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“Hello everyone, today, I will share the secret of success with you for free!”

“Bang bang bang!”There was thunderous applause from below. In the eyes of these people, the fortune teller is like the God of Wealth.

After a pause, he gestured with his hands for everyone to stop applauding.

Be quiet! Everyone be quiet!

Look at my show-off!

“Show your sister!”Seeing the fortune teller transform into the master of MLM, the delivery boy was furious.

But thinking that this guy would be caught soon, he felt more balanced.

Unfortunately, his girlfriend Xiaohan became a permanent pain in his heart.

Love is a pain that can breathe!

After seeing everyone quiet, the fortune teller went on the road of showing off

“Everyone who comes to our prosperous and prosperous family always has only one purpose!”

“make money! Make big money!”

“Money is not all powerful! Right everyone?”

The master asked rhetorically, allowing everyone to participate personally.

“right!”

The response from the audience was loud and firm.

“but! It’s absolutely impossible without money!”The master’s voice increased, and he waved his arm like a knife, analyzing the essence of society like a sharp blade.

“Everyone must believe, believe in me today, Mr. Zheng’s today, is everyone’s tomorrow!”

The master never ends his words and leaves no room for hesitation.

“We are still in the process of starting a business and developing. Everyone sitting here is the backbone member of our big family!”

“Our family will get bigger and bigger, and we will be the parents of everyone in the future!”

“There will be dozens, hundreds, or thousands of members below you! It’s all under your control!”

“In ancient times, you were princes and overlords!”

Good guy, you are really awesome.

Many start-up companies are like this. You are all the core personnel. When the company becomes bigger and stronger in the future, you will inevitably be popular and popular. It is a big cake that is beautiful but cannot be eaten.

After talking for a while, the master asked Everyone is free to ask questions.

Only with participation can acceptance be accepted

“Grandmaster!”A male member raised his hand and asked,”Is there really no way out of working? Finance is the best way to start a business?”827″”

“Yes.”The master sighed and said,”Unfortunately, there is no way out for working in today’s society.”

It is impossible to work part-time, even in this life.” The master said while sharing his experience of working part-time.

To get closer, use rhetoric

“I think back then, I worked in a factory, but my boss delayed my wages. Until the factory closed down, I didn’t get a penny!”

“wake up! Society has long been on the verge of reform. You should know how many companies close down every day! How many workers are unemployed, how many bosses have jumped off the building!”

Cruel, society is too cruel

“But have you ever seen a financial building collapse?”

“Finance is the foundation of the country. It’s not me who won’t let it fail, it’s the country who won’t let it!”

“With the country as our strong backing, we have nothing to fear and move forward bravely! Not afraid of difficulties!”

Moving out of the national system makes members feel safe, which is also a special routine of this organization.

“Mastering finance means mastering wealth! Now, we are standing on the cusp of the storm, and with just a little bit of wind direction, we can take off!”

“Join us and you can become a trend-setter!”

“The next billionaire is among us!”

The audience applauded for a long time, and they were all brainwashed.

When the audience was immersed in the dream of getting rich, Gu Fei raised his hand and asked:”Master, there is something I don’t know whether to say or not?”

“Then stop talking!”The master had a straight face and a serious expression.

“？？？？？？”

Ha ha ha ha!

The friends in the water immediately fell in love with the movie and laughed to death.

“Let me tell you, this master doesn’t play according to the routine. Fei Ge said it should be said or not, but others just said stop talking.”

“Pfft, Brother Fei was also stunned, right? Haha, this master has a personality, I don’t know if I should talk about it, okay, don’t talk about it!”

Soon, the master said the second half of the sentence

“If you don’t have confidence in something, then why talk about it? Don’t ask whether you should talk or not. If you have doubts about yourself and are not confident, then don’t talk!”

What you say makes sense, but I am speechless.”

“Remember, we need to have confidence! If you have anything to do, just tell me! Do not ask!”

Master is indeed an elite model among swindlers. Please pay homage to all water friends!”

“Good master!”

Gu Fei said he understood, you bad old man is indeed very bad.

“Master, what I want to say is that during the global subprime crisis, there was a wave of bank failures abroad, and the number of bankrupt financial groups was as high as 600!”

“There have also been bank failures in China, and financial product crises have occurred many times.”

Good guy, you are a professional troublemaker, right?

“So Master, I think the financial building is not safe.”

Gu Fei explained, causing the whole audience to fall into silence.

They were stunned. Is this still a MLM scene?

Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, and when hesitation appeared in the eyes of these fools, the master clapped his hands suddenly and shouted:”Rumors! These are all rumors! You have been brainwashed by the unscrupulous media!”

A pyramid scheme says that others are brainwashed, but it’s really your fault

“Is that so? Gu Fei pretended to suddenly realize,”The media is really without quality.””

I complained about myself, and the laughter continued one after another. It was a very formal brainwashing pyramid scheme, but Gu Fei made it extremely weird.

After stabilizing the situation, the master asked the members to continue speaking.

“Master, why are our conditions so poor now? Starting a business is so hard.”

This time the question was asked by a girl with very low academic qualifications. She had no sense of existence after entering MLM.

“Good question! The master smiled and said,”No, that’s right!””

“No career can be smooth sailing from the beginning!”

“No pain No gain!”

The familiar routine made netizens laugh.

Haha, this master is very eloquent, and his ability to mobilize emotions is first-rate.

No wonder he used to tell people’s fortunes and cheat money.

The master’s professional performance continued:”Do you know the richest man in our country? In the past, he slept on the floor and ate instant noodles. The conditions were even more difficult than ours! Relying on talent and hard work, we built a business empire step by step!”

“And the first group of people who joined him are now all billionaires, even worth billions!”

Envy, all the MLM staff at the scene had stars in their eyes.

They were bragging without drafting.

The richest man refuted the rumors: No, I didn’t! I didn’t sleep on the floor or eat instant noodles!

Watching the master’s inflammatory speech, Officer Li whispered to Gu Fei:” I said, can so many people believe this kind of thing?”

“The world is such a big place and there are always some people who are deceived. Gu Fei explained,”We don’t believe it, which means we are not the other party’s target group. They want to find people who believe in them. With so many people in our country, how many target groups will there be?”

Just because you don’t fall for it doesn’t mean that others don’t believe it.

No matter how old-fashioned the scam is, some people will still fall for it?

The same is true for pyramid schemes.

“major! Officer Li gave Gu Fei a thumbs up,”You can say more than this MLM master!””

“correct. Officer Li looked around and lowered his voice again,”Our people have already laid an ambush outside and are preparing to break into the community.””

Master, right? Go give your speech in prison.

If you can talk truth to a group of criminals, you are considered great.

After talking for a few more minutes, the master stretched out his hand and revealed his golden watch.

“see it! This gold watch costs 600,000!”

“see it! How thick is this gold chain!”

“My car is a Mercedes-Benz, worth millions! My house is a large flat-floor house, costing more than 5 million!”

“Are you envious?”

“envious!”The brainwashed personnel shouted in unison

“You don’t have to be envious! As long as you work hard, my today will be your tomorrow!”

“In addition to you elites, our family already has more than 200 members!”

“Our prosperous and prosperous family will surely move towards common prosperity and be at the forefront of the times!”

“Again, tomorrow you will thank yourself for working hard today!”

All kinds of inspirational words are used by masters to brainwash people in pyramid schemes.

“Grandmaster!”

The MLM staff all had red eyes. None of them had ever been so moved by their parents.

“Sleeping on the floor today! Be the boss tomorrow!”

The master raised his arms and shouted, and the whole audience responded wildly.

“come on! come on! come on!”

The sound of stomping feet shook the heaven and the earth, as if an earthquake was coming.

“effort! effort! effort!”

The slogan soared ninety thousand miles and flew into the towering sky.

“Get rich! Get rich! Get rich!”

Driven by belief, these people only see greed.

I want to make a lot of money!”

“We are a prosperous and wealthy family!”

The speech ended, making people feel hearty and soul-stirring!

After the devilish and brainwashing master finished speaking, all netizens were stunned.

“Fortunately, I have strong concentration and almost blended into it. It was so magical!”

“Damn it, this master is really a fortune teller, he talks one thing after another”

“The part where Brother Fei interrupted, haha, the way the master looked dumbfounded made me laugh to death.”

The master completed his mission, and then Mr. Zheng made the final summary. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

After saying this, it was time for him to leave.

The real glory and wealth are now wait for him

“What the master said made me very emotional! Mr. Zheng said sternly,”I have also come this way step by step. Come on, everyone!””

“yes! Mr. Zheng!”

“Remember, never give up on yourself! The me of today is the you of tomorrow!”[]

“Farewell Mr. Zheng!”

Everyone lined up again to watch Mr. Zheng and the Grandmaster leave.

But before leaving, Mr. Zheng had one more important thing to do.

He walked up to Gu Fei and said with a smile:”From now on, you will manage this place. If there are any problems, please report directly ask me.”

After saying that, he took out a business card and handed it to Gu Fei

“young people! I’m optimistic about you! come on!”Mr. Zheng asked Gu Fei to go to the door with him and explain some management matters.

Turning around, Mr. Zheng, Gu Fei, and the master walked towards the door.

“With a bang, the master knocked on the door��

Just when they were about to take that step – suddenly, several people in uniforms appeared at the door.

“stop! Don’t move!”

Shocked! Shocked!

Mr. Zheng turned around and shouted to Gu Fei and Master:”Xiao Fei, Master, hurry up! Rush out with me!”

In Mr. Zheng’s mind, he even imagined the big chase scene between police and gangsters in Hong Kong movies.

The true nature of a hero!

He broke out of the siege and was still a good man!

“Hit you!”

Gu Fei kicked up and tripped the leader, Mr. Zheng, to the ground. Using a tiger-catch style, he pinned the opponent firmly to the ground.

Have you watched too many police and gangster movies?

“？？？”

Mr. Zheng’s mind is full of questions.

In a daze for a second, the master was also controlled by the police

“Don’t move, everyone squats down with their heads in their hands!”

Officer Li took out his pistol and pointed at the ceiling to warn!

“Ahhhh! police!”This group of MLM people were scared to death and immediately squatted down with their heads in their hands.

But Brother Chen, who had already become an undercover police officer, did not do this. 0…

“you!”Officer Li pointed at Brother Chen and asked him to squat down with his head in his hands.

Are you sensible, do you want me to remind you?

“Sir police officer! Brother Chen shouted to Officer Li,”Didn’t I make meritorious service for my crime?””

“Two different things! Squat down first!”

“oh! good!”Brother Chen followed the instructions dejectedly.

After hearing the conversation between Brother Chen and Officer Li, Mr. Zheng was so heartbroken that he raised a white-eyed wolf!

“You traitor!”

Looking at Officer Li and Gu Fei who was subduing him, Mr. Zheng was even more upset.

“Infernal Affairs, it is impossible to guard against it! You are actually the spies who broke into our army!”

After successfully arresting the leader and senior management of the MLM gang, the police officers filed in and took all those involved back to the police station for further interrogation.

At this time, police cars were already parked outside the community.

The sirens of Ulu Ulu attracted a large number of residents Onlookers.

They gathered around and whispered to each other. There were hundreds of them.

“What’s going on here, so many police cars?”

“I know, it’s a pyramid scheme, and GoldenEye is live broadcasting it!”

“Wow, the scene was so exciting. Let me tell you, you haven’t seen Fei Ge’s cool moves!”

After a while, the police came out, suppressing the leader and senior management.

The other MLM members were also taken out one by one.

Seeing this group of gorgeous women and a few dejected men, the neighbor’s aunt started nagging them.

“Ouch, you are so shameless, you are actually selling prostitutes in the community!”

“It must be so. There are so many coquettish women and mentally depressed men. What else can they do? It is definitely the erotic business.”

This is how rumors come about.

Society dies, society dies again.

More and more people are watching, and many of them know the truth.

“Haha, I saw it, Brother Fei and Officer Li are coming out!”

“Wow, Brother Fei is so handsome! Take a photo quickly!”

But among these fans, there is one person who is very strange.

He wears a peaked cap and a large mask covering most of his face, only revealing a pair of sharp eyes. He holds melon seeds in one hand and puts them into his mouth with the other.

He looks like a melon-eating crowd. That’s probably the case

“Hahaha! I have never laughed so much!”

He has been on the run recently, and his only pleasure is watching the ridiculous show GoldenEye.

Ever since his aunt’s incident got him into trouble, he has been unable to get out. He happened to be nearby today, so he braved the chance to come over and have a look.

“I’m wearing a mask, do you guys recognize me?”

Exciting!

He likes to play intense games, just like many criminals like to return to the scene of the crime after committing a murder and watch the police and detectives helplessly embarrass themselves.

Seeing his idol Gu Fei at such a close distance is also one of the joys of his escape life.

“Here it comes, Brother Fei is out!”

This special fan kept looking at Gu Fei, and Gu Fei also noticed the other person’s gaze very keenly.

“Who?”

Officer Li also looked there.

He stopped and the expression on his face became more and more solemn.

“this person?”Officer Li stared at the other person’s eyes. The more he looked, the more frightened and familiar he became.

This figure and height, these terrifying eyes!

It’s unmistakable!

You can’t hide the killing intent in a person’s eyes!

The whole police station is covered with stickers on him avatar, a vicious gangster!

“He is a fugitive murderer!”

The moment the passionate Officer Li said these words to Gu Fei, he rushed towards the opponent like a bullet.

He wanted to strike first to defeat the enemy, but unfortunately the opponent was extremely vigilant.

This 0.0 type of criminal can pay attention to every little sign of trouble around him. So I’ve been on the run for several months.

Why didn’t Officer Li take out his pistol?

Because… because it’s hard to explain. Let’s wait until the criminal is caught.

“not good!”

The murderer is puzzled. You can recognize me like this. I would have worn a pair of sunglasses.

Throw down the melon seeds in your hand.

Run away!”

“Chase!”Gu Fei also chased the other party, faster than Officer Li.

Since he was still wearing bugs and cameras, the live broadcast did not end.

Everyone in the live broadcast room knew that the other party was a fugitive murderer.

“What’s going on? There’s a murderer among the onlookers?”

“In the past, there was a singer’s concert to catch fans of wanted criminals, but now Fei Ge’s GoldenEye live broadcast is to catch fans of murderers?”

It’s wonderful to be inherited from the same origin.

“Goldeneye is awesome! Damn, what a murderer! This guy is so courageous that he would give up his life just for the sake of it!”

“Curiosity kills the cat, eating melons kills people!”

A chase battle between police and robbers has been staged on the streets of Xihang

“stop!”

Officer Li ran ahead, but Gu Fei quickly passed him.

The gangsters running for their lives in front felt a mixture of joy and sorrow in their hearts when they saw their idol Gu Fei rushing towards them.

I am your fan, but I don’t want to be caught by you!

However, Gu Fei was too fast. He knows he can’t run away

“It was you who forced me!”

The murderer fan took out a dagger and rushed to the supermarket door.

He took hostages!

He put them to death and survived!

“Found the target!”

Immediately, the murderer rushed towards a girl walking with a supermarket bag with a knife.

Her fragile body was the perfect hostage!

In less than two seconds, the murderer successfully put the knife on the girl’s neck.

“It’s over, it’s over! A friend in the live broadcast room cried with sadness,”This girl is so unlucky, I hope she is okay!””

“This is a murderer. If provoked, everyone will definitely die!”

The Golden Eye program suddenly encountered the biggest crisis since its launch!”