Football Should Be Played Like Me

Chapter 308: Tell a joke, the head team is Barcelona

"Cool! What did I see!"

"Headed goal with his back to the football! Is this a show?"

"I thought I was watching a talent show!"

"Never has there been such an outrageous way of scoring a goal!"

"Lu Yang scored twice to help Barcelona overtake the score in the last minute of the first half!"

"Lu Yang, Lu Yang, Lu Yang!"

The fans exploded.

This is simply street football!

What's the difference between this and the blindfolded 3-pointer in basketball?

It's really cool!

The audience had no doubt that if it wasn't for the fact that the first half was over, Lu Yang could still score!

Fortunately, the half-time interval saved Atletico Madrid's life, and they had sufficient time to adjust their strategies and tactics.

Lu Yang's header really couldn't be let go.

Barcelona's cross from the bottom actually made a threat.

can you believe it?

This is not counting the average height of 1.72 meters in the midfield after Lu Yang, it is really difficult for people to associate them with header goals.

"Compared to the last meeting, Lu Yang's scoring efficiency against Atletico has dropped significantly." The commentator said seriously, "Last time he had scored four goals, and now Two..."

"Of course, the good news is that the score is not stable. Lu Yang should continue to play in the second half. Don't worry about not seeing the Barcelona top player!"

After halftime.

Sure enough, there were no substitutions on the Barcelona side, and Lu Yang was still present.

But for Atletico Madrid, Santos, who performed poorly in the first half, was replaced on the bench. .

Santos looked depressed.

There's nothing wrong with his performance.

Don't look at Lu Yang scoring two goals on top of his head.

But can someone else be able to stop Lu Yang?

impossible!

The result will not change.

Apart from these two conceded goals, Santos actually made no mistakes, and his performance was worthy of Atletico Madrid.

Of course, Santos did not understand the core meaning of the bandit handsome.

The poor performance is just the gangster who let Santos take the blame, otherwise how to motivate the team?

Tell everyone, we did a good job, but we just couldn't guard against Lu Yang?

That second half kicked a fart!

To motivate the team to keep working hard, one has to blame the team's mistakes on one person.

Santos's conditions are unique, and he is not at a loss.

What's more... Lu Yang is really excited when he hits Santos.

If I had known this was the case, the gangster might not have played Santos at all in this game.

If he could do it all over again, he would rather choose Li Bai.

After the new players came on the court, Atletico Madrid fought another wave of blood and began to actively fight for the audience.

Barcelona's offensive was suspended and began to return to the backcourt.

There were two or three attacks, but Mateo and Canisel were completely blocked.

The right side started to fail.

At this time, Barcelona began to put the main attack direction on the left flank.

In the 66th minute, Mancini and Ava on the left flanked and made a successful bottom.

Mancini cut inside without the ball and inserted into the penalty area.

Ava raised his foot and made a cross.

Lu Yang jumped high in the penalty area, and at least two big men around him took off with him.

In this case, even if you can reach the top of the football, it is impossible to complete the shot.

boom!

Lu Yang didn't force a shot, but headed back.

Mancini, who rushed over, went unmarked and shot directly into the far corner of Atletico Madrid's goal.

No matter how good Blake is, it is impossible for him to react to this close-range shot.

As long as this kind of shot is not deliberately kicked at the goalkeeper, the goalkeeper is basically unable to save it.

Score changes.

Three to one!

Barcelona has another victory!

"Sure enough! Lu Yang used his advantage in the air to become the bridgehead for Barcelona's attack."

"He is a nail in the penalty area of ​​Atlético de Madrid. Today, his success rate in the goal competition in the penalty area is as high as 72%! The combined success rate of all Atletico Madrid defenders is only 100%. Twenty-eight!"

"Lu Yang completely controls Atletico's airspace! He is like a cosmic fortress, a space fortress!"

"After Mancini received a pass from Lu Yang, it was hard not to score!"

Mancini rushed to Lu Yang, hugged him and celebrated together.

One by one, the Atletico players began to look up at the sky.

Is this Lu Yang so evil?

The sky in La Liga is really too dark.

Either Real Madrid's white or Barcelona's red and blue, really don't give other teams a chance.

Seventy-ninth minutes.

Mateo started to play to his advantage and finished a superb shot after dribbling in from the right flank.

Blake also made a fine save to keep Mateo's shot out.

The game was taken over by Mateo and returned to the rhythm most familiar to Barca fans.

Mateo was right.

After 75 minutes, the physical strength of the Atletico players obviously couldn't keep up.

Perhaps what restricts other teams from going further is the strength of their players, especially the strength limit of core players and talented players.

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But what restricts Atletico Madrid from going a step further is... the physical fitness of human beings!

It is difficult for Atletico Madrid to make a breakthrough in this, because it is difficult for them to find ten players who can withstand the high-intensity running of the court in terms of physical fitness.

Unless one day football can rotate players infinitely like basketball.

At that time, Atletico Madrid's style of play will become the strongest in the world, no one!

The living space of talented players will also be squeezed infinitely.

A genius star who comes out every 50 years is no better than a sapper who can be mass-produced dozens of times a year and is willing to run and fight.

It's definitely not progress for football, it's destruction.

Likewise, the current development of basketball is, in a sense, the undoing of the sport.

The pass, the pass, the pass... The breakthrough has become an increasingly inefficient and unpopular option in basketball.

But in addition to lore, the vast majority of shots never break through seems exciting.

The most fascinating era of basketball was the era of Jordan, the era of the four major shooting guards... The paranoid volute, the iron-making AI, the dashing T-MAC, the spacewalking demigod, those " Cancer", which really made the fans unable to stop!

Back to the field.

Lu Yang patted Hernandez on the shoulder: "Esia, can you come to the restricted area?"

Hernandez was taken aback for a moment. He was 1.71 meters tall. Why did he come to the restricted area to join in the fun?

He usually competes for the second spot outside the penalty area, and is responsible for reorganizing the attack or taking a long shot.

Lu Yang whispered a few words in Hernandez's ear.

Hernandez looked incredulous: "Are you sure?"

Lu Yang nodded: "I believe in you, Hernandez!"

Hernandez smiled awkwardly: "But I don't believe in myself... well, try it if you have the chance, anyway, I won't grow any longer at my age, damn..."

Lu Yang was very happy.

The commentator also saw this scene and expressed puzzled: "What is Hernandez doing in the penalty area? He doesn't have a header threat?"

"Hernandez and Lu Yang are standing together, or is Lu Yang planning to use Hernandez to stop Atletico's defenders?"

"In short, the main defensive target of Atletico Madrid in this corner must be Lu Yang, there is no doubt about that."

There are many corner kick tactics.

One of them is a sandwich biscuit...also called a sandwich, or a hamburger.

For example, someone from Atletico Madrid is going to interfere with Lu Yang one-on-one. During this period, there will be physical contact, even pulling and hugging.

There are many such problems in corner kicks, and most of them are not awarded.

In order to avoid this situation, Lu Yang could find a teammate to get stuck between the opponent and himself.

The three were pressed together tightly.

At the moment of kick-off, Lu Yang pushed his teammates and the opponent to create space for takeoff and movement.

The opponent wanted to chase Lu Yang, but there was still a teammate of Lu Yang in front of him, and that teammate was bound to pull or push the Atletico Madrid defender.

Basically this is it.

But...the "patties" of the hamburger I was looking for were generally tall.

Otherwise, Lu Yang, who is 1.87 meters, and Atletico Madrid's central defender, who is 1.9 meters, sandwiches Hernandez, who is 1.7 meters, and will not play any role in delaying.

You have to be relatively equal in height, weight, and strength to be able to fight.

This……

boom!

Ortiz took a corner kick in the corner, and Atletico players began to attack Lu Yang.

But Lu Yang didn't move!

This is so special, you can't take the initiative to hit Lu Yang, right?

This Atlético player can't handle it.

The football flew over, not Lu Yang, but Pirola who was not far behind Lu Yang!

Don't forget, Pirolla is also a tall man.

There is no header in Barcelona's midfield.

But the corner kick is not completely unstoppable.

In the past, Maybarak scored a lot of goals and was once called a defender with a knife.

It is precisely because of the benefits that the attack brings to the central defender that makes him so different that he also actively participates in the attack in the normal organization.

Although this kick is unstable, it attracts fans!

After judging that the landing spot was on Pirolla's side, a lot of people around Lu Yang scattered, and only one person held Lu Yang symbolically to prevent Lu Yang from running away.

To prevent Lu Yang from taking another step back and turning his back to the football to head the goal.

Can't stand it!

However... Hernandez's body suddenly squatted down a little and took a horse step.

Atletico Madrid players are wondering, is this action of you preparing to... soar into the sky?

Otherwise, what do you mean by this drop?

One meter seven also want to grab a header?

And this is the front point, you can't even jump up.

If the landing point is for Pirolla, who is 1.93 meters, everyone in front of him will not want to touch the football.

Even if Pirola himself jumped two meters forward, he would not be able to touch the football.

next moment.

Lu Yang put his hands on Hernandez's shoulders.

Atletico Madrid players reacted.

This is……

boom!

Lu Yang jumped high, and with the support of Hernandez, he suddenly flew into the air.

Hernandez blushed, bearing the weight that life could not bear.

Brother Lu is dressed to look thin and has meat.

If I knew you were so heavy, I wouldn't agree.

The dignified Barcelona brain is used as a stepping stone before takeoff.

That is, Lu Yang came up with such a bad idea.

"High! Lu Yang is so tall! My God!"

"This... Hernandez's head even appeared on Lu Yang's knee!"

"It's too exaggerated! Lu Yang stands out!"

"He really took off!"

"Tower tower, Luyang applies for takeoff!"

"Okay Luyang, the control tower approves takeoff!"

"Ignite, launch!"

boom!

As the commentator's voice fell, Lu Yang accurately cut off the football and slammed it down!

Lu Yang once again dropped a heck of a shot in the Atletico penalty area.

boom!

Atletico Madrid goal shot.

There was a carnival.

"The ball is in!"

"My God! This must be a miracle!"

"Atletico Madrid was completely destroyed by Lu Yang's header!"

"Hat trick! And a rare header hat trick!"

"Today's sky belongs to Lu Yang!"

"How can Lu Yang jump? I think his limit is not even the sky!"

"This is a world-class header! Just like the last one, it's very shocking!"

"Facing Atlético Madrid twice in a row, Lu Yang scored terrifying figures of four big wins and three goals and one assist respectively, averaging four goals per game! Lu Yang is simply the nemesis of Atletico Madrid!"

"Lu Yang turned around, faced the Atletico fans behind him, and made the same move that the gangster did when Atletico was ahead."

Facing the direction of the tens of thousands of Atletico Madrid fans and the bandit handsome, Lu Yang formed a circle with his hands, but it was much thicker than the circle around the bandit handsome.

And then... bang bang bang!

Three bursts!

That means three burst shots!

The bandit handsome face was bloodless.

In the stands on the side of Atletico Madrid, there was a rain of coins.

But Lu Yang was in the middle of the court and was not affected.

Atletico's players are really angry this time.

This action is strongly insulting.

After all, this was the first thing their coach did, and they knew the meaning behind this action.

Just because I know, I am even more angry.

Atletico Madrid players began to circle towards Lu Yang, shouting: "How can you do this?"

"Is it a great goal?"

"What do you want to do?"

"There is something you can try again!"

It seems that Atletico Madrid's players are extremely vicious.

The players on Barcelona's side immediately gathered around Lu Yang.

The nearest Hernandez just got up from the ground and stood in front of Lu Yang.

But the next moment, Lu Yang pulled Hernandez aside, and signaled all the Barcelona teammates to get out of the way, no need to stand in front of him.

"I heard that Atletico Madrid and Athletic Bilbao share the same origin. Come, let me see if you can fight a little bit." Lu Yang picked his chin toward the Atletico Madrid players.

Atletico Madrid's pace instantly became heavy.

Their eyes began to drift away from Lu Yang, and then looked at Hernandez and other Barcelona players.

I mean...you stop me anyway.

But Barcelona players are very willing to listen to Lu Yang's arrangements on this kind of thing.

Brother Lu said that if we don't move, we won't move. After all, people are professional.

The atmosphere was a little awkward for a while.

Atletico Madrid players are in a dilemma.

Fortunately, the referee rushed over.

He helped the Atletico Madrid players clear the siege.

He stood in the middle of everyone and signaled everyone to disperse.

Atletico Madrid players scattered like birds and beasts.

Resusción and Coral murmured as they retreated, seemingly still not convinced.

But Candreva hurried up to remind them: "Don't say it, or Lu will come again, he can do such a thing."

The two were silent for a moment.

Don't come don't come.

Athletic Bilbao can't win against Lu Yang, and they can't win when they split up Atletico Madrid.

Yes, Atlético de Madrid was the first sub-club of Athletic Bilbao in Madrid, and for a while was not eligible for the Spanish Cup.

Later, after the official separation, the team's origins are still preserved.

Therefore, the home jerseys of these two companies cannot be said to be a bit similar, but they can only be said to be exactly the same.

All red and white stripes.

This is also the reason why Atletico Madrid is not as good as the big brother Real Madrid in Madrid.

After all, Real Madrid is not only the eldest son, but also the first son.

And Atlético... not even a son of a bitch.

He was married with his mother, not a local species at all.

At the very least, the aristocratic class, who likes to study their origins, despised such ordinary origins.

If a team like Atletico Madrid wants to turn around, there is really no other way but to read a few more books of "Breaking the Sky".

Two Champions League finals in three years are not enough!

A conflict that ends without a conflict.

But many Atletico players still have lingering fears.

Four to one is too difficult!

Can you apply so that Atletico will not play Barcelona in the future?

To be precise, would it be okay not to kick Lu Yang?

In the next ten minutes of the game, Atletico's physical strength was gone, and then the spirit was gone.

Basically it became a solo exhibition match for Mateo.

He contributed at least three consecutive surprises.

But unfortunately, Mateo may have passed too many passes today, and he did not have the foot feeling of shooting, and he was always a little short of the goal.

In the end, the score was fixed at four to one.

Barcelona advance to the next round of the Copa del Rey.

Speaking of the King's Cup, the Western Football Association's schedule is quite distinctive. Most of the King's Cup games are concentrated from January to early February.

The final final is also after the Champions League final day.

It seems to be an adjustment specially made for La Liga teams to impact European competitions such as the Champions League and Europa League.

But the effect... At least the first few years were not very good, because it has been a long time since La Liga has a team in the Champions League final.

Five, six or seven years ago, after Real Madrid and Barcelona each won the Champions League, La Liga became the Champions League junkie.

The top four also only came in the past two years.

...

"Luyang takes off! This Barcelona team is like a foreigner under his leadership! 》

"If Real Madrid is the strongest galactic battleship in the galaxy, then Barcelona with Lu Yang is becoming the strongest cosmic team in the universe! 》

"Cosmic Barcelona turned out! Lu Yang's hat-trick with a header, explaining what it means to play football in the sky! 》

"The most handsome header in history! Lu Yang's eyes widened in the back of his head and scored a bizarre header. He was called the king of placement prediction! 》

"Liver and brain! Barcelona's brain is a meat pier, and Lu Yang's 262cm super header makes history! 》

"Three bursts! Lu Yang gave him three times the celebratory gesture of the bandit handsome! 》

"Trivia! Barcelona has the highest number of header goals in La Liga so far! 3rd in Europe! 》

"Heading Team Barcelona? The data will not lie, the header has become Barcelona's dominant project! 》

"Super center, Lu Yang! No center can do better than Lu Yang! He is the most versatile center player ever! 》

"Maniero: Lu Yang is the fastest growing player in the world. While he's always been good, I promise he's really bad at heading the ball in the first place! 》

"Suotu: Congratulations to Shi Tian for scoring his first goal in Serie A and helping Sanremo get a precious three points... Of course, if Lu Yang is here, our goal this season is not to avoid relegation, but to win the championship. ! 》

The headlines are swiping.

Lu Yang's headed hat-trick gave Barcelona the reputation of the Cosmos team.

For a time, the Barcelona fans seemed to come alive.

Everyone started to think about a question that they had not dared to think about two years ago.

That is... This year's Barcelona, ​​is there any hope of beating Real Madrid?

Whether it is the Spanish national derby or the La Liga standings... Is there any chance?

Listen.

Barcelona can do it, and now I even dare to think about such a thing.

That's a galactic battleship!

Most of the fans may feel that the current Barcelona is not qualified to be compared with Real Madrid.

One thing to say, in addition to Lu Yang, it will take some time for Barcelona's system and Mateo to be visible to the naked eye.

It will take two years for Barcelona to say such a thing.

But that didn't stop the Barcelona fans from enjoying themselves.

Isn't this hopeful.

But fans across La Liga were soon unhappy.

Because the Champions League knockout group draw results are out.

La Liga's signature is not good.

Bayern and Manchester United are the coolest.

Bayern have drawn the Celtics of the Suzhou Super League.

Manchester United drew Benfica from Portugal.

Among them, Bayern is the most comfortable.

Benfica's combat effectiveness is also very close to a strong team, not comparable to the Celtics of the Soviet Super League.

In addition, two big gift bags collided.

Dortmund drew CSKA Moscow.

This can't help but make people feel that there are already more men than women, but as a result, some men have to occupy several spouse places. Doesn't this make everyone more nervous?

This wave of internal friction between Dortmund and CSKA Moscow has made other giants desperate.

Atletico Madrid drew Juventus.

This sign is rather poor.

Because Juventus has basically been a stable semi-finalist in the past, they have reached the Champions League final recently, and they have also ranked in the quarter-finals because of poor signing.

But in general, the combat effectiveness of this team is relatively stable.

Juve lost the league title last year, but that was directly related to the points they lost against Sanremo.

Although the Violet Lily is still brave this year, Ancarelli is still on the Juventus side, Colber is getting better, and the overall competition in Serie A is getting smaller. Juventus has also returned to the first place in the standings, and has opened up with Violet Lily. a certain gap.

Real Madrid's signing of this year's quarter-finals is obviously not good.

It can be said that they have encountered a very strong opponent, that is... Arsenal in the Premier League!

Arsenal unbeaten in the league so far!

Mr. Winter is tearing up the galactic battleship! Moric vs Real Madrid ceremonial midfielder!

Collette's return to Arsenal will be magical or helpless this time around?

The alien Lima and the French alien Nelka play Li Kui and Li Gui, who will be better?

Who is the world's No. 1 midfielder between the French team's double midfielder, Pracha and Joseph?

Between Ruborg and Robery, the devil's wings of the French team, is Ruborg really close to one another?

Real Madrid left back Junior and Arsenal left back Gordon, who is the real No. 1 left back in the world?

Too many to see!

This will be one of the highlights of this round of the Champions League knockout rounds.

Among them, Sanremo, where Moric was last season, overturned Real Madrid, which is undoubtedly the eternal pain of the Bernabeu.

Now, the opportunity is upon us.

Real Madrid fans have expressed that they want to double kill Arsenal and not give the Gunners any chance!

In addition, the remaining one-eighth matchup is Viola VS Paris.

This game is also interesting, because there is no absolute gap in the strength of the two sides.

In a sense, PSG is harder to play against Fiorentina than they played against Sanremo last year.

Chelsea VS PSV Eindhoven, this is also a good sign.

Eindhoven plays attacking football, and Chelsea's defense is attacking football. In addition, there is also a clear gap between the lineups of the two teams, with Chelsea having an 87% chance of qualifying!

Finally, Barcelona's opponent is... Premier League Liverpool!

The collision between these two teams is something that many people did not expect.

After all... Liverpool is also known as Little Sanremo.

Liverpool's Istanbul miracle was achieved under the encouragement of Lu Yang.

In order to avoid everyone's disbelief, last year Lu Yang also personally demonstrated how to win the Champions League by defeating a strong team in a headwind situation.

It only takes nine minutes.

However, Barcelona have not been very lucky this year.

Because Liverpool spent a lot of money on signings this season, the lineup is still quite powerful.

Double forwards Parrott and Michael Sauber.

The former is a new generation of Italian strikers, and he was also selected for some national team games last year. Although the draft is after Kolber and Sogel, his strength should not be underestimated. He was previously the head striker of Porto.

The latter is the only Mr. Ballon d'Or in the UK and the second-youngest winner in the history of the Ballon d'Or.

At the age of 21, he became the world's top supergiant!

The first place is about the same age as Michael Sauber who won the award, and he is also 21 years old.

But the fate of the two is not the same.

Lima has been shining all the way. Although he is accompanied by many injuries, his state will only become more popular after each comeback.

Sauber, however, never regained his form after a major injury.

He had spent some time at Manchester United before, trying to regain his former glory. As a result... Manchester United sold him without hesitation in order to welcome Aveiro, so he returned to Liverpool.

But... the youngest left home and returned to the boss, and things were different.

The former Mr. Golden Ball is now just a young but injured veteran.

The left and right midfielders, Incitens and Bayzami, are old acquaintances in Serie A.

The former is known as Serie A Mateo, and the latter is the fastest player in Serie A, and together with Lu Yang, they are called "Bay Expressway Gonglu"!

Liverpool's midfield is a golden partner.

Premier League golden boot Gerondo, one of the best midfielders in the world. And Chelsea's Red Clapp is England's unstoppable midfield duo.

The midfielder, Haronso Orano, is a Spain international. His precise long pass dispatch is absolutely rare in the Premier League.

The defense is excellent, the prediction is accurate, and there are basically no shortcomings except for the slow speed.

One word, high-end goods!

In the defender position, there is England international Jamie Pia.

This season is the introduction of Sanremo right wing wing Kanyes.

Such a lineup is definitely not inferior to Barcelona!

At least, slightly better than the first team in La Liga, Atletico Madrid, on paper.

For a time, the media have interviewed the views of the players of the major teams.

Gerondo: "I'm very excited. I finally meet Lu Yang on the court. I know that as long as he keeps his form, we will meet in the highest level of competition in the world sooner or later."

"Hopefully we can deliver two great games to the fans."

Orano: "I would love to meet a team from La Liga in the Champions League. Me with Ortiz, Hernandez, Burgos, Ava, Mebarak, oh no Mebarak now They're all national team teammates."

"We know each other well, but there is another side to me at Liverpool that they don't know. And I know everything about them very well, and I think that's our Liverpool advantage in this matchup."

Pia: "I heard that Lu Yang is difficult to defend, but before the real showdown, I will not put any psychological pressure on myself. I have confidence in Liverpool."

Incitens: "I know some people call me Mateo in Serie A, which is not correct. I'm older than Mateo and I think I've won far more honors than him."

"The fact that both the Ballon d'Or and the World Player of the Year ignore me makes me very unhappy. I will show them their mistakes."

"Just like Lu, use strength to prove the mistakes of these award agencies."

Strangely, on the Liverpool side, several former teammates of San Remo did not take the initiative to mention Lu Yang.

A reporter asked this question.

And the answer left them a little dumbfounded.

Bayzami: "Prove? No, I'm not trying to prove that my success in Sanremo is because of myself, not because of Lu. The fact that we mainly relied on Lu during that journey is beyond doubt. of."

"Without Lu, I don't know how I should play. Just like I'm not used to Liverpool now, I need players like Lu to guide me and guide me."

"He knows how to get the most out of me, and he can provide me with a good game mentality. Seriously, I miss Lu so much!"

Kanyes: "I never thought there was a player my age who could really surpass me because I always thought I was one of the top talent in this age group in the world."

"It wasn't until I met Lu that I found out that I was indeed a genius. Maybe I was favored by football and God. But he was probably the illegitimate child of football and God."

"I guarantee that anyone who has been a teammate with Lu, after going to another team, can't say what they want to meet him on the court."

"Because no matter which team we're on or which team he's on, we all feel at the bottom of our hearts that we can't beat him."

"He's led us to so many incredible victories."

"He changed the way we think about winning and losing in football."

"Some people say that football is a game where 22 people run on the field and the Germans win."

"Now, this sentence has become here. Football is a game where 22 people run on the field, and then Lu Yang scores and wins!"

Parrott: "I don't know much about Lu Yang, but I know that all the big players in the national team admire Lu Yang very much. He was able to bring a Delaunay Cup to Italy, which was almost unable to enter the European Cup. people."

"I want to score against Barca, but winning... maybe God can control it."

There is no doubt that Liverpool fans were less than pleased with these interviews.

But they also have no position to blame everyone.

Because in addition to Liverpool's games in recent years, the most they have watched is Sanremo's games.

Everyone knows how evil San Remo is.

For a time, the game was obviously still a long time away, but the Red Army was ready for a desperate battle.

This makes Barcelona a little flirtatious.

Barcelona fans appreciate Liverpool's willingness to admit defeat.

"Liverpool knows the ball! They know they can't beat us Barcelona."

"I went to the Liverpool Post and saw it, and it was mourning."

"Eighty percent of Liverpool said they would rather play Bayern than Barcelona."

"Cosmic Barcelona, ​​Megatron! The Premier League is just like that!"

This made Liverpool fans vomit blood.

"Would you like to have a face? What kind of thing is Barcelona, ​​and have the confidence to say such a thing?"

"Liverpool has won the Champions League in the past two years! What has Barcelona won? Fourth in the Champions League or third in the league?"

"Everyone with discernment knows that Liverpool is afraid of Lu Yang and has a dime relationship with Barcelona?"

"Universe Lu Yang, I admit, Cosmos Barcelona is a joke!"

"There is a way to tell Lu Yang not to play. If you don't kick you four to zero, you probably won't know that the sky at Anfield is red!"

The fans on both sides went to war, tearing each other frantically.

There is one thing to say, the prestige of the dignified and powerful Barcelona is not as frightening as a Lu Yang.

Some conservative Barcelona fans are actually not happy.

To tell a joke, they are "team fans", not people fans.

They think whether Lu Yang is good or not, Barcelona is really good.

Some new fans who can accept Lu Yang think that Barcelona is just getting better right now?

The fans of the team immediately changed their minds, whether Lu Yang was good or not, it was really good that Lu Yang was bad and Barcelona was good.

The new fans and Lu Yang's fans were speechless.

This……

How can they be the same as those "team fans" of Manchester United?

Iceberg drinker, right?

...

On January 15, a common family dispute broke out in Europe.

After the couple divorced, the woman was sullen, and she didn't say anything about her own children, but also exchanged some things she knew about her ex-husband, and wanted to enter a certain circle of rich people.

During this period, the ex-husband helped the woman pay off the debt of 2,000 yuan, and did not want to entangle with the other party, but said that you should not get too close to those rich people, because they are my business competitors.

Or you can contact them, but you can't reveal anything about me, which is clearly written in our divorce contract.

As a result, the woman was excited when she heard this.

is your opponent?

That's fine, then I'm more valuable to them.

In the end, things got bigger, and the man suffered serious losses, so he beat the woman when he got angry.

The woman started to look for the help of the rich, but...they just played, they didn't take her as their wife at all.

It's just a white ticket.

It's a small thing, but I don't know why it made the front page headlines of major media.

Many football players even said: "This kind of behavior is too spicy, that man is simply scum!"

"We should resist this phenomenon, how can a man beat a woman?"

"Domestic violence is absolutely unacceptable, we don't care what the reason is!"

"We ask this man to be banned from the stadium for life or we won't play!"

The media talked a lot, and also interviewed Goodiola.

After being silent for a moment, Gudiola said: "I don't know why this matter suddenly became a hot topic in the world. When the woman next door to me was beaten by her husband Sam, no one cared about it. "

"It is regrettable that every dispute arises, but there are actually many such disputes around us."

"I don't care who is right or wrong, but I know that the strong will always be the winner."

"Since the major football associations often say that we should concentrate on football and not participate in entertainment news, then they should treat this matter correctly. Instead of banning this person from watching the game, and calling on that person to condemn this man."

"I'm not used to such double standards. I hope you don't ask me about it again."

"It's our pre-match press conference with Real Betis, and if you don't have any questions about that, I think it's time for me to leave the interview hall."

In the silence of the media, Gudiola ended the interview.

He felt strange.

Lu Yang also felt that there was something wrong with the Western media and the Football Association.

So... the most reliable way is to create a "Land Football Federation" by yourself.

UEFA or something, it's just some people's dog.

No wonder football has such a high status in the West.

In the East, it can only be reduced to a third-rate movement.

Because in the East, it's really just a sport.

But in the West, it is sometimes a very important dispute capital!

In this game, Lu Yang's performance was not affected.

Scored two goals.

Grab a point in front of a door, and snipe the sanctuary.

A header from the penalty area, the cosmic fortress - Tiangong No. 1!

Mateo shoots.

Mancini sent an assist.

January nineteenth.

In the King's Cup game, Barcelona beat their opponents two to one.

Although the score looked thrilling, in fact, Barcelona achieved a two-goal advantage early on.

The opponent only pulled a goal back in stoppage time.

In this game, Lu Yang took a slight stroke on the court.

Left winger Mancini scored twice.

Ava and Ortiz give him assists respectively~www.wuxiaspot.com~January 22nd.

La Liga round 20, Barcelona VS Malaga.

Two to zero easy win.

Lu Yang and Mancini scored goals, while Ortiz and Mateo provided assists.

So far, Lu Yang's La Liga goals have tied Mateo to seventeen.

Ortiz's assists also successfully increased, reaching ten, ranking in the top three in La Liga.

Mateo also followed with nine assists.

Lu Yang and Mancini each sent six assists, and the number of assists in the entire Barcelona striker was quite high.

On January 26, the King's Cup match.

Barcelona beat their opponents three to one.

Lu Yang scored twice.

Mateo shoots.

Ortiz and Mancini provided assists.

On January 29, the twenty-first round of La Liga.

Barcelona VS Villarreal, known as the yellow submarine.

In this game, Barcelona was tied 2-2 by Huang Qian.

The close arrangement of the King's Cup has led to a tight front for Barcelona.

The mental state of many players has entered a period of exhaustion.

Physically there is no problem, but the spirit is relatively lethargic.

If it wasn't for Lu Yang's brace, the last of which was a header in the 85th minute, Barcelona might have lost the battle.

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But the good news is that after the end of early next month, the Copa del Rey game will come to an end.

Correspondingly, the Champions League quarter-finals... not far away.

Chapter 308 Tell a joke, the strong header team is Barcelona (the 4D chapter)

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