Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“Congratulations to the host for acquiring the skill – Karate Champion!”

“Ah this?”The lottery was really exciting, and Gu Fei felt like his whole body was enveloped by a wave of heat. Every muscle burst out with powerful power.

Now, his strength can compete with top karate masters!

“Forget it.”

If you haven’t drawn any attribute points, it’s good to practice some self-defense.

In case you report something you shouldn’t report in the future, it will be useful when you are threatened.

Open the personal panel, and the four major attributes have not changed.

Host: Gu Fei

Temperament: 137 ( Average 100)

Aura: 130 (average 100)

Intelligence: 142 (average 100)

Physical fitness: 145 (average 100)

Skills: Comic master, architect master, karate champion.

Each time you draw, the probability of obtaining skills is 70%, and the probability of obtaining attribute points is 30%

“When can I draw attribute points?”

Don’t look at the explosive popularity of”Golden Eye” hosted by Gu Fei. Compared with the real boss, there is a big gap.

His own temperament and aura also have a lot of room for improvement.

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After one night, this issue of”GoldenEye” became a hot search topic again. repair water���Touhou even occupied the first position despite the trouble caused by countless melon-eating people!

This time, in addition to the top-ranked faucet repair, there are also various memes and jokes that have been popularly searched this time.

The youth version of Lao Wang next door (Lao Wang retires and Xiao Wang rises).

Master Niu, a plumber and electricity maintenance worker (the marriage master has never been in love, can you believe it).

Fei Ge’s three souls are tortured, and there is a hidden university knowledge (the little king next door and the red pants in his birth year).

Two-dimensional otakus are reported (people stay at home, and the pot comes from the sky).

People’s hot searches are all one after another, but you, GoldenEye, are dragging your family with you?

As soon as it was posted, there were a lot of hot searches!

“Hahaha, just a few days after my aunt’s scam, GoldenEye started acting strange again!”

“I have never seen such a ridiculous people’s livelihood news program, GoldenEye YYDS!”

“When I was discovered by Mr. Zhu hiding in the closet, I finally learned that loving someone cannot be hidden. Mrs. Zhu, love tiger oil! ——BY Xiao Wang next door.”

On the Internet, there are a lot of emoticons everywhere.

The little king next door who is hiding in the closet shivering is captioned with the words”Laowang next door youth version”.

There is also the plumber and electricity repairman who has the stars and the sea in his heart, awesome Plus!

Unlucky little Guang also attracted attention and discussion because of his identity as a man in a wealthy mansion.

“Did Mi Huyou see it? Strengthen Keqing has also become a hot search topic, plan to be an individual!”

This is good news for many Genshin Impact fans, because Keqing has become popular again because of Golden Eye.

In addition, netizens have a lot of emotions about Gu Fei’s final summary.

“Brother Fei’s words are so insightful! Very positive energy!”

“Life is not a paper person, go out more often for work and study.”This hot search has been liked and retweeted by the Education Bureau, and has been published across the entire network.

“positive energy!”

This is the evaluation given by the Education Bureau.

The education of young people must be down-to-earth!

Under the auspices of Gu Fei,”Golden Eye” is no longer a simple people’s livelihood news program.

Arriving at the Satellite TV Building, Gu Fei found that the staff There is more admiration in the look in my eyes

“Brother Fei is so strong! The return to satellite TV is just around the corner!”

“Haha, GoldenEye is now the source of happiness for our satellite TV. Yesterday, I saw with my own eyes that Director Zhao fell down laughing.”

Entering their offices, Gu Fei and Xiao Lu gave a few instructions, and then took out the information about their aunt’s incident.

In the afternoon, they had to go to the Xihang Police Station to make preparations.

Seeing Gu Fei’s nonchalant expression, Xiao Xue Come close to Xiaolu’s ear and whisper

“Look at Brother Fei, GoldenEye is on the top of the hot search list again, does he pretend that nothing happened?”

“Maybe this is the boss, how about not laughing the whole time?”

In the two live broadcasts of”Golden Eye”, the host Gu Fei did not laugh once!

In terms of this profession, maybe even the first brother and sister of the satellite TV station can’t do it.

You can always trust Brother Fei!

In the afternoon, Gu Fei went to Xihang as scheduled Police station, doing follow-up reports on my aunt’s fraud.

In the office on the top floor, watching Gu Fei go out, Director Zhao stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling window with a smile on his face.

“Well, very dedicated! Director Zhao nodded with satisfaction and told his assistant:”Let’s give Golden Eye a special driver.””

“Director, since we already have a driver, why not let Golden Eye be on satellite TV as soon as possible? Assistant Ma joked to the inconsistent boss,”Look, this show is popular again!””

“no! Director Zhao righteously refused,”I promised to observe for a month, but I am the leader of the TV station and cannot break my promise!””

“OK, OK, you have the final say.”

Returning to his seat, Director Zhao opened his mobile phone and surfed the Internet with a smile.

Ever since Gu Fei hosted”GoldenEye”, his life has been full of smiles every day.

The only disadvantage is that it is easy to smile too much.……

“Oops, I knew I wouldn’t watch it!”Director Zhao didn’t surf the Internet for a few minutes, and he laughed so hard that he couldn’t stand up straight.

This group of idiot netizens had a great time repairing faucets, and all kinds of second-hand innovations emerged one after another.

“Real faucet repairman, the guy next door: a young guy, wearing only underwear, no equipment, a smooth chin, lewd eyes, addicted to women, and a part-time job in the sewer unblocking business”

“Fake faucet repair, Master Niu: a middle-aged man, simple clothes, professional equipment, sad stubble, deep eyes, see through the world, the marriage master can only talk on paper.”

The comparison of two photos, coupled with a serious explanation text, became popular all over the Internet.

It really makes the reverse meme clear.……

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After arriving at the destination, Gu Fei immediately started the live broadcast.

Seeing the familiar opening lines and the appearance of Gu Fei, the soul character of”Golden Eye”, water friends were like 100-degree water, all boiling.

“Brother Fei is here! This time it is a follow-up report on the aunt incident, and we can see the heroic appearance of the queen of fraud again!”

“Hey, the last three unlucky guys still can’t escape the golden eye!”

But Shuiyou did not see the familiar Officer Li and Officer Zhu from the live broadcast footage.

“Officer Li and the others aren’t here?”

A female police officer on duty answered Gu Fei’s question.

Officer Li and the others received a temporary assignment and just went out. It was a street fight, and I heard it was very loud.

Soon, the last three unlucky guys from the aunt incident entered the room. After the interview, Gu Fei went in to take photos of his aunt sitting in jail.

The follow-up report was a successful conclusion.

“Gee, it refreshed me to see my aunt in jail!”

“Haha, these three unlucky guys were heavily armed in order not to be recognized, so what if it’s a hot day?”

“Let’s go, let’s go, the interview is over.”

After leaving the detention center, Gu Fei had just returned to the lobby of the police station when he saw a huge commotion coming from the gate.

Officer Li and Officer Zhu came back one behind the other, bringing 8 people with them, with serious expressions.

“What happened again?”

Assistant Xiaoxue stared at the eight people who were brought back, and her eyes lit up.

News is coming!

“Lens!”Gu Fei made a gesture and asked the cameraman to work quickly.

Through the golden eye lens, the friends in the live broadcast room saw the familiar police officer Li, and……

“Um? What happened to the eight women?”

“Oh my god, look at it, there is a beautiful woman and seven short and ugly ones, haha!”

There are eight women, one of whom is fair-skinned and beautiful, with a slender figure.

The other seven, their looks and figures are hard to describe.

“What’s going on, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?……”

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