Football Should Be Played Like Me

"Dear viewers, you are now watching the awards ceremony after the annual Champions League final!"

"This year's Champions League champion has been born!"

"Real Madrid played stably, and as always, there were core retirements in important competitions!"

"Real Madrid the year before last, all the Big Three retired with injuries and were counterattacked by San Remo."

"Last year's peak Galaxy Real Madrid, Lima and Izelet were injured and retired one after another, and Zizzo was unable to return to the sky and was overturned by the continental Barcelona!"

"This year's Real Madrid, Zizo left the field with a red card in the first half. Real Madrid's Champions League fortune is terrible!"

"But what's different this year from before is that Real Madrid... has Lu!"

"Lu Yang shot two passes and carried this Real Madrid up by himself."

"The Premier League Armada Arsenal were one step away from winning."

"If Nerka's penalty kick can be scored, will there be no strong counterattack from Real Madrid?"

"If Moric's free kick was not blocked by Lu Yang, would he have killed Real Madrid?"

"If Marduk saves Lu Yang's penalty kick at the last moment and saves Lu Yang's shots in succession, will Real Madrid in extra time be defeated like a mountain?"

"But there is no if in this world. The champion belongs to Real Madrid!"

"The champion belongs to Lu Yang!"

Under the hysterical celebration of the fans, Real Madrid raised the Champions League trophy high!

This is the tenth Champions League trophy they won, and the first team in European football to have more than ten Champions League trophies!

At the same time, Lu Yang also won the golden boot of this UEFA Champions League.

Twenty-nine goals, no one before, no one since!

He broke his own record of 21 goals in a single season in the Champions League the year before.

So far, Lu Yang has scored more than 20 goals in the Champions League for three consecutive years, which is unprecedented!

21, 20, 29!

A total of 70 goals scored in the Champions League in three years!

Directly to the fifth level in history!

In active duty, Lu Yang is number one!

The difference between Lima, Moreira, Gutierrez, Izelet, etc., and Lu Yang is not too big, but not too small.

And Lu Yang only played for three years.

The players in this historical list are all data from more than ten years of football careers. No one has started to dominate the list in three years.

If it wasn't for Lu Yang and Gutierrez being of the same generation, everyone might have talked about the decline of the overall level of football, and the advocacy of offense leading to more goals.

If that's the case, why didn't the data of Lima and others explode?

Why is Lu Yang's data so unbelievable?

Obviously, the problem is not this era.

The problem is that Lu Yang is really different!

Real Madrid got their wish and won a Champions League after their big signings.

There is only one sentence in the hearts of the Meilingers at this moment, that is...Barcelona really didn't lie to us!

As long as you spend more than 100 million yuan, you can really buy the Champions League champion!

Lu Yang is good, who knows who uses it!

At the same time, this is also Lu Yang's third Champions League.

He became the first player in history to win the Champions League three years in a row.

What is even more rare is that he won these three Champions Leagues at three different clubs.

This seems to be more proof of his dominance!

At the same time as the awards ceremony, football media around the world began to forward relevant news.

"Three red cards, three penalties! The most exciting Champions League final in history is born! 》

"Your big brother will always be your big brother! The Mo-style gunner exploded, and the mainland-style Real Madrid narrowly beat Arsenal to the top of Europe! 》

"Let you and Qi Zuo win! Lu Yang led the team with a single core and defeated the most powerful team in the Premier League! 》

"Three Champions Leagues in Three Years! This time, the Champion of Champions League is really born! 》

"Lu Yang ruined the most valuable event in Europe! The Champions League he has participated in has ended with him winning the championship trophy! 》

"The UEFA Champions League is a competition in which 32 giants compete with each other, and finally Lu Yang holds the championship trophy! 》

"Qi Zuo won the Champions League assists champion, but his 14 assists were dubbed the strongest champion by fans! 》

"The Gunslinger! If Moric were to take that penalty, everything would have been different! 》

"Moric: We lost not because of Nerka's penalty, but because of Lu Yang! We did our best, but it turns out that even so, we are not as good as Lu Yang! 》

"Mr. Winter: Marduk is in his best form ever, but to block Lu Yang's shot, we need three goalkeepers! 》

"Platza: I know Zizzo didn't do it on purpose. On the contrary, I even hoped to get kicked by Zizzo when I made that move, because then he might take a card. But it turns out that even so, Real Madrid is still Real Madrid! 》

"Chelotti: In the past, we always fell at the most critical moment, but the past will eventually pass! Now what we should be talking about is not whether Lu Yang is worthy of last year's Ballon d'Or, but the Ballon d'Or... Is he worthy of Lu Yang? 》

But unfortunately, the reporter failed to interview Lu Yang, who won the personal Champions League three times in a row.

Because Lu Yang received a call from Sophia's agent after the game.

Sophia entered the hospital because of stomach pain. The preliminary diagnosis was related to the oversized fetus.

Because Sophia is pregnant with... a twin!

After Lu Yang got the news, he rushed back to Spain as soon as possible.

To this end, he borrowed a private jet through Zizzo's relationship.

There was no sign of Lu Yang in the post-match interview.

But football is full of legends of Lu Yang.

The Champions League officials then announced the relevant awards for this year's Champions League.

Real Madrid's dominance is vividly displayed in this list.

Champions League scorer, Lu Yang!

This is the third time that Lu Yang has won the award.

Also three times in a row!

The Champions League assists leader, Qi Zuo.

This is also the second consecutive year that Zizzo has won the award.

Last year, he was also the leader in assists, overpowering Mateo and Ortiz of the continental Barcelona.

The best goalkeeper in the Champions League is undoubtedly Igor Luiz.

Because this year, Lu Yang was not among Luis' opponents.

His conjecture last year became a reality.

Whoever is teammate with Lu Yang, the probability of whoever wins the best goalkeeper will greatly increase.

Therefore, it can also be seen that Luiz is indeed much better than Barcelona goalkeeper Kahn.

Because Kahn was teammates with Lu Yang last year and also won the honor of the best goalkeeper in the Champions League, but the best goalkeeper in La Liga was taken away by Atletico Madrid's Blake.

And this year, Louis achieved the best in the league and the Champions League!

The best defender in the Champions League, Rafael Roundene!

So far, the French central defender who grew up at the end of the Mesozoic era has also achieved the double best in the league and the Champions League!

He has become a member of the world's No. 1 central defender.

Countless people praised his transfer choice.

After coming to Real Madrid this year, Landene's career has taken off.

The last player to win the award was Manchester United captain, O'Shea Neville.

Unsurprisingly, the day when Rondene finally wore the captain's armband at Real Madrid.

The winner of the best midfielder in the Champions League is naturally Zizzo.

He also achieved the best results in the league and the Champions League with four goals and fourteen assists in the Champions League.

At the same time, he also defeated last year's Red Clapp and took this honor back.

The best striker in the Champions League, this year is still an upset year.

Real Madrid's Enriquez and Alpha have good statistics. The former has seven goals and three assists, while the latter has six goals and three assists.

In some years, this result can really win the Champions League Golden Boot and the best striker.

But not last year and this year.

In the past two years, countless little demons have been born on the front line.

It was Dortmund's Highlander who took the honor last year.

And this year, the one who won this honor is Monaco's striker Menshire in the semi-finals!

His stats of 11 goals and 5 assists are not the most beautiful, but with the two labels of the semi-finals and the youth army, it is enough.

And the best player in the Champions League is undoubtedly Lu Yang.

This is also the third consecutive year that Lu Yang has won the award.

In the end, Real Madrid also became the biggest winner among the best team in the Champions League.

They are:

Menshire from Monaco, Henriquez from Real Madrid, Walter from Arsenal.

Zizzo and Lu Yang from Real Madrid, Moric from Arsenal and Rumeo from Monaco.

Rondene from Real Madrid, White from Arsenal and Peterke from Ajax.

Luis from Real Madrid.

This is the feast of the Champions League semi-finals!

None of the players outside the semi-finals were selected.

It's not that the team honor is more important, but the players who have performed against the sky in the past two years have greatly helped the team and will make the team no longer ordinary.

This is not a normal phenomenon in football.

Because this shows that some people are helping the team to defeat the opponent with the power of one person or one or two people.

This shows that the personal strength and performance of some players are far beyond the current level, and they can even compete with the entire team.

This kind of situation is normal in basketball, because there are only five players in basketball.

But there are twenty-two players on the football field, and one in twenty-two can decide the game, which is a bit against the sky.

This reflects the backwardness or lag of current football tactics, which is not worthy of those super warriors who have grown up under better conditions!

In the next period of time, the world football will usher in a period of tactical storm!

Some teams with deeper tactical attainments will make rapid progress, and the upper limit will be greatly increased.

This tactical storm will not stop temporarily until even a super player can change the game pattern by himself, and then the tactical storm will be restarted when the next batch of super fighters that surpass the times appear.

In this cycle, players promote tactics, tactics promote players, and there is no end.

Of course, in this process, it is necessary to limit intentional injuries, footsteps, vicious use of rules to touch porcelain, black whistle, match-fixing, etc., and this virtuous cycle will continue forever.

Otherwise, everything is likely to go backwards.

After a brilliant victory, it should be a super celebration.

But Real Madrid faced a problem.

That is... should we celebrate now, or in four days?

After returning to Spain from France, we started to celebrate immediately, which was really cool.

But four days later will be the last game of this season, the Copa del Rey final!

If they win, Real Madrid will get an unprecedented treble of unbeaten seasons!

Unbeaten in the third line!

There have been treble winners in Spain.

It was Barcelona last season.

But the undefeated triple crown champion!

Feel sorry!

never appeared.

Not only in Spain, but in the whole world!

Arsenal's unbeaten league win last season has shocked the world.

After Real Madrid re-enacted this achievement this season, it immediately pushed it to another peak.

Unbeaten in the third line to win the championship!

The scale and atmosphere of the celebration at that time will be better than the current one.

But...if Real Madrid lose to the final rivals Atletico Madrid in four days.

That's a bit of a mood swing.

The league and the Champions League are in hand, so it doesn't really matter if you win the King's Cup or not.

The sad thing is that the loss of just one game ruined the efforts of the whole season. It is really unsatisfactory.

When the time comes to celebrate the first two championships, it will always be a little awkward.

Finally, European countries have shown what is called high welfare!

Spain officially announced that it will allow the country to take a day off on the 27th to celebrate with Real Madrid winning the Champions League.

At the same time, on the 30th, there is also a day off for the possible third-line undefeated Real Madrid season!

It means, don't worry about it anymore, celebrate it all for me, a few times!

The Spanish fans gave the official a rare thumbs up.

The whole world is starting to envy the treatment of Spanish fans.

With such an influential home team as Real Madrid, sometimes it is really good to have an advantage.

This official holiday is so fragrant!

Of course, the official also said that if Atletico Madrid won the King's Cup, the holidays will be as usual.

At that time, Atletico was the first Copa del Rey to win an official holiday.

Because the previous King's Cup champion did not receive this special treatment.

And the Spanish King's Cup final, which was originally "irrelevant", also gained a lot of popularity.

Not to mention that it is comparable to the Champions League final, but it is true that it has a match with the semi-final.

Because everyone wanted to see if Real Madrid could get their wish, or if they were ruined by a mouse poop.

Most of the media are optimistic that Real Madrid will win the last game of the season with invincibility.

But the news from The Sun changed many people's bets.

"The Sun": "Sophia was admitted to the hospital due to fetal changes, and Lu Yang may miss the King's Cup decisive battle!"

The odds of Real Madrid winning in major markets suddenly skyrocketed.

The popularity of the King's Cup dropped instantly.

Real Madrid immediately communicated with Lu Yang, and then Chelotti made a high-profile announcement: "Lu Yang will appear in the starting list. He is a respectable professional player!"

A few hours later, "The Sun" updated the news again: "Sophia's physical indicators have not returned to normal, Lu Yang has been unable to eat for three consecutive meals, and her condition is worrying!"

Real Madrid is full of MMPs!

How many Real Madrid losses did the Sun buy?

Four days later, the Copa del Rey final kicked off.

After 90 minutes of fierce battle, Real Madrid easily defeated Atletico Madrid 2-0.

Qi Zuo gave a pass.

Lu Yang expanded the score!

The hearts of Real Madrid fans finally fell back to their stomachs at this moment.

The most terrifying monster in European football has finally appeared!

Unbeaten Triple Crown of the season!

Real Madrid redefines the term treble.

It also gave new meaning to undefeated.

They went undefeated in all competitions for a season, a feat that absolutely no team can repeat.

Because in this world, it is impossible to have a second continental Real Madrid!

Lu Yang fans? ? ?

Looking down on our continental Manchester United?

Lu Shi Bayern came to report!

Continental Paris is willing to give it a try!

Continental Chelsea said to give a chance?

Continental Arsenal have a great chance!

Lu-style Manchester City, don't you think about it?

It's time to announce my AC Milan surname!

At this point, the media across Europe has started a new round of hype.

But no one is as good as the "modern football data research base" that has recently gained fame.

This is an account of a new social platform.

At first, there were not many followers.

Lu Yang had promoted this account in the early days, so it has more than 100,000 basic fans.

But later, it was found that accounts including Lu Yang, Winter, Chelotti, Zizzo, Sotu, Manello, Arsenal, Real Madrid, AC Milan, Sanremo, Juventus, and the Italian national team were all following After I got this account, I realized that this account has a lot of gold content.

And this time, it showed its value.

Modern Football Data Research Base: "Lu Yang's career data summary."

"Italian scored 18 goals and assisted 12 in the season, and made 30 goals in a single season."

"In the Serie C season, he scored 60 goals, made 33 assists, and made 93 goals in a single season."

"European Youth Championship, 9 goals, 4 assists, 13 goals."

"Serie B season, 70 goals, 21 assists, 91 goals in a single season."

"European Cup, 11 goals, 5 assists, 16 goals."

"In the Serie A season, he scored 61 goals, assisted 17, and made 78 goals in a single season."

"Barcelona scored 69 goals, 20 assists, and 89 goals in a single season."

"Real Madrid scored 83 goals, scored 25 assists, and made 108 goals in a single season!"

"The national team scored 19 non-contest goals, 13 assists and 32 goals."

"Total career goals...400!"

"Total career assists...150!"

"Total career goals...550!"

As soon as the data came out, the world shook!

Unconsciously, Lu Yang ushered in the key point of the 400th career goal!

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and many more!

The Sun has been constantly stimulating Lu Yang before, could it be that...

Sure enough, The Sun and the "Modern Football Data Research Base" published almost the same content: "Lu Yang ushered in the 400th career goal! The 8th in active service! The 13th in history!"

It’s not that I don’t know, but I was startled.

In the five and a half years since his debut, he has made 550 goals and scored 400 goals!

This efficiency is really too high!

This list clearly shows Lu Yang's ability and relationship with the team.

The worst overall statistic was his Italian season, because Lu Yang was the weakest at that time, and the team at that time was also very weak.

Serie C was the most exaggerated season for Lu Yang in terms of efficiency and statistics before. This was because the overall strength of Sanremo at that time had completely surpassed the Serie C league, scoring and assisting was like cutting melons and vegetables.

In the Serie B season, Lu Yang began to consciously devote more energy to scoring goals, and the team also actively cooperated with him, creating more scoring opportunities for him, so he scored more goals in more difficult leagues. Reached the peak of his career, and the efficiency is almost not inferior to playing Serie C.

Completely ignore the strength difference between the league echelons.

It was not until he entered Serie A that Lu Yang faced a "challenge" for the first time!

His number of goals "dropped sharply" to 61, which is almost as efficient as his Serie C season.

This fully shows how tormented San Remo was that season.

The fact is also true, the eighth place in Serie A is really not a good result.

In a single season, he made 78 balls, but it was lower than the 80 mark, which embarrassed Lu!

Fortunately, after entering the Barcelona season, Lu Yang has a brand new partner, and the team's overall system is perfect enough. It has produced 89 goals in a single season, which is close to Lu Yang's peak state.

Barcelona Lu Yang, with the state of playing Serie C and Serie B, conquered La Liga and even the entire Europa.

But after all, it is difficult to surpass the 70 goals in the Serie B season and the 93 goals in the Serie C season.

After all, this is the top league, after all...

Lu Yang in the Real Madrid season was stillborn after all.

Just when people thought that the red and blue land of Barcelona was the strongest land, Phnom Penh land was born.

83 goals in a single season, 100 goals scored!

Unprecedented!

His firepower alone surpassed 90% of all clubs in Europe!

But the "Modern Football Data Research Base" not only released these data, they became popular because they put forward a hypothesis!

"It turns out that in a stronger team, Lu Yang can burst out with stronger energy."

"Lu Yang's growth was in the Italian season. At that time, he was not strong enough. But soon, he reached the first peak of his strength... The two seasons of Serie C and Serie B."

"Perhaps Lu Yang's growth was too fast, causing him to have surpassed the league level early. At this stage, Lu Yang is almost invincible."

"It wasn't until the Serie A season that Lu Yang ushered in the first bottleneck period. This bottleneck is the strength of his teammates."

"But after just one season of struggle, Lu Yang quickly adapted to it all."

"He gradually ushered in a new round of his peak at Barcelona and at Real Madrid."

"But when we all think that Phnom Penh is the strongest land, have we ignored the flaws of Real Madrid's lineup?"

"Continental-style Barcelona's lineup is not strong. If Lu Yang is excluded, this Barcelona is at the level of the last sixteen to the eighth of the Champions League. Last season, and this season, can prove it."

"And what about Real Madrid? Excluding Lu Yang, Galaxy Real Madrid was the strongest last season, and it was a European champion lineup!"

"But when Lima's transfer, Izelet's season-ending, Joseph's transfer, Madeira's transfer, and Zizo's one year older overlap, this Real Madrid team is really better than Lu Yang's who just arrived at Barcelona. Are those teammates strong?"

"Even if it is stronger, Barcelona is a team with its own system, which will increase the strength of the players."

"To sum up, the mainland-style Real Madrid may be slightly stronger than the peak Galaxy Real Madrid, but if there is no Luyang's mainland-style Real Madrid, it may not be better than the Barcelona after the reconstruction is completed!"

"So, theoretically speaking, Lu Yang's data is far from reaching its peak."

"When he's in a world number one team, he might even score 100 goals this season!"

"Unfortunately... Galaxy Real Madrid disintegrated a year earlier!"

"Unfortunately, Lu Yang didn't join Real Madrid in his first year in La Liga!"

"We may miss this scene of God forever because of this!"

"Theoretically, no team can form a 'world's strongest + Lu Yang' lineup. Since last summer, the team with Lu Yang has lost the opportunity to strengthen!"

"Clubs all over Europe are competing against 'land-based teams'!"

"Lu Yang has become a real 'nuclear threat' in world football, or in other words, the 'Lu threat' has surpassed the 'nuclear threat' in world football!"

"People form super teams to counter him, but because of that, people will boycott super teams too!"

"Galaxy Real Madrid will never appear again! No one will sell to Real Madrid superstars again!"

"Similarly, it is no longer easy to reinforce Chelsea and PSG, because after they become a super team, if they introduce Lu Yang...they will dominate world football! Real Madrid, but also to dominate!"

For a time, the "Lu threat theory" and the "super team threat theory" became popular all over the world.

There is distrust among the major clubs.

No one wants to easily shoot their own super-giant players.

Everyone would rather send the super giants to a weak team than let them join a strong team.

It becomes expensive for strong teams to buy people.

The powerhouses also have the opportunity to scour top players at normal prices.

The pattern of world football is gradually changing.

The super team is losing the blood supply channel and will be weakened in the future.

And ordinary teams have more possibilities to become stronger.

Plus this year is a big transfer year.

It's like the summer when Sanremo just landed in Serie A.

Twilight of the Gods.

There are many new gods!

The last time was the final glory of Serie A. If there is no Italian economic problem, Serie A may even continue to retain the world's No. 1 league for a long time.

This time, European football has been activated, and it has ushered in the most glorious period in the past two decades, and it will last for several years!

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