Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“Oh my gosh, there are still people who are trying two different things online, only to be deceived by the same person?”

“I originally thought that Mr. Han was invincible in that area, but I didn’t expect that this man was even more of a heavyweight!”

“Hahaha, I feel like I’m almost done laughing, and it looks like I’m still young. Come on, you can make me laugh to death!”

The development of the plot once again exceeded the expectations of fans. One Mr. Han is not enough, and now there is another victim who is even more”that”

“Officer Li, this victim may be my friend, I want to confirm.”

Gu Fei and Du Bin were bunk beds in college. They have a lot of dark history, and their skin is thicker than the Antarctic glaciers. They cheated a lot of people in college, and they were very good at chasing girls. They never cared about other people’s opinions. I’m used to doing what I do.

It’s not necessarily a bad thing to suffer a loss this time.

“OK. Officer Li nodded and interrogated Zhu Cuifang again,”Tell me, which two accounts defrauded others!””

“These two.”

Zhu Cuifang pointed with her finger and shut up immediately.

After logging into one of the accounts, Gu Fei flipped through the Weixin chat history. All of this was seen by water friends.

“Can I watch this weird plot for free? Haha, Brother Fei’s friend was also tricked?”

“No, this victim has two legs, and is said to be very good at licking. He is really a heifer flying on a plane – so awesome!”

“Licking a dog, licking until there is nothing left, everyone should take this as a warning.”

Soon, Gu Fei found the familiar avatar of Weixin, and he really is this guy!

At the same time, he also saw the conversation between the two of them,”Disgusting, open the door for Nausea – so disgusting.”

Scam account: Xiaowei (character: pure student) My sister, I’m a sophomore in college, I’ve never been in love, I’m simple-minded)

I was deceived by: The Flower Protector (real name is Doberman, the ultimate dog licker).

Just pick a conversation between two people, and the netizens can’t stand it.

Fragment 1: Licking A required lesson for dogs every day.

Flower Protector: Good morning Weiwei, it’s another happy day. Remember to have breakfast on time. The weather is cold in the morning, so wear more clothes to be careful of catching a cold. Especially these two days, you are still in your menstrual period. Girls need to Take care of yourself.

Xiaowei: My brother is so kind. He is so gentle and considerate every day.

Excerpt 2: After the two-person game. (Plastic love words)

Flower Protector: Weiwei, in fact, every time I play the king with you, I hope Steal the crystal from the opposite side.

Xiaowei: Why? (Star Eyes)

Flower Protector: Because of this, you will say that our home has been stolen. Every time this happens, I will be very happy. It turns out that I can have a home with you. Little fool.

Xiaowei: I hate you, you are naughty, I won’t play with you next time!

Flower Protector: Weiwei, don’t be angry, my brother is wrong, he will make it up to you immediately. Do you like the skins you bought last time? I’ll buy them later. I’ll give you a few.

Xiaowei: Hehe, you’re kidding, why are you angry?

Excerpt 3: The first cup of milk tea in autumn. (Local love words)

Xiaowei: Why do you transfer 52 yuan to me every afternoon?

Flower Protector: Because of this, I am giving you a cup of autumn milk tea every day. Who makes you my milk tea?

Xiaowei: Ah, so I am milk tea.

Flower Protector: Yes, you are milk tea. Like this , I can hold you in the palm of my hand.

Fragment 4: Senior and school girl. (Consciousness of licking a dog)

Xiaowei: I have to accompany my senior to go out on errands today, hehe, I can’t play King of Kings with you anymore.

Flower Protector: Yes, leave early and come back early. I will always be here waiting for you to come back.

Xiaowei: Brother won’t be angry, right?

Flower Protector: How could it be so, Weiwei, you are so simple, of course I won’t be angry. Do you have enough living expenses this month? ? I’ll pay you a thousand.

Xiaowei: Brother is the best to me, la la la.

Executed in public, death by the highest level society.

Seeing this, many water friends have already vomited blood and died.

“I vomited, brothers, are boys so humble now when they chase girls?”

“Oh my gosh, my hair stood up all over the place. If this brother knew that Xiaowei was actually a 46-year-old aunt, would he jump off the building?”

“This is the ultimate licking dog!”

Nima, not only can you lick, but your licking is extremely numb!

This is not over yet. Later, Xiaowei pretended to be sick and spent all her living expenses on medical treatment. Then Du Bin directly transferred 10 1,314 yuan, a total of 13,140 yuan to express his feelings.

Wait. Wait, all kinds of ways to cheat money

“Ahem.”Gu Fei felt embarrassed for Du Bin. Although he knew that this guy was very good at licking, this was the first time he had seen such a powerful one.

According to Officer Li and the others, this case involves a wide range of things and requires all the victims to come here.

Except Routine tasks such as taking notes and recovering stolen money.

What to do? Then inform the other party.

So, Gu Fei directly used Xiaowei’s prestige account to send a message to Du Bin

“exist?”

“Yes, yes! Du Bin replied instantly,”Xiaowei, what does Xiaowei want to do with her brother at this time?””

Generally, the first thing a dog licker has to do is to reply to the girl’s message instantly. No matter how long it takes for the other party to reply, you have to be quick!

“Xiaowei, I didn’t improve your score in the game last night. You won’t be angry with your brother, right?”

“Come on, Princess Yaoyao’s new skin has been arranged for you.”

At this time, Du Bin didn’t forget to lick it.

Seeing that Du Bin was too obsessed, Gu Fei showed a helpless expression in the live broadcast room. Friends in the water couldn’t help but laugh wildly.

“It’s so funny. This guy must have been a dog in his previous life. He’s so good at licking!”

“Haha, I hope this brother can hold on and reveal the truth immediately.”

Sighing sadly, Gu Fei used Xiao Weiwei’s signal to send a video call request to Du Bin. The call was connected instantly again!

Then, Du Bin’s wretched face was revealed on the other end of the video.

But the live broadcast footage was not given to the mobile phone. On the screen, except for Gu Fei, no one else could see Du Bin’s face and could only hear the voice.

“Xiaowei, is it true? You actually agreed to video chat with me!”

“Xiaowei, my brother dreamed about you last night, it’s true!”

Dubin’s”infatuated” voice immediately spread throughout the live broadcast room, causing a burst of restlessness and laughter. But a basin of cold water was quickly poured on it.

“it’s me! Gu Fei pointed the phone at himself and gave Du Bin a look of disdain,”What Xiaowei!””

“Brother Fei?”

Seeing Gu Fei’s appearance clearly, Du Bin’s mouth expanded into a big O-shape. First he was surprised, then confused, and finally turned into sadness and anger.

“Brother Fei, why is it you!”Dubin’s voice was trembling,”You, you, you! Why are you with Xiaowei?”

Green green, a green grassland above your head!”

“Could it be! Du Bin’s mind went crazy,”Okay, okay, I treat you as a brother. I didn’t expect that you would actually win over me and even succeed!””

“I never thought you were this kind of person!”

“Give me back my Xiaowei!”

“What Xiaowei! Gu Fei chuckled,”Okay, to be honest with you, I used this threatening signal to send you a message because I wanted to teach you a lesson.””

“Remember, there is no Xiaowei, this is a scammer! you were fooled!”

“I’m at the Xihang Police Station. Please take time to come over today!”

Du Bin’s misunderstanding made the facial features of Officers Li and Zhu at the scene a little deformed. They were trying to hold back their laughter.

Gu Fei, this friend, is a weirdo.

Netizens who watched the live broadcast even laughed at the movie, and they were all rolling on the ground laughing.

“Oops, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. Are you sure GoldenEye is not a comedy show?”

“Haha, I actually suspected that Brother Fei had snatched the girl he was licking. Wait until he sees the girl turn into a aunt and see if he can still lick her.”

“I have never laughed so much in a year, haha!”

The misunderstanding was resolved, and Du Bin was very embarrassed.

However, he was naturally thick-skinned, so he added:”It turned out to be a misunderstanding. I wonder how could Brother Fei do such a thing?”

“By the way, Brother Fei, is the liar male or female?”

“female”

“female! Du Bin suddenly became excited, as if he had been given a shot of blood,”Does she look beautiful?””

“……”

Doberman’s extremely wretched words and his ruthless appearance once again set the bottom line for water lovers.

There is such a wonderful thing in the world!

“How long has it been since this guy actually cared about whether the liar was a man or a woman, and whether he was pretty or not? Don’t change your lust!”

“Good guy, all I can say is good guy!”

“……”

“I say you! Gu Fei was speechless,”In this situation, you still care about whether the liar looks good or not?” No wonder I was cheated!”

“If you want to know if she looks good, come to the police station and see for yourself!”

“Hehe, okay!”After saying that, Du Bin ended the video call. If one online dating partner encounters a setback, it obviously cannot hurt him.

What if there are two?

Gu Fei decided to use this opportunity to reform the wretched male Du Bin.

Who told me to be your brother Fei? As the situation becomes more and more exaggerated, the number of viewers watching the live broadcast of”Golden Eye” has exceeded the 40,000 mark. The subsequent plot will affect the hearts of every water lover

“There is also an account, urban female white-collar worker.”

Xiao Wei, an innocent student girl, was licked like this by Du Bin. Gu Fei couldn’t imagine what would happen to this female white-collar worker.

With reveries and doubts, Gu Fei entered his account password.

Then, he boarded the”urban female white-collar worker””This prestige account…

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