Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“Hey, can I watch this live broadcast for free?”

“Wow, Mr. Zhu’s wife has a nice figure. Is the plot getting exciting?”

“What are you old perverts expecting? GoldenEye is a serious show, right?”

After walking out of the room, Mr. Zhu’s wife noticed Gu Fei, the water and electricity maintenance master Niu, and Quanya Furniture after-sales representative Gong Shengyu. At this moment, she realized that she was wearing pajamas.

Her hair was disheveled, her whole body was sweaty, and she looked different. Too elegant.

After listening to her husband’s words, she thought for a while, made up a lie casually, and replied:”My son, Pi, I can’t stand it anymore. It’s so hard to coax him to sleep now. It’s so exhausting!””

“That’s it.”

Mr. Zhu scratched his head. His wife had always taken care of the family affairs and he didn’t interfere.

Just when the atmosphere was slightly awkward, Gu Fei spoke.

“Hello, Mrs. Zhu, I am Gu Fei, the host and reporter of GoldenEye.”

“Your husband reported that the newly purchased furniture at home had quality problems within a month, is that right?”

“ah? Mrs. Zhu was stunned for a moment, as if she had thought of something exciting. When she came to her senses, she nodded and said,”Oh, yes, yes, my husband is in charge of this matter. I don’t know much about it.””

In one sentence, push the matter to the husband.

“Host, look!”Following the current situation, Mr. Zhu pointed to the sofa in the hall and complained,”The pulley underneath the new sofa is not flexible. Not to mention, the sofa is dented in the middle and has poor elasticity!”

Quanya furniture, a big brand, is this it?

Then, Mr. Zhu sat on the sofa and bounced it up and down to verify what he just said.

“It’s really dented, haha, the brand quality is not good”

“Look at the cameraman’s spiritual lens, haha, show it to the brand’s after-sales representative, his face is so ugly!”

“Mrs. Zhu has always been by Mr. Zhu’s side. What a loving couple!”

“Outsiders are here, why doesn’t Mrs. Zhu go to the bedroom to change her clothes before coming out? Is it to give us benefits?”

There are always LSPs whose focus is different from others.

Some water friends even posted comments saying that Mrs. Zhu had disheveled hair just now, was sweating all over her body, her face was red, and she was breathing heavily. The more she looked at it, the more she looked like that, but she was beaten. It’s broken.

That’s it, you know.

Immediately, a female water friend in the live broadcast room jumped out to refute

“Do some people have such dirty thoughts? I am also a stay-at-home mother. I am often so angry with my little ancestor that my hair is disheveled, my face is flushed, and my whole body is sweating.”

“It’s just that you don’t understand how hard it is for women to take care of their children at home. It’s much more tiring than going to work!

Looking at the sofa with quality problems, the after-sales representative Gong Shengyu frowned and explained to Gu Fei:”Host, this sofa did have dents and pulley failures, but the cause may not be quality problems.”

“For example, violent use or improper use may be the case.”

In the eyes of netizens, Gong Shengyu’s explanation is undoubtedly nonsense and alienating the relationship.

“Wow, what is Quanya Furniture’s after-sales attitude? It’s so obvious that their quality is not good?”

“Use of violence? Haha, then you should demonstrate what the use of violence is!”

After seeing all the problems, Gu Fei couldn’t make a hasty conclusion, so he said,”Let’s look at the other problematic furniture.”

To resolve such disputes, we must be objective and fair.

In addition to the sofa and coffee table in the hall, the furniture in question also includes the dining table and chairs, as well as the wardrobe, bed and bedside table in the bedroom.

“The child is sleeping. Let’s look at the dining table first. Mr. Zhu regretted it very much and blindly believed in big brands,”These furniture cost almost 30,000 yuan, but the quality is so bad.””

But before Gu Fei and others took a few steps, they were interrupted by crying coming from the bedroom.

“Wow wow wow!”

The children at home cried

“Huh?”Mr. Zhu discovered that the child’s cry came from the second bedroom next to him.

Not the master bedroom?

“Wife, isn’t the child sleeping in the master bedroom?”

Just now you came out of the master bedroom in your pajamas. I thought the child was sleeping there.

“Oh, that’s right. Mrs. Zhu looked panicked and quickly explained,”I put the child to sleep and then went back to the room. Not long after I entered, you guys came.””

That’s it.

Mr. Zhu breathed a sigh of relief. Since the child was not in the master bedroom, he just brought everyone in.

So, he told his wife:”Wife, you go and coax the child, and I will take the host and others in to see the bed and Wardrobe. I haven’t slept in this bed even a few times. Haha, why is it so out of use?”

“Nothing to see!”Mrs. Zhu was anxious, but it was too late to stop her.

In the blink of an eye, Mr. Zhu opened the door and stepped into the master bedroom.

The bedroom was filled with the smell of perfume and a strange smell.

“smell good.”

Gu Fei’s assistant Xiaoxue, who came with me, moved her nose. Women are always sensitive to perfume.

The double bed in the room was messily strewn with sheets and a few women’s clothes. There were table lamps on the bedside tables on both sides. The

LCD TV was on Opposite the bed, opposite the window, is a large wardrobe

“Host, look. Mr. Zhu touched the center of the bed and said,”How long have you bought it? The mattress has such poor elasticity?””

“And also and. He shook the bed and it made a creaking sound.”It made a noise. What’s the mass?””

I had suppressed a lot of anger and finally found a place to vent my anger.

“Mr. Gong, how do you, Quanya Furniture, think this matter should be resolved?”Gu Fei interviewed Gong Shengyu, and his language was sharp,”You saw it too, it’s obvious”

“Ah this?”

Gong Shengyu was at a loss for words. He had been working in after-sales service for several years and had never encountered such a thing.

It makes no sense that all new furniture has problems!

Vandalism, using the media to extort money?

All kinds of speculations arose in his mind.

Seeing this, there are A group of water friends exited the GoldenEye live broadcast room

“It’s boring. It’s a pity. I’m afraid I’ll never encounter that kind of thing with my aunt again.”

“It doesn’t look good, it’s too ordinary. I’d rather watch variety shows, which are more funny.”

The original audience of tens of thousands was reduced by one-fifth immediately.

Everything was as expected by Director Zhao

“did you see it? Director Zhao proudly crossed his legs and boasted to his assistant,”Just like what I said, GoldenEye is a people’s livelihood program, and the upper limit is not high!””

“It was just good luck with the explosion at the beginning, but what it looks like now is what GoldenEye should be like!”

“There will definitely be no problem with my vision!”

Taking another sip of green tea, Director Zhao continued to watch the live broadcast.

Longjing tea has always been his favorite.

At this time, the live broadcast screen has moved from the bed to the wardrobe

“Poof!”

Suddenly, an inappropriate sound came from the closet, which was extremely harsh in the quiet bedroom.

“what sound? ?”

Gu Fei quickly asked Xiao Wang to point the camera at the wardrobe.

“Let me see!”

Mr. Zhu walked to the closet and opened the sliding door with a snap.

Then, he saw the nightmare of his life.

He saw a man wearing only red underpants, squatting in the corner of the closet and shivering.

“Xiao Wang! Why are you here!”

Mr. Zhu was furious, picked up a fruit knife under the TV cabinet, pointed it at the other person and roared

“Brother, calm down! calm! The man in shorts raised his face, holding his head and explaining in horror,”Brother, put down the knife!” I’m here to fix the faucet.”

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