Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 30 30. Stay away from the bathroom door
Jiang Qiao looked at the fallen leaves on Bai Yueling's hair, and subconsciously pulled his lips.

"Run away into the woods?"

"Ah."

"What are you going for?"

"I went to pick herbs."

Bai Yueling took out a handful of mud-stained old vines and weeds from a pocket of her clothes. According to her words, these are all medicinal herbs that can make alchemy.

"All of them are ten years old, and the medicinal properties are insufficient, and the rate of success in pills may be very low."

She sighed, walking for a day in the inaccessible mountains, and found this little herbal medicine, which may be of zero use. This world is even more depleted than she imagined.

Jiang Qiao looked strange: "Do you want to make alchemy?"

"Well, suppressing the demons is the only way to do it for the time being."

Suddenly, "Meow~"

From the other pocket of her clothes, there were two sounds of a milk cat in succession.

"You still picked up the cat?" Jiang Qiao's eyes widened.

Bai Yueling put the herbs on the ground, took out two kittens from her pocket and put them on the counter, one black and one white, only the size of a palm, the blue membranes of the eyes were still there, probably not yet weaned.

"The two kittens are destined for me. When I found them, the mother cat was lying a few meters away from the nest. There were four tooth marks on her hind legs. The wounds had suppurated. They should have been bitten by a poisonous snake."

"So, you brought them back?"

"Otherwise, they won't survive tonight. But this is your home, and you need your consent to adopt them."

With one hand in each hand, Jiang Qiao picked up their fate by the back of their necks and gently raised them in front of his eyes.

The palm-sized two little ones seemed to have been enchanted with a fixation spell, with their mouths slightly open, revealing their pink tongues, staring at him blankly, motionless.

"It looks pretty cute."

Jiang Qiao looked back at Bai Yueling: "Look, they have a lot of predestined relationship with me."

The corner of Fairy Bai's mouth twitched slightly.

She suddenly saw the cigarette butts in the ashtray, and her face darkened: "Are you smoking again? Such a poison is so sweet, how can you die?"

"I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense, it's left after the customer bought something." Jiang Qiao shook his head violently, refusing to admit it.

"do not move."

Bai Yueling leaned over him and sniffed, his fingers instantly touched his body like a thunderbolt, flashing electric snakes surged across his body, Jiang Qiao rolled his eyes and twitched all over.

He couldn't figure it out.

A few hours have passed since smoking, and logically speaking, the smell of smoke has dissipated, and he even sprayed some toilet water on himself to confuse his sense of smell, but this woman can still smell it, her nose is sharper than a dog's?
"lie."

"In the past, I had to smoke at least seven or eight cigarettes a day, but now I can't do one a day?" He cried with a sad face.

"No!" Bai Yueling stared at him.

"It's because you didn't come back for a long time, and I got impatient to smoke." He muttered.

"So, it's still my fault?" Bai Yueling said indifferently.

"My fault, my fault, but before you call me next time, can you tell me in advance, so that I can be mentally prepared?"

She smiled coldly and said, "I'll shock you every time I find out, and the power will gradually increase. Let's see how long you can stand it!"

Jiang Qiao frowned.

So strict, is this still human?

He sighed and pulled down the shutter door: "Let's go, let's go upstairs."

"The shop is not open anymore?"

"Well, it's closed."

"How's business today?"

"It's okay, I earned a small part of the money I spent that day."

Bai Yueling was silent for a while and said, "I will return the money to you slowly."

Hearing this, Jiang Qiao regained his energy in an instant. He rubbed his hands together: "Actually, you can also use other things as collateral, such as spirit stones, fairy artifacts, elixirs, exercises, etc. I don't mind."

"Don't think about it, of course it's the money of this world."

With a simple sentence, Jiang Qiao's thought that he could take advantage of it was instantly shattered.

"All the things I carried with me were destroyed in the catastrophe. There are indeed many things in the small world I created, but I can't open them with my current cultivation level, and even if I give them to you, you won't be able to use them."

Jiang Qiao was silent, saying this was tantamount to not saying anything.

Upstairs, Jiang Qiao used a cardboard box of instant noodles to make a temporary cat litter for the two kittens, and put two layers of clean towels inside.Kittens who haven’t been weaned don’t know what to eat. Will drinking milk hurt their stomachs?

"After a day of running in the mountains, why don't you take a shower first?" Jiang Qiao looked at her.

Bai Yueling nodded, and walked into her bedroom.

"By the way, you take off your coat first. The pockets are full of mud. If you just throw it into the washing machine, it will definitely not be washed clean."

Bai Yueling didn't know what he thought of, and an imperceptible blush slowly appeared on his indifferent expression.

"satyr!"

"Why am I a pervert again?"

Jiang Qiao was a little annoyed: "It's not like you're naked! Ms. Bai Yueling, I solemnly tell you that some of your traditional concepts should be changed. Look at people with colored eyes. Everything has color."

"So, I misunderstood you about the slutty woman on your phone screen?" Bai Yueling squinted at him.

Jiang Qiao's breathing stopped, and he opened his mouth, his momentum suddenly weakened.

He thought that his lock screen wallpaper was Rem wearing only dead water, a pair of murder weapons were about to be released, but which young man didn't have a two-dimensional wife in his mobile phone?
No wonder I suddenly called him this afternoon and scolded him. It turned out that the problem was here.

Bai Yueling walked into the bathroom with the clothes she had collected from the balcony, and the moment she closed the door, she hummed softly, "I'll wash the clothes myself later."

Jiang Qiao twitched his lips, and suddenly remembered that there were still many two-dimensional pictures in the photo album of his spare phone.

All kinds of enchanting poses, some with clothes on, some without clothes, if she accidentally clicked in at some point, wouldn't she be heartbroken on the spot and go crazy?
Oh my god, if he directly released the inner demon, wouldn't he become a sinner through the ages?
He glanced at the door of the bathroom anxiously, and it seemed that she had taken the mobile phone in. Now how to get the mobile phone back from her hand is a problem.

The sound of rushing water came from the bathroom, and Jiang Qiao hesitated outside the door.

"White girl?"

"Ms. Bai?"

"Miss Bai?"

"White Fairy?"

Bai Yueling looked at the door of the bathroom vigilantly, afraid that that lecherous guy would suddenly open the door and rush in. He liked even a picture so much that he couldn't put it down, there was nothing he didn't dare to do, and he was still wandering outside the door, No matter how you think about it, there are problems.

"What do you want?" she asked warily.

"Uh, the mobile phone is an electronic product. It must not touch water, otherwise it will cause damage to the circuit. Why don't you take it out and I'll keep it for you?"

Bai Yueling glanced at the mobile phone on the shelf, the water couldn't splash there at all.

Could it be that he wanted to lure himself to open the door, so that he could take this opportunity to break in?
"Need not."

After thinking about it, she continued: "Lust, you'd better stay away from the bathroom door."

(End of this chapter)