Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“Jiangnan TV’s 60th anniversary celebration, selection of the most popular host?”

“Selection of the most popular young hosts in the country in 2021?”

Holding the documents in his hand, Gu Fei felt heavy. He knew about these two host selection activities, but the details were unclear.

“Although you are a new host, you can still actively participate. Director Zhao smiled and said,”Everyone in the hosting industry understands the weight of these two awards.” It’s still early, you should understand first.”

The first item, the 60th anniversary celebration of Jiangnan Satellite TV, will be held in November. The selection of the most popular host will also be held at that time.

There are two parts, live and online, comprehensive consideration.

An opportunity to compete on the same stage with one of the TV brothers and sisters.!

The second item is even more incredible, it is nationwide.

The results of the selection of the most popular young hosts in the country in 2021 will be announced on New Year’s Day. It is a competition for young hosts across the country. The most popular one today is undoubtedly The newcomer that CCTV is focusing on training – Wang Bing’er!

This is still too far away for Gu Fei.

He has to become stronger to compete with these big guys.

After lunch in the satellite TV cafeteria, Gu Fei went out because the Golden Eye hotline was free. Take the opportunity to start Douyin live broadcast

“After one night, I have almost one million Douyin fans?”

Gu Fei was stunned. These golden-eyed friends are all true love.”

“Good afternoon everyone.”

Different from hosting the show, now Gu Fei is just like an ordinary person, chatting with a group of netizens

“Good afternoon, Brother Fei!”

“Haha, I finally waited until it started airing”

“Phineas, Phineas, is GoldenEye not on air today?”

The water friend’s question, Gu Fei picked a reliable answer.

“It probably won’t be broadcast today, but if there is an emergency, it will still be broadcast.”

When I’m free, I don’t work for a few days, and when I’m busy, I work several times a day. You can’t say for sure.

What’s important for news is timeliness!

As the number of barrages increases, the style of water friend issues begins to look wrong.

“Brother Fei, my surname is Zhang. My wife is giving birth soon. Can you give my son a name?”

“This water friend, I advise you to take back this sentence, because you are already suspected of breaking the law.”

Gu Fei’s answer raised countless questions.

Damn it, why is it illegal to just ask a random question?

“Don’t you have any idea why it’s illegal? Gu Fei also knew that the friends in the water were joking, so he joked,”Our country prohibits fetal gender identification.””

You haven’t given birth yet, and you’re actually sure it’s your son!”

“Brother Fei, I was wrong! Shuiyou smiled and apologized,”I confess, my wife has actually given birth. My surname is Zhang. Can you give me a name for my son?””

“Let’s call him Zhang Deshuai (handsome).”

As soon as this statement came out, there was a burst of laughter in the live broadcast room.

“Hahaha, he looks handsome, what a good name!”

After naming this friend’s son, Gu Fei joked with another

“Fei Ge, what kind of show do you think GoldenEye is?”

“A people’s livelihood news program”

“But to me it looks like a comedy show, like a sand show. Guys, am I right?”

The friend’s question gradually became irrelevant, and Gu Fei no longer wanted to answer it seriously.

“There are a thousand Hamlets for a thousand readers, so whatever the audience holds in their mind is what they see in Golden Eye. For example, I, Gu Fei, am a positive energy host, so watching GoldenEye is a positive energy program.”

“Do you think what I said is right?”

At first, there was a group of people who objected to the barrage.

Suddenly, the smart water friends understood

“Damn it, Brother Fei is so cunning, digging a hole for us to jump out of!”

“Haha, whatever is in your heart, it will be whatever you see in GoldenEye. So to talk about silly shows and comedy shows is to admit that you are silly and funny.”

“Phineas will always be your Phineas, and I also think GoldenEye is a positive show!”

“Positive energy program!”

The barrages flooded the screen like tens of thousands of migratory birds passing by.

“Fei Ge Fei Ge, although I also think GoldenEye is a positive energy show, why do I feel that this positive energy looks a bit crooked?”

Positive energy can also be distorted?”

“If positive energy is distorted, it is still positive energy. Gu Fei explained,”Don’t you always say that the strange positive energy has increased?””

The chat became more and more joyful, and before he knew it, Gu Fei walked to the vicinity of Chenghua Avenue

“The person in front seems to be talking about a police officer?”

Gu Fei knows each other, Tan Qiao Guo, a traffic policeman, and he came to Jiangnan TV for an interview last time.

This police officer, Tan Qiao, handles urban traffic problems every day, rain or shine.

“Talk about police officers!”

Now that he saw it, Gu Fei immediately went up to say hello.

“Oops, isn’t this the host of GoldenEye!”Officer Tan also had a stomachache from laughing at Golden Eyes for the past two days. People’s livelihood programs are so weird.

Officer Tan’s traffic police brigade has recently taken special action, assigning members to guard major intersections to correct the traffic mistakes of some drivers and passers-by.

“Wow, Brother Fei actually met Officer Tan, a dream collaboration!”

“Brother Fei also wants to experience the traffic police and conduct on-site interviews with passers-by?”

Then there must be a chance!

Officer Hetan chatted for a while on the sidewalk, but he didn’t see any violations.

“Next time we have a chance, how about a linkage between GoldenEye and our traffic police brigade to investigate drunk driving? Officer

Tan suggested:”It’s a people’s livelihood program to remind everyone not to drink and drive. I think it’s very positive!””

“good idea! Gu Fei agreed on the spot,”Then we’ll do what Officer Tan wants. After a while, we’ll coordinate!””

The two talked for a while, and Gu Fei’s cell phone rang.

“Hey, Brother Fei!”The other end of the phone was Xiaolu,”Where are you?” There’s urgent news, we need to get there quickly!”

“What news?”

“that……”Xiaolu hesitated for a few seconds and then asked,”Brother Fei, you have already eaten, right?””

“Eaten early”

“Oh, that’s okay.”

From Xiaolu’s words, Gu Fei understood the urgency of the news.

There was a construction site near Erxian Bridge ahead, Ruilong Bay. Because the tower crane was broken, he asked someone to repair it.

But he didn’t expect that the maintenance worker didn’t know what he had eaten at noon. I couldn’t hold it in on the tower crane, I was leaking!

I took off my pants and pooped directly down at an altitude of dozens of meters…

The scene was too beautiful to imagine.

“Because several people below were hit by shit and the two sides couldn’t argue, let us Golden Eyes go there quickly.”

“……”

Riding on the head to shit, this is a tasteful news.

I’m speechless. Is Golden Eye not normal enough to handle this kind of thing?

“You go right away, directly to the construction site! I’m not far from there, I’ll get there on my own.”

Hanging up the phone, Gu Fei sighed and explained the situation to the water friends in the live broadcast room.

It’s a bit disgusting, I hope everyone can hold on.

After hearing such bizarre news, these water friends all became mute, and it took a long time for them to resume speaking. ability

“Damn it, shit is coming to me, haha, I don’t know which lucky ones they are.”

“Damn, I’m having lunch! vomit! Vomited all!”

“People are walking on the construction site, shit is coming from the sky, and another batch of unlucky people are coming!”