Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 292.

The old nest was reported by the ghost, and the new home has been established. The introduction express welcomes all family members home.

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At the beginning of the new semester, the couple sent Xiao Yuer to kindergarten together.

In this modern age with many people and miscellaneous eyes, the two cars that Mr. Jiang gave are quite useful, at least they are very effective in taking Xiao Yu'er to school.

"Little Yu'er, do you still remember what Dad told you?"

"Don't hit your classmates, don't bully the teacher, and take classes seriously, Xiao Yu'er should be a beautiful woman quietly."

"Well, good boy, let's go in with the students." Jiang Qiao patted Xiao Yu'er's head.

Jiang Xiaoyu looked at the little ones carrying small schoolbags, many of them were crying, hugging their parents' thighs at the school gate and crying, just didn't want to study, just didn't want to be separated from their parents.

"Papa, Mama, after you save the world, will you come pick me up?"

"I'll pick you up when Xiao Yu'er is back from school." Fairy Bai smiled slightly,
Hearing this, Jiang Xiaoyu was relieved, and he thought he was going out to practice.

Carrying the small schoolbag bought by Mrs. Xia, without looking back, she walked into the kindergarten arrogantly, then turned her head to look at the children of the same age who were crying more and more loudly, and couldn't help but groaned twice.

Tch, a little brat is a brat, isn't it just that he's still crying after leaving Papa Mama, what's there to cry about?

Watching Xiao Yu'er disappear from sight, Fairy Bai squeezed Jiang Qiao's fingers with some concern: "Nothing should happen, right?"

"No, Xiao Yu'er knows how to measure, and usually won't act recklessly." Jiang Qiao shook his head.

"I'm just afraid of unusual circumstances."

Fairy Bai sighed, other children at this age are all naughty, if they offend Xiao Yu'er, they will probably have to call their parents.

"It's okay, it's okay, don't worry too much, you have to trust our daughter, she looks carefree, but in fact she has a lot of heart."

Jiang Qiao held Fairy's hand and pursed his lips: "Without the small light bulb, shall we... have fun?"

"where to?"

"Go..." Jiang Qiao thought for a while, as if there were not many places to go in Zhongcheng.

"How about we open a room?"

"No." Fairy Bai rebuffed straight away, this guy really knows how to be jealous every day.

Last night wasn't just rough.

"Then let's take a walk around, wait for Xiaoyu'er to have a holiday, and we can take her to the amusement park on weekends."

"okay."

The two walked slowly on Binjiang Road.

"Cookie dog, are we really not going to tell Xiao Yuer the truth? We can still hide it now, but after a while, she will definitely find that she is different from ordinary people."

"No, Xiao Yu'er grew up on the earth, and she is still young and immature. A child can say anything out of her mouth, but it's not good to tell her."

"Yes, it will take a while."

……

The classroom was noisy, and many children left their parents for the first time to get in touch with the outside world. As a result, they cried on the small desk for almost half an hour, unable to stop.

Xiao Yu'er huddled in the corner by the window and looked around. They were all children she didn't know. She was so annoyed by crying. She really wanted to go home and climb a tree to tease Fu Lu Shou Xi... Suddenly she also Some miss mom and dad.

"No, no, mom and dad are going to save the world, you have to be obedient, little fish."

She rubbed her face vigorously.

The first lesson for children is an unshakeable self-introduction. Only in this way can the children quickly get acquainted with each other and become one with each other.

"My name is... my name is Zhao Zihan, Zihan's son, Zihan's letter, I like... like to drink milk, like to wear nice little skirts, my mother is a doctor, injections are very painful, children, don't get sick .”

A child walked up to the stage and timidly introduced himself, and immediately burst into laughter, how old he was and still breastfeeding, not ashamed.

When it was Xiao Yu'er's turn, many children looked at the little girl sitting in the corner.

Because she grew faster, she looked much older than children of the same age. She had a ponytail on her head, her facial features were outrageously exquisite, and she was wearing a beautiful white dress. Everyone was not as cute as her.

She walked up to the stage, glanced at the children below, and raised her head proudly.

"My name is Xiaoyu'er, and my dad is a superhero. In order to maintain world peace, I go to fight monsters and ghosts all over the world every day."

"Liar! Your father is not Ultraman!"

"Hmph, I am much more powerful than Ultraman. I have killed several of them with a brain ax as big as Shanhong. There are no wild monsters that are my papa's opponent."

Seeing that Xiao Yu'er spoke in an orderly manner, some children couldn't help but fell into deep thought. After she finished speaking, she returned to her seat with a proud face. As for the other children's beliefs, she didn't care, anyway, his papa is the worst.

Mama is already so powerful, and my father often presses Mama down to beat her. She secretly saw it a few times, but she didn't say anything.

At this time, a little fat man poked Xiao Yu'er's back lightly with his finger.

"Is your father really that powerful?"

"Of course, I've seen it with my own eyes!"

"That's amazing. My dad can only beat bricks but not monsters. I also want a dad who can beat monsters." The little fat man looked envious.

Xiao Yu'er rolled her eyes and said, "Otherwise, you will be my little brother. In that case, your papa is also my papa's little brother, and I will definitely teach your papa to fight monsters in the future."

"No, you're just stronger than Dad, and you don't look as strong as me." The little fat man showed his fleshy fists.

"If you don't believe me, let's wrestle wrists. I can beat you with just one finger."

"Bi, bi! I eat three bowls of rice every meal. My dad said that only by eating a lot can I be strong and not be bullied."

As a result, seeing Xiao Yuer knocking himself down with just one finger, the little fat man and many other children who watched the fun fell into deep thought.

The little heart has been greatly traumatized.

"How about it, let's believe it now." Xiao Yu'er raised her neck, in her opinion, it was all taught by her father, and she still has more powerful monkeys climbing trees and flying immortals yet to show.

"I believe it, I believe it, the master is here, and I will be worshiped by my disciple." The little fat man nodded hastily.

Xiao Yu'er crossed her waist: "From today on, little fat man, you are my disciple."

Hearing this, the little fat man was even more shocked.

"We still have sects?"

Xiao Yu'er hesitated slightly, she seemed to remember that Fairy's mother had mentioned that Ziwei Xing had a Taishangzong, so she nodded vigorously.

"Of course! I, Ma Ma, is the celestial daughter of Ziwei Star's Taishangzong, and Xiao Yuer, I am the next generation of Ziwei Star's celestial daughter! When I grow up, I will follow my parents to slay demons and protect the world."

She crossed her hips and looked very proud.

……

When school was over in the afternoon, Jiang Qiao and Fairy Bai waited at the gate of the kindergarten early like many parents.

Many children have found new friends in the kindergarten and are reluctantly saying goodbye. Some of them have just adjusted to the life away from their parents, but now seeing their parents, one of them couldn't hold back, and cried again.

Xiao Yu'er saw Papa Mama standing under the tree waiting for him at a glance, um, very punctual.

"My daddy is here to pick me up."

"Goodbye, Master!"

The little fat man looked around at other people's daddy who could beat monsters, but he didn't look like anyone.

"My dad said that you should keep a low profile, so don't tell others about it."

She said carelessly, it seems that the low-key is only on the lips.

Jiang Qiao watched from the sidelines dumbfounded. Has he ever said such a thing?And how do you look at that little fat man's obedience to his daughter.

Seeing his daughter bouncing over with a small schoolbag on his back, Jiang Qiao patted her head.

"Xiao Yuer has made new friends?"

"Not a friend, but an apprentice." Jiang Xiaoyu said old-fashioned.

"what?"

The couple looked at each other in blank dismay. The daughter took in an apprentice on the first day of kindergarten. What's the situation?

"Because I'm better than him, he worshiped me as his master." Xiao Yu'er said.

Jiang Qiao's expression was strange: "You didn't hit someone, did you?"

"No! I just used one finger."

"It's fine if you don't."

He was relieved.

After the family of three drove away, the little fat man's parents came to pick him up not long after, and he asked curiously, "Dad, can you fight monsters?"

The father was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help laughing: "There are no monsters in this world."

"Yes, my master has seen it with his own eyes!"

"She must have lied to you."

"But she knocked me down with one finger."

"..."

The days went by so peacefully, but not long after, Jiang Qiao was called by the kindergarten to have a talk.

"Xiao Yu'er is very obedient and excellent in every aspect. Everyone likes her very much. She has shown excellent leadership skills since she was a child. Almost half of the children in the class have become her apprentices. Her words are better than those of the teacher. It still works, just like a big sister." The teacher said helplessly.

Jiang Qiao: "..."

He suddenly discovered that his daughter actually has a socially obsessive disorder. It is not easy to fool all the naughty children into his door, at least better than him.

"What should I do?"

"I asked about it. The children all said that they are the disciples of the Taishangzong. Xiao Yu'er, that is, your daughter, is the celestial daughter of the Taishangzong. I really don't know how she made all this up."

Thinking that most of the children's personalities will be affected by the environment in which they grew up, the teacher suddenly looked at Jiang Qiao with a strange expression: "Could it be that you are the suzerain of that supreme sect?"

Jiang Qiao choked hard, and besides, the Taishangzong was a matter of his previous life, so it has nothing to do with his current life.

"No, no, how can this be possible? It's probably because the kid watched some TV series and played on a whim." He shook his head vigorously in denial.

"Well, I think so too." The teacher nodded pertinently, "It will definitely not work if it goes on like this, or why don't you go home and take care of it?"

"to make."

……

Jiang Qiao sat in the car and waited for Xiao Yu'er to leave school. He was very clear about this matter.

It is estimated that the fairy told her some stories about Ziweixing, and then she used it to add fuel to the nonsense. The most outrageous thing is that the children actually believed it.

"Papa, Xiao Yuer misses you, mua~ where's Ma Ma?"

"Ma Ma is cooking at home."

Jiang Xiaoyu opened the car door by himself with a small schoolbag on his back and sat on the co-pilot, crawled over to give him a smack on the face, and then honestly fastened his seat belt.

"Xiao Yu'er, what did the teacher teach at school today?" He asked calmly.

"Sing nursery rhymes, read poems, and play games."

"Has the little fish learned it?"

Jiang Xiaoyu snorted twice: "Xiao Yu'er thought these were so childish, so he directed them to sing nursery rhymes, read poems, and play games on stage."

Jiang Qiao: "..."

He suddenly felt that what the teacher said was a bit conservative. After a while, the teacher's power might be emptied. At that time, should he find the director of the kindergarten and ask him to pay Xiao Yu'er a teacher's salary?
After all, they are all helping to take care of the children, so it is unreasonable not to pay wages.

"Hey, Xiao Yu'er, Dad told you, don't always think about showing off at school, keep a low profile, low profile, you know? Just like Dad usually goes to kill demons and slay demons, they are all sneaky."

Jiang Xiaoyu nodded very seriously: "I know, Xiao Yuer told those disciples not to gossip around, it's very important to keep secrets!"

"The next generation of heavenly daughters of the Taishangzong, did you do it?"

"Papa, how do you know..." In the middle of speaking, she suddenly covered her mouth and turned her eyes wide open: "I'm not, I don't!"

"No?"

"Wuuuuu, Ma Ma said it, Ma Ma is a celestial girl, and Xiao Yu'er is the next celestial girl."

Jiang Qiao rolled his eyes: "Mom wouldn't say that."

"But that's what she told the story."

"That's a story, it's not true."

"me……"

Xiao Yuer frowned, showing a distressed look, after thinking for a few seconds, her eyes suddenly lit up.

"But Papa also said, you go to kill demons with Ma Ma, if Ma Ma is not a goddess, how can she go with you to kill demons?"

"Uh……"

Jiang Qiao was stunned for a while. If he denied it at this time, it would be equivalent to admitting that he lied to Xiao Yuer before. When she thought that her favorite parents lied to her, she would definitely feel very sad.

Damn stuff.

"Okay, mother is a celestial girl, and you are a little celestial girl."

Jiang Qiao sighed, forget it, let's leave it as it is, after all, Xiao Yu'er is different from ordinary people, gold will shine everywhere, as long as there is no big trouble, it doesn't matter.

What about Taishangzong and Tiannv, in the eyes of adults, it is just a game played by a group of children.

Jiang Xiaoyu narrowed his eyes with a smile: "When Xiao Yu'er grows up, he will follow his parents to fight monsters!"

"It's too dangerous to fight monsters. Mom and Dad only hope that Xiao Yu'er will grow up safely."

"No, Xiao Yu'er is going to fight monsters!"

"That will have to wait until you grow up."

The topic of fighting monsters stopped here.

The father and daughter drove home slowly, and there was a beautiful fairy on the mountain who had prepared delicious meals and was waiting for them.

(End of this chapter)