Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

Fortunately, the live broadcast resumed thirty seconds later.

It was really intense. The first person caught drunk driving was actually a female driver.

The live broadcasts were also blocked!

“Hahaha! In the Lifetime series, the GoldenEye live broadcast has been blocked!”

“I don’t care if you are a human being. If you don’t block the female anchor for doing a sideshow and dancing, but if Brother Fei does a good live broadcast, will you block her?”

“Oops, this female driver will brag about her for the rest of her life. Because she speaks freely and obscenely about men and women, the Golden Eye is blocked, hahahaha!”

Are you still bragging?

Let’s die in society. Wait until the female driver wakes up tomorrow and sees herself like this on the live broadcast.

I’m not going to live anymore!

She will probably seek death and survive.

At the same time, the majority of male friends also understand It’s a truth.

Girls may be more lustful than men, but they hide it in their hearts and don’t say it.

But once they drink too much, they will say everything on their mind.

What I said just now will make anyone blush.

It’s too big. Got it……

“Fortunately, it’s coded.”

Netizens don’t know what the female driver looks like during the whole process. GoldenEye is very good at protecting everyone’s privacy. Most people’s faces will be coded.

Unless there is no need or no need to code.

For example, Xiong Qiangwei at the scene of the car accident this afternoon.

Although the live broadcast has been unblocked , but the female driver was still vomiting in circles.

“Ahem, take it with you first…”

A female traffic policeman took the order and took the female driver away. The pink BMW also suffered the same fate.

Many fans were watching the Golden Eye live broadcast, which was very lively.

At the same time, there were also Strange melon-eating people appear

“Danger!”

I saw a man eating melon, standing in the middle of Chenghua Main Road, keeping taking pictures with his mobile phone. At night

, the visibility is no better than during the day.

The driver is very likely to knock you away.

What a weird thing!

Why is the golden eye so bright? Come here, are they all coming out of the ground?

“This melon-eater deserves more beatings than Doberman, and he is photographed back and forth on the motorway with cars coming and going?”

“Don’t die! Be careful to be hit to death by a dump truck! He took the melon-eating man to the side of the road and asked the traffic police to educate him:”Don’t walk around in the road. 03. Isn’t this dangerous?””

“I know my own life.”

The melon-eating man smiled contemptuously and continued to look left and right with his cell phone.

“OK, OK!”The traffic police will continue to investigate drunk driving and don’t waste time with this guy,” you should pay attention to your own safety.”

I turned around and looked back.

But the traffic policeman had just walked a dozen steps when he heard a scream from behind him.

“What’s wrong?”

It turned out that the man who was eating melon just now walked to the side of the road again and was hit by a Volkswagen…

This is what you said: I know my own life, right?

I have a number in my heart…

Is it okay to be a little bit aggressive?

“Ouch, my legs!”

The man fell to the ground, touching his legs and wailing.

Gu Fei, who was watching all the way, immediately worked with the program team to get a close-up shot of the man.

“Ah, this…should I say you deserve it, or are you unlucky?”

“Weird things are everywhere, and you are spending your life eating melons!”

“Ha ha ha ha! I know my own life!”

“I control my own life! In fact, your fate is not up to you, hahaha! Deserve it.”

The man cried bitterly and kept calling the traffic police for help.

“Come on, save me, move me to the side first!”

The people watching around also criticized the man for causing chaos.

“You, if you don’t listen to my advice, won’t this cause trouble to the traffic police comrades?”

We are investigating drunk driving because there are too many weird drivers and there is not enough manpower. Are you still causing trouble?”

“Can you please stop talking? The man lay on the ground in pain and argued,”We are all from Xihang, and I’m not dead yet.””

Do you still know where you are from?

Don’t embarrass Xihang, a famous city in the country, okay?

An ambulance soon arrived and sent the melon-eating man to the hospital.

His right leg suffered a comminuted fracture and he should be able to recover I had to eat in bed for several months…

At the same time, the unlucky Volkswagen that hit everyone was also dealt with by the traffic police.

The police force was once again insufficient.

“Call for reinforcements!”

Tan Traffic Police never expected that the linkage with GoldenEye tonight would cause so many troubles.

One weird thing after another, I can’t handle it!”

“It is indeed the magical golden eye! I’m convinced……”

Only more than an hour has passed, and it seems that there are still many stories to tell.……

…………

Not long after watching the live broadcast, Niu Liying, who was in the Courtyard Hotel in Kyoto, was stunned.

“this? What a weird show this is!”

She laughed again and again, almost forgetting that Gu Fei had criticized her husband and he was the one she wanted to take revenge on.

“Hahaha!”

Niu Liying covered her stomach and laughed wildly.

She has been obsessed with work and hasn’t laughed like this for a long time.

“Mom, why are you smiling so happily?”

“nothing! Niu Liying let her baby son play by himself,”Mom is happy.””

“oh!”The son was very well-behaved and ran away to play by himself.

At this time, the cheongsam secretary was still thinking about her fault…

After watching the Golden Eye live broadcast for a while, Niu Liying suddenly remembered that she should call her husband.

“Laugh and forget……”

But she just picked up the phone and put it down again.

If her husband doesn’t call me, why should I call him?

This heartless man doesn’t know how to care about his wife when she is on a business trip.

And if something big happened to you today, you didn’t know how to call me to report that you were safe?

Forget it, continue watching the live broadcast.

Although Gu Fei is an”enemy”, it does not prevent Niu Liying from watching the programs he hosts.

This wave, this wave is called spying on the enemy!

At the same time, Niu Liying used another computer to search for GoldenEye’s past live video reviews.

If you don’t search, you won’t know. If you search, you will be shocked.

“Ha ha ha ha!”

Niu Liying was completely stunned.

“Ah ha ha ha ha ha!”

She almost died laughing. Why is there such a weird and funny people’s livelihood news program in the world?

The source of joy for people all over the country.

Another capital boss has fallen into the trap.

…………

The reason why Xiong Qiangwei didn’t call his wife Niu Liying who was on a business trip in Kyoto was simple.

Because he wants to have a private meeting with his little lover!

Where can I take care of that yellow-faced woman?

“Xiao Tiantian, come to your husband’s house soon.”

He has already found an excuse to let all the servants leave and create a world for two!

Xiong Qiangwei sat on a leather sofa worth hundreds of thousands of yuan, drinking red wine while chatting with his mistress.

The wine was Romanee-Conti, which cost hundreds of thousands a bottle.

“I’m so lucky today, I can drink a bottle of red wine to calm my nerves!”

Xiong Qiangwei is addicted to alcohol, and wine can make him happy, hehe!

After a bottle of red wine and top-quality Wagyu beef, he is already half drunk and half awake.

He is in a state of ecstasy.

“Okay, my husband loves you!”

My little lover’s name is Xiao Tiantian, which sounds exactly like Xiao Tiantian. Every day she is sweet to Xiong Qiangwei’s heart.

“Well, drive over here in the red Ferrari I bought you last time!”

Ferrari is a man’s romance.

In order to win the heart of this little lover, Xiong Qiangwei spent a lot of money. Not only did he buy a multi-million Ferrari as a gift, but he also specially gave her a villa.

A three-bedroom apartment! (Read Baoshuan novels , just go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Xiong Qiangwei usually goes there for private meetings, but recently the yellow-faced woman is not here, so he asks her to come over.

How creative is it to have an affair at your own home?

After chatting with Xiao Tiantian for a while, Xiong Qiangwei let go Cell phone, saying a name

“Gu Fei!”

You kid embarrassed me in public, haha, let’s see how I deal with you! []

This afternoon he was in the traffic police brigade and it took a lot of effort to escape. He insisted that he abided by traffic rules, but he was just unlucky and got into a car accident, which affected others.

As for the death mode of the Ferrari sports car, it is definitely not on!

I am a good law-abiding citizen!

Compensation is not a problem, it must be dealt with quickly. Who gave me the money?

There is no way, the traffic police can only let him leave.

Have you seen it?

Rich people You can do whatever you want!

Now, Xiong Qiangwei still remembers the helpless expressions on the faces of the traffic policemen.

Hahahahaha!

Fight with me, you are not qualified!

After another sip of red wine to cheer up, Xiong Qiangwei continued to send messages to his lover

“Xiao Tiantian, my little sweetheart, are you out yet? The yellow-faced woman will be back in a few days. She will stay at my house tonight.”

“Husband, go out right away. Take a shower and wait for me!”

I’ve already taken a shower, and I’m wearing a bathrobe! After sending a message to Xiong Qiangwei, Xiao Tiantian, who was in a bar on the other side of the city, put down her wine glass and said goodbye to her best friend for going out.

“Tiantian, why are you going? It’s so late?”

My best friend doesn’t know that her best friend is being kept, but she can vaguely guess it.

Otherwise, where did the expensive clothes, shoes, bags and jewelry come from? Where did the Ferrari car come from?

I found a sponsor!

I’m envious!

“It’s a pity that I’m not good-looking……”Xiao Tiantian’s best friend is self-aware

“Go for a drive.”

Xiao Tiantian looked back and smiled, her mouth opened with a strong smell of alcohol.

“Are you driving after drinking?”

“It’s fine.”

Under the influence of Xiong Qiangwei, Xiao Tiantian also drank and drove several times at night, but she never had any accidents.

“oh.”

This is also a plastic bestie. She didn’t dissuade her. She just asked Xiao Tiantian to drive slower.

Holding the handsome Ferrari key, Xiao Tiantian walked out of the bar and came to the parking lot on the left.

Open the door and enter.

Key, start!

“Buzz! Boom boom boom!”

The unique roar of a supercar sounded, and this red Ferrari was about to turn into a streak of red lightning!

Like a wild horse, just waiting to break out of the barrier!

“Uh-huh!”

The sound of the engine gradually increased, and the supercar finally moved!

Then, the Ferrari drove away slowly…

Is it appropriate to drive slower after drinking?

It’s perfect!

…………

GoldenEye live broadcast, more traffic police arrived

“How come there weren’t so many weird cases when checking for drunk driving in the past?”

“That’s right, once GoldenEye came, everything changed.”

Many traffic policemen are also fans of GoldenEye and know the power of this livelihood program.

At 8:30, another strange drunk driver was sent to the detention center for reflection.

No one expected that this night, because of the GoldenEye live broadcast to investigate drunk driving, the situation would change. Extraordinary

“I don’t know how long it will take, but I don’t have to sleep to watch the next episode!”

“Oops, it turns out that checking for drunk driving can be so ridiculous, hahaha!”

“I knew I couldn’t watch the GoldenEye live broadcast tonight, because I would die laughing sooner or later.”

Next, I don’t know what unexpected things will happen.

The netizens still remember the unkind Xiong Qiangwei who was greedy for wealth during the day.

“I heard from the police officer that the guy didn’t stay long in the traffic police brigade and then went back. Alas, sanctions cannot be applied”

“It’s a pity that it’s unbelievable that a scumbag like that didn’t die in a car accident! It will be difficult to make him suffer in the future.”

The guy 207 who is rich and powerful but doesn’t take the common people seriously is blessed by God.

He didn’t even lose a hair in such a big car accident.

This world is too real!

After a while, a red Ferrari appeared on Chenghua Avenue A sports car.

It’s not fast and it drives erratically.

“It seems to be happening again.”

Gu Fei and the traffic police both took action, and the Ferrari was quickly forced to stop.

“Hello!”The traffic policeman stepped forward to perform official duties and said,”Please cooperate in the investigation of drunk driving.”

As he said that, he was about to stretch out the alcohol tester.

“What are you doing!”The young man driving the car lowered the window, stretched out his hand, and knocked the alcohol tester to the ground.

“What are you doing?”Tan Traffic Police asked,”Hindering the performance of official duties?”

Hey, a Ferrari caused a car accident during the day, and the owner was very arrogant.

At night, another Ferrari was investigated for drunk driving, and the owner was also very arrogant? Is this the fault of Ferrari?

Or is it the fault of you guys?

This time, netizens It also exploded

“Damn it, is Ferrari poisonous? You had a fight with Ferrari today, right?”

“This kid is more arrogant than Xiong Qiangwei. At least that bastard cooperated with the alcohol test and didn’t do anything!”

Picking up the alcohol tester on the ground, the traffic policeman continued:”Please cooperate with the alcohol test!”

“Cooperate? hehe! Cooperate so much!”

The young man opened his mouth and knew that there was no need to test.

It smelled of alcohol!

“We suspect that you are suspected of drunk driving. Please get out of the car and accept the investigation!”

You don’t have to be reasonable with unreasonable guys. Just force yourself.”

Seeing the traffic policeman trying to break open the car door, the young man was furious.

“A bunch of losers! What are you doing! Try moving again?”

After saying that, the young man gave the traffic police a middle finger.

“you! Get off the bus immediately!”

Insulting the police in public, alcohol has made you drunk?

If you don’t cooperate, the traffic police can only drag the young man out of the car.”

“Let go! Do you know who my dad is?”

“I’ll ask my dad to come over and take care of you!”

“Who is your father?”

“My dad is Zhou Fu!!”

As soon as these words came out, the entire Internet was outraged!

The young man driving a Ferrari is not famous yet, but his father Zhou Fu is!

“Human flesh! Even if he commits a crime today, this man named Zhou Fu must be brought to the ground!”

“Challenging the people’s bottom line, right? Even if your father’s hands and eyes reach the sky, our Brother Fei is not afraid. Come and fight, our Golden Eyes will tell you what god-level combat power is!”

Insulting and provoking the middle finger, because my dad is Zhou Fu!

This sentence hit the sore point of countless water friends.

Your kid is finished, and so is your dad Zhou Fu!

Zhou Fu, who is this?

Tonight, it seems that it is you Zhou Fu Wealthy hands can see the sky, but our brother Fei turns his hands to make clouds and rain!.