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“It’s overturned, there is no businessman without treachery! Being secretive will definitely keep you from seeing the light!”

“What a waste of my feelings. It turns out that Xiao Guang’s father is also a black-hearted capitalist!”

Many people voted against the Internet. The trend has changed so quickly.

Netizens are so vulnerable because those companies have drained away their goodwill~.

In recent years, well-known companies have been exposed to double standards one after another..

A large domestic children’s toy company exports products with good quality and low prices, while domestic products are not only high-priced but also made of toxic materials!

Isn’t this making fun of the flowers of the motherland?

There are also large mobile phone brands that have also been exposed to double standards at home and abroad. Foreign countries Mobile phones are cheap and use good materials. Domestic mobile phones are expensive and of poor quality.

“The way you lick and kneel in a foreign country is so fucking ugly!”

As the domestic economy has taken off in recent years, netizens hope not to be treated differently.

“Look at those big names abroad, how arrogant they are!”

International luxury goods, foreign prices are obviously one level lower. This is not the point, the point is disrespect for consumers!

While selling expensive goods on your territory, I also want to slander you.

“Yes, many things abroad are cheap in our own country, but expensive when exported to us!”

“Quality too! We are worse than them! Aren’t those large foreign manufacturers often exposed to double standards for materials used?”

Disappointed, so disappointed!

Now Mr. Sun doesn’t want people to investigate foreign production workshops. Could it be because of quality problems?

When Pink Light misunderstood, Xiaoguang was also covert and refused to let in, just like his father’s behavior today.

But Xiaoguang just has a unique hobby, Mr. Sun is different, he represents the company

…………

“Dad, show me. Xiaoguang and his father, Mr. Sun, said:”

The quality is fine, why not just give it free advertising?””

Looking at his son, Mr. Sun was speechless for a while.

What do you know?

If there is really no problem, will I not show it to you?

“Forget it!”

Now that the matter has come to an end, we can’t escape it. If it’s exposed, let’s expose it. I’m going to show my hand!

Mr. Sun made a sign of invitation and asked the employees below to open the door.

In addition to the production lines, there are also piles of export light bulbs.

“Wow, so many light bulbs!”

“Wow, it’s close to a fully automated production line? This is how light bulbs are produced!”

At first glance, there’s nothing wrong with it.

“Take action.”The Director of Quality Supervision gave an order to let his subordinates go in for all-round inspections.

Those who took samples took samples, and those who looked at the assembly line looked at the assembly line. After the quality supervisors entered, Gu Fei also entered.

“Please see, this is today’s light bulb production line.”

On an assembly line, there are only a few workers working.

Technology has replaced labor, which is an inevitable trend in the future.

In the production workshop, Gu Fei once again gave everyone popular science.

Among light bulbs, incandescent lamps have the shortest life, only about 1,000 hours, which is energy-saving The lamp life span is at least 2,000 hours and the highest is more than 10,000 hours.

The life span of LED lamps is similar to that of energy-saving lamps.

“Technology is advancing and product quality is improving year by year.”

“Quality is the life of an enterprise. An enterprise that abandons quality cannot make progress.”

Gu Fei’s words were not only told to the friends in the live broadcast room, but also to Mr. Sun and the others.

Half an hour later, the Quality Supervision Bureau got the export light bulbs, as well as samples of domestic light bulbs, several large boxes in quantity.

“We will submit all these to third parties for inspection. The director shook hands with Mr. Sun and said,”Thank you Mr. Sun for your cooperation. Oh, by the way, we also asked the customs to keep some samples of the containers you exported abroad.””

Export products will have excess consumables, so there is no need to worry about insufficient quantities.

“besides.”

The Quality Supervision Bureau also asked overseas branches to send foreign samples for inspection.

This is called comprehensive!

“……”

Mr. Sun was speechless. Your Quality Supervision Bureau is serious!

“Is this host so energetic?”

Mr. Sun looked at Gu Fei. His son, an idol, is not simple.

At this point, he can only take one step at a time.

Anyway, Mr. Sun makes a lot of money. The worst is that the factory won’t let him go!

All the test results will be released tomorrow. Come to think of it.

Time came to the evening and everyone left one after another

“Brother Fei, walk slowly!”

Xiaoguang escorted Gu Fei all the way to the door.

“goodbye.”

Gu Fei said goodbye to Xiaoguang, and after entering the GoldenEye car, he ended today’s live broadcast.

“Today’s live broadcast ends here, and this issue of GoldenEye is not over yet. When the test results come out tomorrow, we will come again with the Quality Supervision Bureau.”

“The result will be revealed tomorrow!”

The live broadcast went black, but Youjiu didn’t want to leave.

“It’s so annoying, what’s the result?”

“According to GoldenEye’s usual urine behavior, I think it may be very bloody.……”

“Is Xiaoguang’s father a domestic star? Light bulbs provide lighting, but where will the future go?”

The netizens who posted this kind of barrage sounded like old news media people.

In the following time, these netizens gave full play to their talents and used the black screen chatter to the extreme.

“envious!”The rest of Douyin’s anchors are all crying.

GoldenEye fans are too sticky, so they don’t live broadcast, and there are tens of thousands of people bragging there!

I really want to take advantage of the popularity…

Today, Gu Fei once again made this group full and have nothing to do. netizens know what is weird

“Hahaha! The gaming chair exploded, and finally it was revealed that my husband cheated on his mistress, ouch”

“Isn’t it thanks to Detective Fei Ge? No detail is left out.”

But the gaming chair incident is just the appetizer, the light bulb is the protagonist today!

“The couple of sand sculpture heroes live up to their reputation, haha, brothers, look, it is a hot search again!”

“It’s over. I just saw my neighbor going out with a light bulb in his mouth. Ah, this……”

That night, an evil trend swept across the country

“No, no, grandpa put the light bulb in his mouth!”

“Brat, why are you swallowing light bulbs? Who did you learn this from?”

“Ahhhh! Can you guys stop eating light bulbs? Are we doctors so idle?”

“Woohoo!”

Some hospitals even pulled out banners telling everyone

“Please use the light bulb correctly and do not put it into your mouth because it will not be taken out.”

There is even a Douyin anchor who, in order to gain popularity, performed in public with a big mouth stuffed with light bulbs.

“Double click 666! Take a look at the gifts!”

As a result, he couldn’t seek medical treatment, and his live broadcast room was also blocked by the official…

Shadiao, hopeless!

The sun rose as usual the next day, and the sunlight covered the earth, like the light of the righteous path.

In the afternoon, all the test results came out.

When watching Upon receiving the product quality inspection report of Hangyu Lighting Co., Ltd., the director of quality supervision was silent……

“Was it a mistake? ?”

“That’s right!”

“Really right?”The director confirmed to his subordinates

“Absolutely right!”

“All right……”Picking up the phone, the boss of the Quality Supervision Bureau called Gu Fei.

When he heard the quality inspection results from the other party, Gu Fei was calm and unfazed.

“Gu Fei, aren’t you surprised?”

Anyway, this is the first time that the head of the Quality Supervision Bureau has encountered this kind of thing after so many years of service.

“fine. Gu Fei smiled and said,”In our Golden Eye, this is within the normal range.”

I am the host of GoldenEye. What storms and waves have I never seen before?

This level of weirdness is just above average.

After agreeing on a time, Gu Fei set off again to Hangyu Lighting Co., Ltd.

When the GoldenEye live broadcast started again, countless netizens were attracted by it. Come

“I came here specifically to pay attention to this light bulb quality issue!”

“Brother Fei, you must seek truth from facts! The media must not be reduced to the lackeys of capital!”

In this incident, Phoenix���Brand presidents and senior executives are also paying attention.

They have already implemented the compensation issue for Mrs. Sima.

However, netizens’ evaluation of their brand is unanimously one-star negative.

“Hangyu Lighting Co., Ltd. is also unlucky!”

The president feels a lot better.

When you are unlucky, you suddenly find that there is a guy who is also unlucky. When you compare it, you feel balanced.

“Look, it’s over soon!”(If you want to read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

The president looked at the senior management and his fearful brother-in-law.

Yesterday, he did not fire his brother-in-law after being dissuaded by the senior management.

Now that the quality inspection report came out, the president did not believe it. Mr. Sun can still make a comeback!

Their Phoenix was blown up by the explosion of the gaming chair.

Hangyu Lighting is about to be swallowed up because of the swallowed light bulbs.[]

Hahaha! Let’s destroy together!

In the live broadcast, the Director of Quality Supervision appeared.

“The director came here in person. This incident is very serious!”

Almost all netizens believe that Hangyu Lighting Co., Ltd. is in trouble.

Otherwise, a simple quality inspection report requires the boss to come in person?

…………

After Gu Fei met with the director, he immediately left for the general manager’s office.

The next interview will be held there

“Unexpected, unexpected. The director shook his head all the way,”Hangyu Lighting is really different!””

“It was also beyond my surprise.

Gu Fei smiled and said,”The operation is a bit awkward.””

“Ha ha ha ha!”The director laughed,”It’s not just a show, it’s so show-stopping!”

I really love you, Mr. Sun!

After entering the office, Mr. Sun had already prepared tea and asked Gu Fei and Gu Fei to take their seats. The rest of the GoldenEye program team was filming the whole process.

“Mr. Sun, the inspection report is out.”

The director’s words set off another stir on the Internet.

“Do you think it will be another well-known double standard?”

“It should be so, so Mr. Sun didn’t allow sampling yesterday. The quality of light bulbs sold in other countries is good, but the quality of foreign bulbs is better!”

I’m afraid that by comparison, the character he has built with great difficulty will be completely ruined.

Foreign inspection standards will only become more stringent, so friends believe that the quality of Hangyu Lighting’s export products exceeds that of domestic products.

The same Enterprises have both domestic and foreign qualities.

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Isn’t our domestic capital always licking foreign capital like this?

“Mr. Sun, let me talk about the situation of domestic products first.”

Since my brother-in-law’s dirty operation a year ago, the quality has declined seriously.

But judging from the previous inventory, the quality of the light bulbs exceeds the national standard, and there are no problems.

The situation is true, and it is all the fault of my brother-in-law, Vice President Qiao.

Then, the director will give a He took out the inspection report and said with a smile:”Mr. Sun, after reading this list, I finally realized one thing.”

“What’s up?”

“There is no business without treachery!”

Black, so damn dark! The world is as dark as crows.

The Internet is blowing up again. Isn’t the meaning of this paragraph obvious?

“He is indeed a profiteer! Has the secret been revealed? Xiaoguang’s father is not the light, but the darkness is coming!”

“The case has been solved, but it seems that there is no reversal. It is a capitalist licking dog.”

The persona that Mr. Sun had managed to create before suddenly collapsed. There was a lot of doubts and curses on the Internet.

“Ha ha ha ha! He’s finished too!”

The president of Phoenix Group was mocking again until he heard the next sentence

“Mr. Sun, can you explain why the quality of the products you export abroad is so poor? ?”

“You can play with double standards, but it seems different from other companies. Is it the other way around?”

I was caught off guard, and I couldn’t even poop or pee!”

“？？？？？？”

Water friends all suspect that they heard it wrong. The quality of products exported abroad is poor?

“ah? what happened! 80% of Hangyu Lighting Co., Ltd.’s foreign trade orders are, but the quality of foreign trade is worse than that sold domestically?”

I’ve gained some knowledge. Is this kind of business popular now?”

“This.”

Now that it has been exposed, Mr. Sun no longer hides it.

He has made a lot of money from foreigners and has made enough!

At worst, he just slaps his butt and leaves. What can you do to me?

In business, you have to be as slippery as a loach.

“Our company’s domestic products are strictly in accordance with national standards.”

“Even a little more”

“Um!”The Director of Quality Supervision nodded, the situation is true,”That’s right.”

“Because I feel that in this land where I grew up, everyone is our own people and compatriots.”

“Chinese people don’t lie to Chinese people!”

Is there such a thing as doing business?

Hahahaha!

Mr. Sun’s simple and unpretentious words seem to be quite patriotic.

But why is there something wrong with being patriotic?

Is it right to be so patriotic?���?

Water friends don’t know the answer either, because the operation is so awesome

“So, you don’t deceive your own people, but only foreigners? ?”

The director of the Quality Supervision Bureau was confused. He didn’t expect there to be such a cool entrepreneur in China!

Reverse double standards! 666!”

“How can doing business be called cheating? Mr. Sun replied,”That’s called business!””

If you refuse to admit it, you think I’m a fool.

I can’t handle this weird Mr. Sun…

The head of the Quality Supervision Bureau looked at Gu Fei and signaled with his eyes that he would hand over the interview work.

“It’s weird, and it takes the weird Golden Eye to fix it!”

After taking over the task, Gu Fei began to interview the other party.

“Mr. Sun, is the quality of the light bulbs you export abroad always so poor?”

Shocking!

The inspection list states that the quality of foreign trade products is uneven, with a pass rate of only 55%, and some are even worse than those produced by my brother-in-law.

You are the one who is”corrupt,” Mr. Sun is so awesome!

Facing Gu Fei Mr. Sun smiled and found a suitable answer to the question.

What a joke, I am an old loach who has been in the business world for many years.

It’s not that easy to catch me.

“What is poor quality? This is called cost control!”

Shameless!

Mr. Sun clearly demonstrated what it means to be shameless as a capitalist!

It’s just that his shamelessness only targets foreigners.

“Ha ha ha ha!”

Bengbu was shocked, Golden Eye actually released such a level of ultimate move at the end.

The lethality is so terrifying!

“Let me choke you, haha, profiteer, Mr. Sun is indeed a profiteer!”

“Mr. Sun has single-handedly redefined what patriotism is and brought patriotism into new ways, hehe.”

“Ouch, darkness is really coming to Xiaoguang’s father, darkness, it’s so damn dark! Haha, specializes in tricking foreigners!”

Foreign countries have been cheating our country like this, good guys, now they are starting to fight back, right?

“Can double standards still be played like this? Have you seen it? Other companies should take a look and learn from it!”

Other companies have good export quality but poor domestic sales quality.

But Mr. Sun’s company is different. It operates in reverse. Show off!

Patriotism and love for new tricks! Who can be better than you with double standards?

Gu Fei wants to complain, this Mr. Sun is a unique talent among entrepreneurs!

“Mr. Sun, there are also product quality inspections abroad. Gu Fei asked,”With all due respect, how did your company pass the inspection with this quality?””

“This thing.”Mr. Sun smiled faintly,”I admit that I was willing to gamble…”.