Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“Uncle policeman, I bought these clothes for fun, really!”

I bought it via express delivery online. As soon as I got it back from Cainiao Station,…

Xiaoguang was so miserable that he couldn’t tell. Why was he caught for soliciting prostitution?

“Ahem.”Officer Li returned the things to Xiaoguang. A maid uniform can’t explain anything. Only by entering the house can we judge.

“Xiaoguang, can you let us go in and take a look now?”

“You didn’t do it, what are you afraid of?”

Officer Li and Officer Zhu sang a duet, taking turns to make Xiaoguang submit.

“All right.”

Xiao Guang knew that this matter couldn’t be stopped, so he just forgot about it. To be honest, there was nothing to worry about. But in his heart, he hated the guy who reported the report!

What bastard reported it when he was full!?

There was a snap. , the lights and the door were opened at the same time.

Shuiyou’s curiosity was at the top of his lungs, and he followed Gu Fei’s camera into the house.

Standing at the entrance, he saw the hall and other walls covered with posters.

“Damn it! Brother, you are awesome. Are you a two-dimensional beautiful girl?”

“Haha, society dies, society dies, the home of the otaku has been exposed!”

“Is this the real reason why Xiaoguang doesn’t want others to enter the house? Is the concentration of the second dimension too high?”

In addition to the posters all over the wall, the wooden shelves on the side are filled with various figures and poses, all of them, without exception, are beautiful anime girls.

“Ah this? Officer Li pointed at a wooden frame of figures in Xiaoguang’s room and joked:”These figures are a little worn.””

Either sexy clothes, or swimsuits, or even ones not suitable for children.

“He wears a little less, and some of them are not wearing anything. He turns out to be an otaku! So cool!”

“Hahaha, it once again refreshed my outlook. Damn it, it turned out to be a misunderstanding?”

“Rich man, can we be friends? This shelf full of figures is not cheap! Say less 10 W’s!”

If this is a two-dimensional world, then it seems reasonable to buy a maid outfit.

Soon, Gu Fei and others noticed a wooden box next to the sofa in the hall. It was 180 cm long, 70 cm wide, and about 50 cm high. It could fit just enough for one person!

“what is that? Gu Fei pointed at the wooden box and asked,”Can it be opened?””

“ah? Okay, I can open it.”Xiaoguang was embarrassed for a moment, then smiled. He’s been exposed anyway, so it doesn’t matter if he shows the brothers in the live broadcast room a look.

Maybe, he can also find some like-minded friends.

The two-dimensional dimension is usually more homely.

“You’re not pretending to be someone else, are you?”

Officer Li walked up quickly and opened the big wooden box.

“Good guy! What a person!”

The police officer’s words shocked the water friends in the live broadcast room. They thought they were murdering people and hiding their bodies.

“Haha, it’s just a dummy, quite realistic.”

Cameraman Wang immediately followed up and showed the dummy in the box.

A life-size silicone doll wearing underwear… with a delicate face and a perfect figure.

“Holy shit! Local tycoon! Do brothers Xiaoguang still lack friends?”

“Physical silicone doll, hehe, if you have money, you will be willful. This one costs tens of thousands of dollars, right?”

“This doll looks so lifelike at first glance!”

After enjoying the sight, the water friends’ attitude changed 180 degrees.

“How could Brother Xiaoguang be a bad guy? His prostitution was pure fiction! Which guy reported it?”

“The person who reported it should come out and admit his mistake quickly. I guess you are also watching the live broadcast, right?”

These LSPs are used to changing their ways.

When everyone had forgotten the purpose of entering the house this time, Gu Fei reminded:”Xiaoguang, what’s going on on your balcony? It looks pink from the outside and it lasts for several days”

“Oh, yes!”Officer Zhu remembered that they were here to handle reports from the masses!

It was precisely because of the ambiguous pink balcony lights that caused this misunderstanding.

“that!”Xiao Guang opened the floor-length curtain that separated the hall and the balcony, revealing the spacious balcony.

Take a closer look and solve the case!

“Are these all plants?”Officer Li squatted down and looked at dozens of pots of unique flowers in the pink light, and said with a smile,”Hey, aren’t these gem flowers?”

“Um. Xiaoguang picked up a pot of emerald green gem flowers and introduced,”I usually grow flowers, and this kind of succulents is the best to grow.””

Seeing this, the water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly realized

“I am growing flowers, haha, they are actually succulents, I never expected them!”

“But why should we use this color of light to illuminate the plants? Is there any explanation?”

It involves professional science, netizens are confused

“Let me explain.”

Gu Fei knows a little bit about this aspect of knowledge.

“If you want to cultivate succulents with perfect color and shape, reasonable sunlight, temperature difference, and water control are necessary.”

“Although this balcony is spacious, the lighting is not good due to its orientation, so the plants need to be supplemented with light.”

“Xiaoguang uses professional LED plant growth lights, which can provide plants with the red and blue spectrum light needed for growth.”

“At the same time, visually, the LED plant light with this combination of red and blue light sources will appear pink in light.”

Understood, the cause and effect

“666! Brother Fei knows everything! Haha, the pink color is actually because it provides light to the plants? Who would have thought?”

“Damn it, you are indeed the omnipotent Brother Fei. How can you come up with such unsophisticated knowledge at your fingertips?”

“It’s over, it’s over, hahaha, it’s a misunderstanding, the reporter is really full!”

Netizens once again admired Gu Fei, and Xiaoguang also worshiped the idol even more!

In the end, it was another laugh

“The plot of GoldenEye is really outrageous. The faucet repair has just finished and it seamlessly connects to illegal transactions in the community. Haha, you call this sex trade?”

“I’ve taken off my pants, are you showing me this?”

As the people’s reports were dealt with, the pornographic transaction became a joke. Officer Li said to Xiaoguang with a slight apology:”Xiaoguang, we are also doing business, I hope you don’t mind.”

“it’s okay no problem.”Xiaoguang waved his hand. He didn’t lose anything.”It’s a misunderstanding. Just resolve it.””

“Misunderstanding misunderstanding.”Officer Zhu patted Xiaoguang’s shoulder,”Then let’s go first, you——”

Officer Zhu looked at the rich two-dimensional style around him and the life-size silicone doll, laughed and said,”You are having fun, we won’t disturb you.”

The moment he finished saying”You are having fun,” Xiaoguang suddenly A crisp voice came from the bedroom.

It’s obviously a female voice!

“Delay… time, things… can’t be done.”

The female voice echoed in the quiet hall and reached everyone’s ears.

Because of the partition of the bedroom door, the sound was not real, but it was real.

“Did you hear that? There seems to be a girl’s voice coming from Xiaoguang’s bedroom?”

“that? No, why does this female voice sound so familiar to me?”

“Damn it, aren’t you a otaku who lives alone? Are all the reports true? Misunderstand? What a misunderstanding!”

“Thinking about it carefully, I am afraid that Xiaoguang has been pretending all along, but unfortunately he failed in the end! The secret is revealed.”

The sudden sound caused the live broadcast room to explode again, and the screen was full of chickens and dogs…

(PS: They are all adapted from real news)

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