Genshin Impact Comment on Yingmei at the beginning, I broke my defense

Qiuqiu Shaman?

Everyone was stunned when they heard Amber’s words.

Basically, they have all seen this monster.

Subconsciously, the appearance of this Qiuqiu Shaman began to appear in their minds.

Then compare it with Wendy’s movements in the light curtain.

Hiss~

I can’t say they are completely unrelated, I can only say they are exactly the same!

At this moment, everyone’s eyes became strange.

Learn the moves of Qiuqiu Shaman, and then go to the rice wife to steal the dog!

Really good at playing~

Involuntarily, everyone began to look forward to Wendy’s sexy moves~

Thinking of this, they quickly stopped their discussion and then turned their attention to the light screen again

……

In the light curtain.

At this time, a burst of Sarilang’s DJ background music sounded.

Ah ah ah ah~ thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump~

……

If anything, the original video just felt a bit abstract.

So now, it has evolved!

Under this dynamic and devilish music, the fun of the video began to increase infinitely~

At this time, he moved!

Wendy held the dog in her arms with both hands, and then imitated Qiuqiu Shaman, running wildly through Inazuma City in an extremely exaggerated stride.

Coupled with the rhythm of stepping on the spot and the pace of disowning relatives, everyone in the chat group couldn’t stop laughing.

Thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump wendy seems to feel that stealing the dog is not enough.

When passing by the Tianmu Blacksmithing House, he put down the dog and ran away with his apprentice A Chuang on his back.

This caused Tianmu Fifteen to follow behind and curse him for a while.

…

Wan Ye, Tian Mu Fifteen, and A Chuang were stunned when they saw this.

I’ll go and carry people?

Can you still play like this?

… in the screen.

What happened before is just the beginning~

Wendy is getting bolder and bolder!

Dong dong dong dong dong~ thump thump thump thump thump~

Under the cheerful and ghostly music, he ran to Kamisato Yashiki again.

Then he carried Ayato Kamisato and ran out directly.”May 13″ At this time, Xiao N’s classic Bible also sounded in cooperation~

【There is no you in this family!】

【There is no place for you in this family!】

【Ah ah ah——】

【Ah ah ah——】

…

Kamisato Ayato, Kamisato Ayaka, and Toma were laughing happily.

After all, the music and video go so well together.

However, when he saw this, the smile on his face suddenly stopped.

Especially Kamisato Ayato!

Looking at the looks his sister and Thomas were looking at, the corner of his mouth twitched.

I never imagined that I would be persecuted again!

Still in this outrageous way……

… in the screen.

Wendy’s movement became louder and louder.

Dong dong dong dong dong ~ thump thump thump thump thump thump~ to the emotional ditty, he directly knocked out the God of Thunder in front of the castle tower.

Then, with a dream in mind, she once again started shopping at a pace that disowned her relatives.

At this time, there were also waves of nearby voices.

【Hahahahahaha——】

【Let me try the knife~】

【Please don’t hang around here!】

【Fall down for me~！】

…

Castle tower.

Shadow and Shenzi were laughing hard as they looked at Fengshen’s enjoyment.

At this moment, Ying’s smile stopped abruptly.

Then his face darkened.

Beside, Chuan Hu’s laughter became even louder.

… in the screen.

Dong dong dong dong dong~ thump thump thump thump thump~

Accompanied by Sarilang’s ditty, this time Wendy arrived outside Daozuma City.

Xiao Keli is here.

He hugged Xiao Keli’s bouncing bomb and ran away.

And the results are naturally obvious.

Boom~ accompanied by a huge roar.

Wendy’s figure disappeared from the screen.

The music also stopped suddenly!

At this point, the video ends!

…

The confinement chamber of the Knights of the West Wind.

Keli burst into tears when she saw this.

It’s over~

Keli blew up Lord Barbatos~

Wuwuwuwu~

……

And many other people, after watching the entire video, laughed and turned their heads.

Steal the dog first!

Then steal the blacksmith’s apprentice!

Then he resisted and took away the head of the Kamisato family, Kamisato Ayato!

Later he even stole Thor’s sword!

It can be described as extremely arrogant!

And in the end, the bomb was stolen!

The results are also very gratifying!

It was blown up directly!

Is this Mondstadt’s time for fishing?

They feel so happy just looking at it!

Especially with the magical BGM, the happiness is doubled! wrong!

It will be doubled many, many times!

Only the Mondstadt people looked at each other in confusion.

They want to laugh too!

After all, the content of this fun video is really funny!

Whenever Light Screen replaces the protagonist of the video with gods from other countries or ordinary people, they will burst into laughter.

But the protagonist of this video is their own Fengshen!

Who can laugh when the fun comes from one’s own family?

It’s too late to cry……

……

【Ordinary chat group]

Originally, because of the previous incident where Wendy was beaten up and had her heart ripped out by a lady, the other six countries joined forces to put pressure on Zhi Dong and the Fools.

The atmosphere was tense for a while.

It seems that a little spark can trigger a war!

However, after watching this inappropriate video in the light curtain, everyone could no longer hold back.

The tense atmosphere suddenly disappeared.

You’ve had so much fun, how can you still think of fighting?

Of course, let’s watch the fun first!

【Master Mao: Well, your Fengshen… Puff, cough, your Fengshen, puff, hahaha, sorry, hahaha……】

【Tian Tiezui: Ahem, I’m a professional and usually don’t laugh, but I just couldn’t help it this time, hahaha~】

【Celestial Eye Fifteen: Stealing dogs, stealing my apprentices, you wind gods are too careless, aren’t you?】

【Ogura Mio: Not only that, but there are also swords and bombs belonging to the head of the Kamisato family and the general! (suppressing laughter.jpg)】

【Teppei: Even though our rice wife is the victim…but, hahahaha, it’s so fun!】

【Dina Zedei: So this is Mondstadt’s way of fishing? (laughing and crying.jpg)】

【Silver: Huh? Why aren’t Mond’s friends laughing? Don’t you like to laugh? (Serious.jpg)】

【Harry:……】

【Ellie:……】

【Sister Victoria: Lord Barbatos must have a reason for doing this.……】

【……】

……

Hall of Rebirth

“Pfft~”

Hutao just took a sip of tea.

However, after seeing the video in the light screen, he couldn’t help but spit it out.

“Ahem~”

After choking a few times, she slapped the chair and laughed.

“Hahaha, I am so happy for this hall master.~”

“This Fengshen is really talented when it comes to not doing serious business!”

“Hahaha~”

Smiling, Hutao even bent over and covered his stomach.

He was laughing so happily~

On the side, Zhongli lost his usual serious look.

His face was filled with a bright smile.

He You are right~ (If you want to read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

The old friend’s inappropriate comments are indeed interesting~

At this time, Hutao wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and then said to Zhongli with a smile.

“Zhongli, do you know this God of Wind?”

“This hall leader thinks this person’s character is very interesting.~”

“Doing things without thinking can bring a lot of joy to everyone”

“If there was such a person speaking for the Rebirth Hall, wouldn’t it be easier for others to accept it?”

“Maybe you can even use the identity of the opponent’s Fengshen to enter the Mondstadt market!”

Although Hu Tao’s temperament is a little out of character.

But I have to say that he is indeed a enterprising boss!

At any time, he always thinks of ways to improve the performance of the Rebirth Hall!

Isn’t this~ after seeing Wendy’s funny talent and identity? After that, he immediately had an idea.

After Zhongli heard this, the smile on his face froze.

Then his expression became weird.

Let Barbatos, a fun-loving man, be the spokesperson for the Hall of Rebirth? []

Are you sure it won’t be worse?

But thinking about it carefully, it seems that what the hall master said makes sense~

After all, who can refuse fun?

Thinking about it this way, Zhongli was a little confused about the situation after the combination of the two.

But he didn’t refuse either

“There have been several opportunities to meet”

“If there is a chance, I will introduce it to the hall master”

“Okay, then I’ll leave it to you~”

Seeing Zhongli nodding in agreement, Hu Tao suddenly became happy.

Oh~

It’s so comfortable to have an immortal guest~

He has great connections~

If only he could complain less, and then he could be as diligent as Gan Yu It would be better if you work part-time~

……

Mondstadt, somewhere in the abyss.

At this time, it is very lively here.

“Hiss~ It would be weird if this Fengshen didn’t do this.~！”

“Indeed, this disowning step is even more outrageous than Baba’s previous dance of taking off her silk!”

“Hahaha, the reputation of Fengshen is completely ruined now.”

“Don’t just laugh, write it all down for me. By the way, learn that walking posture by the way.”

“Hehe, I know, when I face the Mondstadt people later, I will taunt you while walking like a Qiuqiu Shaman!”

“Then let’s see if the people of Mondstadt are ashamed!”

“Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie~”

“Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie~”

“Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie~”

“……”

On the throne, Kong looked at the motivated subordinates below and nodded with satisfaction. good!

That’s how it should be!

Since we can’t make trouble from other aspects for the time being, let’s start with these unfair comments!

Psychologically attack the enemy through taunting!

Let’s see if you still want to believe in the God of Wind in the future!

“But one Fengshen is not enough!”

“I need more.~”

“When the time comes, you will be embarrassed to sit on the throne of God as the seven earthly rulers!”

Kong looked at the light curtain with a somewhat expectant expression.

……

Mondstadt, Cathedral of the West Wind.

Originally, the atmosphere here was somewhat silent because of Baba Tuosi’s sultry dance.

But later, because Fengshen had his heart ripped out, his attention was temporarily diverted.

But at this time… after seeing Lord Barbatos who was not doing anything serious in the light curtain, the memory of his death came to mind again.

The nuns fell silent again.

Faith constantly oscillates between brokenness and reconstruction ~

As for Barbara herself.

Again and again and again the duck sat on the ground………

Looks dull and pitiful~

……

Mondstadt, high in the sky.

At this time, the person involved is here

“Slander, slander!”

Wendy looked sad and angry.

She looked like a good young man who had been misunderstood.

And Tevarin laughed.

“Hahaha, it turns out that when you fish, you don’t just steal dogs.”

“He even steals apprentices, carries people, steals knives, and steals bombs!”

“As expected of you, Bartos!”

It is very happy now.

Because it finally saw one of this guy’s embarrassing things!

Regardless of whether it is true or not, it now thinks it is true!

And everyone in Teyvat has seen it!

“That’s not me, it’s Guangmu’s improper comment!”

“I haven’t warmed up to someone yet…ah, no, I’m a very serious person!”

“How could such a thing be done?”

“The light screen misled me!”

Wendy continued to argue.

“Did you just say that you didn’t have time?”

Tevalin’s ears were so sharp that he immediately heard the loophole in Wendy’s mouth.

He immediately rolled his eyes.

He thought that this guy was really anxious because of the death of the society!

But he never expected that he was just deliberately Yes.

You are fooling it!

Okay~

I am so happy!

“No! Nothing!”

“You heard it wrong!”

“If you don’t believe me, the way you look at me is so sincere~”

Wendy looked at Tevarin at her feet seriously.

Tevarin rolled his eyes angrily when he heard this.

Can it only see the look in your eyes in this state?

This This guy shouldn’t be called Fengshen!

He should be called Lezishen!

……

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Yingmei: After seeing so many inappropriate reviews, I thought I would be surprised, but I never expected it.……】

【Paimon: I never expected that there would be another video that makes people’s eyes black! (tears.expression)】

【Xiangling: Shocked! The reason why Mr. Fengshen went to Daozhu was like this. Is this a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature?】

【Charlotte: Yes! Come to Steam Bird News to work with travelers next time!】

【Funina: Oh, help, is there any kind person who can help me? Please give me a pair of eyes that have never seen the video. (Crash.jpg)】

【Hutao: It’s hopeless, why not just bury it? Book the Gossip Hall package now, there are still discounts~】

【Funina:? ? ? ]

Funina was speechless.

I consider you a friend.

You actually treat me as a big customer?

【Zhongli: The scary thing is not that it makes people’s eyes dark, but that with the temperament of Fengshen, he can really do this! (eating melon. expression)】

【Villette: Where is the God of Wind here? He is clearly a mad god!】

【Alice: Now I finally know why the main color of Wendy’s clothes is green! (Sentiment.jpg)】

【Kamisato Ayaka: Why? (Curiosity. Expression)】

【Alice: Because he also works part-time as the God of Grass, which is too bad!】

【Nasida:……】

【Nacida: I understand, it doesn’t matter if this grass god is inappropriate, come on, Senior Barbatos. I go first. (dog head. expression)】

【Wendy: Slander, slander! I couldn’t be more of a serious person! How is it possible to do these things? (Serious.j1.1pg)】

【Alice: A serious person? Good guy! Ask yourself, don’t you feel heartbroken when you say this?】

【Wendy: No, because my God’s heart was ripped out, and now I have no heart!】

【Yingmei: 6!】

【Paimon: 6!】

【Alice: 6!】

【Miss:……】

【Yae Kamiko: Where are the people who believe in Barbatos now? How does it feel? (bad smile.jpg)】

【Diona: Humph! This is the reason for drinking too much wine! Master Fengshen must stop drinking from now on!】

【Qin: Ahem, Lord Barbatos must have a reason for doing this, right?】

【Barbara: Already on the rooftop~ (tears. expression)】

【……】

Because the video was too abstract, the chat group was in a frenzy.

At this time, someone thought of the victim in the video-Ina Wife

【Yingmei: Hehe, by the way, how do the other participants feel? (bad smile.jpg)】

【Paimon: I won’t talk about the dog. I don’t know which family it belongs to.】

【Paimon: The apprentice of Tianmu Forge was kidnapped and disappeared!】

【Maplehara Manyo:……】

【Paimon: The head of the Kamisato family, Ayato Kamisato, was kidnapped and is missing!】

【Paimon: But judging from Ayaka’s words, the guess is that she made a deal with Wendy and then kicked her brother out! (Serious.jpg)】

【Kamisato Ayato:……】

【Kamisato Ayaka:……】

【Paimon: General Raiden was knocked unconscious in front of the castle tower, and then a sword was taken away from him.】

【Shadow: Haha, Barbatos, we haven’t seen each other for a long time. I think it’s necessary to have a good discussion. (smile.jpg)】

【Wendy: Hey~】

【Paimon: Finally, there’s Koli! Although I don’t know how she got to be a wife, she is so damn good! He actually wanted to steal something from a child!】

【Keli: Wuwuwu~ Keli’s bomb blew up Lord Barbatos, Wuwuwu~ (sad expression)】

【Wendy: Ah this……】