Fantasy: I’m really not an unparalleled expert

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(Warm reminder: This chapter is recommended to be consumed before or after meals.)

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A lotus platform appears, carrying the supreme sacred aura, as if it is the place where the ancestor of all Brahma is sitting.

It can be imagined that this is definitely the most precious treasure in the Brahma Palace and has the supreme status.

Moreover, I am afraid that I was attracted by some kind of aura at this moment, and the background is definitely very big.

But, it just appeared...

But he was mistaken for a turtle that ate the wrong thing...

bathroom!

At this moment, the turtle was spraying wildly!

The spotless and sacred lotus platform was sprayed everywhere in an instant, and a small pile was piled up in the center of the lotus platform, dripping wetly...

The lotus platform was trembling slightly, and at this moment... everyone seemed to be in a daze!

And the turtle moaned happily at this moment.

"I've been constipated for hundreds of thousands of years, and I haven't had bowel movements so smoothly for a long time..."

The turtle muttered, and when he saw the golden paper on the lotus platform, he immediately picked it up with his paws, wiped it, threw it aside, and then climbed down from the lotus platform.

However, as soon as it came down and looked at the field, it suddenly panicked!

because……

Endless army of ghosts...

Everyone in the Great Ruins Realm...

Even the master Jiang Li and others...

At this moment, everyone is looking at themselves.

At this moment, the turtle was panicked, completely panicked.

"Nima... I... I just want to die!!!"

"Ahhhhh!"

The turtle immediately beat its chest, clenched its claws, and twitched!

"I don't have the shame to see people, I don't have the shame to see people!!!"

The turtle let out a wail, then shrank its head and limbs, hiding them all inside the turtle shell.

Then, the turtle shell quickly flew into Jiang Li's hand and crazily got into his sleeve!

"You...just hide, do you need to get into my creaking nest?!"

Jiang Li was speechless.

Obviously, this turtle was really embarrassed to the extreme and was too embarrassed to see anyone!

"I really wonder if this turtle has learned from the dead dog. Damn it, has he also learned the great magical power of heaven and earth?"

Wu Dade looked complicated.

"You are not particular about it. You are really not particular about it. This is too stinky!"

Dugu Yuqing hurriedly covered her mouth and nose, not even daring to look at it. It was too smelly. This smell filled the entire starry sky.

"Hundreds of thousands of years of old constipation...can it not stink?"

Qingchen also held his breath completely and even closed his eyes. It was so painful!

Everyone in the field who reacted couldn't help it at this moment.

Yunxi, Ziling, Nanfeng, Gong Ya, Su Baiqian, Xinning, Mu Wanqing, etc., when the turtle pooped, Ziling used painting to change the space, taking them to the hundreds of thousands Inside and outside, it was not affected.

And for the rest, every one of them counts... At this moment, I feel like I'm going to vomit!

"Why...why do I still want to vomit and feel nauseous one day even though I'm a ghost?"

A ghost master who was relatively close to the lotus platform had his face turned green at the moment and was vomiting so hard that his ghost body was about to fall apart!

"Help...kill me, I'd rather die! Ugh!"

Another heavenly ghost vomited until his soul almost shattered.

"If I am guilty, please punish me with the law. Why do you do this to... ugh... me!"

"I would rather die again! Ugh..."

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The lotus platform happened to appear above many ghosts. At this moment, those ghosts were all vomiting!

Even ghosts can't stand it.

Even Qingbo Ghost King, Chao Shi Ghost King, etc. were all dizzy. The smell... made them tremble.

"This damn thing... is more ruthless than the Taomu Sword!"

Qing Bing Guijun almost stunk.

"If I had known there was such a turtle, I would have died sooner!"

The Moist Ghost King was closest to the lotus platform. He was vomiting at this moment, and tears were falling from his eyes. The smell was not only on his head, it was also so fucking hot on his eyes!

As for Yeming Ghost King, he was still confused and shocked at this moment.

He felt like he was out of his mind!

The black and white soil from the dead land contains a strange aura of world-ending disaster...

He was actually eaten by a turtle and pulled out in public? !

Is this...is this justified?

It's so magical, so scary, so unbelievable.

He is a powerful ghost king and has never seen anything so ridiculous and terrifying.

But then, that smell also came over...

"vomit!"

The Ghost King of Yeming couldn't hold it any longer, and he started retching too!

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Look at the entire scene.

At this moment, the army of ghosts and ghosts were all vomiting crazily.

Lin Jiuzheng was waiting, covering his mouth and nose frantically, unable to hold on.

But at this moment, the lotus platform in the sky seemed to be trembling, and it quickly faded away, and Xiang... who was full of the lotus platform, escaped from the scene.

The lotus platform disappeared, and the smell in the starry sky faded a little...

"Almost crippled me..."

Lin Jiu's hands were so weak that he almost couldn't hold the mahogany sword.

"Fortunately, fortunately, the turtle didn't poop in the yard before. Fortunately, I didn't use it to water the grass..."

Lu Rang broke out in a cold sweat, thinking that he actually asked Junior Brother Jiang Li for turtle shit... He just wanted to slap himself twice.

The pot of grass in his hand was also trembling, as if he was very lucky.

"Tsk, tsk, this turtle is really fierce. Sister Tao didn't eat the mud in vain, she also ate the weird gray mist. Surprisingly...it just made her stomach upset."

At this time, Wu Dade spoke. Compared to everyone, he was the calmest one.

It seems...he is more used to it.

"Junior Brother Dade, why...you don't seem to have any influence?"

Jiang Li couldn't help but ask questions.

Wu Dade was silent for a moment, sighed, and said sadly:

"It starts with that dog..."

"Forget it, stop talking. Besides, we really can't help it!"

Qingchen hurriedly stopped him, that dog would definitely not be able to do anything good.

"However, Junior Brother Dade is right. Xuanwu... is really strong. Even eating the weird gray mist will only cause stomach upset..."

Dugu Yuqing also spoke at this time.

Hearing this, everyone couldn't help but nod.

Although the turtle's poop really stunk, it was... really outrageous.

After all, that is a strange gray mist, and it only takes one wisp of it to cause horrific disasters in the world.

Even the gods and Buddhas came to save me.

However, Jiang Li's turtle was able to be swallowed directly.

In the end...it was okay.

It is enough to show how evil the turtle is!

"Everyone, stop talking and collect the ghost teeth quickly. It's time to leave. I can't stay in this place!"

Qingchen opened his mouth to urge.

Everyone also reacted.

Look at the countless ghosts ahead.

"Get this beast first!"

Lin Jiuzheng pointed his sword at the Ghost King and took one step forward.

"No……"

The Ghost King trembled and felt the suppression of Taomu Sword again.

"Benefactor...why do you need to search!"

The ghost king of Mingzhi had already rushed towards him. He was so excited that he said:

"Pull out the ghost king's teeth in Zong Siqing... let me do it for you!"

He swung his fist and hit the Ghost King hard on the mouth.

The Ghost King fell down with his mouth full of teeth.

"ah……"

The Ghost King of Yeming screamed miserably. His eyes were full of hatred and anger, and he was about to go crazy. The ghost king of his generation had his teeth pulled out by a ghost king!

What a shame!

He was so angry that he fainted.

Then, Lin Jiuzheng used a yellow talisman to seal him into it and put it away.

The Ghost King had taken over, and they turned to look at the other Ghost King-level experts.

"Don't... I'll do it myself!"

At this moment, Chao Shiguijun was almost exhausted from vomiting. When he saw Lin Jiuzheng coming, he felt as if he had met his savior. He knocked out all his teeth with one punch and cried:

"Sprinkle it on me, I can't vomit anymore, spill it on me, let me die..."

Seeing this, Lin Jiuzheng had a complicated look on his face. Damn it, this turtle shit... makes ghosts want to die if they smell it.

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Soon, the battlefield was cleared.

After the Ghost King Yeming and the Ghost King Chao Shi were captured, the countless ghost armies became desperate and had no resistance.

Guiya packed the boxes, and Yun Yinchen and others, including the Yun family and the Muling Dynasty, were busy and sweating profusely.

All ten warships were fully loaded.

"These...are left for you to eat."

Lin Jiuzheng pointed at the countless ghost army and spoke towards Ming Zhi and Tian An.

He temporarily accepted the ghosts of Ghost Lord and above, because he could use them to refine ghost power and improve himself.

This is the path of the Heavenly Master.

The rest can be given to Ming Zhi and others.

Lin Jiuzheng does not feel guilty about this, because among ghosts, ghosts such as Ming Zhi and Tian An who can stick to themselves and have good thoughts are extremely rare.

If you do good, you will be rewarded with good things, such as Tian An, etc., who got some karma due to ghost teeth, which is a great blessing for them.

And the countless ghosts in the viewing field have destroyed too many star fields, killed too many creatures, and everywhere they pass is filled with ghosts.

In a sense, Guixiao can be called a sinner!

If you do evil, you will be rewarded with evil.

Hearing this, Ming Zhi, Tian An and others were all very happy.

An army of millions of ghosts... This is an extremely sumptuous meal!

"Wow...so many ghost teeth! That's great!"

Yunxi and others also returned at this moment. When they saw the ghost teeth of the Ten Battleships, their faces were filled with joy.

"This way, the village will no longer have to worry!"

"Come on, let's go back to the village!"

They speak!

"No...the crystal piece is glowing?"

At this time, Jiang Li suddenly spoke.

He took out the crystal piece given by Li Fan, and at this moment... it glowed faintly!

"Is this... the light that comes from the appearance of the black and white soil?"

"Is that black and white soil related to rare animals and plants?"

This group of disciples is an accident!

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And at this moment.

Somewhere in the starry sky.

"Great, great!"

King Brahma was so happy that he even danced.

Just now, the Samsara Lotus flew away and disappeared!

This means...the breath of reincarnation has really appeared.

All their deductions came true!

And the Samsara Lotus Platform... will capture relevant information about reincarnation and return, laying the foundation for the Brahma Court to control reincarnation.

A great victory at the start of the battle, a start to victory!

This is a great joy. When word reaches the Vatican, the big shots will be happy.

"The lotus platform is back!"

At this time, Brahma Junga Shi pointed at the void not far ahead.

I saw that in the void, the Samsara Lotus Platform indeed reappeared!

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Good night.