Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 86
While eating the noodles, Jiang Qiao said casually, "Today we are going down the mountain."

"Isn't there still two days before New Year's Day?"

Bai Yueling ate the noodles and asked, she remembered the date of New Year's Day, and it was already the end of the year.

"That's right, but today I was discharged from the hospital, and I agreed to clean him up, so I just won't be coming back, and I will go home directly for the holidays."

"Oh."

Jiang Qiao drank all the noodle soup and sighed comfortably: "New Year's Day is a legal holiday, and the whole country is closed for three days. I have to buy you a few sets of clothes for you. We're going to go shopping in a while."

"Well, according to your arrangement."

Bai Yueling nodded, she cared more about legal holidays than this, after all, only a government that loves the people is a good government.

She has read many articles related to the social system on the Internet recently. Compared with Ziweixing, the human rights in this world are undoubtedly much better.

"So, we have to go home and stay for five days? What about Fu Lu Shou Xi?"

Jiang Qiao's expression froze. He almost forgot about the two kittens. If they didn't eat or drink for five days, they would starve to death.

He pondered for a while: "Then take it home, I'll drive in a while, you put the cat in your arms, I'll fill some milk powder or something in an empty bottle, and I'll go to the city to buy the rest."

"it is good."

After tidying up the kitchen, Jiang Qiao was forced to sit quietly for 10 minutes under the compulsion of Fairy Bai. Her bones almost split open. I really don't know how she was able to maintain this posture for hundreds of thousands of years.

"I feel that my recent addiction to smoking is about to fall again. Your previous method was quite effective. Help me get rid of it again? I feel that after a few more courses of treatment, I can almost completely quit."

He hasn't touched cigarettes for a while, and occasionally when he wants to smoke, he takes out a Huazi and smells the smoke to satisfy his craving.

Having said that, everyone knows that smoking is harmful to health. If there is a way to guarantee smoking cessation, who is willing to continue to damage the body.

"Well, you continue to sit quietly, calm down, and keep the spiritual platform clear."

Fairy Bai tapped his chest, heart, lungs, and half of his body one after another with his fingertips, causing a feeling of paralysis, palpitation, shortness of breath, and chest tightness.

Immediately afterwards, the spine extending from the tailbone to the neck, each section is hot, and the exhaust toxins accumulated in the chest are gradually guided out, but there is no feeling of bloatedness like last time.

"Is this the end?" Jiang Qiao twisted his neck, feeling a little strange.

"It's not over yet."

She blushed slightly: "Take off your shirt first."

"What do you want to do? Although you are very beautiful, I'm really not that kind of casual person. If you really want it, it's not like I can't cooperate with you."

Bai Yueling: "???"

"I want to quit smoking for you, what kind of mess are you thinking about in your mind?"

She slapped Jiang Qiao on the back, the heavy force seemed to break his keel, but it was just right, the toxins in his lungs and body were sprayed out of his mouth in the form of gray mist.

"Ah, pain, pain, remind me when you hit me." Jiang Qiao let out a scream.

"Shut up, now you have bad breath."

She wrinkled her nose: "If you don't want to be beaten, take off quickly."

Jiang Qiao nodded obediently, and shivered suddenly after taking off his coat. He said bitterly, "It's cold outside, and the sofa is too narrow. Can you go to my room? It's also more convenient for you to operate."

Fairy Bai turned her head to look at his room, hesitated for a moment, and gently raised her head.

"it is good."

The two walked into the room one after the other, Jiang Qiao felt sympathetic, which was completely different from how he felt when dealing with his inner demons.

The first step in abducting a fairy to be his wife, the task of bringing the fairy back to the house, is accomplished.

Bai Yueling was also puzzled, this was a man's room after all, it would be inappropriate for her to come in and out at will.

Silently glanced at his room, the layout of the room is similar, but the area is slightly larger, a bed, a wardrobe, the ashtray on the table is clean, and there is an extra bay window, his clothes are dry There, the quilt was neatly folded, and there was not much smell in the room.

It is a passing grade.

Jiang Qiao endured the cold and took off his shirt. There was nothing unusual about Bai Xianzi's expression, but it was he who folded his arms in embarrassment.

"What are you doing messing around with Nini? Hurry up and lie down on the bed and see that your belly is sagging, your abdominal muscles are flat, your body is so thin that you don't have much flesh, and you don't have any masculinity at all. No wonder your physique is so weak." Bai Yue Ling looked disgusted.

Jiang Qiao's self-confidence was hit hard. It turned out that he really had nothing but handsomeness.

He was overwhelmed with shame and anger: "I will start exercising tomorrow! It made me anxious, and my chest muscles are bigger than yours!"

Jiang Qiao realized something was wrong as soon as he finished speaking, but it was too late.Fairy Bai recovered after a few seconds of stupefaction, and slapped him down on the bed.

"Dirty! Die!"

"Ah, my life is over."

There was a chill in Fairy Bai's eyes. This guy is really getting bolder, and he dared to tease her so openly.

Give him a spank before giving him smoking cessation therapy.

Electric shocks, fists, and slaps landed on his back one after another, whatever came to mind.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"To shut up!"

She clasped her fingers together, and a ray of flame emerged from her fingertips.

"From now on, take a deep breath with each breath and let it out."

The flame touched Jiang Qiao's back, and he immediately felt a hot burning sensation. Just as he was about to cry out in pain, he felt the fairy's jade hands lightly land on his back, rubbing and pressing lightly with a unique rhythm. Caress.

He felt the muscles in his back relax, the joints open, the meridians and collaterals unblocked, and the blood flow unimpeded. Even the congestion caused by improper sitting posture was completely wiped away.

He felt a little blissful, why didn't he feel this way when he went to a massage shop before?

Indeed, those young ladies are all rouge vulgar fans, how can they be compared with fairies, and their massage skills are as high as heaven and as hell as hell.

"Can I call?" He asked with restraint.

"If you feel pain, just call out."

"Um~ah~"

He continued to reminisce about last night's dream, singing softly like silk and bamboo, really happy.

Bai Yueling's face turned red, didn't this person cry out for pain?What the hell is this called.If they are heard, they don't know what shameful things they are doing.

"Shut up, stop barking!"

Well, if you don't bark, don't bark, he continues to use his voice.

Heh heh heh, she's still a fairy, she's not pure at all, when she hears a sound, she just thinks about it, but if she sees a budding stamen that's ready to bloom, she doesn't know what to think of.

There was light snow falling outside the window, I heard two meows occasionally, Fairy caressed his back with jade hands, Jiang Qiao was yelling.

(End of this chapter)