Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 50
The two looked at each other in the air, and the air suddenly became quiet. Bai Yueling quickly looked away, his eyes flickering.

"Could it be what?" Jiang Qiao's eyes were inexplicable, and his heart was pounding.

"Could it be a masochist?" Fairy Bai lowered her eyelids, her voice was flat,
Jiang Qiao: "..."

"I just can't beat you right now, otherwise..." he muttered softly.

She raised her eyebrows: "Otherwise what?"

"Otherwise I'll beat your ass into eight pieces!" He gritted his teeth, and his eyes paused for two seconds on her ass.

"Dirty!"

Bai Yueling frowns coldly, his face is full of frost, this guy actually teased her again.

In the next second, flickering arcs continued to flow across Jiang Qiao's body.

"I, I, I was wrong, I was wrong, ah ah..."

Jiang Qiao was lying on the ground, twitching and foaming at the mouth. This woman was so ruthless, she was almost stunned by the electric shock. This time, the current intensity was at least one level higher.

"Why can't you take a joke?" He got up from the ground and complained.

"Hmph! Hooligan, pedantic, lustful! You deserve it! You have been shocked so many times that you don't have a long memory. It seems that you are indeed a masochist."

Jiang Qiao suddenly froze. He asked for it. There was nothing wrong with him.

"Ask you a question."

"Say."

"How did I beat you?" Jiang said with a serious face.

Fairy Bai thought about it carefully: "Unless you can get that kind of mushroom eggs, you will have a chance to destroy my immortal body."

"Forget it, when I didn't ask."

Jiang Qiao pursed his lips. Not to mention whether he could get that thing, once it exploded, the entire Zhongzhou would probably be gone.

Do you want to be under the pressure of this woman for the rest of your life?

Seeing his dissatisfied expression, Bai Yueling raised the corner of her mouth slightly: "Or, you can start cultivating from now on. If everything goes well, you will be able to reach my current state in about 5 years."

5 years...

Who knows if humans are still around at that time.

"Then I'll still be under your pressure."

"What did you say?" Bai Yueling narrowed her eyes.

"Cough...I mean lie flat, don't struggle anymore, love electric power, charge it a few times, maybe I'll get used to it."

She hesitated slightly: "Actually, as long as you listen to me and talk nonsense, how can I call you?"

Jiang Qiao didn't answer. He patted his butt and stood up and walked into the kitchen: "I'm going to make dinner. I'll eat for you tonight."

"Plain noodles."

He became serious: "Of course it's plain noodles, if you eat meaty ones, you'll get into trouble."

Fairy Bai didn't understand what it meant, Jiang Qiao was happy to take advantage of it verbally, humming a song while cooking noodles, feeling good.

Ten minutes later, Jiang Qiao came out with two bowls of hot noodles, each with a fried egg on top.

At the bottom of his bowl was the shredded pork with green pepper left over from yesterday, while Bai Yueling's bowl seemed a bit clear and watery, but it was just right for her taste
"Tomorrow I have to go down the mountain to buy some vegetables, fruits and meat products. You are staying at home. I will be back soon."

Bai Yueling nodded lightly: "By the way, bring me a few books. As for the money...you can help me pay in advance, and I will return it to you later."

She still knows too little about this world, and she is eager for all kinds of knowledge. If she can still use the magic method of immortality, she can directly search the soul to obtain knowledge.

However, according to the laws of this world, soul searching seems to be illegal.

"It doesn't have to be so troublesome."

Jiang Qiao took a bite of the fried egg and continued, "Actually, if you can use the Internet proficiently, you can find answers to everything you want to ask."

"Is that the Du Niang you usually ask?"

"Yes. But you don't know how to type yet, so it's a bit troublesome to use it."

Bai Yueling said seriously: "I can learn."

She has always been very curious about computers, as if it contains all the mysteries of the world, answering every question.Even if the cultivation base is restored, I am afraid that it will not be possible to use spiritual power to forcibly analyze and penetrate.

If such a fetish is placed on Ziwei Star, it must be an immortal emperor's weapon that everyone is vying for, but here, it seems that everyone can have it.

There are at least two in Jiangqiao, one is portable, as thin as a notebook, and the other is downstairs and cannot be moved casually.

"Then you have to learn pinyin first, so that you can type." Jiang Qiao said.

"Is it just those strange-looking symbols?"

Bai Yueling asked, she was very curious, Jiang Qiao usually typed on the keyboard, and coherent words appeared on the screen one by one, without spiritual power as a bridge to convert, she didn't understand how this was done.

"Yes. Including initials, finals, and overall syllables, as well as some pronunciation changes, your accent is very different from ours."

"Sounds complicated."

Bai Yueling sighed inwardly, although the human civilization in this world is short-lived, all kinds of strange and weird creations are really mysterious and extraordinary.

"Can you teach me?"

Jiang Qiao sighed and said, "I learned it more than ten years ago. I was only 6 years old at that time, and I was still a primary school student. I was often punished by my mother."

Ten years is not short in the lifespan of a mortal.

She suddenly became nervous: "You won't forget again, will you?"

"That's not true. This is a skill that every rabbit must master when entering school. The first class for primary school students is to learn pinyin."

Jiang Qiao looked at her seriously: "I can teach you if you want to learn, but you must call me Master, and I will teach you everything I have."

Bai Yueling's eyes widened. This guy really didn't have any good intentions. He thought of ways to lead her into the pit and take advantage of her.

She remained silent, and she felt ashamed to make this guy's master feel ashamed no matter what she thought.

"If you don't want to, you can also go to my mother. She is a Chinese teacher and she is professional in this area."

Jiang Qiao glanced at her secretly: "If you can call her mom a few times, she will be very happy."

"Aren't you called Auntie? Why are you called Mom? What the hell are you planning!?" Bai Yueling sneered.

"Ahem, our Jiang family's lineage is full of males, and my mother just wants a female..." Jiang Qiao shut his mouth abruptly when he saw her murderous eyes.

"Another request, as long as you don't call your master." She thought for a while and said.

"That's old..."

"Think carefully before answering!"

"Okay, then you should call me Master." Jiang Qiao pursed his lips.

"no!"

"Isn't it just the word master? Is it so difficult to call it? Three people must have my teacher, and the ancient scholars must have a teacher. Teachers, so preaching and accepting karma solve doubts. Therefore, disciples don't have to be inferior to teachers, and teachers don't have to be better than disciples. There is a priority in hearing the truth, and there is a specialization in the arts."

Jiang Qiao kept talking like a machine gun.

"Although you are only more than 9000 years older than me, you don't understand this aspect. I understand. Why can't you be your master? Besides, it's you who begged me, not me. I don't want to teach anymore."

Listening to his long-winded speech, Bai Yueling squirmed his lips, hesitant to speak several times.

After being silent for ten breaths, Nini knelt down in front of him and spoke slowly.

"Master...Master, please...please teach disciple...disciple the way of pinyin."

(End of this chapter)