Genshin Impact 2: Wan Ye blocks Wu Xiang's sword at the beginning

[Kaeya]: "It seems that this Winter Solstice Administrator named Skirmisher seems to have an unusual relationship with the gods of Inazuma!"

[Keqing]: "Hmm... Although the two guys in the video are Fatui, I am relieved to see them so grassy. "

[Tartaglia]: "..."

[Zhongli]: "By the way, where are you now, Childe? I went out to eat today and forgot to bring Mora, so hurry up and come to Wanmin Hall to rescue the driver." "

[Tartaglia]: "Okay ^_^!".

Paimon: "This guy... It's really no discipline. (*￣︿￣)"

"Ding! The intermission is over, and the next Genshin Impact II video is about to be played!".

"Xiangling angrily scolded Zhongli for not giving money for eating".

[Paimon]: "Wow, this time, the second creation video update is so fast!".

[Traveler]: "Xiangling angrily scolded Zhongli for not giving money for eating? Good guy, didn't Zhongli just eat at Wanmin Hall just now?

[Keqing]: "Wait, how can the emperor not give money for dinner? The emperor is the god of contracts, how could he do such a thing?"

[Ganyu]: "Ahem, Aqing, this is just a second creation, don't you believe it!"

[Zhongli]: "In terms of general rationality, I usually ask my son to pay for my meals, or I only have to ask people to send bills to the Afterlife Hall. "

[Hu Tao]: "Ah, yes, yes, it's sent to the Dead Hall, and I usually do one-stop service in the funeral industry to earn Mora, and it's not enough for you to spend alone, Lord Zhongli?"

[Paimon]: "Wow, it turns out that Zhongli is all supported by Tartaglia and the Afterlife, isn't he

?

[Keqing]: "How can you say that about the emperor? The emperor is a god! Although the gods also need money to eat... But he's still a god!"

[Ganyu]: "Aqing, calm down, calm down..."

At this time, I saw a picture slowly appearing in the video.

Playing on the screen is a column called Liyue Express.

And at the bottom of the screen, several column labels are eye-catching.

[Xiangling: Geneva !!!! to repay the money].

"Zhongli's lack of money for eating has become the biggest obstacle to Liyue's development".

"The impact of Zhongli's lack of money for eating: the stock price of Afterlife Hall has fallen to the limit, and the capital chain of Liyue's catering industry is about to break, and the amount of Zhongli's food is a mystery."

At this moment, in the center of the camera, a host of the Liyue Express column is complaining about Zhongli's crimes of not giving money for meals in recent days.

Host: "Zhongli's refusal to give Mora food has become the biggest topic of conversation in Liyue in the past two days, and Xiangling said bluntly: Zhongli eats like this, I'm afraid that I will blame me for not giving face!"

As soon as the picture turned, the camera interviewed Xiangling, the chef of Wanmintang.

Xiangling: "You said Zhongli, how many dishes have you eaten one meal at a time, and you can't give it to Mora?

At this time, the camera screen turned again and came to Zhongli himself.

Zhongli: "Who am I Zhongli? I'm your father... What do I eat? Can I give Mora a meal when I eat my own food? I can't give it! I don't know if I don't have this tradition?"

Xiangling: "Now I can only find Hu Tao, Hu Tao said to use the package in her store to pay off the debt... What kind of shop did Hu Tao open? What kind of package did you open? What kind of package did you have? All of them were packages from the underworld! You call me die, and my family tree is not enough to pay off the debt!"

Xiangling: "Hu Tao also has a reason to say, I will repair the tomb first, and you will die one by one in the future

Xiangling: "Qingce Zhuang is buried after Qingyunding, Qingyunding is buried and returned to the original, and after the original burial, Wangshu Inn is buried again!

Paimon: "Poofhahahaha... What the hell is this? Zhongli owes Xiangling money for dinner, and Hu Tao uses the cemetery to pay off the debt, and it ends up being repaired to the castle tower? This is too grassy!".

[Keqing]: "This second creation... It's not just an ordinary creator!".

Kaeya: "Ahem, you Liyue people are really unique in the way you repay your debts..."

[Arataki Itto]: "Liyue is so human! I'm going to die here in the future!".

[Ningguang]: "By the way, although Zhongli doesn't have the habit of paying, it shouldn't have come to this point, right?"

[Xiangling]: "Uh... Although our Wanmin Hall is not a big business, if Old Man Zhongli wants to come to dinner, we can still afford it..."

[Hu Tao]: "Hmm... The idea of using a cemetery to pay off debts seems like a good idea, why don't I try it later?"

[Zhongli]: "In terms of universal rationality, this is indeed a good way..."

Paimon: "Don't! I don't want Teyvat to be a graveyard in the future..."

[Traveler]: "Uh-huh..."

(To be continued...) ）

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