Football Giants

Seoul, Korea

Li Zhushan looked at the man in front of him dumbfounded. It is said that he was a fat Chinese man who had flown back from the UK.

Face, round, arms, thick, thighs, fleshy.

Although it cannot be said to be a five-short figure, it is definitely a typical case of horizontal development.

Such a person still wants to be a star?

But look behind him again. Yang Huan, who was sitting on the sofa with Erlang’s legs upright and having a great time playing games with Longwu, thought of the generous conditions he offered, and Li Zhushan suppressed what he wanted to refuse. idea.

These days, making money is not easy.

It is even more difficult to meet a big benefactor.

“Have you learned to sing?” Li Zhushan asked patiently.

The fat man shook his head.

“Have participated in a singing competition?”

The fat man shook his head again.

Li Zhushan tried to make himself smile more kindly, “It’s okay, have you learned to dance?”

The fat man still shook his head.

Now Li Zhushan’s expression turned off. He has never learned to sing or dance. How can he be a star?

“It doesn’t matter, these can be learned.” Li Zhushan quickly put on a smile again.

“Then what do you like best? Or, do you have any goals and ideals?”

The fat man thought for a while, “I want to be a superstar like Michael Jackson.”

Li Zhushan collapsed. It turned out that this fat man was a fan who chased after stars and even forgot his parents were.

“Wait first.” Li Zhushan stood up from his seat and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

I walked in front of Yang Huan, “Mr. Yang Huan, can I have a few words with you?”

Yang Huan raised his head and looked at the choreographer who speaks English with a strong Korean accent, “What do you tell me, tell the fat man, he is the one who wants to be a star.”

Li Zhushan smiled bitterly. He also knew that Fatty wanted to be a star, but the problem was that he didn’t know how to make Fatty a star. If he knew, then he would be more than just a choreographer, he could be a point. Shi Chengjin’s holy hand.

When the time comes, walk on the street, ask who wants to be a star, and immediately make him an emperor superstar, wouldn’t he be developed?

“I just want to talk to you about him.” Li Zhushan didn’t dare to offend the big benefactor.

Yang Huan sighed reluctantly, turned off the mobile game, and sat up straight.

“Okay, let’s talk, what’s the matter?”

Li Zhushan also sat down, “Actually, Mr. Yang Huan, I really want to say that you are a star. I think you are more suitable than him. With your appearance, body and temperament, I dare to guarantee that you will be able to get into the showbiz. red.”

Yang Huan looked at this obscure Korean choreographer with an angry expression, “I am not interested in being a star!”

What’s so fun about being a star?

If you want to be a director, or an investor, you can dive into those female celebrities when you have nothing to do. That’s fun.

Be a star? You can’t make a lot of money through hard work, and you have to be hidden, why bother?

“I know, I know, Mr. Yang Huan definitely doesn’t need to be a star to make money.” Li Zhushan explained with an awkward smile.

“My thought is that if Mr. Du wants to be a star, it will be a little difficult.”

After a pause, he was afraid that Yang Huan would retreat, and the business was blown up. He immediately added, “Of course, it’s not impossible, but I think it will take some time.”

“how long?”

“From two years to ten years, I am responsible for training him.”

Yang Huanteng stood up suddenly, “I’m going, two years? Ten years? The day lily is cold!”

He had heard before that the Korean entertainment industry attaches great importance to this kind of training system. Almost every celebrity has to go through a long period of training before debuting. Therefore, in Korea, the brokerage company is very arrogant.

“Mr. Yang Huan, I don’t want to either!” Li Zhushan also hurriedly stood up, “He can’t sing or dance. He has to learn all of these, and he must start from the basic skills. He is not young, twenty Too much, the bones and muscles are hard, it must be troublesome to learn.”

Yang Huan knew in his heart that there was indeed such a point, but the time was still too long.

Now let this fat man spend a few years learning to sing and dance, wouldn’t he make his debut in his 30s?

Be a fart star!

“Then, simply, don’t learn those messy things, don’t need any basic skills or the like, just teach him a dance, a very simple dance.”

Li Zhushan smiled bitterly again, “Mr. Yang Huan, even the simplest dance requires basic skills.”

“I don’t need basic skills for this dance!” Yang Huan is strange. Who said that dancing must have basic skills?

Didn’t you see the kids in the kindergarten and the dancing aunts in the square when the horse-riding dance became popular?

With that said, Yang Huan danced horseback riding a few times in front of Li Zhushan according to his own memory.

Li Zhushan saw a wry smile. Is this a dance?

How does it feel like riding a horse?

Moreover, the dance is very short, with only a few movements coming and going, making it easy to learn.

Even if it’s a little dance-based, it’s okay to apply what you learn on the spot.

“How about? I dance casually, so you can make me look a little bit like.”

“Just these few actions?” Li Zhushan couldn’t believe it.

“Yes, just these few movements are simple and easy to remember. From the 60s to 70s, to the 3 to 4 years old children, even those who have no basic dancing skills can dance.”

Li Zhushan couldn’t figure out exactly what Yang Huan wanted to do. In his understanding, perhaps this rich young master wanted to play a game to help his friend fulfill a wish.

As a result, he didn’t say much anymore.

After Yang Huan danced the horse-riding dance just now, he had already remembered it, and started brewing it in his mind, trying to arrange this set of simple and easy-to-remember movements better, and then took Du Ziteng to the dance studio.

In my heart, I wondered, there are superstars in this world who can only sing a song and dance a dance?

How is this possible?

Is it impossible?

Yang Huan just likes to do things that others think are impossible.

After letting Du Ziteng learn horseback riding for a morning, and seeing that he had learned a lot, Yang Huan started filming the MV.

MV shooting is actually very simple. Yang Huan has already found a small-cost shooting group of several people through Li Zhushan’s relationship before, and the scenes are also collected locally, such as parks, parking lots, subway stations, etc.

Yang Huan originally planned to do it in two or three days.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the shooting started, he felt something was wrong.

“Crack! Crack!”

Yang Huan suddenly called to stop, shocking everyone present, and all of them all looked over.

The director of the filming crew is even more aggrieved.

Don’t you always say that shouting is not the director’s patent?

Du Ziteng wore black sunglasses, a white open-collar shirt, an orange scarf, and a pair of shorts. He was lying on a recliner, but Yang Huan felt very wrong.

The actors have problems, and the filmmakers also have problems.

“Old Du, your expression should be as nasty as possible, and you should try to imagine yourself as an obscene fat man.”

Yang Huan’s words surprised everyone present.

“Mr. Yang Huan, we are shooting the MV…” Li Zhushan said with a wry smile from the side.

Which record company does the MV, doesn’t try to make its star look handsome?

Even if it is not as long as Du Ziteng is, as long as the angle is slightly adjusted, it can still be shot to make the audience more acceptable.

“Yes, it’s the MV!” Of course Yang Huan knew that he was filming the MV, but they didn’t get the feeling that Yang Huan wanted. “We are not as handsome as those who sell rotten meat, we Just compare ugliness with them, who can be more spoof!”

Li Zhushan suddenly realized when he heard this.

Yes, it’s more handsome than cute. Even if Du Ziteng goes to the full ten times, he may not be as good as those celebrities. It’s better than the surprise attack and the spoof route. In this way, ugliness becomes a kind of more easily accepted by the audience. , And also a more natural image.

What a spoof, why are you so handsome?

“Yes, listen to Mr. Yang Huan, and be a little bit wretched!” Li Zhushan immediately explained.

Yang Huan stood up, “Forget it, I’ll do it myself!”

With that said, he walked in front of Du Ziteng.

“Old Du, I look at you like this, maybe you haven’t had a girlfriend?”

“How do you know?” Du Ziteng admitted sadly.

Yang Huan smiled, looking at you like that, can’t you see it?

“I guess, you must often hide and watch love action movies, so try to imagine that you are watching love action movies now.”

“Imagine?” Du Ziteng seemed a little embarrassed.

“Or, I can consider showing you an IPAD live.”

Du Ziteng immediately shook his head, “No, no, I can.”

Just kidding, after watching love action movies for so many years, there are not one hundred or eighty AV actresses I have known. They have reached the kind of extraordinary realm that has been read all over the world* and in my heart.

Imagine it, is it hard?

When he said that he did what he thought, the fat man soon showed an obscene smile, staring at the front in a daze.

Even if it was covered by a pair of black sunglasses, his drooling appearance was so wretched that he couldn’t help but want to laugh.

“This is it!”

Yang Huan waved his hand to call the photographer, and motioned him to take the picture diagonally from the angle where he was standing, to further enlarge the image of this obscene fat man, and to have a big close-up.

After the camera zoomed in to a certain degree, Du Ziteng suddenly spoke and sang the song [Jiangnan Style] which had been adapted into Chinese lyrics by Yang Huan, and the whole process was done in one go, over and over again.

Recliners, beaches, sun umbrellas, cold drinks in hand, these all make people think that they are on the beach.

But after the camera zoomed out, everyone noticed that it was in a children’s playground.

Then there was a little boy who was specially found from Li Zhushan’s dance training class and was unable to drag him to dance in front of Du Ziteng.

Here Yang Huan called for a timeout again, specifically to make the little boy tugged again, making it more arrogant.

The whole scene made everyone present burst into laughter.

At this time, Li Zhushan has figured out ~www.wuxiax.com~ Yang Huan’s MV is not filming any MV at all, but actually it is a spoof.

This looks more like those spoof videos on Youtu Turtle than a star MV.

The difference is that Yang Huan has spent enough money, not only to get post-production special effects, but also to hire popular female stars to accompany the dancers.

With Yang Huan’s personal control, the entire shooting process proceeded very quickly.

The filming of the children’s playground was soon finished, and everyone immediately moved to the stables and bathhouses to shoot.

Since everything has been prepared in advance, the cast members also took their lunch boxes and took their place. Du Ziteng and the crew also understood Yang Huan’s requirements, so the filming progressed very quickly.

In the afternoon, I came to a gymnasium.

When the film crew started filming a female lead role, the female MV guest invited by Yang Huan for Du Ziteng also came to the shooting scene. At this time, everyone realized that it was her! ()