Genshin Impact: Traveler in a Foreign Land

There were three fools standing at the front desk, as if they were planning to stay in the hotel.

"This trip is too far. Boss lady, is there really no room?"One of them asked. The so-called boss's wife in his mouth was a woman with brown hair and blue eyes, wearing a red cheongsam, named Philgodette. Just like her name, hair color and eyes, she was not Liyue. A local.

At this moment, Gaudette was touching the cat with a black back and a white belly on the counter, and said helplessly

"You three should find another place to stay. We don’t have any rooms for now. If you just want to eat, you can go downstairs to eat."

"what the hell……"One of the purple-haired fools said with dissatisfaction:"Brothers worked hard to climb up, but in the end they didn't get a seat, so why didn't the maid below say anything?""

"What bad luck!"

The other one, who was more clever, seemed to have noticed something. He leaned on the counter and asked with a suspicious look on his face:"I said, boss lady, you don't want us to stay here, right? There are many people along the way. Have encountered such a situation!"

"What happened to us fools? Isn't it your store's luck to be so unpopular and to be able to serve a crowd of fools?"

I saw that Godette was a little unhappy, and her tone became a little irritable.

"If you say no, it means no. Guests can go elsewhere!"

"really!"The fools were even more sure that this woman just didn't want them to live there.

At that moment, the three fools were very excited and patted the counter one by one.

"Why, even you Qianyan Army wouldn’t act like this when they see us fools! The seemingly clever fool shouted:"Is it possible that your inn is special?""

While talking, Bai Di and his party also came over.

"Are they fools? They all went to Dihuazhou."Keqing said casually and walked to the counter.

"It's Master Yuheng. Gaudette smiled and said:"It's really hard. I'm dealing with some chores. Please wait a moment.""

Keqing nodded slightly without saying anything. She had no interest in dealing with the fools, let alone three people who were just looking for trouble.

"Are there no rooms? Paimon didn't know why, and said with an unhappy face:"I still want to stay here for one night.""

"Ask again later. Bai Di smiled.

He had no intention of continuing to leave in the afternoon. The food had not been collected yet. He had to go there for a run in the afternoon. Improving his strength was the key. There was also a fight on Liyue's side...

Xiangling ran over carelessly.

"Can I borrow the kitchen here? boss!"

"boss? Paimon scratched his head:"It turns out she's not the landlady, but the boss. She looks nothing like her at all. With such a big inn, the boss must be very rich."

Ying also sighed slightly and said,"It's true."……"

"It’s Xiangling! Gaudette said politely:"Are you here to ruin our situation?" The chef of Wanmintang came to Wangshu Inn to borrow the kitchen... It makes people feel suspicious."

Xiang Ling waved her hands hurriedly and explained:"No, no, no, I want to cook for my friends, but...it's really a bit inappropriate, so let's forget it."

Gedette smiled brightly.

"Just kidding you, do we really mind this? Let’s go to the kitchen to find Yanxiao. Besides..."

She looked over here and greeted:"Several distinguished guests, please wait a moment. Where is the shopkeeper?……"

"Huai'an!"Gaudette shouted.

Huaian, the shopkeeper who was watering the flowers outside the house, was called back by her like a waiter. When she saw the guests, she hurriedly and enthusiastically led the way.

"Guests, please come this way!"

"Hello!"The purple-haired guy in the Fools crowd suddenly shouted in dissatisfaction:"What's this? They don't let us stay in the hotel, but let us go down to eat, so these people can stay up there. The treatment is too bad!"

Gaudette suddenly covered her forehead, really ignoring this point. It was a bit difficult to explain at this moment, so she had to say:"Huai'an, you can handle it."

This seemingly well-behaved man with a beard, Huai'an, looked at the three fools at this moment and said with a smile.

"You three, I have a lot of distinguished customers in my store, and you fools have just arrived recently. It’s inconvenient to explain some things clearly. Please don’t make trouble in my place!"

Well, the shopkeeper's words were strong, but when the three fools heard this, they became even more angry.

The purple-haired man stood up, pointed at Huai'an and said,"Are you a big bully in the store? Why can’t we fools come and stay!"

"It’s not that you can’t. Huai'an directly hugged his chest and said with a solemn expression:"It's inappropriate. There are quite a few differences between them.""

"Oops, I have such a headache."Xiang Ling shook her head at this moment, walked among them, looked at the three fools, and said unceremoniously

"Just leave. Fools are coming to Liyue. They don’t have good intentions. If you continue to make trouble, I will beat you!"

"come on!"Paimeng cheered inexplicably.

Xiangling put her hands on her hips and looked at the three of them proudly.

The three of them were immediately startled.

"Humph, this is Liyue’s territory. We fools are all guests. Isn’t this how Liyue treats guests?"The purple-haired man came back to his senses and seemed determined to regain face for his brothers.

"It’s okay not to live, it’s okay not to eat, but your words have seriously affected the friendly diplomacy between the two countries. If reported to the adults, this matter is not a small matter."

Xiang Ling suddenly looked a little confused and thought hard.

Finally, he took out the red tassel gun and pointed it at the three people without hesitation.

"I don’t understand what you’re saying, and since it doesn’t make sense, I’ll slap you down!"

"this……"Gaudette suddenly felt helpless.

Xiangling's cooking skills are famous in Liyue City, but all she thinks about are recipes.

She would rather fight than say anything to someone she doesn't like. And at this moment, Xiangling's eyes were full of fighting spirit. She felt that dealing with these three people was like making a dish.

"Are you going to fight?"Purple Hair didn't bother, the three of them took out the medicine bottle with great momentum.

"An alchemist?"The shopkeeper Huaian was a little surprised.

It's not that he's worried about anything. If there's a fight, the store will be in trouble. The potion bottles of Fool's People contain fire, ice and thunder. If there is any problem with this inn, it's a trivial matter to lose money. , delayed the business and so on, and left a bad influence on the distinguished guests of the inn, but it was a big deal

"Some of you, please wait. Huai'an hurriedly stopped in front of Xiang Ling and explained:"Don't do anything here, Xiang Ling, if your rice cooker breathes fire, my inn will burn down.""

"And these three...this...hey!"

"Then go out and fight!"Xiang Ling turned her spear around and put it behind her.

"Who goes out to fight with you?"The purple-haired fools suddenly became unhappy.

"If you apologize to us, we don’t care. The boss lady also needs to apologize to us!"

"Otherwise, no one will have a good time today."

This guy knows very well that there are many people on the other side, so if you really fight, you won't get any benefits. The most you can do is report it to the superiors. But who likes being beaten?

So, just find some face and leave. He already feels a little regretful. He wants to be in this store. I planned to make a fuss.

I didn’t expect that the original god with the eye of god would appear, and there were Liyue Seven Stars beside them. Liyue Seven Stars naturally wouldn’t take action against them, but they looked very frightened and panicked.……

"Let a few people see the joke."Gaudette did not forget to greet everyone.

"Three guests, I'm sorry, please leave."

"snort!"The purple-haired fool sneered triumphantly:"And you, Nizi with a spear!"

"you……"Xiangling looked a little hesitant as her boss apologized.

Her original intention was to help solve the trouble, but it seemed that it only made it more troublesome.

Just when she was about to speak, Bai Di walked up.

He looked at the three of them, thought for a moment and said,"My friend can't possibly apologize to you. Instead, you have to apologize to me, which has wasted a lot of my time. It's hard to settle the account.""

"who are you?"The purple-haired man dismissed it.

"What's the matter with you? Just go away, you brat!"

Bai Di looked indifferent, held out the wings of the sky in his hand, looked at the three people calmly, plucked the strings without warning, and played the admonishment movement. The beautiful rhythm came out, and the three people were looking at him in confusion.

"What kind of music is playing suddenly? The weird one……"When the purple-haired man was mid-sentence, he suddenly shrank and lay on the ground, turning into a big black-backed dog.

The other three also turned into two big yellow dogs.

"What?"Ke Qing looked at the three dogs on the ground in surprise.……

"Have they turned into dogs?"Xiang Ling also took a step back, with a face full of shock.

Good guy, it suddenly became lively.

These three dogs seemed a little uncomfortable when they first turned into dogs. They wanted to stand up, but suddenly found that they were on their back feet. It's hard to support, and at first glance, my hands become claws

"woof woof woof~~~(What’s wrong with me? I seem to have no strength?)"

"woof woof woof~~~(Me too, I have no hands!)"

"woof woof woof~~~(My legs are so weak, I can’t stand up!)"

Two yellow and one black, suddenly started flopping on the ground, and each of them had four paws jumping around, spinning on the ground. At this moment, they couldn't even walk like a normal dog, and they couldn't even stand. Can't get up.

No matter how you think about it, it's impossible to learn to lie down. Instead, you're like three crazy dogs.

"It looks quite cute."The landlady covered her mouth and laughed.

Ke Qing couldn't help but blush slightly, looking at this crazy and cute dog.

Many people in Liyue like to raise dogs. Now, although these three dogs look silly Yes, but don’t tell me, it still feels a little cute.

"Wow……"Xiangling knelt down and looked at them curiously:"Are they still human?"

"woof woof woof~~~(Why am I not a human anymore? Wait, you two have become dogs?)"

"woof woof woof~~~(Boss, you are the dog!)"

"Woof woof~~ (Are you scolding me?)"

"woof woof woof~~~~(Don’t dare, boss, you have really turned into a dog!)"

"woof woof~~~(What the hell, boss, let’s run!)"

"woof woof woof~~~(Run? What if we run away and we are dogs for the rest of our lives!)"

In everyone's eyes, these three dogs were lying on top of each other, jumping around with their paws and yelling at each other.

For a moment, it was like watching a sideshow.

"It's so fun, I really want to hear what they are calling."Paimeng flew over and watched carefully.

The other three girls were also close to him.

Even the proprietress walked out of the counter, and Ke Qing also looked at it curiously from a short distance away.

"What a silly three dogs."Ying couldn't help but say.

Barbara also nodded:"I can't even stand up. It looks pitiful and funny at the same time."

"Is he a fairy?"Ke Qing's eyes suddenly lit up. She watched everyone turn their heads and then explained:"In Liyue, most immortals exist in the form of animals."

"But... the Dog Fairy has never heard of it, but it is unlikely that the Fairy will turn into a crowd of fools."

"It's really strange, but if you're not an immortal, how could this happen?"

It seems that according to Keqing's common sense, she has misunderstood something.

But other girls know that they have such abilities, so they will not think of immortals or anything like that.

"woof woof~~~(Boss, the Seven Stars seems to be saying that we are immortals. We are suddenly so proud!)"

"Woof woof~~ (Immortal? Isn’t that something only in legends?)"

"woof woof~~~(You two, please be quiet, it makes my ears hurt!)"

"woof woof~~~(Boss, you are shouting too!)"

"……"

Finally, the three dogs shook their legs and lay down

"Woof woof woof~~ (Boss, look, I can stand up!)"

"Woof woof woof~~ (Boss, me too, hey, boss, you stand really steady! You are so smart for the first time as a dog!)"

"woof woof woof~~~(Are you really stupid or are you pretending to be stupid? Is this the time to think about this?)"

Da Hei Bei almost fainted from anger. He turned into a dog, and ended up being compared in a strange place.

This Da Hei back After crawling two steps on his back, he walked to Bai Di and raised his head.

"Woof woof!! Woof woof!!! (This young man, our third brother, knows he is wrong!)"

"Um? Bai Di couldn't understand what the dog was barking. He just smiled at this moment:"It seems that they can't apologize, so they'd better drive them out. Just climb down happily as hard as you climbed up.""

"Woof woof!! (This..., brother! We apologized. You two, come over and apologize. Brother is still not satisfied!)"

"Woof woof~~ (Young man, we were wrong, please change us back!)"

"Woof woof~~ (I don’t want to be a dog anymore, please turn me back into a human!)"

Huaian came to his senses, hurriedly ran to the side and picked up a wooden stick.

"Distinguished guests, wait a moment, I will drive these three dogs out right now!"As he spoke, Huai'an waved the stick directly at the three dogs.

This frightened them. They wanted to hide away one by one, but they did not dare to leave.

"Woof woof~~ (We have all apologized, please help us untie it!)"

"Woof woof~~ (We were detoured. It would be very embarrassing if we went out!)"

"Woof woof~~ (Boss, isn’t this shameful? We are dogs, others don’t know!)"

"Woof woof~~ (Stop barking for me and apologize quickly!)"

"Woof woof~~ (Young man, we were wrong……）"

The louder the three dogs barked, the more irritated the shopkeeper became. Finally, he couldn't help it and had no choice but to hit them with the stick.

Snapped!

"Woof!!"

Snapped!

"Ouch, ouch, ooh, woof~！"

Snapped!

"Ouch, ouch!! Woof, woof!"

Snapped!

"Woof...woof!! Wang……"

"……"

The barking of the dog finally calmed down. Miss Gaudette walked back to the counter, looked at Bai Di and said politely

"Travelers, thank you for your help. You should have guessed that the inn has rooms."

"Very good……"Paimon breathed a sigh of relief and looked at everyone with doubts on their faces.

"Why? It seems like you all know about it?"

"only……"Huai'an followed up tacitly and said:"There have been more and more fools recently. A storm is coming. Our inn doesn't want to accept guests right now. I heard that the Goethe Hotel over there in Mondstadt was being tortured a lot. You also saw the inn. Up and down, they are just businessmen and travelers, there are no fools at all"

"Oh, let’s not talk about this anymore. I’ve delayed everyone’s dinner. Come with me.……"