Genshin Impact Comment on Yingmei at the beginning, I broke my defense

Mount Ozura.

Shen He was listening to his master talk about Senior Sister Gan Yu’s childhood.

For example, if you like to touch corners to fall asleep.

Another example is the first time I saw a human being, I was so frightened that I hid in a rock crevice for two days and two nights.

All in all, these are some very interesting embarrassments.

The temperament of Senior Sister Gan Yu is very different!

At this time, after hearing the new and inappropriate comments in the light screen, she curiously asked

“Master, what’s going on with this coconut sheep?”

“this……”

Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun suddenly became speechless.

Because she really doesn’t know yet.

There is no scene in my memory where Gan Yu and Yang are connected.

When Shen He saw this, he was a little surprised.

Doesn’t even the master know?

Is it another title similar to”Master of Miscellaneous Beef”?

Thinking of this, Shen He quickly looked at the light screen.

There was unconscious anticipation in his eyes.

Unknowingly, she also had a hint of human emotion.

It’s just that I haven’t discovered it yet

……

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Yingmei: Coconut sheep? Does this have anything to do with Gan Yu?】

【Yan Fei: Yes, Senior Gan Yu is obviously a Qilin Immortal Beast! It has nothing to do with sheep at all】

【Paimon: Is it food? Gan Yu likes to eat mutton?】

【The Lord Liuyun Borrows the Wind: Drinking will bring you nectar, eating will bring you good crops! The Kirin clan are strict vegetarians】

【Xiang Ling: No wonder Miss Gan Yu doesn’t order meat dishes every time she comes to Wan Min Tang. So that’s what happened!】

【Kamisato Ayaka: So what is this coconut sheep?】

【Hutao: Zhongli, guest, do you know?】

【Zhongli: Hall Master, I don’t know, and I’ve never heard of it.】

【Qiqi: Coconut Sheep! It’s the legendary…half-immortal beast. I don’t know what it looks like. Where is the most common, I don’t know. Why, I don’t know】

【Funina: A half-immortal beast? That’s right! I understand! In fact, Yeyang is another hidden identity of Miss Gan Yu!】

【Bai Shu: Sorry, Qiqi’s memory is not good and her understanding is a little different. I hope you don’t take it seriously】

【Nasida: Yeah, let’s just take a look at the light curtain later.】

【……】

…… villa.

After Luo Chen finished speaking, he also fell into deep thought for a short time.

Similar to A-Qing’s”Master Niu Zong”,

“coconut sheep”、””Coconut milk” should be regarded as Gan Yu’s most popular meme besides”Wang Xiaomei”.

It may even be more popular than”Wang Xiaomei”!

There are many related second creations.

But it is somewhat different from”Master Niu Zong”

“”Master Niu Zong” is just a serious second-generation spoof video.

At most, it will make Ah Qing a little social.

But”Ye Yang””、””Coconut milk” has a different meaning.

It contains the wishes of many 1sp players.

If he is just an ordinary Genshin Impact master and faces only ordinary Blue Star audiences, then it doesn’t matter.

Whatever it takes!

Or There are only two of him and Gan Yu, so they can also study the composition of coconut milk.

But now…

Luochen is facing all the Teyvat people!

But from what aspects, it is somewhat inappropriate to say it directly.

It involves Some of Gan Yu’s privacy.

But if I don’t mention it, I feel like the review is missing something.

Just like the West cannot live without Jerusalem, a certain district, ahem, cannot live without that.

“”Coconut goat coconut milk” has become one of Gan Yu’s soul memes!

So I have to explain it from another slightly more serious direction.

Fortunately, I had thought and prepared yesterday, and now Luo Chen knows it well.

After coughing slightly , he first posted two pictures in the live broadcast room.

One is a sheep, and the other is Gan Yu’s”coconut sheep” form.

By comparing it like this, you can also get a rough idea of the meaning.

As expected, many people are seeing After taking these two photos, I suddenly realized.

This is what it means!

I have to say that they really look alike!

Especially the horns on the head and the curved corners of the eyes look so cute.

Only Gan Yu was a little speechless.

I was Kirin!

Not a sheep!

Not even a coconut sheep!

…

Without waiting for everyone to discuss, Luo Chen dragged the mouse to close the previous video, and then called up a new video.

This video is the”Coconut Sheep””、”The soul of”Coconut Milk”!

Of course, he also changed it slightly.

The meaning of 1sp was removed.

After all, persecution is persecution, but there are still certain degrees that must be grasped.

Seeing the new video, the people of Teyvat were not in a hurry to discuss it. They all looked forward to it

……

In the light curtain, the picture began to move. video title——【Authentic coconut milk, Coconut Sheep brand! 】

Accompanied by Liyue’s relaxed and cheerful ditty, a packaging box is displayed in front of everyone in the picture.

Right above the box:

【Authentic Coconut Milk Coconut Sheep Brand]

Middle of the box:

Left: [I am Wang Xiaomei】、【Authentic Coconut Milk Coconut Sheep Brand】、【I’ve been drinking it since I was a kid].

Right: It is a coconut sheep-shaped Ganyu head holding the packaging box.

Below the box:

【Insisting on using fresh coconut milk and mountain goat milk in Liyue Port for 6000 years】

【Freshly squeezed coconut juice】

【No milk powder, no offal, fake milk to blackmail people]

Then, a narration voice followed closely.

“Coconut Sheep brand coconut milk was developed by the half-immortal beast Coconut Sheep and has been around for more than 6,000 years.”

“Deeply loved by the people of Liyue!”

“Now, let’s hear what the people of Liyue think about this!”

After the words fell, the scene turned and arrived at Bubulu.

A Qiqi suddenly appeared.

She held a bottle of coconut milk and introduced it slowly.

“Coconut Sheep is a legendary semi-immortal beast”

“The milk made by Coconut Goat is delicious!”

“It tastes better than ordinary goat milk!”

Immediately afterwards, the scene changed and we came to a statue of the Seven Heavenly Gods in the wilderness of Liyue.

A man with a coat and a hat whose face could not be seen clearly appeared.

He was holding a bottle of coconut milk and spoke in a serious voice that was different from Zhongli’s. Open your mouth and say

“I am Morax!”

“The milk studied by Coconut Sheep is really unsatisfactory!”

“Millennium brand, trustworthy!”

After that, the scene turned again and came to Qunyu Pavilion.

Ningguang was holding a pipe in one hand and coconut milk in the other.

He said with a smile on his face.

“I’m not very interested in food”

“Drinking something like this on weekdays is enough.”

At this time, the scene changed again and came to Yujing Terrace.

This time it was Keqing’s turn.

“Even if you drink a hundred million mouthfuls, your taste buds will be satisfied”

“Clear away all the stress that has accumulated on you.”

After saying that, Keqing took a sip in front of the camera.

Then, as usual, the scene changed again, this time it came to the [Southern Cross] fleet.

Big Sister Beidou held a bottle of coconut milk on her head and drank it boldly. It seemed like what she was holding was not milk, but wine!

Gudong~

Gudong~

Gudong~

After drinking, Beidou wiped the corners of his mouth coolly.

Then he gave a thumbs up to the camera.

“After finishing the work, I have a drink of milk. It’s so refreshing!”

Finally, the scene came to the top of Tianheng Mountain.

This time, it was Gan Yu who left the country.

She was seen holding coconut milk and smiling.

“Authentic coconut milk, coconut sheep brand”

“A thousand-year-old store, you deserve it!”

At this point, the scene ended.

Everyone was shocked after reading it.

Call it serious.

In it, Gan Yu, the secretary of Qixing, was fictionalized as a coconut goat, and then he went around looking for people to advertise and sell coconut milk.

But call it unserious, it It’s just a video to promote business

……

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Yaoyao: Wow, Sister Gan Yu’s coconut sheep form is so cute!】

【True Lord Liuyun Borrowing Wind: Yes, that’s why I often miss Gan Yu when I was a child. Chubby, so interesting】

【Gan Yu:……】

【Qiqi: Coconut milk! There’s coconut milk!】

【Yanfei: Got it! It turns out that coconut milk is made by senior Yeyang Ganyu using coconut juice and goat milk!】

【Wendy: Hey, this is no ordinary coconut milk! Do you understand the value of 6,000 years of history?】

【Xiangling: It’s not just that! Bubulu Qiqi, the eldest sister of the Southern Cross Fleet, Tou Beidou, Master Tianquan Ningguang, Master Yuheng Xingkeqing, and the emperor all spoke for him!】

【Yae Shenzi: As expected of Sister Gan Yu, she is so proud. It would be great if my Yaeido novel had someone to endorse it.……】

【film:……】

【Mandrill: Even the emperor……】(To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

【Zhongli: Gan Yu is an immortal and has a good relationship with the emperor. If there really is such an old coconut milk store, it wouldn’t be a bad idea to endorse it!】

【Hutao: Wow, I learned something! This hall leader will do the same thing later!】

【Qin: It’s a thousand-year-old store, it tastes great, it can cure fatigue, it looks really good!】

【Fischer: My sacred object of the Pure Land of the Night!】

【Oz: Mademoiselle, it’s a must-have for home and travel!】[]

【Navia: I understand, I will specify coconut milk brand milk when buying milk from now on! (funny)】

【Yingmei: So the question is, where can I buy it?】

【Ningguang: Ganyu is here!】

【Charlotte: Shocked! Liyue Qixing’s secretary Gan Yu actually started selling coconut milk! Yuheng Xingkeqing actually started selling offal! Is this the distortion of human nature?���Or moral turpitude? Stay tuned to the Steam Bird News!】

【Gan Yu:……】

【Qingqing:……】

【Barbara: Wait! Didn’t you find something wrong? Wang Xiaomei…what’s going on?】

【Paimon: Huh? Really!】

【Funina: Is it Gan Yu’s nickname?】

【Alice: Shouldn’t Gan Yu’s nickname be”Gulu Gulu Xiashan Zhenjun”? (smirk)】

【Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: Wang Xiaomei? Not bad! You can keep it for later!】

【Gan Yu:……】

……

Liyue, Qunyu Pavilion

“Coconut goat coconut milk!”

“good!”

“Gan Yu, you can open a coconut milk shop in the future!”

“With the promotion of this video, it will definitely become popular!”

Ke Qing joked with a smile.

On the opposite side, Gan Yu’s mood calmed down a lot after this period of buffering.

In addition, this comment was not too outrageous, so she also raised her head.

After hearing this After Qing’s words, she rolled her eyes cutely

“How can a coconut milk shop be better than your beef grocery store, Mr. Keqing?”

“Not only do you have beef offal sword skills, but you also have the single”My Roasted Beef Offal”!”

“As long as it is launched, it will definitely become popular throughout the Teyvat continent!”

“you you……”

When Gan Yu said this, Ke Qing suddenly became speechless.

It’s bad~

She forgot that she was also one of the victims!

Seeing the two people arguing with each other, the outsider Ningguang laughed.

“I think this is good”

“One of you opens a dairy shop, and the other opens a coconut milk shop next to it.”

“Just after eating offal, I can drink some coconut milk to relieve my tiredness.”

“If you don’t have enough funds, I can buy shares~”

But she wasn’t all joking.

As an excellent businessman, Ningguang has a keen sense of smell.

Although the comments in the light screen are a bit unfair, they are truly free. Advertisement.

And it’s for all of Tiwat!

It’s extremely popular!

In addition, Keqing and Ganyu have high status.

As long as they launch the beef offal shop and coconut milk shop immediately, they will definitely become popular!

As long as the taste is not bad in the future The poor accounting and considerate service must be a very objective and continuous income.

However, Ke Qing and Gan Yu rolled their eyes cutely. They were obviously not interested in this.

After all, they still have to work!

How can they have time to open a store ? ?

Of course!

This is only temporary! If it can’t be opened in the future, it’s hard to say!

……

Mondstadt, a room somewhere.

While Paimon was squeezing the girl’s legs, he looked at the coconut milk in the light screen and became greedy.

“Wow, Ying, this coconut milk looks delicious!”

“I don’t know what it tastes like?”

“Eh?”

Seeing that Yingmei didn’t speak, Paimon turned his head and looked over curiously.

He found that she was deep in thought and couldn’t help but wonder.

“Ying, what’s wrong with you?”

“I found something wrong with this review.”

Yingmei came back to her senses and said seriously

“What’s wrong?”

“Isn’t it always like this?”

Paimon spread his hands.

“If you feel something is wrong, it is better to find……”

Halfway through, she quickly covered her mouth.

At the same time, I was secretly glad in my heart.

Not bad, not bad~

I almost made fun of Ying again out of habit…

Yingmei was thinking about something, but she didn’t pay much attention.

Knowing that the other person was craving for coconut milk, he took out the [Gourmet Tablecloth] and handed it to him.

Then he came over and said with a mysterious face

“Don’t you think this review is too serious?”

“You know, this is not a serious review!”

The review this time said it was coconut milk!

But the video is a serious sales advertisement.

Based on Yingmei’s understanding of the light curtain man, I always feel that something is wrong.

Maybe… the real coconut milk should be something else?!

“well enough?”

“Didn’t I also comment on Keqing in my previous review of Keqing?”

Paimon was a little absent-minded.

Her mind was now on coconut milk! She immediately picked up the [Gourmet Tablecloth] happily and prepared to show it.

Seeing this foodie look, Yingmei rolled her eyes angrily.

At that moment, she also He stopped being the Riddler and directly stated his guess.

After hearing this, Paimon’s hands froze and his eyes widened unconsciously.

“You…you mean, the one in the video is not real coconut milk”

“Real coconut milk is actually Ganyu……”

“No proof, but I guess so.”

Yingmei looked confident. Hiss

~!

Paimon took a breath of cold air.

If this is the case, then it is too… too unreasonable…

But when you think about it, it is indeed reasonable.

This is the real crookedness.!

But it’s a good thing I didn’t do it like this.

Otherwise, the seven-star secretary would have resigned directly.

Because he was completely shameless to see anyone.

“No, this news is too shocking!”

“I…I need to drink some coconut milk to calm down!”

Paimon’s little hand adjusted the emotions in her heart, and then began to operate.

But soon, she started to feel excited.

“What’s wrong?”

Yingmei looked over.

Paimon didn’t say anything and did the operation again.

After finding that there was still no movement, she couldn’t help but be a little surprised.

“Ying, that coconut milk didn’t appear! [Gourmet tablecloth] Could it be broken?”

“real or fake?”

Yingmei looked a little suspicious.

She also came over and tried it. She found that it really didn’t manifest.

After being surprised, she tried other delicacies and found that it worked again.

Tried coconut milk again, but it didn’t work!

Tried other things, it worked.!

Then it’s obvious.

The problem is coconut milk!

“How is this going?”

“Why can’t I show coconut milk?”

Paimon scratched his head in confusion.

She still wanted to taste it.

Yingmei touched her chin and thought for a moment, and suddenly a light flashed through her head.

【Gourmet tablecloth] is based on imagined food and then realized it.

But what if what Paimon was thinking about just now was not delicious food, but the real coconut milk she just mentioned?

Thinking of this, she quickly told Paimon her guess.

Paimon’s eyes widened again.

Don’t say it!

Don’t even say it!

After listening to Yingmei’s words just now, all she thought about was that.

And that, strictly speaking, is not considered gourmet at all!

Thinking of this, Paimon shook his head and tried again

“Foodie tablecloth, I want the coconut milk shown in the video made with coconut milk and goat milk!”

“Not that coconut milk corpse!”.