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“O God, who will take in these monsters?”

“Wow, now GoldenEye has really become a gathering place for weirdos, monsters and monsters!”

Three views are completely destroyed. I have never seen such shameless pastoral feminism!

Many female friends couldn’t help but curse in the live broadcast room. The reputation of girls was ruined by this group of pigs.

With this punch, Most people can’t bear it, but Gu Fei is not included

“Can I ask how old you are?”Gu Fei was elegant and calm, and asked the leader a question.

“Our girls’ ages are a secret!”

“If you don’t tell me, I can’t help you.”

“That’s it!”The leader’s IQ was worrying. Gu Fei casually deceived Quan and believed him,”I am 20 years old this year!”

The biological age is 20 years old, the appearance age is 30 years old, and the psychological age is 10 years old.

This is probably the true portrayal of many female boxers.

“At 20 years old, it seems you knew how to box in your mother’s womb.”

One punch has twenty years of skill, but you can’t box in your mother’s womb?

Gu Fei’s sudden venomous remarks made the tense atmosphere in the live broadcast room disappear instantly, and was replaced by laughter.

Why bother with female boxers? If you take it seriously, you will lose. Isn’t it nice to watch a good show?

“Haha, I knew how to box in my mother’s womb, and it was indeed a punch that took twenty years of skill!”

“I wonder how Brother Fei will reason with these guys. Can they really communicate?”

You can never defeat the female boxers with logic and reason, because they themselves are the greatest logic and reason!

After listening to Gu Fei’s words, the female boxers’ heads were filled with big question marks.

I don’t understand what the host meant. It doesn’t matter if you understand or not, Gu Fei was digging a hole for them to jump into.

He took out his mobile phone and showed them a picture. This was a record of the insults in the live broadcast room at that time.

“The anchor is a girl, right? What does it mean to help a male character? Hooking up with a man in the live broadcast room is disgusting!”

“You start a live broadcast and show off every day, and you will embarrass us women!

Pointing at these unsightly insults, Gu Fei asked,”Are you right about these words?””

The evidence is conclusive and cannot be refuted.

“She was wrong, I can’t scold her?”

“Officer Li!”

At this time, Gu Fei suddenly called Officer Li over. He didn’t know what kind of medicine was sold in the gourd.

“Well, I’m listening.”

Officer Li didn’t want to miss Gu Fei’s interview for even a second.

“Officer Li, please help me make a record so that I can help better. After Gu Fei finished speaking, he pretended to comfort him,”Don’t worry, I will definitely uphold justice!””

When they heard that Gu Fei called the police uncle to come over and help, the seven short female boxers couldn’t help but be overjoyed.

This host is quite good!

Taking out a small notebook, Officer Li started to take notes.

Suddenly, Gu Fei heard in his ears speak quietly

“Publicly insulting and slandering others online, what is the crime and what is the punishment? Do you understand?”

“oh!”Officer Li suddenly realized the crime and immediately recorded the crime in his notebook.

Insult and slander!

If you openly insult others online or fabricate facts to slander others, if the circumstances are serious, it constitutes the crime of insult or slander. He shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years, criminal detention, Control or deprive political rights.

Has the female anchor Zhao Yun hooked up with a man in the live broadcast room?

No, so saying that she hooked up with others is slander!

As for insults, the screen is full of insults!

Is this a suitable sentence?

It is extremely suitable!

The two of them had a quiet conversation , all the fans in the live broadcast room listened.

“Holy shit, Brother Fei is so bad. On the surface, he helps these female boxers to seek justice and stands on their side. Good guy, is this a cliche behind the scenes, collecting criminal evidence?”

“Haha, I have never seen this kind of interview. The IQs of these women are worrying, and they don’t even know they were betrayed by Fei Ge.”

In female boxing, you have to hit hard!

A group of law students suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room to educate everyone about the law.

The two crimes are insult and defamation!

That is, the crime of damaging reputation.

Then, Gu Fei continued to guide the topic, Talking about the process from online to offline

“The conflict between the female anchor and you was originally online, but how did it develop offline?”

“Because I know where she lives!”

Another big melon burst out.

“you know? Gu Fei said in a conventional way,”How did you know?””

Good guy, you are a flammable and explosive firecracker.

“Someone found it for me!”

Human flesh, damn it!

Not only is this product unlucky, but the guy who helped her human flesh will also be dealt with seriously by the police in follow-up actions!”

“Oh, it turns out to be human flesh.”Gu Fei said casually, but Officer Li next to him heard it clearly.

Haha, you are so cruel!

Officer Li gave Gu Fei a thumbs up in his heart.

Okay, you interrogate this incident and I record it!

Immediately, Officer Li In the notebook, he wrote: Human flesh search, crime of infringement of citizens’ personal information. In the police officer’s notebook, the sensible cameraman also got the shot.

“Officer Li and Brother Fei work well together, one telling routines and the other recording crimes?”

“Can you still interrogate like this? The golden eye opened my eyes”

“Three crimes, haha, there are multiple human flesh searches, and the crime of infringing on citizens’ personal information!”

These mentally retarded people probably won’t be able to leave the police station today.

As justice continued, Gu Fei asked again:”After you obtained someone else’s address, you entered her home to reason with her, right?”

“Uh-huh!”The women nodded and shook their heads,”She didn’t let us in at that time, haha.”

“So, you did go in, even though the female anchor refused to let you in?”

“yes!”

Good guys, the legally illiterate person blew himself up again.

Calling you pigs is an insult to the pig’s intelligence.

So Officer Li suppressed his laughter and recorded it in his notebook.

“Breaking into a private residence without permission or illegally trespassing into a residence shall result in a prison sentence of not more than three years or criminal detention.”

You guys are so awesome. You only do illegal things.

I can’t stand it!”

“It’s not an Apocalypse tank, but a self-destruct truck?”

In the live broadcast room, Prince Duan once again posted a joke, which was liked wildly by everyone.

“Damn it, you are indeed Prince Duan, one person is inferior to ten thousand people, no one can suppress you except Brother Fei!”

“Prince Duan is right, these seven are not Apocalypse tanks, but self-destruction trucks!”

This joke combines several memes.

In the Red Alert live broadcast by female anchor Zhao Yun, the Apocalypse Tank and the self-destructing truck are both combat units.

The Apocalypse Tank is implying that the seven of them are tanks, and they are the overlords among tanks. Niu Damn it.

The self-destruction truck means these idiots keep blowing themselves up.

I thought you were Apocalypse Tanks, you looked awesome, but you turned out to be vulnerable. Later I found out that it’s not a tank at all, it’s a self-destruction truck!

Except Fei Ge , no one can beat Prince Duan in making jokes!

“Pfft haha! I’m going to die laughing in this live broadcast room! Damn, can you still play like this?”

“Host, you must help us uphold justice! Then, then they sat through the cell……”

Brothers, this is how effective online female boxing is in real life.

Not only was he killed seven to one, but he also blew himself up with confidence during the show.

Fight against the five scum!

“From now on, when everyone sees female boxers on the Internet, I will fuck them to death! Have you seen how weak these people are in reality?”

Gu Fei’s interview with all the tricks made netizens excited.

In just a few minutes, these seven dwarfs committed a lot of crimes, which is breathtaking!

One, two, three, four, everyone is counting

“Is there a lawyer in the live broadcast room? Tell me how many crimes these guys have committed.”

“Holding a knife in public and leading a group of people to cause trouble is very serious, okay?”

Netizens were talking a lot, but the other person involved in the camera didn’t care.

The female anchor Zhao Yun was still drinking tea leisurely and watching a movie.

Water friends were also watching the show, and they also wanted Gu Fei to interview this person.”snow White”

“Brother Fei, don’t forget Sister Zilong!”

“I want to watch Zhao Yun in the Blue Sky, and I want a female anchor!”

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