in town for a long time?"

"Why do you go to the city? You can be self-sufficient here. There is nothing to go out of the city except to go back to my parents."

"Living in seclusion in the mountains and forests and not caring about world affairs, you really want to become a fairy." Wu Youcai joked happily.

Jiang Qiao straddled his horse and ate his rook, and Wu Youcai immediately yelled to regret the game.

"Wait, why didn't I see your horse here? The one just now doesn't count."

"I have no regrets." Jiang Qiao didn't go along with his temperament, and said angrily, "If this can become a fairy, those people who live in the deep mountains must have already attained enlightenment and ascension."

Wu Youcai was slightly deflated: "That's true."

"By the way, my youngest daughter is almost a full year old now, why hasn't my sister-in-law's belly grown? Old man, can't you do it?"

Jiang Qiao rolled his eyes and didn't bother to pay attention to this guy, so he and Liu Sisi had grown up with the girl's belly before they were married.

Before it was left, it had long been thrown into the Yangtze River by being soaked in a pig cage.

"I'm not talking about you. It's better to have a baby as soon as possible. You got married four or five years later than me and the white coat. Now you are in your early thirties. How long are you going to stay? Even if you don't think about yourself , I also have to think about my sister-in-law, the older a woman is, the greater the risk, do you want me to teach you about this?"

Jiang Qiao: "..."

Fairy Bai's real age is longer than the history of human civilization. If it is true, the biggest threat to her on the road of cultivation is not the catastrophe, but pregnancy and childbirth.

"Why don't you talk? Could it be..."

Wu Youcai took a deep breath, and suddenly realized: "Old man, if you have something difficult to say, just say it. Don't feel embarrassed, why don't you take some time to go to the hospital for a check-up? Many women are unable to conceive after marriage these days, and the result is Male infertility, you see my wife is prone to pregnancy, both times I thought it was a safe period, but now it is too late to regret it."

This person said he regretted it, but in reality he was probably overjoyed.

"Fuck off, I'm fine."

Jiang Qiao threw the chess piece on the chessboard, and immediately didn't want to play. This forced him to chatter every day, and he also liked to guess randomly all day, which was annoying to death.

But having said that, he had consummated the house with Fairy for several months, and safety measures had never been taken, but so far, Fairy's stomach hasn't moved at all.

It seems that it is exactly what she said, the higher the strength, the more difficult it is to leave offspring. The probability of pregnancy is estimated to be similar to winning the lottery.

Seeing Jiang Qiao's absent-minded appearance, Wu Youcai was even more convinced that he had an unspeakable secret that belonged exclusively to men.

"It's okay if you don't want to go to the hospital. My old man seems to have several folk remedies. I'll find them for you another day. They are said to be very effective."

Jiang Qiao asked him abruptly, "Why does your old man have such a folk prescription?"

"Cough... it was given by someone else."

Jiang Qiao looked contemptuous. Are these words a lie?
But this is a private matter, and he is too embarrassed to continue asking.

After the weekend passed, Wu Chengan was going to kindergarten, and the family next door had to go back to the city to live for a few days, and the mountains became deserted again.

Jiang Qiao took the fairy back home when he had time, and Jiang Tiancheng still walked the bird every day as before. Since the hatching failed repeatedly, he never tried again.

Every time I watch the little bird eggs turn into fluffy eggs and then stop developing, people are getting older and can't see these things.

After Xia Qinghe retired, she fell in love with singing. Not to mention, the little old lady has a very good voice, a wide range, and can sing high notes and low notes. According to her, she was a member of the school choir when she was young.

Jiang Qiao felt helpless when he saw Xia Qinghe's hand-shaking quick voice and various posting videos in the V letter group [Family of Love and Love].

If you are not married, you will be urged to marry, and if you are married, you will start to give birth.

It would be fine if Fairy Bai was an ordinary person, then she could work harder, but she is a serious fairy, so it is not so easy to conceive a fairy fetus.

"Son, you're not too young this year. Look at your classmates, whoever is not a child is several years old. While we two old guys are still healthy, Yueling can help you take care of the child after giving birth. When we are really old, if we want to help you take care of your children, we will be powerless."

Xia Qinghe told Jiang Qiao earnestly that she went out to sing every day, seeing her friends being hugged by grandchildren and grandchildren, she was so envious.

Jiang Qiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry. In fact, he could understand why his mother was so anxious. The traditional thinking of Chinese descendants is serious, especially when the elders are old, they think that their descendants will last forever.

If it is really impossible to conceive a child, this will be a major event that will cut off the incense.What's more, the old couple really wanted to save face, and they were afraid that if they went out to play in the future, someone might secretly say behind their back whether his family had done something bad, otherwise, how could they not have children.

"Mom, don't worry, Yue Ling and I have our own plans. I also like children, and Yue Ling also likes children..."

"If you like it, give birth, why not?" Xia Qinghe said sullenly.

"Uh... I can't explain this matter to you for a while, so don't worry about it anyway."

"You said it yourself. Your mother is an intellectual anyway, so it's not that easy to fool." Xia Qinghe took Fairy Bai's hand and walked aside, "Yue Ling, I asked a friend for a prescription. Taking the medicine will increase the chances of conception, you don't know, their family gave birth to three children in three years..."

Jiang Qiao's eyelids twitched when he heard that, "Mom, are you still an intellectual? If we have any problems, we'll go to the hospital directly. There's no one who takes medicine indiscriminately."

"Then do you have any questions?"

"No." Jiang Qiao said firmly.

Now that he has become a little golden man, how could he still have problems with his body.

"Oh, it's okay to take some traditional Chinese medicine. It can nourish the body. The old prescription is said to be very effective."

Fairy Bai gave Jiang Qiao a helpless look, and had no choice but to nod her head in agreement. Anyway, with her physique, it shouldn't be a problem even if she took medicine indiscriminately. As long as she can temporarily calm down this impatient little old lady, she can say anything.

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Back on the mountain, the young couple sat in the yard to enjoy the cool air.

Jiang Qiao hugged her and sat on the recliner, rubbing her smooth belly with his hands.

The fairy figure after marriage is still as perfect as ever, even more moist and charming than before, with a unique charm.

"Caigou, do you think that if I still can't conceive a baby, will my mother hold grudges against me?" She asked suddenly.

"Garde? Maybe there will be, but it's not for you, but for us."

Jiang Qiao sighed silently. He is considered a half-cultivator now, so time is not a problem at all.

But how long is the life of an ordinary person?The average life expectancy is only over 70 years old. The old couple have worked hard for most of their lives. Now after retirement, the focus of life is all on the family.

Maybe they can afford to wait for a year or two, and they won't say anything, but after a long time, it's impossible not to complain.

In the eyes of that generation, the continuation of the incense is the top priority, and not having children is pure unfilial piety.

Although the old couple were not rigid and didn't say that they had to have a son, they still had to have a daughter.

Be afraid, be afraid, until they pass away peacefully, with regrets.

Fairy Bai nestled in his arms and suddenly moved back and forth with the rhythm of the rocking chair. The soft moonlight fell down, adding a touch of warmth to the yard.

Jiang Qiao keenly sensed that something was wrong.

"what are you doing?"

Bai Yueling kissed him on the lips: "Sir, according to probability, as long as we consummate the marriage enough times, having a baby is an inevitable event."

"You mean we don't have enough?" Jiang Qiao was startled.

"Hmph, unless you can get me pregnant someday!"

Bai Yueling stopped pretending at all, and started taking off his clothes whenever he had the chance.

"Wait... wait a minute, this is outside."

"What's wrong outside, there's no one there anyway."

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Spring goes to winter, three years later.

Both Wu Youcai and the children in white coats started the first grade of elementary school, and Bai Xianzi's stomach was still as flat as before, and there was no change in sight, Xia Qinghe almost died of panic.

This made Jiang Qiao very discouraged. Obviously he had worked very hard, 360 days a year, without rest every day, but if he couldn't conceive, he couldn't conceive.

Fairy Bai said that the fate between them and their children hadn't come yet.

But when the fate is, she can't tell.

In the past three years, Wu Youcai gained weight slightly, and his belly was almost as big as a three-month pregnant woman. He changed his bad temper and went back to take up the job of his old man. He was either socializing or on the way to socializing every day.

The white coat hasn't changed much, and it looks more mature than before. I don't know if it's because he works more overtime and has a tendency to develop towards the Mediterranean.

Wu Sujin is still a widow, and has joined a bank to work, and now she is just a small teller. In the bank, if she wants to be promoted, she has to work through her qualifications slowly.

When the three families come together, the gap can be seen at a glance.

Jiang Qiao and his wife were no different from when they were young, but Wu Youcai and the white coat had visibly changed to the naked eye.

Even Liu Sisi and Wei Chuxia's skin is not as shiny and smooth as before. Age is a woman's biggest enemy, and it's useless to take good care of it.

Three women got together to talk about how to take care of your skin and keep it youthful.

"That's why I don't like running to the mountains now, and I'll be your dad in a few years."

Wu Youcai is very upset when he looks at Jiang Qiao's face now, everyone is living in the same way, why you haven't changed a bit?It's even more outrageous than those ageless male gods in the entertainment industry.

Jiang Qiao couldn't help laughing and said, "Haven't you noticed? Yueling and I don't have children, and we're not as exhausted as you are. As long as people live in a happy atmosphere every day, their bodies will naturally become healthy." Much healthier."

"Is that why you haven't had children yet?"

Wu Youcai looked contemptuous. Compared with the two children in his family, of course the children are more important.But he always felt that Jiang Qiao just couldn't eat grapes and said grapes were sour.

Oh shit.

If you have the ability to give birth to a child yourself, you can say these sarcastic remarks.

(End of this chapter)