Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“Live in Bengbu, hahahaha. The sand sculpture GoldenEye is back!”

“Positive energy program? People’s livelihood news program? I lied to you! My GoldenEye is just a comedy show, hey!”

No one expected that Ruisheng Real Estate Group would be exposed because of a piece of shit.

Then someone threw dog shit on the general manager’s head.

Good guy, now he’s just smearing dog shit all over the other group’s building!

Working overnight, 80% of it is A gang committed a crime.

The situation at the scene was chaotic, but Gu Fei had to continue broadcasting

“that……”Gu Fei advised the fans in the live broadcast room,”I hope everyone will treat it rationally and don’t do this kind of thing.”

It’s really stinky!

Amidst the laughter and laughter, the GoldenEye live broadcast room ranked first in the popularity of Douyin.

The number of fans is rising at an even more terrifying speed

“After the explosion of Ruisheng Real Estate Group, the chairman has been taken away by Kyoto police for investigation”

“Owners across the country are defending their rights, and the huge compensation is enough to put the company out of business!”

“As of 12 noon today, the stock price of Ruisheng Real Estate Group has continued to fall by the limit and may be delisted.”

Gu Fei’s broadcast was very satisfying.

This program made people realize the fighting power of an excellent media again.

In the golden eye, everyone is a talent and cannot be messed with!

“Feige fans are all over the world, remember, never offend!”

“Today’s water friends are extremely difficult to serve. They need both positive energy from the program and a down-to-earth approach to people’s livelihood. At the same time, it also needs to be humorous and fun. Does such a program exist? exist! That’s right, it’s the Golden Eye!”

This program is coming to an end, and it’s time to say goodbye again.

“Anyone who goes against the people, no matter how powerful you are, will eventually fall!”

“People are doing it, but God is watching, and God will use unexpected methods to impose sanctions!”

“You are really good at shitting on construction sites, the stock price of the real estate group has dropped by the limit!”

“Perhaps, this is the judgment coming from the sky.”

Gu Fei’s final summary was still so funny. He compared shitting to God’s sanction, as if to say: Our Golden Eye is really a funny show.

I believe you are a ghost!

Water friends are happy again and become numb.

“Brother Fei is so fucked up. Shiting is actually a sanction from God. It’s really unexpected.”

“Thanks to the shit guy, he used a piece of shit to sanction a tens of billions listed group!”

Finally, Gu Fei ended this program with familiar lines

“Paying attention to people’s livelihood means focusing on hot topics. This ends this issue of”Golden Eye”. See you in the next issue!”

Golden Eye, this time it was really blown up by netizens!

It spread like a virus, and all major forums and websites were discussing this issue of Golden Eye.

Both the Shit Guy and Master Erxianqiao were respected as heroic fighters by netizens.

It is these two An ordinary man used an extraordinary way to expose the shady real estate industry and brought down the evil Ruisheng Real Estate Group.

It is said to be a good saying that”it smells a bit smelly”

“Shock! Worth tens of billions! The most expensive piece of shit ever!”

“Sanctions came from the sky, shit fell from the sky, and it actually destroyed the Ten Billion Group Building?”

“A murder caused by a piece of shit, the most tragic real estate incident in history.”

It’s all about the popularity, and the media all over the Internet are going crazy!

Now Gu Fei is walking on the street, and there are so many fans asking for his autograph that they can even catch up with celebrities.

There is no suspense that the hot searches in the past few days have once again been highlighted by GoldenEye occupy

“Look, GoldenEye is awesome, the top three are all included!”

“Haha, isn’t the big star in fourth place? I haven’t seen him pull like this in a few days, but he can’t even do the top three?”

Unfortunately, Xiaoxianrou Han Zhengbin is on the hot search again!

Last time I encountered a scam by my aunt, it should be fine this time.

Through secret operations, I finally got to the top spot again.

The whole thing turned out to be shit. news!

“Depend on! Damn it! Han Zhengbin was so angry in the hotel that he smashed the vase and his cell phone,”How can shit even be ranked No. 1 in the trending search?” ?”

This world is too weird. After all, the little fresh meat is left behind.”

“The show GoldenEye is so fucking evil!”

Agent Qian Li almost cried. He spent 1.3 million this time, but he only ranked fourth in the hot search!

Do netizens like heavy tastes now?

Han Zhengbin even had the idea of hyping up his own shit.

No, you’re crazy. Come on!

How can any serious person have this kind of thought?

He was cut off by GoldenEye twice and lost his position as the number one hot search topic.

Han Zhengbin has been ridiculed by netizens as the second best in ten thousand years.

“Big Korean star, hahaha, have you been squeezed out by the Golden Eye again? Actually, the position of the second dick is quite good.”

“Phew, big star, why don’t you change your career and become a comedian? You have to use comedy to defeat comedy. Only by being a little bit silly can you compete with the crappy show GoldenEye.”

…………

After the interview, Gu Fei and the program team immediately took a plane back to Xihang.

Returning to the apartment, I rubbed my sore shoulder muscles and went into the bathroom to take a shower.

After taking a shower and having a casual dinner, the system sounded

“Congratulations to the host for completing a hot news interview and getting a lucky draw opportunity. Do you want to draw?”

“smoke!”

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for acquiring the skill – Makeup Master!”

“……”

I’m a man, is this skill really useful?

“No, no, it will be useful.”Gu Fei thought of the skills he had acquired before and put them all into use.

On the Internet, you can often see beauty bloggers sharing makeup skills.

Generally speaking, they can only make themselves look better, but if they are more awesome, they can imitate celebrities.

The strongest , he can even disguise himself as hundreds of people!

Gu Fei is just a little bit stronger than the strongest.

After receiving the reward, Gu Fei slept until dawn. When he arrived at the Satellite TV Building the next day, the eyes of the employees were even brighter It’s different.

Worship, admiration, envy!

When he came to his office, Gu Fei saw that Director Zhao was actually there.

“Hello, Director!”

“Well, it’s okay. Director Zhao smiled and said,”I’ll just come over and take a look. Do you need anything else from Golden Eye?” If you don’t have enough people, tell me.”

“enough. Gu Fei replied,”If we can return to satellite TV in the future, we can increase the manpower.””

Everyone remembers the one-month deadline.

“Natural and natural.”Director Zhao doesn’t say it, but it’s basically just a matter of time before GoldenEye returns to satellite TV.

When the time comes, I’ll try to get a better time slot.

These few episodes of GoldenEye have also deeply attracted Director Zhao. It’s so damn funny.!

A piece of people’s livelihood news, in the hands of Gu Fei, is so impressive!

“Also, there is a dinner party tonight. Director Zhao invited Gu Fei and said,”At 6 p.m., arrive at the West Lake State Guesthouse, Santan Yingyue Hall on time.””

“Dinner? Gu Fei asked,”Did the director invite you?””

“no no. Director Zhao smiled and waved his hands, remaining mysterious,”You’ll know who it is when you get there.””