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“Hurry up! Pull it up!”

But after pulling it, the salvage crew found that the weight was wrong. It was too light.

They had already fished it out, so let’s take a look first.

“”Click”.

Half of the human body surfaced.

“Ahhhh!”

Screams rang out at the scene.

It was obvious that what was being salvaged was a man who committed suicide by jumping into the river, but the incomplete human body was finally salvaged?

The expressions of the policemen on the scene changed drastically. Could it be that they were involved in a homicide?

Why did the nature of the golden eye appear to be wrong when it came?

Suddenly, these policemen Everyone looked at Gu Fei

“what’s the situation! ?”

Officer Li also looked at Gu Fei and found that Gu Fei’s expression remained the same as before.

“Not a human being.

Gu Fei pointed to something picked up by civilian salvagers not far away and said,”It seems to be that……”

The salvager who recovered the”human corpse” took a closer look and found that it was indeed a misunderstanding!

“I go!”The salvager yelled,”What kind of guy is so wicked? He threw the silicone doll into the river and tied a stone to it!!”

This human corpse is actually a lower-body silicone doll bought online.

Nowadays, there are many single young men. You know… what a cheat!

In order to 100% prevent the unwanted doll from sinking to the bottom of the river, a stone was tied to it.

Forget it. You are cruel!

“Ahem, no quality!”

Officer Li complained in embarrassment, throwing rubbish into the river, it’s true.

It made a mistake, and the accumulated emotions of the water friends suddenly burst like a dam that opened its gates!

“Hahaha! Is GoldenEye going to be funny again?”

“Who is this, a scumbag! When your girlfriend loses her value, just tie a stone and throw it into the river?”

“Oops, my nervous heart was suddenly disrupted. No, is the painting style going to be weird again?”

“You said that you have been salvaging for so long and still found nothing. Is it possible that the man who committed suicide by jumping into the river is still alive?”

According to witnesses at the scene, the man who jumped into the river never came back up again.

They could see it clearly!

“Unless the man who jumped into the river could hold his breath underwater for several hours, how could he not die?”

There was a small episode in the middle, and the salvage work was still going on.

As night fell, the surrounding street lights gradually lit up.

But the onlookers were unwilling to leave. They didn’t want to leave until they saw the result.

After a while, the Huang 857 Golden Eye program team rushed arrive

“Brother Fei!”

Xiao Wang, Xiao Xue and others were ready and immediately switched to professional live broadcast!

In their hearts, they couldn’t help but murmur.

“Something’s not right about GoldenEye today!”

Xiao Zhao, the full-time driver of the program team, was helping. First there was patriotic positive energy, and now there are dead people!

Could this be a turning point in the show?

With the arrival of the Golden Eye program team, more people are moving closer to Gu Fei

“Brother Fei is here! I didn’t expect that GoldenEye would catch up with this kind of thing!”

“Hey, it’s so sad to see the deceased’s mother and girlfriend crying.”

Soon, another family member of a suicide victim arrived.

“You unfilial son!”The man’s father rode a battery car to the scene. As soon as he got off the car, he ran to his wife.

The couple were ordinary farmers and could not bear the pain of losing a child!

Holding the child to his mother, the old father left behind a sad Tears.

So miserable!

“Cherish life and don’t commit suicide because of impulse. Gu Fei said to the friends in the live broadcast room,”The on-site salvage work is still going on, and GoldenEye will continue to follow up and report!””

Five minutes later, a Volkswagen stopped on the side of the road.

“uncle! Aunt!”

The visitor is the hair boy of a boy who committed suicide. The two of them grew up wearing the same pair of underpants.

“Xiao Zhang! The father of the person who committed suicide burst into tears. He patted Xiao Zhang on the shoulder and cried loudly:”Xiao Qiang is gone!””

“My son! Xiaoqiang, why can’t you think about it?”

The old father sat on his knees and cried toward the river.

“Xiaoqiang, Xiaoqiang, you can’t die!”

“Our family of three has depended on each other and shared the joys and sorrows for so many years. You are my biological flesh and blood! Your mother and I pooped and peed to make you grow up”

“Unexpectedly, today, the white-haired person is giving the black-haired person a gift.”

The old father’s lines immediately gave water friends a sense of déjà vu. In the classic movie”Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance”, Tang Bohu cried bitterly about the cockroach.

But no one could laugh, because a father lost his son!

“The man who commits suicide is called Xiaoqiang, but can you compare to the cockroach Xiaoqiang in your life?”

You commit suicide at every turn, you have no responsibility!”

After Xiao Qiang sent Xiao Zhang, Gu Fei came forward for an interview.

“Hello, are you Xiaoqiang’s friend?”

“Um!”Xiao Zhang nodded and said,”We have been playing together since childhood. What’s wrong with this guy?”

Xiao Zhang wiped his tears and said:”When we were young, we went to the reservoir to swim every day, fished for lobsters in the river, caught toads in the fields, and even watched the neighbor’s elder sister in the river… Ah, no.——”

“……”

You seem to have said something you shouldn’t have said. Forget it, move on.

“Hey, he saved me once when I was drowning!”

“Xiaoqiang has good water properties?”Gu Fei seems to have found a blind spot.

“yes.”Xiao Zhang recalled,”He can dive more than a hundred meters!”

“！！！！”

Something is wrong! Is something weird coming?

Just when Gu Fei was about to ask more questions about Xiaoqiang, a voice came from the crowd on the shore

“Mom and Dad! Xiao Zhang! Ali! I’m here!”

“Host, I’m fine!”

Soon, a young man came in front of everyone.

It was the man who just jumped into the river and committed suicide.……

“Damn it!”

“Here we go, it’s turned into a thriller, right?”

After coming back to his senses, Shuiyou realized that this Xiaoqiang was really not dead.

“you! Son, are you really okay?”

“My son!”

The couple touched their son’s arms to make sure he hadn’t seen a ghost.

Ali and Fa Xiao Zhang also gathered around him.

“What’s going on? Officer Li asked in confusion,”You just jumped into the river, right?””

“yes!”Xiaoqiang explained,”Aren’t you trying to scare Ali? Why do she keep quarreling with me? She’s so annoying with her chirping!”

Xiao Qiang has good water skills and is very familiar with this area.

He pretended to commit suicide by jumping into the river before, and then dived for more than 100 meters to reach a reed swamp by the river.

With the cover of the reeds, he successfully landed.

Returning to the rental house, he took a shower Take a shower, change into clean clothes, and then play Douyin and watch the live broadcast.

“Then why are you running back now?”

Gu Fei was speechless, is there anyone else so wicked?

“Isn’t this just watching the GoldenEye live broadcast?”

Xiaoqiang was embarrassed to continue. He didn’t expect that his matter would be on the breaking news of GoldenEye.

I saw my crying girlfriend and second brother in the live broadcast, and I still have a baby. If I don’t come back, will I still be a human being? (Read Baoshuan novels, Just go to Feilu Novel Network!)

“you! You bastard!”

The old father slapped his son in the face with his backhand.

He was so angry!

“You almost killed your mother! Scared me to death!”

“Mom and Dad!”Xiaoqiang didn’t want the matter to get too big,” I was wrong. I won’t dare to do it again.”[]

But this kind of son cannot survive without a beating.

The old couple picked up branches from the ground and pulled them on their son.

“Tell you to pretend to be dead! Tell you to jump into the river! I beat you to death!”

“You son of a bitch! What if your mother really jumps into the river?”

Fight! Beat to death!

This time there was a mixed doubles match between men and women, but Officer Li and others did not stop him.

He deserves to be beaten!”

“What a cheat!”Officer Li was gearing up and wanted to punch him!

All the police and members of the private salvage team came ashore and gathered around Xiaoqiang.

Dozens of people surrounded the man who committed suicide by jumping into the river aggressively. The scene was too beautiful to watch. (adfb)”Friend, is this how you waste police resources?”

“Brother, we spent three hours fishing for you. It would be better for you to watch the live broadcast online at home, right? You knew something was wrong and you ran back by yourself?”

“Uncle and aunt, call me! Hit hard! I have a belt here. Do you want it?”

As he said that, a member of the civilian salvage team took off the belt on his pants.

Xiaoqiang, you are so coquettish that you flashed everyone’s waist!

“What a weird thing, what a cheating son.”

“Hahaha! I’ll go, I’m really not dead.”

The onlookers laughed so much that they beat their chests and beat their feet, especially when they saw Xiaoqiang screaming as he was being taught by his parents.

“Ah! Parents, stop fighting, I was wrong!”

“Ali, Xiao Zhang, please give me some advice!”

I advise you, you big-headed devil, to waste our tears and deserve to be beaten to death.

He’s back! He’s back!

That ridiculous and weird golden eye is back!

All the water friends celebrated with flowers and howled like ghosts in the live broadcast room

“Ha ha ha ha! LOL! Xiaoqiang, you are awesome. You almost killed others by pretending to be dead.”

“Let me go, can we still play like this? There are so many weird things in Golden Eyes, I have gained a lot of experience”

“I was deceived again! I really want to give Xiaoqiang a punch on the spot! Damn it! What a cheat! This weird show GoldenEye is designed to trick honest people, right?”

After being beaten by his parents for five minutes, Officer Li felt that it was enough, so he and Gu Fei went up to stop him.

“Okay, okay, almost done”

“Do you know you are wrong?”Gu Fei interviewed the beaten Xiao Qiang,”What if your parents and girlfriend are unable to think about it because you faked your death?”

Doing things without considering the consequences,���He is still so childish even though he is an adult. He deserves to be beaten and scolded!

“I was wrong. Xiaoqiang , with a bruised nose and swollen face, bowed his head and admitted his mistake:”Don’t imitate me, just live a good life.”……”

After the farce ended, Xiaoqiang decided to live a good life with his girlfriend and be filial to his parents.

Just as he was about to pat his butt and leave, Officer Li stopped him.

“Xiaoqiang, don’t leave in a hurry, go to our bureau for a cup of tea first, and let’s have a good chat!”

Still want to run? No way!”

“Comrade police! I was wrong! I didn’t commit a crime!”Xiaoqiang panicked. Is this considered a crime?

“I didn’t say you committed a crime.”

Officer Li is just angry. Young people like this must be criticized well.”

“I won’t arrest you, I just want you to receive criticism and education”

“Comrade! Suddenly, Xiaoqiang’s father came up and said,”Catch this bastard and lock him up for a few days!” Let him be honest with me!”

What a show of loving father and filial piety!

“Haha, here it comes again, the son cheated on his father, and the father killed the family out of righteousness!”

“Oops, it reminds me of the Zhou family in Xihang again, that big hidden family with hands and eyes that reach the sky!”

In the end, Xiaoqiang was taken away by Officer Li and the others.

Before leaving, Officer Li said that the foreigner Pete still didn’t say anything and was gritting his teeth.

“It doesn’t matter.”Gu Fei has no expectations for the foreigner Pete. He has to rely on himself to investigate things.

In the past few days, the secretly planted listening device may yield results.

Once useful materials are recorded, it will not be too late to contact Officer Li.

This time The breaking news ended in farce, and the onlookers dispersed.

“Goodbye, everyone.”Gu Fei said goodbye to his friends in the live broadcast room, but left a notice for the next episode. Tang Yishu, a classmate from Communication University, will return to China soon!

“In the next episode, our program will help a caring young lady find a sick little sister”

“Help charity!”

It is both patriotic and positive, and it is charity. Is Golden Eye about to get on the right track?”

“Great! It is indeed a people’s livelihood program! This is what GoldenEye should look like!”

“Just finished patriotism, do you want to do charity again? Dingfei brother! Come on GoldenEye!”

“Ha ha! The positive energy of patriotism has not overturned, and the positive energy of charity is unlikely to overturn this time!”

Some water friends even uttered arrogant words, expressing charity and eating shit in public!

The taste is getting heavier and heavier…

In the event that they really overturn, I hope these warriors can fulfill their promises.

At the end of the day, the Xihang subway incident was revealed due to GoldenEye’s exclusive interview. The popularity is unprecedented.

Zuo Zechen’s popularity is even more terrifying!

The number of fans on the bib has exceeded 9 million!

The number of fans on Douyin’s personal account has exceeded 8 million!

It’s only been one day

“crazy! The whole Internet is talking about this patriotic little brother!”

“Let this positive energy come more intensely!”

Major media outlets across the country are all vying to report on Zuo Zechen. They all want to have an exclusive interview with Zuo Zechen after Golden Eye.

Everyone is fighting to the death.

“Congratulations to Times Society! The little brother agreed to the interview!”

A piece of news that once again excited netizens.

Times News Agency is the top domestic media with authoritative speeches and is headquartered in Shanghai.

Twelve hours later, Zuo Zechen will go to the headquarters of Times News Agency in Shanghai for an interview.

The speed is so fast that even Gu Didn’t even think about flying

“Such a rapid rise to fame. Gu Fei smiled and said nothing,”It puts all the internet celebrities to shame.””

After a while, Gu Fei’s cell phone on the table rang.

The call came from the school beauty Tang Yishu

“Haha, old classmate!”

Tang Yishu, who has not yet returned to China, said on the phone that she would be back the day after tomorrow.

“When you come back the day after tomorrow, do you want me to pick you up at the airport?”

“No, no, no, you’re a busy person”

“Ask you something.”Gu Fei and Tang Yishu whispered,”I hope you keep this matter secret. No third party knows about it except you and me.”

“No problem.”

Gu Fei believes in Tang Yishu’s character.

“Prince University, are you familiar with it?”

“It’s familiar, right? What’s wrong?”

“Then do you know a person named Zuo Zechen?”.