Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 301 301. One Hundred Years (Final Chapter)
"Xiaoyu, Xiaotong, where is your grandfather?"

A pair of twins who were catching grasshoppers in the crop field outside the courtyard looked up and clapped the dirt on their hands to stand up.

Wu Tong said crisply: "Grandpa Jiang, my grandfather is carving wood at home."

"Xiao Tong, I'll talk to your grandpa for a while." Jiang Qiao touched the little girl's head with a smile, and handed over two fruits he picked from the tree.

Seeing him walk into his house, Wu Yu scratched his head and muttered, "Grandpa Jiang looks younger than Dad, obviously an uncle."

"It's Grandpa, we've been called that since we were young."

"But he's young!"

"Youth is also a grandfather!"

"My grandpa has white hair and a white beard, but he doesn't."

"Then why don't you call him Uncle Jiang?"

"I yelled last time, but I was beaten up by grandpa and dad together."

……

Jiang Qiao walked into the courtyard with his hands behind his back, and Wu Youcai was stabbing with a saw.

"I said you can't stop your old arms and legs for a while? You'll hurt yourself later, don't blame me for not reminding you."

"Go, go, I'm not old yet." Wu Youcai glanced at him in disgust, and then began to stab and saw again.

"The teapot is inside, if you want to drink water, pour it yourself."

Jiang Qiao was not polite at all. He went into the room and poured two glasses of water out on the stone table. He glanced casually, "What are you messing with?"

"Xiaoyu wants an excavator, and Xiaotong likes a music box."

"So you want to make one for the two of them? Why don't you buy it if it's so troublesome."

The little old man snorted: "The things I bought are not as good as those I can make myself."

Jiang Qiao took a sip of tea leisurely. The little old man was used to idleness when he was young. He never thought that he would become a carpenter when he became a grandfather when he was old. Now he owns all the furniture in the yard one by one. The wood is sawn out.

"Kill a plate?"

"Not empty."

"You just created a new folder, don't be empty, hurry up, don't say I don't respect the old for a while."

"Boiled!"

Wu Youcai put down the saw cursingly, kicked the wood to one side, and then sat across the river bridge and began to arrange the chess pieces, chattering as he did so.

"That's why I can't see you, his grandma, she is obviously the same age as me and the white coat, we are both very old, why don't you look old?"

"That's why you want to see me more, don't you know what it means to be old-hearted? I'm reminding you."

"Fuck off!"

Jiang Qiao laughed, looking very helpless: "Actually, I have practiced a magical skill, Tianshan Child Elder knows, right? That's why I look youthful forever."

"Damn old man, I believe you are a ghost." Wu Youcai let out a piss, and swiped the red cannon in the middle, "Take the shot!"

"It's just these three tricks, can't you use other tricks?" Jiang Qiao responded calmly to Fei Xiang.

"Heh heh heh, three tricks are enough to deal with you."

"So you lose every time?"

Old Wu Youcai blushed, and changed the subject: "Xiao Yu'er is still abroad?"

"Yeah, doing research with a whole bunch of scientists."

"It's amazing, it's amazing."

Wu Youcai sighed with emotion, looked up at Jiang Qiao's face that was so young that he couldn't be younger, and pulled his face fiercely: "I don't know what good things you did in your previous life. In this life, you can marry the most beautiful wife in the world. A daughter who is the most intelligent in the world."

"Probably saved the Milky Way." Jiang Qiao laughed.

Before the game of chess was over, the pair of twins born to Wu Chengan rushed in yelling: "Grandpa, grandpa, look I caught a crab!"

"Xiaoyu, good boy, yo, such a big crab, be careful, don't get caught." Wu Youcai stood up quickly, went into the room and took silk thread to tie the crab's two claws tightly.

"Okay, I won't leave today, you spend time with the children first, and I'll go home to spend time with my wife."

Wu Youcai glared at him angrily: "Get out, get out."

"Be careful in front of children."

"Bah, I get angry when I see you."

Jiang Qiao was not angry with a smile, and patted the heads of the two children: "Xiaotong and Xiaoyu, if you want to eat fruit, you can come and pick it yourself, you know?"

"Yeah! Goodbye, Uncle Jiang."

Wu Youcai patted his grandson's head lightly: "You son of a bitch, call him Grandpa Jiang."

"Goodbye, Grandpa Jiang."

Jiang Qiao waved his hands and walked out of the small courtyard with a smile on his face.

"Grandpa, why did you scold Grandpa Jiang just now?" Wu Tong raised a small face and asked very puzzled.

Wu Youcai looked at the figure slowly disappearing at the door, his vicissitudes of face trembled slightly, and he murmured: "Grandpa is scolding him, grandpa has envied him all his life..."

……

Fulu Shouxi is so old that it starts to shake even when walking, and its hair looks dull. It often lies in its own den all day long, and only when the excrement shoveler calls their names will they answer feebly.

The two old guys had bad teeth and couldn't eat everything with a crackling noise. Jiang Qiao usually fed them minced fish.

"Their end is coming soon." Fairy Bai combed them lightly, revealing a touch of sadness in her tone.

"I know."

"If it's on Ziwei, I have many ways to extend their lifespan."

"Yue Ling, it's not your fault."

Jiang Qiao looked at the two cats that had accompanied him for most of his life, and said softly, "Birth, old age, sickness and death are the laws of all things in the world, and no one can avoid them. They can follow you and live safely for more than 30 years. It is already ten lifetimes." Blessings that cannot be cultivated, Fu Lu Shou Xi is very lucky."

"Meow~"

Fu Lu barely supported his upper limbs, and licked Fairy Bai's hands affectionately, just like when Fairy found them in the wild.

All things have spirit.

In the next few days, Fu Lu Shou Xi seemed to know that his time was approaching. No matter where Jiang Qiao and Fairy Bai went, these two old guys would forcefully drag their old bodies along the way.

The last time must be with the most important person.

The next morning, when Jiang Qiao went to change the water for Fu Lu Shou Xi, he suddenly found that there was no movement in the cat litter. The two cats were still hugging and sleeping together as before, but they couldn't wake up no matter what.

Jiang Qiao sat on the ground in silence for a long time, stroking their dull hair over and over again, as if they were young.

Fairy Bai appeared behind him at some point, and said softly, "They're gone."

"Well, he left while he was asleep, so he was very sensible and didn't disturb us."

"They've always been good kids."

Jiang Qiao carried the body to the big banyan tree they used to climb, solemnly dug a hole, and buried it with his own hands.

It turned out that Fu Lu Shou Xi was an ordinary cat after all, and failed to become a fine cat.

Jiang Qiao looked at Fairy Bai in a daze, "Yue Ling, let's go back and live for a while."

……

Unknowingly, the old couple are both over 80 years old. Compared with their peers, their bodies are still strong, but their hair is already gray, and the fonts on their mobile phones are adjusted to be too big. They have to wear reading glasses to see clearly.

When the couple came to the door, the old couple was taking an afternoon nap at home, and Jiang Qiao was so frightened that his parents also left quietly like Fu Lu Shou Xi.

"Nonsense, I'm in good spirits. It's just that I'm getting old and lethargic." Jiang Tiancheng was so angry that he couldn't help slapping Jiang Qiao.

Jiang Qiao was still a little worried: "Dad, if you and Mom feel uncomfortable in any way, you must tell us, do you know?"

"Don't worry, your mother and I are healthier than you imagined." Mr. Jiang couldn't help but muttered, "I haven't seen Xiao Yu'er get married yet, even if we get married, we have to wait until we have a great-grandson in our arms. I can't bear to die."

"What are you talking about, Dad, what are you talking about?"

"Where's Xiao Yu'er? You still won't go home this year? This kid is so busy that he doesn't know how to call his grandparents all year round. Don't you know that sometimes your mother will say her name in her sleep." The old man There is great resentment in my heart.

"Didn't I tell you that Xiao Yu'er's scientists are carrying out the country's top-secret mission, just like our country built the atomic bomb back then, and any relevant information cannot be disclosed."

When the country is mentioned, Jiang Tiancheng, an old party member, keeps silent. He is a person from that era and understands that the interests of the country are above all else. How can a small family come without the country?
"That's it, then let Xiao Yu'er work hard inside. It doesn't matter if you go home or not. You must complete the tasks assigned by the country. That's the big deal."

"I know, I know."

Jiang Qiao and Fairy Bai looked at each other, and could only sigh helplessly. The matter of Xiao Yu'er going to Ziwei Xing could not be told to others, and there was no way to tell it.

After dinner early, Fairy Bai took Mrs. Xia's hand for a stroll in the park outside, while Mr. Jiang sat on a recliner on the balcony watching the sun gradually sinking.

"I asked a lot of acquaintances about the tea you gave me, and we don't have some of the medicines." Jiang Tiancheng said suddenly.

"Ah? Is there such a thing? I don't know. It was all given to me by Yueling, who said that he would be healthy after drinking it." Jiang Qiao continued to pretend to be confused.

"The people I'm looking for are all experts in Chinese herbal medicine. They said they haven't seen those herbs before, but the world is so big and full of wonders, it's normal for them not to have seen it."

Jiang Tiancheng took a deep look at him, and continued: "Sometimes I wonder whether your mother and I can still have such a healthy body at this age, is it related to the longevity tea you gave me?"

"Is...does it matter?"

"Aren't you going to tell me about Yue Ling?" Jiang Tiancheng changed the subject.

"Didn't I make it clear a long time ago? She is an orphan who grew up in an orphanage and later worked as a tour guide on Fairy Peak. We gradually got to know each other because of some things at work."

"Fart! Yueling has never been a tour guide at all!" Speaking of this, Mr. Jiang was furious.

He had called the boss of the scenic spot, and the other party said that there was no such person in the scenic spot.

Jiang Qiao twitched: "Dad, so you already knew."

"With your little thoughts, how can you hide it from your father? Tell me quickly, even if I die in a few years, I will rest in peace."

Jiang Qiao was silent for a while, then said, "Dad, do you believe there are gods in this world?"

"Trust me, how can there be such a mess in socialism..." Jiang Tiancheng was slightly stunned, and asked in disbelief: "You mean, Yue Ling is a god in the sky?"

"more or less……"

Seeing Jiang Qiao's serious tone, the old man was so angry that he almost jumped up. Is this guy getting more and more stupid?Such absurd things can be said, how about cheating ghosts?
"I didn't believe it at first, but then..."

"I didn't believe it later either! Little bastard, can you make up a story that looks a little bit more like it?"

The old man stood up all of a sudden, looked at Jiang Qiao angrily, and went out for a stroll to digest his food.Anyway, I'm a college student, but I didn't expect to be so feudal and superstitious that I read shit into shit.

Although he knew that Jiang Qiao must have something to hide from him, such as why after decades, he was still exactly the same as when he was young, and time seemed to be unable to leave traces on him.

Another example is that the cats he raises can live more than 30 years old against the sky, and the tea that the old couple drink has substances that do not exist on the earth. At such an age, the body ages very slowly, and I feel that it is not enough to live to a hundred years old question.

Various reasons... It's not that Jiang Tiancheng doesn't know, but he just doesn't want to think about it.

After all, he and Mrs. Xia are both people with half a foot in the grave, and it would be fine if some things can be settled in the status quo.

Seeing the empty recliner swaying back and forth on the balcony, Jiang Qiao shook his head and laughed dumbly, sitting alone on the recliner watching the sunset in the sky.

The old father didn't say anything, but he knew everything in his heart.

……

The years are rushing, time is long, and it has been a hundred years in a blink of an eye.

Jiang Qiao lit a joss stick and placed it in front of his parents' grave, feeling a lot of emotion in his heart.

Changshengsheng, but can only watch parents, relatives and friends turned into loess.

He gradually understood in his heart why immortal cultivators always choose to kill their passions and desires at the end of their cultivation. After all, when everyone's relatives die and their hearts are closed, the world will lose any nostalgia for him.

The so-called road to longevity is actually just a lonely road for a seeker.

Fortunately...

He is not alone.

"Vegetable dog."

Jiang Qiao turned his head and glanced at the smiling fairy. The past hundred years seemed like yesterday.

He touched Fairy's belly, looked around for no one, and secretly kissed her on the face.

"If I hadn't chosen to cultivate immortality with you, the current me would have been buried in it for 50 years. Where would you be then?"

"Among the vast crowd." Fairy Bai smiled, brushed up her hair gently, and took his hand to walk under the shade of the whirling trees.

"Ok?"

"Do you know that this is the first time I've come to look for you?"

"What's the meaning."

"After you die, I will protect your aura, reincarnation, reincarnation, life after life, waiting for life after life, looking for you in the world of mortals over and over again, until this life."

Jiang Qiao looked strange: "It sounds as if it's true."

"Yeah...it seems real." She sighed, looked at the young man beside her, and still remembered the evening when it was pouring rain.

"I don't know when my daughter will come back." Jiang Qiao looked at the sky and sighed.

"It's not that easy to become a fairy."

"That's true."

Jiang Qiao looked down at Fairy's swollen belly, and muttered, "I've been pregnant for almost 100 years, and I don't know if this is a son or a daughter."

"Do you prefer a son or a daughter?"

"As long as it was born by you, I like it."

Fairy Bai suddenly frowned with her big belly.

"Food dog, I seem to... seem to be giving birth!"

(End of this chapter)