Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 290.
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If Xia Qinghe hadn't temporarily lived on the mountain to take care of her daughter-in-law, Fairy Bai would have gotten out of bed that night.

Confinement and so on are things that ordinary people should care about. When did you hear that fairies are going to confinement?

She even wanted to fly to the sky to blow some air and find a thunderbolt to loosen her muscles and bones.

In the evening, the father and son were thinking of a name for the child in the living room. The father looked through the Xinhua dictionary, and the son searched for Jiang's surname and the daughter's name on Baidu. This is also a true manifestation of the cultural gap between the older generation and the younger generation.

Fairy Bai was lying on the bed bored looking at her precious daughter. The newborn human cubs only feed and sleep all day long, and they have no chance to have a good time.

Jiang Qiao browsed countless web pages, and the white fluorescent light made his eyes hurt. There were a few names that sounded good, but after discussing them with Mr. Jiang, they rejected them again.

At this time, he thought of Fairy, after all, Fulu Shouxi still sounds very nice.

"Yue Ling, do you have any good ideas for your daughter's name?"

The phone that Fairy placed under her pillow vibrated suddenly.

She looked at the baby's pink face, counted with her fingers, and then typed: "Jiang Xiaoyu."

"Why is it called that name?"

Jiang Qiao didn't want to understand. With the style of a fairy, shouldn't it be called Xuanji and Miaoyu?
She also often said that the name is very important, it is related to cause and effect and cannot be chosen randomly, why is it her daughter's turn, so random?
In order to explain the name, Fairy Bai typed a lot of words, but after thinking about it carefully, she deleted all of them. Talking about yin and yang, five elements, cause and effect, and gossip to this dish dog is purely playing against the cow.

"What is Yuyuelongmen?"

Jiang Qiao's eyes lit up slightly. Isn't Yuyuelongmen a dragon? The fairy said that her daughter was born with a chaotic energy, and her achievements in this life are limitless.

Anyway, the name Fairy chose is much better than Zhihan, Zhihan, Zihan, and Zihan that he picked up randomly. Moreover, the name Xiao Yu'er is quite nice, and it sounds easy to pronounce.

He sent a kissing emoji, and then typed: "That's all, my wife loves you, okay?".

"Disgusting."

"Look at my daughter."

"You won't look at me when you have a daughter? Scumbag!"

Then attach a picture of my daughter breastfeeding.

"???!!!"

“[The other party withdrew a message]”

"???"

Jiang Qiao swallowed, then turned off his laptop, looked up at his old man, who was still sitting on the sofa wearing reading glasses flipping through the dictionary page by page, and beside him was a book of [-] Tang poems, it was really hard for him.

"Dad, Yue Ling said his name is Jiang Xiaoyu."

"Which fish?"

"The fisherman's catch is profitable."

"It sounds like a name that won't suffer."

Jiang Qiao froze for a moment, why didn't he think of this meaning.

Jiang Tiancheng rubbed his eyes and closed the dictionary: "Okay, just this name, it's getting late, you guys go to bed early."

Back in the bedroom, Bai Yueling was holding Xiao Yu'er and gently dangling around.

Therefore, Jiang Qiao had every reason to suspect that she had sent the bold photo just now. If it was a fairy, he would at most take a cute photo of his daughter for him.

He walked over to hug the mother and daughter, Xiao Yu'er just woke up, unlike other children who like to cry, she always looks around with her big eyes open.

Jiang Qiao especially likes this. It seems that he won't have to wake up often in the future.

Bai Yueling handed Xiao Yu'er to Jiang Qiao for a hug. His face as a new father was cautious.

"Mom said to let me rest for a month, and told me a lot of taboos after childbirth. You can't do this, you can't do that. If you can lie on the bed, you will never stand." Bai Yueling was miserable. Said.

As far as her recovery speed is concerned, she is now as normal as a normal person, but the older generation doesn't care about it, and the confinement must be for a full month, otherwise the root cause of the disease will fall.

"Why don't you confess to them tomorrow? What are you going to do? As long as your parents believe that having a baby is a piece of cake for you, they probably won't care about you." Jiang Qiao kissed Xiao Yu'er softly. With an awkward face, he said with a smile.

"I'm worried that my parents will be frightened when they are old." Bai Yueling rolled her eyes, this guy always gives some useless suggestions.

"Don't worry, Mom and Dad won't live here for a long time. Every time they come to see you, you just lie on the bed and pretend to deal with it."

Bai Yueling nodded: "It seems that this is the only way to go."

In the final analysis, the young couple couldn't bear to reject her offer.

"Big elephants can dance, little monkeys can climb trees, foxes can somersault, hey~" Jiang Qiao sang nursery rhymes to lull little fish to sleep, but she giggled as she listened.

"Our daughter seems to be very sensible."

"Everything about the fairy fetus cannot be inferred by common sense, Zaohui is just one of them."

"It seems that I will be very good at studying in the future. Our family may produce an academician who is admired by hundreds of millions of people."

He couldn't help thinking of the past, Fairy Bai didn't understand anything at that time, she was deceived by him, and she was determined to be an academician.

Bai Yueling nodded approvingly: "Get the academician Dao fruit first, and then prove the immortal emperor status. Immortal cultivators who don't like reading and studying are not good immortal emperors. When the time comes, they will rub their hands with the ultimate weapon of anti-matter. What kind of extreme demon will come here?" Just kill one."

Jiang Qiao couldn't help laughing, studying with such a monster, her future life in the same period will be really miserable, she will not even have a chance to turn things around, all prodigies and academic masters will be suppressed.

Bai Yueling suddenly lingered in front of Jiang Qiao, looking at him with winking eyes.

"Eunuch, I want~"

"Well, you just had a baby?"

"I had a natural delivery, and I didn't use a knife, so why can't I?"

Jiang Qiao blushed.

"Don't make trouble, the child is watching. You just said, Xiao Yu'er is early wisdom."

Bai Yue said in a spirited voice: "I knew that if you gave birth to a daughter, you don't want your own wife. The daughter is your lover in the previous life, right? Look at you, now you know how to flirt with your lover, and you don't even look at me."

Jiang Qiao couldn't help but roll his eyes: "Who was my evil fate in my previous life? You don't know what it is?"

You are worthy of being jealous of your own daughter.

"But the slave family just wants it now~"

Bai Yueling shook his arm and acted like a baby. She was pregnant for more than a year and almost two years. Both of them endured it.
Jiang Qiao looked down at his lovely daughter again, and took a deep breath: "That's not okay, it will take a while."

If Xia Qinghe knew about the consummation of the house right after giving birth, she must not beat him to death.

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The old couple lived on the mountain for three days, saying that the first three days of the pregnant woman's birth were the most important, and the fairy had to strictly follow her diet, which tortured the two of them terribly.

Fortunately, there were no moths in three days, so Xia Qinghe went home contentedly. Before leaving, she repeatedly told Jiang Qiao to take good care of her daughter-in-law. She would run up the mountain every now and then. Take him as a question.

Jiang Qiao was very helpless. This grandma was more anxious than him as a father. He didn't seem to know how to take care of others? The book "Postpartum Care for Pregnant Women" is almost torn through.

The family of three lived peacefully for a month before Jiang Qiao told a group of friends the happy news of becoming a father.

The next weekend, everyone came.

The small courtyard that used to be very quiet suddenly became lively.

When the two brats, who were already in the third grade of primary school, were upright and mischievous, they had to dig some earthworms in the vegetable field, so that they could go fishing with the adults later.

Liu Sisi's youngest daughter has already reached the age of running around, and is now in kindergarten.

The three married women got together, and the years had left obvious marks on the other two, only Fairy was still as beautiful as ever, which made Liu Sisi and Wei Chuxia extremely envious.

As an older parturient, her figure still looks good after giving birth. She looks young and beautiful like a little girl. If it weren't for the charm that belongs to a married woman occasionally revealed between her brows, she really doesn't look like a married woman.

"You can really bear it. It took so long to tell us about such a big thing as being a father." Wu Youcai was obviously fatter than before, and the entertainment in the business field is the most likely to corrode a person's body.

In Fang Jiangqiao's eyes, this guy's body was so depleted that he had no energy left. No wonder Fairy Bai always disliked him when she saw him.

"It's not too late now." Jiang Qiao laughed. After the fairy gave birth, he just wanted his wife and daughter to have a good rest without being disturbed.

"Well, what's your daughter's name?"

"Little fish."

"Fish in the river? Fish in the river?" The white coat had a strange expression on his face. What a stupid name.

"Jiang Xiaoyu, a fisherman who makes a profit."

Bai Yu pondered for a few seconds, then joked, "Tsk tsk, who would dare to mess with your daughter after this name?"

"Hahaha, I think so too. The fisherman gains from the competition between the snipe and the clam, but he won't suffer anyway."

This name, whatever you think of it is good.

Wu Youcai elbowed the top of the white coat, and said with a look of fear: "You see, I said that this guy is full of evil intentions. Fortunately, we were born early, otherwise when Xiaoyu grows up, we will be together with you." Her mother looks like a fairy, so I guess the two brats will be jealous and fight with each other if they have nothing to do, maybe Xiao Yu'er still has no interest in them."

The white coat nodded approvingly.

Although Xiao Yu'er has only just reached the full moon, her eyes, nose, and mouth are all like a white fairy, and she will definitely be a great beauty in the future, without any doubts.

"Old Bai, I heard that you have been promoted to attending physician recently? Congratulations." Jiang Qiao said.

"There is nothing to congratulate. The salary is a bit higher than before. I have two interns under my command. I still have to be busy."

"Old man, let me tell you quietly, the two interns under his command are two little beauties." Wu Youcai suddenly said ghostly.

"Aren't you jealous this early summer?" Jiang Qiao raised his eyebrows.

"You think I'm him? I'm not afraid of being crooked when I'm upright, Chu Xia is at ease with me." Bai Yu looked disdainful, and then began to break the news.

"If you want to talk about this matter, it has to be Boss Qian, who socializes every three days and only comes home late at night. Sisi has complained to Chu Xia many times with my family. What's wrong? The house flowers don't have the fragrance of wild flowers?"

"Hey, old Bai, don't slander me! Entertainment is a business, not to wash your feet and eat white flour buns. I will call Sisi wherever I go. The phone is on 24 hours a day, and I can check at any time."

"Hearing that there is no old man, this bastard still thinks about it, but it's just that he has no power." Bai Yu sneered.

Jiang Qiao shook his head: "As for the money, as long as you have enough, it's meaningless to earn more, and you still have to focus on your family. Look at me, since Yueling got pregnant, I stopped shooting videos."

"It's okay to post a daily routine of your love with the fairy, right? Instead of shooting videos, you'll be spreading dog food. Damn, why did I pay attention to you in the first place?"

Wu Youcai is numb. Every time he sees the up update he follows and clicks on the accounts of Jiang Qiao and Xianzi, it's the two of them showing their affection every day. The key is that he still eats with gusto.

Jiang Qiao smiled, and looked at Fairy softly, this life is enough.

"Zhuo, it's too much. If you come at this time, I can't stand your eyes." Wu Youcai shuddered, he almost forgot, when he was just married, Liu Sisi always looked like this .

Before I know it, eight or nine years have passed, how many eight or nine years are there in my life?

In the days after marriage, the fresh excitement of being in love is missing, and the love that would make you blush and heartbeat when you think of it in those years, eventually reduced to a plain family relationship.

"Stay with them more," Jiang Qiao said.

Now he gradually understands why the old man always said that the older a person is, the more thoroughly he sees things, throwing away those chaotic, complicated, and meaningless things... In the end, only one or two family relationships in the world are left.

Wu Youcai patted his soft beer belly, and sighed: "How can I accompany you? You don't have the will, you don't know, women are as fierce as tigers when they are approaching forty, and I am not young anymore."

"Shouldn't you be grateful that Sisi doesn't dislike your big belly?"

Speaking of this, Wu Youcai suddenly became energetic.

"Old man, quickly tell me how you maintain your figure. If I had a body like yours, I could have two more children!"

"If I were Sisi, I would definitely despise you and not let you go to bed every day."

Bai Yu showed contempt in his eyes, this man is really hopeless, he is already old, and his mind is full of astringency.

Old Wu Youcai blushed, and scratched his neck: "Love without Sese won't last, what's wrong with wanting to get back to passion with my wife."

Jiang Qiao strongly agreed: "Well, indeed, it's much better than you going out and messing around."

"Be clear, who messed with it?"

"Hey, hey, just in case."

"There's nothing wrong with it. I'm just out of shape, not cheating."

"That's good, ten kilometers a day, stick to it, and you will have two babies in three years."

Wu Youcai turned his head and glanced at Liu Sisi, who was still charming. Compared with the young and astringent back then, now he is very familiar. He gritted his teeth: "Run, run!"

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