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“What the hell? What happened to Manager Cao?”

“Why did Manager Cao go berserk after hearing Mr. Sima say the other party’s name?”

The situation at the scene was instantly chaotic. Manager Cao changed from an amiable and elegant middle-aged man to a madman who screamed and killed.

He yelled”I will kill you” while rushing towards Mr. Sima.

If Gu Fei hadn’t stopped him quickly with his quick eyes and hands, ,The consequences could be disastrous

“You beast, if you dare to taint my daughter, I will kill you!”

No matter how disobedient and rebellious my daughter Cao Nimei is, she is still my darling.

When she was a child, she was also a caring little cotton-padded jacket.

But when she grew up, she somehow became a black-hearted cotton-padded jacket.

“Cao Nimei, is she your daughter? Mr. Sima’s face was like a bitter gourd,”Uncle, uncle, don’t misunderstand me!””

In order to protect himself, Mr. Sima tried his best to distance himself from the relationship.

“Your daughter was having a lot of fun in the bar. I heard she said she was with many men… I was also temporarily bewitched!”

Is this an excuse? This is adding fuel to the fire!”

“Hahaha!”

The friends in the water laughed so much that they lay down and rolled on the ground one by one.

Bang bang bang!

There is nowhere to put your hands and they can only be used to hammer the ground.

“The mistress that Manager Cao just criticized with contempt is actually his daughter?”

“Oh my god, what is this called? This is called strength cheating your daughter. The father’s sexy operation finally flashed his daughter’s waist!”

“If a girl doesn’t educate her, it’s her father’s fault. Cao Nimei becomes a bar girl. I think it has something to do with her father’s education.”

“Brothers, Mr. Sima said that Manager Cao’s daughter is very good at playing in the bar, and she is with many men… ah this……”

What the hell, this messy plot!

This time, Mrs. Sima did not agree.

The husband betrayed, and that person’s father was right in front of him.

The goodwill accumulated by Manager Cao was gone.

You, you, you, the good daughter you gave birth to, ruined my marriage!

The entire live broadcast room was in chaos.

Even Officer Li and the others were confused in the station.

They are good at catching bad guys, but dealing with such weird things is a big problem!

“This relationship is a bit messy. Let me sort it out.……”

“It didn’t end well. It’s good that we didn’t start the fight.……”

As for the conference room at the Phoenix brand headquarters, all the senior executives and the president were stunned.

Why did things become like this!

All the efforts just now were wasted, and everyone was watching the joke.

This Manager Cao even said in public that he wanted to kill others.

Brand reputation has fallen again and again, and a sharp decline in sales is inevitable.

“This bastard!”

The president wanted to promote Manager Cao to general manager just now, but now he is yelling

“He’s fired, get out now!”

“Who the hell recruited someone like Cao Jingli?”

A senior executive raised his hand tremblingly and replied in a low voice:”Brother-in-law, it’s me.……”

“you! The president punched the conference table and said with suppressed anger,”Forget it!” never mind! Pay attention in the future……”

It turns out to be my brother-in-law, so that’s okay.

Most companies that are closely related to each other cannot go far.

…………

It took several minutes for Manager Cao to stabilize his mood and stop fighting and killing.

“I want to sue you! Manager Cao scolded Mr. Sima,”I can’t beat you, right? Then I will use legal weapons to protect my daughter’s reputation!””

“Uncle, it was your daughter who seduced you first……”

“Shut up! Manager Cao didn’t believe it or not, so the bastard chanted:”You must have done something good secretly, you deserve it!” You deserve your shit……”

“Pooh!”

But before Manager Cao finished speaking, he was interrupted by Mrs. Sima.

“What a wonderful daughter you gave birth to! Mrs. Sima cried,”How can you be a serious person if you go to the bar every day?””

“you you you!”

Manager Cao couldn’t help it, he was furious.

He was trying to mediate!

In the chaos, luckily Gu Fei could see the situation clearly.

“Manager Cao, I hope you won’t bring your personal emotions to work.”

“Mrs. Sima, please pay attention to your emotions and control them.”

“And Mr. Sima, if you don’t throw the blame away, you’ll be fine?”

The matter has reached this point and can no longer be ended.

The compensation cannot be less, and this matter is not decided by the little manager Cao.

Facing the camera, Gu Fei directly talked to the top executives of the Phoenix brand

“I believe that people from the Phoenix brand are also watching the live broadcast now. I suggest you communicate with Mrs. Sima again to determine the final amount of compensation.”

“This matter should not be delayed.”

If you delay any longer, your brand

‘s reputation will be in disrepute. Not long after Gu Fei finished his air-to-air conversation, an account came into the live broadcast room.

The name and ID was Fenix Gaming Chair Official.

The account sent a cosmic star to GoldenEye. Dou Music is the most expensive gift.

Give up, please!

GoldenEye, you are my uncle. If we continue the interview, our brand will be finished…

Then, the official account sent a barrage

“We will contact Mrs. Sima later and provide the highest standard for compensation!”

The only way to eliminate the disaster is to spend money.

The barrage was all 666 in an instant. Brother Fei said everything and settled it all!

“Awesome! Officially, they gave in, haha, Brother Fei will always be your Brother Fei!”

“The highest standard of compensation, huh, it’s too late (adcf), I will never consider your brand anyway”

“Fei Ge said: Although Mr. Sima has a bad character, I will still do my best to protect your legitimate interests!”

One thing comes to another.

There is a lot to fight for, and we will never tolerate those who deserve criticism!

After the compensation was implemented, Mrs. Sima was disheartened and just wanted to stay away from the scumbag.

“Get a divorce, just tomorrow. Mrs. Sima said calmly

“Wife, I know I was wrong, give me another chance!”

“Not given. Mrs. Sima added coldly,”By the way, let me tell you some sad news. The doctor said that you have lost your fertility.””

This stab is too cruel!

After hearing what his wife said, Mr. Sima felt dead in his heart.

The most poisonous woman’s heart!

Since one of the parties involved insists on divorce, this matter has been settled.

“Mrs. Sima.”

Suddenly, Gu Fei said something that all the water friends could not understand.

“In my opinion, there is no need to rush into divorce.”

Hearing that Gu Fei seemed to be trying to help him, Mr. Sima was overjoyed and immediately begged his wife

“Wife, listen to the host, what he said makes sense.”

“Our marriage is not easy, will you give me another chance?”

What the hell? Why would Brother Fei say such a thing?

Suddenly, the live broadcast room was filled with excitement and barrage.

“What does Brother Fei mean? Is this to persuade others not to divorce?”

“No, no, no, is GoldenEye going to turn into that kind of vulgar relationship show?”

Even now, many radio stations have very disgusting relationship programs.

The views of those hosts are so depressing.

For example, the wife stole from someone else and gave birth to a child for another man.

Do you know what the host does?

He actually advises The husband accepts his wife’s behavior, cannot divorce, and apologizes for not caring enough about his wife.

Women give birth to other people’s children outside because you, a man, only know how to work and don’t know how to be considerate. Cuckold, put it on!

“？？？？？？”

Anyway, their purpose is to persuade them to get together and not to separate. Even if they no longer have feelings, they still have to be tied together.

All kinds of nonsense, the Internet is full of scolding.

Now this kind of vulgar routine will not appear in GoldenEye, right?

“If Brother Fei is really like that, I will cancel it!”

Soon, the second half of Gu Fei’s sentence came out.

“Even if you get divorced, you have to wait until all the compensation is paid.”

“Mrs. Sima, because the man was at fault in this incident, you should be able to fight for the compensation you received. Understand the division of joint property between husband and wife. At that time, there will be a fair judgment.”

Don’t be in a hurry to get divorced. Isn’t it a good idea to wait for the money to arrive and then take what’s due?”

“Hahaha!”

In an instant, netizens laughed to death because they were worrying too much. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

“Brothers, we have thought too much. Don’t you know what kind of show GoldenEye is?”

“Ouch, Brother Fei, you are so poisonous, your skills in adding insult to injury and last-ditch attacks are unmatched!”

Looking at Gu Fei, Mr. Sima almost vomited blood.

You are such a host. You gave me hope, but the result was despair!

“ah!”[]

I heard Mr. Sima scream, and his wound opened……

“Nurse!”

The doctor immediately asked the nurse to re-apply the medicine and bandage the wound, which was miserable.

After a few minutes, Manager Cao didn’t have the face to stay any longer, so he found an excuse to escape.

“soy Mujer!”

This time, he will definitely educate the unfilial daughter!

What evil did he do in his previous life to have such a daughter?

After the matter was resolved, Gu Fei took the Golden Eye crew and left the ward with the doctor.

Many water friends asked Gu Fei to visit Hospital, small requests are fulfilled immediately

“Doctor, can you take us to the hospital?”

“No problem, follow me.”

The doctor is okay for the time being. He is also an old GoldenEye viewer. Water friends’ requirements must be met.

From the inpatient department all the way south, they came to the outpatient hall.

In the hospital, many people come in and out every day. There are many different aspects of life, and this is the most intuitive place.

“Look, that young man with a cane and a bandage was chased and hacked all the way down the street because he was dating someone else’s sister.”

“There was also the aunt who was beaten by the stall owner because she was struggling with a green onion while buying vegetables.”

“That kid was so naughty that he embarrassed his mother’s tens of thousands of dollars worth of cosmetics, smashed them into pieces, and blew bubbles for fun. He was greeted by a mixed doubles team, and after only a few beatings, he knocked off his front teeth when he ran away.……”

The doctor introduced these patients one by one, which opened the eyes of water friends.

“Pfft hahaha! What a weird thing they are, hahaha!”

“Oops, I’m going to get another source of joy, haha.”

The strange patients continued, and soon the doctor pointed to another person and introduced him.

The patient was a young man. His forehead was wrapped with gauze, his left arm was tied in a plaster, and his right leg was limping. He was very miserable.

“This patient, ahem, is like this because of the golden eye!”

“Um? Gu Fei wondered,”Is it related to us?””

Conscience of heaven and earth, GoldenEye really didn’t do anything bad.……

“right.”The doctor almost laughed,”He was watching the GoldenEye live broadcast while walking, laughed too much, and then hit a telephone pole.”

“Forehead……”Gu Fei agreed,”That’s quite unlucky.”

“not yet!”The doctor continued,”After hitting the telephone pole, he felt dizzy for a while, tripped and fell, and fell like a dog.”

“……”

“After I stood up again, I accidentally fell into the sewer again… I don’t know who the evil guy was, but he didn’t cover the sewer manhole cover properly!”

I would like to call you the most unlucky person in GoldenEye.”

“Ha ha ha ha!”

I can’t stand it, are there any normal people here?

What happened with the gaming chair just now was already ridiculous enough, why don’t we do it again?

“This patient turns out to be a water lover too.”

“I only dare to watch GoldenEye at noon, because I will die laughing in this live broadcast room in the morning, haha!”

“That year I was gambling on stones in Southeast Asia and lost everything. Later, he had no choice but to take a desperate risk and cross the border to return home. Unfortunately, he was discovered by the enemy. They shot at me and I was shot in my left foot and limped towards my motherland. I was in severe pain, and there were many trees around me that I didn’t support, so I helped you guys!”

Looking at this unlucky fan, Gu Fei wanted to go over and comfort him.

But the doctor said it was not necessary.

The past has long been gone.

“When the unfortunate guy was bandaging his wound, he was in a very unstable mood and said that he had turned off the Golden Eye.”

From a true fan to a hater, what has this water friend experienced?

Another burst of laughter. I have never heard such a refreshing and refined reason for canceling the game.

Because I laughed too much while watching Golden Eye, I got unlucky one after another, and finally canceled the game in anger!

What a joke This show has made me so miserable!

I won’t watch it anymore!

“No, let’s go get some comfort.”

Out of the spirit of humanitarianism, Gu Fei came to the other party

“Brother Fei!

When the young man saw his idol appearing, he shouted happily:”Haha, hello, Brother Fei!””

“Is the wound okay?”

“It’s okay, just a little skin injury.”

So enthusiastic, like trying to get through?”

“I heard the doctor said you canceled our program? So come and care about you.”

One dares to ask, the other dares to answer

“Nowhere!”The young man took out his mobile phone and showed Gu Fei Douyin’s watch list.

The golden eye was clearly in front of him.

“Hey, it turns out to be Kouhei”

“Humph, what kind of man are you? You have the guts to get away with it!”

Friend Shui was disappointed for a moment. What do you call this? Never look at it again?

After instructing the young man to take good care of his injuries, Gu Fei walked around with the doctor again.

Pointing to a fifty-year-old man on the left wearing hospital clothes, the doctor introduced:” This patient’s experience was quite bizarre, but he is fine now.”

Stay in the hospital for observation for one more day and then you can go home.

“How bizarre?”

“This patient has stinky feet, so he needs to spray a therapeutic spray every day.”

“The spray diameter is 2.5 cm and the height is 10 cm. A few days ago, he was taking a shower in the bathroom and casually put the spray on the bathroom stool.”

“At that time, he was smeared with shower gel all over his body and it was very smooth. Then he accidentally slipped and fell.……”

“Then, he sat down on the stool, and then the spray……”

“This patient had been holding back at home for two days and couldn’t bear it anymore, so he came to our hospital for treatment.”

“Through the X-ray examination, only the spray was found in his body, but there was no trauma or bleeding. Isn’t it strange?”

The experience was similar to that of Mr. Sima who was blown up by the gaming chair just now.

“Ah this……”

Gu Fei asked:”Is there really such a coincidence?”

Looking at Gu Fei, the doctor suddenly showed a meaningful smile.

“We doctors only look at the results. There are some things that we don’t need to delve into. Do you understand?”

“understood.”

Gu Fei stopped delving into the matter and stopped here.

Weird things happen every day, and there are so many hospitals.

We walked and chatted. This trip to the hospital greatly expanded the water friends’ horizons.

“I’m laughing so hard, what kind of monsters are they?”

“Hahaha, did you see it? This is the current situation of the hospital! Take good care of yourself from now on, health comes first!”

Arriving at the exit of the outpatient hall, Gu Fei was about to say goodbye to the doctor.

Suddenly, two people came in from the door.

A man and a woman, in their thirties, looked like ordinary workers. They should be a couple.

Their cheeks were swollen. Like a ball, saliva keeps flowing from it……

“what’s the situation?”

The couple didn’t know what was stuffed in their mouths, which prevented them from speaking.

But they covered their mouths with their hands while quarreling…

You kick me, I’ll kick you

“What a sin! Why do you put everything in your mouth?”

The doctor immediately walked towards the two patients, as if he knew?

Curious!

All the netizens in the live broadcast room wanted to know what was going on.

“What the hell? Ha ha! Has the fun just begun?”

“Could it be that the e-sports chair incident just now was just the appetizer, and now it is the main course, the highlight?”

“Ha ha ha ha! I just want to know what these two people put in their mouths.”