Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“This is the people’s livelihood program Golden Eye! This is Brother Fei!”

“I almost forgot, GoldenEye is not a comedy show, it is full of positive energy!”

The friend in the water didn’t believe it. This time he went to the subway to ask for an explanation. How could he still laugh to death?

The friend in the water was happy to accept this change of Golden Eye.

Then, the program team prepared for this interview.

During this period, people around the station director Assistant Ma came over and asked Gu Fei to go to Director Zhao’s office.

“Wait a minute, I’ll be right back!”

Together with Assistant Ma, Gu Fei came to Director Zhao’s office.

Unexpectedly, Shen Yidan, the first sister of satellite TV, was also there.

“Live check-drunk driving, awesome. Shen

Yidan praised:”I didn’t expect that we in Xihang still have a Zhou family with hands and eyes that are as good as the sky!””

While watching the live broadcast to check for drunk driving, the first sister Shen Yidan fell to the ground laughing more than once.

“Sister Dan laughed.”Gu Fei said, walking up to Director Zhao.

He didn’t know why the director called him over at this time.

“Gu Fei. Director Zhao’s eyes turned into crescent moons as he smiled,”The Xihang subway incident became a national sensation, and in just one night, it became the second most searched topic!”

“Second most searched?”Gu Fei hasn’t paid much attention to hot searches recently, because – you know, there’s no need to pay attention.

“Is it so popular that it is the second most searched item? Why not number one?”

Ah, this… soul torture has stopped Director Zhao.

“？？？”

Director Zhao looked at Gu Fei, the corner of his mouth twitching

“Definitely not going to get first place! Because the number one most searched item is your golden eye! ?”

The Xihang subway incident is a big deal, but I still have a golden eye on my head, so I can’t help it. It’s too weird to live-stream a drunk driving investigation.

Suddenly, Director Zhao was bored.

Is there a host like you who doesn’t care about the data of your own program?

“Pfft.”The first sister, Shen Yidan, was laughing on the sidelines.

She admired Gu Fei very much for hosting such a ridiculous show, but he never laughed once.

Professional, so professional.

Of course, Director Zhao didn’t call Gu Fei here just to chat.

This time Regarding the Xihang subway incident, he hoped that GoldenEye could follow up and report in depth!

“That little brother who hates foreigners and security guards is very popular on the Internet now, you know that?

Director Zhao and Gu Fei analyzed this incident:”This little brother can indeed represent many young people today, and his values are deeply recognized!””

“My lord, times have changed!”

“Get out of China! Sorry, foreigners have no privileges!”

His two sentences echoed the aspirations of many Chinese people!

Such a person should be popular!

And it is best to be led by the golden eye!

“What the station director means is to let GoldenEye find that little brother and conduct an exclusive interview?”

“right! Director Zhao nodded,”Isn’t it a coincidence? That subway girl came over and asked you to help find someone.” Find the other person and interview them accordingly”

“clear!”

Gu Fei also has the same idea. Golden Eye is a rare people’s livelihood program in Xihang.

If you don’t report it, who will?

“Um.”Director Zhao was very satisfied,”During the interview, we dug a lot to let netizens know more about that patriotic little brother.”

Dig, dig deep!

It’s best to report everything about the little brother who picked up a dime when he was a child and handed it over to the police uncle! The other party should be popular, so let Golden Eye help you, and it will become even more popular! It also counts. A great thing.

This is not just traffic, GoldenEye has no shortage of traffic!

What GoldenEye needs is positive energy!

“Look. Director Zhao recounted the past programs of Golden Eye,”Your Golden Eye has always been weird. I have positive energy, but I always look crooked……”

Director Zhao really can’t stand it anymore!

If you continue like this, I will die laughing at my job.

“Director, do you also feel that the positive energy of Golden Eye is not positive enough?”

Gu Fei can’t help it, it’s not like he wants the show to be so weird.……

“Is this incident positive enough?”That’s why Director Zhao hopes that Gu Fei will give a good interview and let this episode of Golden Eye have real positive energy!

This episode will definitely not overturn!

“knew”

“Go for it!”Director Zhao has full confidence in Gu Fei.

After Gu Fei left, the first sister Shen Yidan asked:”Director, Gu Fei doesn’t seem too excited about this subway incident?”

She is the first sister, but she keeps applauding the positive little brother.

“seems like it.”Director Zhao touched his chin and thought deeply.

The Xihang subway incident made even him, the old director, excited.

He wanted to rush in front of the foreigners and give them a big mouth!

Call you crazy and ask you to get privileges!

But then I thought about it. , isn’t Gu Fei always calm?

The two of them stopped paying attention.

…………

Returning to the lobby on the ground floor, Gu Fei and the program team set off for Xihang Metro Dongmen Station.

Arriving at the destination, Gu Fei asked the station staff about the situation.

“Brother Fei! I’m your fan!”

This staff member is a ten-year-old GoldenEye fan.

“Brother Fei, the subway where the incident happened yesterday will enter this station in ten minutes!”

“The security guard should still be there, I’ll call him out later.

Looking at this staff fan, Gu Fei asked doubtfully:”It was such a big incident, and the security guard was not dealt with?””

Even if you don’t fire them immediately, you have to suspend them first, right?

There are always companies that don’t take the people seriously.

“hehe.”The staff member touched his head and said with a smile,”Brother Fei, you know some things.”

It’s best if you can get through it, but if you can’t, it’s better to deal with it.

The memory of the people will fade over time.

Now, the water friends are angry.

“Damn, this kind of security guard is still working without being fired?”

“Related households? Are the security personnel on the Xihang subway employed internally or externally?”

The answer is that they are hired from outside.

“The security guards on the subway all belong to a company called Feipeng Security and are employed by Xihang Metro.”

Third-party cooperation.

This staff member has been explaining the inside story to Gu Fei and Shuiyou.

After yesterday’s incident, Feipeng Security has been silent.

He wanted to get away with it.

The other party’s scarf was washed away, but there was still no statement.

“Boycott this unscrupulous company!”

“Feipeng Security, right? When I become rich in the future, I will never hire your people!”

“Haha, the security guard down there worships foreigners and bullies a girl, but he doesn’t care?”

Amid the outcry, the subway train entered the station.

“Brother Fei, I’ll go look inside and bring him out.”

The staff entered the subway car and two minutes later brought the middle-aged security guard

“it’s him!”

Subway girl Shen Weiwei pointed at the security guard and said,”That security guard yesterday!”

Hmph, Golden Eye is here to help me vent my anger today!

After Golden Eye arrived, there were more and more tourists eating melons around.

“Hey, isn’t this Brother Fei? Golden Eye is here!”

“Is that the girl who gave up her seat on the subway yesterday? Well done, let’s get GoldenEye to help!”

You’ve found the right person!”

“Is that patriotic little brother here? Can’t seem to find it……”

Seeing the girl on the subway yesterday and the sudden appearance of the media, the security guard looked unhappy.

He doesn’t use the Internet much and doesn’t know about the GoldenEye program.

“Looking for help from the media?”The middle-aged security guard came up and said with a smile,”Little sister, that’s good. You know how to use the power of the media to distort facts, right?”

“twist the truth? Shen Weiwei almost died laughing,”Haha, you said I distorted the facts?””

“Is not it? Of course the security guard would not admit his mistake,”Yesterday my foreign friend had difficulty with his legs and feet, so you didn’t give up your seat. You even let others take the video and post it online. You had bad intentions!””

“you you you! Who took the video? Not me!”

Shen Weiwei pointed at the security guard and was furious.

“host! Please tell me!”Shen Weiwei looked at Gu Fei, hoping that his sharp tongue could help vent his anger.

Leave it to me.

Gu Fei is ready to take action!

Although it is not difficult to confront a small security guard, Gu Fei will also be very energetic.

Today , condemn your behavior.

Then, Gu Fei spoke

“This security guard, you——”

But halfway through his words, Gu Fei was interrupted by a voice

“host!”A burly, middle-aged man ran up not far away, wearing a black security uniform.

He is the security captain in charge of this area.

“Hello, host! It’s my fault that I couldn’t come right away! My fault!”

The security captain ran all the way, sweating profusely.

“team leader! ?”

The middle-aged security guard was stunned. Why does their captain respect this host so much?

“Who are you?”

Gu Fei didn’t expect that a security captain would appear halfway.

“I’m the security captain! The captain immediately glared at the middle-aged security guard and cursed,”You bastard!” Is that what you did yesterday called personnel matters? Helping foreigners bully our own people, right?”

“team leader! team leader! I——”

“Shut up! You have no place to speak here!”The security captain pointed at Gu Fei and Shen Weiwei and ordered,”Immediately apologize to this girl, and also apologize to the host!”

After struggling for a while, in order to keep his job, the middle-aged security guard chose to apologize. The first level of the official university is overwhelming!

“sorry!!”

I never expected that the apology would come so quickly.

“Ah this……”

The water friends are speechless, GoldenEye doesn’t play according to the routine!

Shouldn’t it be Feige who justly condemned the other party, and then the other party burst into tears and apologized constantly?

This is how TV dramas work.

What about the positive energy you promised? Where did it go again?

What the hell plot!

“Brother Fei seemed to be asking for some air this time when he asked for an explanation?”

Just when Gu Fei was about to speak, a security captain appeared.

This captain directly asked his subordinates to apologize!

“there’s no way!”

The security captain felt bitter. He was looking at GoldenEye and knew the destructive power of this weird show.

Rather than being implicated and unlucky, he should take the initiative to ask his subordinates to apologize!

After apologizing, the middle-aged security guard felt indignant.

What is the background of this host? , can actually scare his captain?

Not convinced!

Shen Weiwei was overjoyed to receive an apology so easily. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

“GoldenEye is really awesome!”

He hadn’t spoken yet, but the other party immediately apologized as soon as he came over.

An apology is an apology, and Gu Fei was ready to continue to condemn the middle-aged security guard’s behavior of licking dogs.

So, he spoke again:”Security, what did you do on the subway yesterday?——”

Halfway through his words, he was interrupted again by a call.[]

“host!”

This time there were three people running over.

They were wearing suits and had the Feipeng security logo on their chests.

“General manager! Vice Chairman! Chairman! ?”

The three of them scared the security captain out of his wits. The middle-aged security guard’s legs were so weak that he couldn’t stand still.

The three senior managers of Feipeng Security came to Gu Fei and shook hands cordially.

“Hello, host! This is all our fault!

The chairman deeply blamed himself and severely condemned:”It is our shame to have such security guards!””

“That’s right! The vice chairman pointed at the security captain and the middle-aged security guard and cursed,”As the security captain, you failed to manage your subordinates well. Do you know that you were wrong?””

“I know! The security captain was so frightened that he kept nodding,”Please forgive me!””

In order to keep my job, I have no choice.

“Apologize!!”The general manager scolded,”You two, apologize to the girl and the host immediately!”

Two, two, three, four, do it again

“……”

In the live broadcast room, the atmosphere became weird.

Can you still apologize like this? What a beautiful show!

“Hahaha! Brother Fei hasn’t said anything yet, why do you keep apologizing?”

“Oh, let me go. The security captain came over and asked the security guard to apologize. Then the three big bosses of the company came over and asked the security captain and the security guard to apologize. Haha, the official level is overwhelming!”

“Brother Fei said, can you please let me finish my words before you apologize?”

“Pfft haha! Why do things that are obviously very positive become weird and funny when it comes to Golden Eyes?”

But Shuiyou feels quite proud. This is a symbol of strength.

You don’t have to do anything, just stop there!

After apologizing, the security captain broke out in a cold sweat.

If he had been slower, his job would not be guaranteed today.

Host Gu The power of flying is so terrifying…

And the middle-aged security guard dare not even look at Gu Fei now.

It’s too scary.

A host actually let the three biggest people in the security company, even the chairman, be so humble

? After someone apologized, the chairman continued to apologize.

“Miss Shen, and the host, I’m sorry, we will strictly manage our subordinates in the future, and this situation will never happen again!”

“We are Chinese! How can you worship foreign things?”

“We will fire this security guard immediately!”

“And you! The general manager looked at the security captain and reprimanded,”Reflect on yourself and don’t allow a next time!””

I’m so scared!

As soon as the three chairman of Feipeng Security Company knew that Golden Eye was coming, they rushed over immediately!

If they don’t deal with this weird show immediately, the entire company might be buried with it!

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The matter was resolved, and the three chairman’s hearts fell.

Netizens were also happy.

“That’s pretty much it. Do you know the power of Golden Eye? You know Brother Fei is awesome, right?”

“Not bad, even the biggest names in the company are here, so you are sincere!”

Just when everyone thought the apology was over, another call rang out from the scene.

“host!”

I saw four middle-aged men wearing black-rimmed glasses and Chinese tunic suits walking towards me with a smile.

As soon as I saw the four people, Chairman Feipeng Security immediately felt weak in the legs!

“lead! Why are the leaders here too?”

“Fortunately we arrived in time!”

The general manager was scared to death. These four people were none other than the top management of Xihang Metro Bureau!

They represent Xihang Metro!

And Feipeng Security is just an outsourcer hired by Xihang Metro.

The four people came to Gu Fei , shake hands cordially

“GoldenEye host, you live up to your reputation today!”

“Well, young and promising! This kind of media is a role model!”

“Ha ha! From now on, our country will be left in the hands of ambitious young people like you.”

The four senior executives representing Xihang Metro caught Gu Fei and praised him fiercely.

They came here because they were worried about the influence of Golden Eye.

This is Xihang Metro, a transportation hub!

What if something strange happens because Golden Eye stayed too long? What to do if weird things happen?

People’s travel will be affected.

Live broadcast to investigate drunk driving, a bunch of ghosts and monsters.

So we can’t let Golden Eye stay in the subway for too long, what if something happens?

I’d rather believe that there is something than that that it doesn’t exist.

And Gu Fei After saying hello, the four senior executives turned to Chairman Feipeng Security and smiled.

“Director Li, what do you think we should do about this?”

“this——”The chairman gritted his teeth and made up his mind,”Please rest assured, leader, we will take responsibility for this matter!”

After saying that, the three chairman, plus the security captain, and the middle-aged security guard who was so frightened that he was delirious came to Shen Weiwei again. In front of Gu Fei.

Bow and apologize

“sorry!!”

Three, two, three, four, do it again!”

“……”

Live in Bengbu!

A simple apology, but I am trying to make fun of you.

Can a road that has never been imagined be like this?

“Six six six! What a show! Apologize in new ways! It’s truly a weird golden eye!”

“Hahaha! What is this called? This is called the official level that crushes people to death!”

“If you have the guts, give Xihang Metro a thumbs up!”

“Let me stop you, can you let Fei Ge show off and apologize? Hahahaha!”

“Brother Fei hasn’t said anything yet. Can you at least put up a symbolic resistance?”

Three apologies have scared the soul out of the middle-aged security guard who was licking Westerners.

“Who is he?”

The middle-aged security guard couldn’t imagine that even the senior executives of Xihang Metro were so kind to Gu Fei.

“What a terrible big shot a little guy like me has gotten into!”

Who asked you to be a sheepdog? Now you don’t have to be a watchdog.

You know you’re in big trouble.

This time, Gu Fei accidentally unlocked a new achievement.

As an excellent host, he actually let the other party know without speaking. I apologized.

Hey, the destructive power of Golden Eye was too strong.

Shen Weiwei was very satisfied with the apology from the subway security guard three times in total.

But the other foreigner who needed to apologize was unknown where he was.

“Host, should we go to the little brother first, or the foreigner?”Shen Weiwei looked at Gu Fei and asked

“The identity of the two people must be confirmed first.”

Now Xihang Metro has implemented a real-name system.

So it’s not easy to find these two people?

The leader of Xihang Metro is right in front of you!”

“lead! Gu Fei smiled and asked,”Can you tell us the identity information of the two parties involved in yesterday’s incident?””

“certainly! The leader took out the document directly from the briefcase and handed it to Gu Fei,”The identity information of the two of them has been prepared!””

“Thank you, that helped a lot!”

Take the identity information of the two people, Gu Fei���Immediately convey the message to Officer Li

“Do yourself a favor and find out where these two live now!”

“OK！”Officer Li assured on the phone,”It’s easy to find in China, but it may not be possible abroad.”

Fifteen minutes later, Officer Li told Gu Fei where the patriotic brother was currently renting.

But this foreigner named Peter doesn’t know where he lives.

“good.”

After getting the information, Gu Fei immediately took Shen Weiwei to the Huayuan Community!

“Wow! Such efficiency! Goldeneye is awesome! Brother Fei is so strong!”

“Did you find where your little brother lives so quickly? Ha ha! Brother Fei must give me an exclusive interview! Such people should not be unknown!”

The water friend’s curiosity reached its maximum as the little brother’s address was exposed.

After arriving at the Huayuan Community, Gu Fei walked towards Building 15

“Host, what should I do if I suddenly feel a little nervous?”

About to see the little brother who angrily scolded foreigners on the subway, Shen Weiwei clutched her heart and began to worry.

“take it easy. Gu Fei consoled him,”The information obtained from the police shows that this little brother lives alone and should not have a girlfriend.”……”

Gu Fei’s comforting way made the water friends burst into laughter again.

How can there be such comfort?

“Haha, no! Is the little sister nervous because she is afraid that her little brother will have a girlfriend?”

“Okay, okay, everyone, please be serious. This time, GoldenEye is really positive, right?”

Interviewing a patriotic and positive little brother, can he still overturn?

After a while, the group arrived at Building 15 of the Garden Community.

Just as Gu Fei was about to go upstairs, a figure suddenly flashed across the grass next to him!

“who!”

Gu Fei took a step back in caution, but the tall figure, wearing long pants, long sleeves, a hat and sunglasses, ran away as soon as he saw Gu Fei

“Chase!”

No problem, why are you running?

In terms of physical fitness and speed, Gu Fei surpasses most people!

In a few seconds, he grabbed the opponent’s neck!

“Still want to run?”

Gu Fei pulled hard and pulled the opponent to the ground.

“Fuck!”

The man cursed and fell to the ground.

The hat and sunglasses fell off his head, revealing a Western face.

“you! Why are you here?”

This guy is the foreigner Pete who asked to give up his seat on the subway!

Shen Weiwei covered her mouth and was shocked. Why did the situation become like this?

(PS: It is difficult to write funny novels. After sorting out the story, the following plot is very good).