Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“I’ll tell you! I’ll tell you!”

The first person to confess is the fortune teller. He thought you had some backbone based on your dress, but you turned out to be a weakling.

“This bastard deceived me!”

The fortune teller raked his hands, pointed at Mr. Zheng beside him and cursed:”Comrade police, I am also a victim!”

The master took off his sunglasses, his eyes filled with tears of regret.

Pretend, keep pretending!

“The black eats the black.”Gu Fei said clearly to the master,”Master, if you want to be lenient or strict, I advise you to think clearly before speaking.”

“Mr. Zheng. Seeing that the MLM leader didn’t say anything, Officer Li asked,”Do you agree with what this fortune teller said?””

“hehe. Mr. Zheng finally saw the master’s true face,”Do you believe it?””

“Do not believe. Officer Zhu shook his head with a smile and gave the master one last chance.”Master, we don’t believe it. I’ll give you another chance to organize your words. Take advantage of it.””

Exercise pressure!

The inner ideological struggle continued. After a while, the sweating master finally spoke.

“I used to be a fortune teller”

“Know. Gu Fei reminded,”Master, have you ever told a person’s fortune before, saying that he would be wearing a yellow robe and have a good meal in his natal year?””

“In the end, he also defrauded the other party of 3,000 yuan.”

“That seems to be the case.”The master recalled,”That young man was quite simple and easy to deceive.”

At this time, the delivery guy who was watching the Golden Eye live broadcast wanted to vomit blood.

You damn fortune teller, don’t forget to insult me at this time, right?

Water friends, I feel sad for the delivery guy in the underworld again.

“Miserable! The younger brother’s girlfriend is a laid-off female worker at a bathing center, and now the fortune teller who has been arrested says he is simply easy to deceive.”

“Negative energy +10086! Don’t say it’s spicy! Don’t say it’s spicy! Master, have mercy!”

This MLM incident is too bizarre and tortuous.

One link follows another, and you don’t know the result until the end.

Even now, no water friends can guarantee that the sand sculpture will end here.

“Master, to tell you the truth, the guy who came to you for fortune telling is now a rice ball delivery boy.”

“Yes, my little brother is indeed wearing a yellow robe now, and he eats big fish and meat. Officer Li continued what Gu Fei said,”Master, you are quite accurate in fortune telling. Why are you thinking of doing a pyramid scheme?””

“MLM is really not my fault.”

The master strongly denied that he joined the gang halfway.

“You can ask the person next to me about this, he is the founder of MLM!”

“I am indeed the founder.”Mr. Zheng has more integrity than the master. He may have watched more hot-blooded movies,””But it is the master who will carry forward the organization.””

“You have also seen how wonderful the master’s speech was. Without him, how could so many people be willing to join MLM?”

There’s no way you can run away, I’ll drag you into the water!

Dog bites dog, let’s see who lets go first

“you!”

The master pointed at Mr. Zheng, his eyes as wide as bells.

“what?”Mr. Zheng is so angry that he has nowhere to vent his worries.

It’s over anyway, and he has a backing up so he won’t be alone.

It doesn’t matter whether you fight or not. Let’s explain the matter first.

“Tell me, how did you meet each other and how did you expand MLM?”

“A year ago, I met him as a fortune teller.”The master said in detail,”He thought that my eloquence would help me get the materials quickly, so he took me to his den to have a look.”

It was very shabby at that time. Apart from Mr. Zheng, there was only Brother Chen and two or three team members.

“I know about MLM, it’s very profitable if done well.”

The master’s greed starts from his heart, and evil comes from his courage.

How much money can you cheat by telling fortunes?

It’s all cheating anyway, so let’s cheat the big one!

I also want a small island villa.

The two hit it off and started a criminal cooperation.

Then Mr. Zheng is responsible for operations, and the master is responsible for motivating morale and improving team cohesion.

In terms of sharing, excluding necessary expenditures, the two people share the accounts in a clear way.

Mr. Zheng is sixth, and the master is fourth.

“Am I interesting? Mr. Zheng smiled at Gu Fei and the others,”A founder gives 40% of profits to others!””

“Are you still proud? Officer Li slammed the table and cursed,”Do you know how many families and how many young people you’ve ruined with the money you cheated?””

“I just want to make money.”Mr. Zheng only has money in his eyes now.

The love he once had? It’s long gone.

After learning about their MLM development history, Officer Li investigated the master’s details.

“Say, where is all your stolen money?”

“A large one-story house, a Mercedes-Benz, and some scattered clothing and supplies”

“Where is the extra?”

“Deposited, this is a bank card.”

The master took out a bank card from his crocodile wallet.

“Um. After taking the bank card, Officer Li asked again,”Does your family know what you did?””

“My parents died when I was young and I grew up in an orphanage.”The master lacked love since he was a child and grew up to be immoral.”I am 50 years old this year. I have a wife and a 20-year-old son who is studying in college away from home, but neither of them knows about me.”

It’s a good thing that you have some conscience and didn’t drag your family into the water.

The master has almost finished explaining, and now it’s Mr. Zheng’s turn.

The water friends are very curious about Mr. Zheng’s past.

“Come on, come on, why does Mr. Zheng hate women who have stumbled so much?”

“Mr. Zheng is awesome. When I think about Xiao Rong and Xiao Mei’s fight, I want to laugh. Haha, there are still men who don’t know about plastic wrap surgery?”

“This MLM leader was too naive, so he was deceived by Xiao Rong. But he is not simple. Can a simple person start a pyramid scheme?”

What a complicated guy.

The master has got down, now it’s your turn

“Mr. Zheng. Gu Fei was the first to ask,”Can you tell me why you started a pyramid scheme?””

“In fact, I have been deceived into pyramid schemes before.

Mr. Zheng confessed:”I am 41 years old this year, and I was deceived when I was in my twenties.””

Young and ignorant, he went from his hometown in the countryside to the city to work hard, but was blocked one after another in finding a job.

By chance, he was recommended by an older brother to join a pyramid selling group.

Make a lot of money!

“Moving on, what happened next?”

Later, Mr. Zheng worked his way up from the younger brother to the second-in-command position in the organization.

Unfortunately, the MLM gang was banned a year later, but all the stolen money was pocketed by Mr. Zheng because the boss was arrested and imprisoned.

In the early days, the gangsters took advantage of the gangsters. Already skilled

“I was lucky enough to escape.”

Then Mr. Zheng used the money to start a company.

The scale never increased. Maybe he was not the material to run a legitimate business.”

“Later, the company got worse and worse and went bankrupt.”

Mr. Zheng was 36 years old that year and returned to the stage of accomplishing nothing.

“So you went back to your old business and started an MLM?”

“right.”Mr. Zheng explained everything,”A few years later, I founded the current Ronghua Wealth Family.”

Magic slogans, devilish actions, infinite brainwashing

“Well, consider yourself honest. Officer Li began to conduct an in-depth investigation:”Then do your family members know that you are doing these things?””

“My parents passed away more than ten years ago, and I don’t have any contact with relatives in my hometown.”

“where’s your wife?”

“I don’t have a wife!”

“Where is your lover?”

“I don’t have a lover!”

“Then who is Xiao Rong in the MLM organization? ? Officer Li stood up and shouted,”Say it!””

“She’s an asshole!”Mr. Zheng was so furious that he jumped up from his chair.

Officer Li’s words touched his nerves.

All the water friends were shocked. Isn’t GoldenEye a comedy show? Why did it smell like gunpowder smoke?

“Mr. Zheng is awesome���, you are in the interrogation room of the police station, how dare you talk to Officer Li like this?”

“This man seems to particularly hate women like Xiaorong and Xiaomei. Could it be that……”

Officer Li was unexpected by Mr. Zheng’s huge reaction.

“Mr. Zheng, you hate professional women like Xiao Rong and Xiao Mei, right?”

Gu Fei sat in his seat and could see clearly

“That’s right! Mr. Zheng sat back on his chair and said bitterly,”This kind of woman has harmed countless men!””

“Then you hate Xiaorong so much because she cheated on your feelings?”

“That bitch actually lied to me and said it was her first time! Mr. Zheng clenched his fists tightly, his whole body trembling with anger,”She deceived my feelings and also deceived my body!””

This is the first time I heard such remarks.

“What the hell? Officer Li took a deep breath and continued to ask,”You mean, Xiaorong not only deceived your feelings, but also deceived your body?””

“Mr. Zheng, could it be that you have never been in love before?”

“Talked about it! Mr. Zheng gritted his teeth and replied,”But those women are shameless!” I am a traditional man who only wants traditional love!”

“Tradition! ?”

Confused, an unknown premonition is online.……

“What happened to tradition? Mr. Zheng stared,”I hate this materialistic society. I hate women who don’t know how to behave. I also hate promiscuous men!””

“Where have all the traditional virtues of our country gone? Shouldn’t two people who love each other give the most precious time to each other?”

Suddenly, the entire network was speechless…

Although what you said makes sense, you are the leader of a pyramid scheme, you are a criminal, and you actually talk to us about the country’s traditional virtues?

Damn your traditional virtues! You have no qualifications!

“I have always told myself that I should give my most precious things to the woman I love most!”

“oh! Officer Li suddenly realized,”It’s your first time with Xiao Rong, but it’s not Xiao Rong’s first time?”” (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

“right! Mr. Zheng was overwhelmed by anger,”So she is a bastard!””

Seeing Mr. Zheng’s performance, the police chief outside the interrogation room touched his forehead and felt very headache.

“I had an ominous premonition that the Golden Eye would definitely not be simple. Look, it is another weird thing!”

Obviously he is a pyramid scheme leader who has done countless evil things, (adae), but he has absolute mysophobia when it comes to his feelings.

Eighty percent of such people have encountered misfortune when they were young.[]

Mr. Zheng’s impassioned speech amazed netizens

“As expected, those who can get the golden eye are all weird, but Mr. Zheng is actually a pure and dedicated good man?”

“Damn it! What kind of magical plot has a bastard talking to us about traditional virtues?”

“I’m so pissed off. Brother Fei quickly investigates Mr. Zheng’s past. He’s definitely another big guy!”

The friend’s request was met by Gu Fei!”

“Mr. Zheng, calm down first.”Gu Fei tried to get into the other person’s heart and comfort his injured soul,”I can understand how you feel!”

“Can you understand? Mr.

Zheng smiled and nodded.

“Hey, to be honest with you, I make money mainly so that I can marry a good wife and share a happy life with me.”

“Tell me how you were deceived by Xiaorong.”

You two are naughty. Mr. Zheng deceived Xiao Rong into joining a pyramid scheme, and Xiao Rong deceived Mr. Zheng about his feelings. They are a perfect match!”

“The main reason is that I am too naive.”Mr. Zheng shook his head,”After she entered MLM, she pretended to be very innocent.”

“I think girls who can be deceived into MLM must be innocent. After getting along for a short time, I felt more and more that she was the other half I wanted to find.”

“But in the end, she was still the same as the women I had come into contact with before, just a superficial person!”

“Stop it! Officer Li stretched out his hand and made a stop gesture,”You said that she has a special profession like the women you have come into contact with before?” ?”

“That’s right! Mr. Zheng has always had a long-cherished wish,”If possible, I would like to destroy all silver-selling organizations around the world!””

“It is this kind of guy who is in the flesh business who is destroying the traditional virtues of women in our country!!”

“……”

I, I don’t know what to say…

Officer Li was speechless

“Let me correct you. In ancient times, when there were traditional virtues, there were still green buildings.”

Gu Fei’s abrupt words released laughing gas in the live broadcast room.

“Ha ha ha ha! Brother Fei can always have a vicious tongue. Sorry Mr. Zheng, the ancient times you admire also have… Haha, what the hell is a blue building?”

“This man’s brain was definitely kicked by a donkey when he was a child. He’s so stubborn!”

But Mr. Zheng couldn’t listen at all.

“It’s different there. There are people who are performing arts but not people.”

“never mind.”Gu Fei���Trying to convince this guy is a waste of time,”You should tell me about the women you have been in contact with before.”

I don’t know why, but the style of the GoldenEye live broadcast is abnormal again.……

“The only reason why I have reached this point is that this society is too dark and those women are too shameless!”

Mr. Zheng fell into long-lasting memories. With his head missing, he started to introduce himself.”

“When I was a child, I lived in a rural area. When I was ten years old, I accidentally saw my neighbor’s eldest sister taking a bath in the river.”

“She was 18 years old, at her most beautiful age, and was my first love.”

Knowing that the neighbor’s eldest sister went to bathe in the river every now and then, Mr. Zheng would peek every time.

Water friends have all experienced the youthful ignorance in childhood.

A month later, the neighbor’s eldest sister’s face changed every time she met Mr. Zheng. There was a strange smile on her face.

It was as if she knew Mr. Zheng was peeking at her.

“This kind of life lasted for two months, and I fell in love with the big sister next door more and more deeply.”

“Until one evening, I heard something I shouldn’t have heard at the door of my sister’s house.”

A teenage child quietly peered through the window after hearing the sound and saw what was going on inside.

Fifteen minutes later, the neighbor’s eldest sister and an ugly middle-aged man walked out of the house.

The ugly man handed his sister a sum of money. Money.

The nightmare began…

In the next month, ten-year-old Mr. Zheng could see different men coming out of the neighbor’s eldest sister’s house almost every day.

Drop a sum of money and leave with satisfaction.

Send customers away once Later, the neighbor’s sister noticed Mr. Zheng

“You kid!”The eldest sister pulled Mr. Zheng with a half-smile and walked home,”Sister, let me show you something nice, okay?”

As he said this, he wanted to be indecent to Mr. Zheng.

“Wow wow wow!”

At that time, Mr. Zheng was so frightened that he couldn’t stop crying and ran away.

The severe psychological shadow and emotional mysophobia were left from that time.……

“……”

I’m speechless, everyone has nothing to say

“Ah, this… this kind of thing is indeed too heavy for a ten-year-old boy.”

“In the beginning, when I was young and ignorant, my first love, the big sister next door, actually did that kind of thing, well… you are miserable.”

But Mr. Zheng’s tragedy continues.

People with golden eyes are best at”self-introduction”.

When he grew up, he left the countryside for the city.

Soon he met a sister who was 2 years younger than him.

“She is very innocent and is my first official relationship besides my first love.”

Mr. Zheng’s sweet dream was quickly destroyed again.

“But, she also cheated on me!”

Not long after the two dated, Mr. Zheng accidentally saw his beloved sister on the street.

The sister was intimate with a middle-aged man and even entered the hotel together…

Angry! But Mr. Zheng chose to continue to follow!

The next day, the third day , on the fourth day, this sister went into the hotel with different men……

“Let me go. Is this okay? Mr. Zheng, have you stepped on the negative buff? Are you specifically interested in having a relationship with that kind of woman?”

“My girlfriend leaves the hotel with different men every day……”

“Green green green! It turns out you are the cuckold king!”

The tragedy did not stop. Mr. Zheng had three relationships.

The result was that the woman was in that kind of profession.

It may not be the woman’s fault, it’s just that you are blind…

At this point, Mr. Zheng suddenly burst into tears.

He It’s so difficult!

What a bad fate, why can’t I be separated from that kind of woman?

“It turns out that the delivery boy is not green at all. Look at Mr. Zheng!”

“There is a green grassland above the head, and countless men shed tears when they saw it!”

Who can be worse than you?

But this cannot be the reason for your crime!

After knowing Mr. Zheng’s tragic past, it took Officer Li a long time to come back to his senses.

He is indeed a weird Golden Eye, who are they!

Mr. Zheng’s tragic experience , which made the fortune teller next to him unable to resist.

“Ha ha ha ha!”

“This is so funny. Do you want to laugh me to death?”

I can’t stand it. Master has never seen a man with such a green head.

“Why are you laughing?”

Mr. Zheng rolled his eyes, but he couldn’t stop the fortune teller from laughing.

“Okay, be quiet! Officer Li asked,”Mr. Zheng, let’s not talk about the past. Let’s talk about the present. Where is your stolen money!””

“Part of it is spent and part of it is deposited in the bank. I also converted some of it into cash for insurance purposes and hid it in my hometown house.”

“Say, where is your hometown?”

“My hometown is No. 15, Shiyuan Village, Shuixi Township, Xitou Town, Linyu County.”

Hearing this place name, the fortune teller was stunned.

“etc.”The master was confused,”I remember my wife’s hometown, it seems to be Shuixi Township, Xitou Town, Linyu County���No. 16 Yuancun?”

“Um? Always feel like something is wrong?”.