Fantasy: I’m really not an unparalleled expert

"Wake up!"

"The banquet is open, red elbow, braised seabass, roasted whole lamb, stewed whole beef, Buddha jumping over the wall, scrambled eggs, roasted goose, beggar's chicken... Is there anything you want to eat?"

A clear voice spread throughout the mountain village.

At this moment, the small mountain village that had been sleeping for countless years suddenly seemed to come to life.

"This sleep is so comfortable..."

In a stone house, the second uncle woke up sleepily, stretched his waist, got up and went out, but he was surprised and said:

"Huh? What's going on... It's only been a few days, why are all the weeds growing in my yard?"

The second uncle was stunned. The once clean and tidy yard was now overgrown with weeds, and even a lot of plants grew on the roof.

"What's going on? This land looks like it hasn't been plowed in a few years. Is that ridiculous?"

On the roadside, Uncle Zhang also walked out. He held his rotten whip and said:

"Old Zhao, what's going on? Is there something dirty coming to the village again?"

Not only them, on this day, seven aunts and eight aunts, old and young, all woke up from their sleep.

"The sun is shining, let's get up and play!"

A group of children, including Wang Xiaoer and Erya, ran out of the grass.

"Ah, this vegetable field is completely deserted, what can we eat here..."

Aunt Wang looked at the unrecognizable vegetable field and shouted.

"The water in the ditch has dried up and the land is completely dry. How can we deal with this..."

"Yes, all the fruit trees I planted are dead..."

Faced with the great changes in the small mountain village, the villagers lamented.

"It doesn't matter if the land is deserted. We will plow tomorrow. Don't be afraid when the water dries up. We will dig a well tomorrow!"

But the young man at the entrance of the village walked in all the way, pulling many animals behind him, including cows, sheep, chickens, ducks, pigs, etc., and said:

"Today's banquet, let's eat enough first, and raise the rest so that we don't have to worry about meat in the future."

Seeing him, the villagers were stunned for a moment, and then they all ran towards him in an instant.

"Isn't this Xiao Li?!"

"Oh, you are finally back. I haven't seen you for many years!"

"Xiao Li has returned to the village. Let's have a banquet. Let's have a banquet. Lao Zhang, come here and drag this big fat pig over with me! Kill him!"

The villagers were very lively, and they had not forgotten Li Fan.

Even the weeds that could be seen everywhere in the village were ignored by everyone. They immediately ran to Li Fan, talking and pulling the animals away.

"Xiao Li, I remember a few years ago, when you first came to the village and woke us up, our village was deserted. Now that you left for a while and came back, it was deserted again... You have to be responsible! "

The second uncle smiled and said:

"My crutches are broken, you have to make me a new one!"

"So is my bullwhip!"

Uncle Zhang also spoke next to him.

Li Fan smiled one by one and said:

"good!"

He finished talking to the enthusiastic villagers and then headed towards the small courtyard.

The villagers started to move lively. They cleared all the weeds in the village to make a clearing, then started cooking, killing pigs and sheep, it was so lively.

Everything is exactly the same as when Xiao Li first came to the small mountain village.

…

No two leisurely gardens.

The plaque had fallen to the ground, and the holiness turned into nothingness. Li Fan gently stretched out his hand and pushed open the old wood door.

Entering the small courtyard, there are also many weeds growing in the small courtyard.

The peach tree looked withered, its leaves falling all over the ground.

"Meow meow."

In my arms, the kitten meowed softly.

Li Fan placed the kitten on the stone table under the peach tree, then picked up the broom and swept the small courtyard clean.

He did the housework very seriously. He swept away all the leaves of the peach trees. He also pulled out all the weeds in the vegetable field, tidied the land evenly, and cleaned the inside and outside of the yard.

Then he began to dig a well, began to repair the courtyard, filled the exhausted pond with water, picked up a few fossil-like fish, and threw them into the water.

There were only stone-like eggs left in the chicken coop, but Li Fan wiped them carefully with a handkerchief, and the stone slowly became smooth, as smooth as an eggshell.

Stone eggs literally turn into eggs.

He watered the plants in the yard one by one.

A new sprout sprouted from the dark red hay.

A dead grape sprouts new branches.

A withered lotus root grows slowly in the water.

Among the piles of green grass, tender green is revealed.

A pale dry tree, its leaves slowly stretched out again.

Under the bodhi tree, new bodhi trees are sprouting.

New green spreads on the stumps of the unicorn trees.

Under the dead old bamboo, a bamboo shoot sprouted from the ground.

The rusty thorn tree cracked open, and golden light bloomed slightly among the rust.

A piece of dead two-leaf grass grew on one side with white soil and on the other side with black soil. Li Fan conditioned the soil and then buried the grass roots in it.

Then, he looked at the animal stone sculptures on one side and walked over.

He smiled and stroked his hands over the stone sculptures. Suddenly, the stone sculptures split open and animals jumped out.

Little white wolf.

White foal.

A golden calf.

A fiery red bird.

A clever monkey.

A little turtle.

A strange little unicorn.

A little white fox.

These little animals came to life. When they saw Li Fan, their big and smart eyes seemed to be seeing their relatives. They ran over affectionately, surrounding Li Fan and the kitten.

Li Fan smiled, then walked aside. From the stone sculpture of a big dog, a big black dog suddenly jumped out!

"Woof!"

The big black dog waggled its tail and ran towards Li Fan, the dog's eyes filled with excitement.

Li Fan gently touched its head and said:

"Thanks for your hard work."

The big black dog barked a few times, jumped and frantically, and ran back and forth. It was so exciting!

In the small courtyard, a vibrant scene suddenly appeared.

Then, Li Fan looked at the doors of many disciples' rooms, just waved his hand, and then went to the study on his own.

And at this moment.

Nanfeng, Ziling, Long Zixuan, Lu Rang, Dugu Yuqing, Qingchen, Jiang Li, Wu Dade, Lin Jiuzheng, Su Baiqian, Gong Ya, Xinning, Jiang Xue...

They all suddenly wake up from their deep sleep!

"How...how did I wake up?"

Nanfeng woke up. She had slept for who knows how many years. She subconsciously stood up and opened the door. A white shadow had already rushed towards her.

Little wolf.

"You...you're alive."

Nanfeng looked at the little wolf with excitement in his eyes. He stroked the little wolf's head and looked at everything in the yard...

At this moment, other disciples also opened the door and walked out.

"There is water in the pond again, Brother Long, Kunpeng, they are all alive..."

Long Zixuan stood by the pond and shouted.

"My vegetable patch, my grass...haha, I can still be green!"

Lu Rang laughed.

"Red..."

Dugu Yuqing looked at the Suzaku flying into the palm of his hand, and his eyes were almost wet.

"Rub, you damn dog, bite gently and I'll rub it. Why does it hurt so much? Why don't you go back to sleep?"

As soon as Wu Dade went out, the big black dog wanted to run around everywhere, making him fly like a dog!

"Master...Master must be back!"

Zi Ling was as beautiful as ever. Even though she had been sleeping for eternity, her big eyes were still extremely clear, and her long eyelashes were trembling lightly.

Her words also made all the disciples tremble.

Master...

"Master...has master come back?"

"It must be that only Master can transform decay into magic. Where is he..."

"Master, don't leave us!"

The disciples were all shouting.

As for Xin Ning, she thought of something and ran directly towards the study.

In the study room, a clear voice sounded:

"What's the noise about?"

Hearing this sound, everyone in the small courtyard who was excited stopped.

They all looked towards the study room.

Everyone's face is filled with a deep longing and an unparalleled expectation.

The entire courtyard fell silent, and everyone looked at the study.

Then, the study door opened.

In the study room, a man and a woman came out hand in hand.

"Master...Sister Yunxi!"

Zi Ling spoke excitedly.

Those who walked out of the study were Li Fan and Yun Xi!

"Master, you are finally back!"

"Great, great!"

"Meet the Master!"

At this moment, all the disciples were extremely excited. They stepped forward and saluted Li Fan. They had waited for countless years and had thousands of words, but they could not say them at this moment.

"No need to be polite, get up quickly."

Li Fan opened his mouth and said with a smile:

"We just haven't seen each other for a while, what's the big deal? Why are you so sad?"

"I asked the second uncle and the others to hold a banquet. Let's go and take you to the banquet."

Hearing this, a group of disciples were even more surprised.

"Let's get started!"

Everyone walked towards the outside of the small courtyard together.

Yunxi held Li Fan's hand tightly and whispered:

"Great Demon King...are you really back?"

Li Fan gently scratched her nose with his hand and said:

"certainly."

…

On the open space in the village, the villagers were already extremely busy.

"Bake the fire hotter, hurry up, I haven't eaten meat for a long time, I'm starving!"

"Don't worry, the meat slices are thicker and full of flavor!"

"This beef is so fragrant, better than any beef we have ever eaten!"

The villagers gathered together. Uncle Zhang led people to kill pigs, sheep and cattle. Aunt Wang led the women in the village to select vegetables and peel onions. Even Ming Tianbei and the others were awake and helping to light the fire.

"Xiao Li, you are here, hurry up, hurry up, the good meat is all left, waiting for your chef!"

When the second uncle saw Li Fan and the others coming, he spoke happily.

Li Fan also smiled and said:

"good."

"What do you want to eat? Start signing up!"

Hearing this, a group of disciples rushed over.

"Master, I want big pork knuckles, braised in brown sauce, three pieces!"

Qingchen's eyes glowed.

“Spicy braised beef tendon, this is the most delicious!”

Zi Ling's big eyes were filled with anticipation.

"Master, I want to eat yam, corn and pork ribs!"

Nan Feng spoke.

"Master, I want both farm-style stir-fried pork and braised pork!"

Lu Rang's eyes were full of greed.

"Master, make a bass!"

Even Long Zixuan spoke quietly.

"Master, eat dog meat..."

Wu Dade opened his mouth, but as soon as he finished speaking, he was bitten and ran around holding his buttocks.

Everyone is signing up. The banquet has not been open in many years, and they are all hungry.

"good!"

Li Fan smiled, put on his apron, and stepped forward directly to start cooking!

"Big Demon King...I'm here to help you!"

Yunxi also held an apron and followed Li Fan. She turned around and said:

"Big Devil, tie it for me."

Li Fan immediately tied an apron on her, and her waist suddenly showed out, and Li Fan's heart skipped a beat.

Just like when I first met her.

Gong Ya also came over to help, and the scene suddenly became lively.

Li Fan's movements were smooth and smooth, and delicious dishes were served one after another. Yun Xi was beside him, and he was not helping from time to time. The disciples were all looking forward to it.

"The food is served, let's have a dinner!"

Finally, all kinds of vegetables and meats were served, and men, women, old and young were all served together.

Li Fan, Yunxi, Nanfeng, Ziling, Long Zixuan, Lu Rang, Dugu Yuqing, Qingchen, Jiang Li, Wu Dade, Su Baiqian, Gong Ya, Xinning, and Jiang Xue are all here. Surround them. A big table.

"Try it, these ingredients are uniquely fresh."

Li Fan smiled and put meat into Yunxi's bowl as he spoke.

Yun Xi picked up a piece of braised pork and took a bite. A look of enjoyment suddenly appeared in his beautiful eyes, and he said:

“It’s delicious, it’s delicious!”

The other disciples also started to move.

Qingchen was chewing a big pig elbow in his left and right hands respectively, Long Zixuan was eating fish, Wu Dade grabbed a big beef bone and was chewing it, then threw it to the big black dog after chewing it, Ziling was eating spicy braised beef tendon, Extremely happy...

Everything feels like yesterday.

There is no difference at all.

"This meat is even more fragrant than the supreme..."

"It's nothing, it's not as delicious as this one... I don't know where it can be found."

While eating, they discussed.

…

Night falls.

Tonight, the small mountain village that has been silent for many years has a unique atmosphere of fireworks. There are many bonfires. Around the bonfire, everyone talks about homely things.

Uncle Zhang is planning how to farm the land and what crops will be best to plant in the first season. The second uncle is thinking about what kind of wood to use for his crutches. Aunt Wang asked Li Fan to open a larger vegetable plot for her. Wang Xiaoer said His slingshot was broken and he asked Li Fan to help him make a new one...

No one mentioned the wars in the years, those glorious or tragic pasts, they all seemed to have become a dream.

There is no need to care, and there is no need to recall it.

Everyone was drinking, drinking, one drink after another.

"Master, the meat tastes so good today. Where can I get these ingredients?"

Wu Dade was still holding a roasted golden lamb leg in his hand. While eating and drinking, he was already a little drunk and asked Li Fan questions.

Li Fan smiled and said:

"No more, it's all gone."

"Oh... I can't eat anymore..." Wu Dade muttered, and then fell drunk.

"You're talking nonsense, why can't you eat it? Xiao Li left a lot of food to raise, and he will eat it every day after he is fattened!"

The second uncle did smile and said:

"Xiao Li, come on, drink!"

Li Fan raised his glass and drank with the second uncle.

…

Finally, it was late at night.

Campfires were sparse.

The villagers have dispersed.

As for the disciples, almost all of them were drunk.

Li Fan couldn't help but shake his head, this... I have to drag people around again.

Immediately, he hugged Nanfeng, Ziling, Gong Ya, Su Baiqian, Xinning, and Jiang Xue back, and then came back to drag Wu Dade and the others.

"Great Demon King, let me help you..."

Yun Xi's face turned red after drinking, and she was also trying hard to help Li Fan drag him away.

Finally, the disciples dragged them back.

"Li Fan...I still want to drink..."

Yun Xi smiled at Li Fan, smiled brightly, and said:

"I miss you so much……"

She passed out drunk.

Li Fan hugged her gently.

Under the peach tree, he hugged Yun Xi like this, as if all time had stopped.

After a long, long time, he carried Yun Xi back to the house.

…

In the small courtyard.

In the henhouse, an egg suddenly cracked, and a ray of light turned into an old hen.

In the pond, the koi fish jumped out of the water with great force.

"This dragon is back again!!"

The real dragon shouted, its shadow shook the sky!

"You idiot from the Dragon Clan, please keep your voice down. You've disturbed the master. Do you believe we will eat fish tomorrow?"

The old hen said coldly.

Suddenly, a group of real dragons were stunned, and then they instantly submerged into the water and stopped moving.

"Peach tree... your magical power has been restored, can you consult the heavens?"

The old hen opened her mouth towards the peach tree.

The clear voice of the peach tree sounded, the branches drooped lightly, and said:

"There are no more heavens, only one universe, billions of stars, and all realms have returned to their ordinary starting point."

"This is the future, the pure land of life."

Between her branches, a picture is reflected.

It was a vast starry sky filled with stars, like blinking eyes. Among the stars in the sky, there were many strange stars, mostly blue, exuding the breath of life.

A certain blue star is extremely dazzling.

"The master went back to the past from here and settled everything. We ran away along the river of time. In this life, the master also returned."

The peach tree whispered everything.

…

I will complete this chapter after I return to satisfy some readers’ wishes.

This chapter can also be considered the true ending.

Good night.

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