Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 47 47. Son Your Girlfriend?

"It's broken! It's broken! My wife, what kind of bad habits has that little bastard learned now?"

Jiang Tiancheng looked up at the women's underwear floating on the balcony, and his smoking hand trembled violently.

He walked into the living room, just in time to hear Xia Qinghe's words, "Lao Jiang, Lao Jiang, come here quickly, something serious has happened!"

The couple stared at each other with big eyes.

"What happened?"

"What bad habit?"

Jiang Tiancheng stared at Jiang Qiao's bedroom, gritted his teeth, and said, "That kid doesn't want to imitate others, but imitates others to wear women's clothes! The women's underwear is still hanging outside, there is no shame in it!"

Xia Qinghe pointed at the original utility room tremblingly: "Just now I opened the door and entered the room, and saw a girl living inside, could it be that..."

"What?"

Jiang Tiancheng smiled coldly: "No wonder he is reluctant to go home. It seems that the little bastard has messed up a lot of things behind our backs."

He strode over and was about to push the door open, but he didn't expect the door to open suddenly at this moment. Bai Yueling stood pretty at the door, which surprised Jiang Tiancheng.

Jiang Qiao heard something was wrong with the sound outside, so he ran out quickly. As soon as he opened it, he saw that the three of them had already met. The four of them stood at the door and looked at each other, and the air suddenly fell into an eerie silence.

Jiang Tiancheng's face was uncertain, but the pretty girl opposite had a calm expression, and he was suddenly a little uncertain.

After a few seconds, he looked at his son and snorted softly, "Jiang Qiao, tell me, what's going on?"

He held a lighted cigarette between his fingers and exhaled a puff of smoke from his mouth.

Bai Yueling frowned slightly, although now she knew that smoking was not intended to murder her Daoist, but she still didn't like the unpleasant smell.

What's more, he is Jiang Qiao's father, so it seems a little inappropriate to call him rashly, but it can be reminded.

"Your smoke is poisonous, your blood is dark and dull, your soul is severely damaged, your internal organs are inactive, your limbs are weak, and your body is extremely weak..."

Bai Yueling's expression was complicated: "Using your words, it's already terminally ill, and the gods can't save it. It won't be long..."

Before she could finish speaking, Jiang Qiao covered her mouth with his hands in a panic, while winking at her frantically.

This small mouth is like a machine gun, it can't say anything!
"Dad, Mom, don't believe her nonsense. By the way, you chat first, and I'll tell her something."

Jiang Qiao hurriedly pushed her into the room, closed the door and locked it, his heart beating violently.

Jiang Tiancheng finally recovered from his stupor just now, trembling with anger, this woman who didn't know where she came from actually said that he was terminally ill and would not live long?He is obviously only in his 40s, and he is in his prime. Although he likes to smoke, he doesn't feel any discomfort in his body!
"Look at your wonderful son!" He looked at Xia Qinghe and was furious.

"What's so fierce? Could it be that I can give birth to a child by myself? You didn't work hard and you didn't raise it?" Xia Qinghe stared back, and he was stupefied instantly.

"My son is not that kind of person. Before things are clear, don't make wild guesses."

"Hmph, I want to see how he explains it when he comes out!"

……

Jiang Qiao felt a headache when he heard the voice outside the door. He turned his head and saw that Bai Yueling fell to the ground convulsively before he opened his mouth, screaming non-stop.

Xia Qinghe outside the door was dumbfounded. What were those two people doing in the house?In front of them, announce what?
Today's young people are really dissolute!
"Why are you shocking me again!" Jiang Qiao asked her in a low voice after recovering from his paralysis.

"Who allowed you to do something to me?" Fairy Bai raised her eyebrows and stared at her. This guy actually touched her mouth with his hand without authorization.

"Isn't that an emergency?"

Jiang Qiao sighed, "That man was my father just now, how could you say that about him?"

"I know, it's for his own good, that's why I let him know about my physical condition. I don't understand such a simple truth? Could it be that I can't even tell the truth?" Bai Yueling frowned slightly.

"It's not that it can't be done, but..." Jiang Qiao opened his mouth, not knowing how to explain it.

After thinking for a while, he said, "People in this world generally don't live long. What you say is a curse in disguise, and it's a taboo. Do you understand?"

"In that case, I don't say anything." Bai Yueling said lightly.

"I'll explain later, you are not allowed to speak." Jiang Qiao told her very worriedly, for fear that she would say something surprising again.

After seeing her agreement, Jiang Qiao turned to open the door, but Bai Yueling suddenly grabbed him.

"Your parents...how should I call them? I can't call you after you, can I?"

Jiang Qiao's eyes were slanted, and he imagined that she had a mother and a father. This seemed to be the way to marry a husband and obey her husband after marriage.

I thought about it too much, if she found out, would she be beaten up?

"Hey, my dad calls you uncle, and my mother calls you aunt."

Bai Yueling looked at him directly: "I am older than you, and your 5000-year civilization seems very young to me. Logically speaking, you are my protector, and you have to call me Lord." Now, everyone else has to call me Zuzu."

Now that he is inexplicably shorter by countless generations, why should he talk about friendship with Jiang Qiao's peers?
"Yes, yes, long live the ancestors of the old lady."

Jiang Qiao couldn't help rolling his eyes: "But I'm the only one who believes these words. Do you think other people believe them? In my parents' eyes, you are just a girl in her twenties. If you want to integrate into this society well , you have to do as the Romans do.”

Bai Yueling's eyelids twitched, she said that, but she lived for a long time, but she wanted to call a mortal with only a few decades of lifespan an uncle and aunt, she was so awkward that she couldn't say it.

Jiang Qiao saw the confusion on her face.

"This is my home, you live here, and they are my parents. If you want a reasonable explanation, you must follow what I said."

"Then I'd rather build a thatched cottage next to your house." Bai Yueling said angrily.

"Building houses without authorization is a serious violation of the law in this society."

Jiang Qiao said unhappily: "Didn't you always say that cultivating immortals should be done according to your wishes, and that the body is just a skin, just a useless title, worthy of your care? Do you have any acquaintances here? Are you afraid of losing you?" The dignified face of the Immortal Emperor?"

Bai Yueling sighed and looked at him with warning eyes.

"Only your parents are special exceptions!"

"Of course, at other times we still have our own opinions."

She felt a little relieved.

"Now, shall we go out?"

Fairy Bai hesitated for a moment, then nodded slowly.

Jiang Qiao took a deep breath and opened the door. Xia Qinghe's eyes lit up when the door opened.

"Son, your girlfriend won't introduce us?"

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