God Emperor of Dragon Tripod

Chapter 84 Mouthpiece

Chu Jun and Zhao Yu were ecstatically exchanging lips and tongues, but they didn't realize that the courtyard door was pushed open. Xiao Xiao poked his head in and looked at them curiously.

Chu Jun and Zhao Yu separated in a panic, and Zhao Yu shyly covered his pretty face and turned his back to the courtyard door.

Facing Xiao Xiaoman's eyes full of strong thirst for knowledge, Chu Jun bit the bullet and said, "Sister Zhao Yu's eyes were squinted by the sand, I'll show her!"

Zhao Yuqiao blushed like a fire, turned around and said softly: "Xiao Xiao, you are back, come quickly and let my sister hug you!"

Xiao Xiao threw herself into Zhao Yu's arms and asked, "Sister Zhao Yu's eyes are squinted by the sand? Xiao Xiao will blow it to you, Brother Jun doesn't know how to blow it, it's all over his mouth!"

"Ah!" Zhao Yu groaned lightly, and his neck was stained with a red glow.

Chu Jun almost fell over, coughed lightly and said, "Nonsense, when did brother Jun blow his mouth!"

Zhao Yu gave Chu Jun a blank look in embarrassment, unable to stay any longer, she put down her little escape and left the courtyard gate. There were two female disciples waiting for her in the distance, obviously going down the mountain with her to buy something and go shopping. Covered best friend.

Chu Jun couldn't help being extremely annoyed, after two months, he was finally able to keep warm for a while, but was destroyed by this little rascal breaking in.

"Hee hee, Brother Jun, Xiao Xiao saw you kissing Sister Zhao Yu just now!" Xiao Xiao blinked triumphantly.

Chu Jun couldn't help crying and laughing, picked up Xiaoxiao and spanked his ass, and cursed: "What nonsense are you talking about!"

Xiao Xiao pursed her lips and said, "You guys just kissed, don't let anyone say it!"

Chu Jun couldn't help sweating, and said embarrassingly, "What do you know about kissing?"

Xiao Xiao seriously said: "Of course I understand, if you like it, you can kiss it!"

With black lines all over Chu Jun's head, he said in a deep voice, "Who told you?"

Seeing Chu Jun, Xiaoxiao seemed to be angry, and said timidly, "Brother Monkey said that!"

"Which monkey brother?" Chu Jun frowned.

Xiaoxiao pointed to the outside, pouted and said, "It's the skinny monkey brother!"

"Damn, so it's Shen Xiaobao that monkey!" Chu Jun couldn't help crying and laughing.

Putting her arms around Chu Jun's neck, Xiaoxiao asked earnestly, "Does brother Jun like Xiaoxiao?"

"Of course I like it!" Chu Jun said.

Xiao Xiao cheered, pursed her red mouth and kissed Chu Jun's lips, and said happily: "Xiao Xiao also likes Brother Jun very much, we can kiss!"

Chu Jun was stunned for a moment, put Xiao Xiao on the ground, opened the courtyard door and stood outside Xiong Jiu, shouting: "Shen Xiaobao, get out of here!"

That bastard Shen Xiaobao really rolled down from a thick tree outside the door, somersaulted in front of Chu Jun, and said with a smile: "How did you find me? No...it must have been betrayed by the little traitor." Lord Bao!"

"Sell your uncle!" Chu Jun punched his face with a fist as big as a casserole.

Shen Xiaobao hurriedly dodged to dodge, and shouted strangely: "You are so shameless, you actually engaged in a sneak attack!"

Chu Jun kicked his yin leg as fast as lightning and popped out. Driven by the divine power of the new moon, the speed of this kick was extremely fast. Shen Xiaobao almost got hit. Staring at Chu Jun, he said, "You are crazy, you want to tear down my ancestral hall!"

Chu Jun rushed over without saying a word, Shen Xiaobao didn't dare to neglect, and used the Monkey's Hundred Transformations to dodge and move like an agile monkey.This guy's body skills are now more proficient, and he can often avoid Chu Jun's attacks from an unimaginable angle for ordinary people, which is amazing.Xiao Xiao clapped her hands and shouted, "Brother Jun spanked him!"

Gradually, Chu Jun became more and more proficient in hitting, forcing Shen Xiaobao to keep retreating, and finally jumped up the tree.As soon as he climbed the tree, Chu Jun had nothing to do with him.

Shen Xiaobao squatted on a branch, out of breath, and said: "Should I still fight?"

Chu Jun waved his hands helplessly: "Stop fighting, get out!"

Shen Xiaobao chuckled, jumped down from the tree, patted Chu Jun's shoulder with a bad face, and said, "Isn't it just to ruin the good thing between you and Senior Sister Zhao, you don't have to do that... ah!"

Shen Xiaobao screamed before he finished speaking, and bent down like a boiled shrimp.It turned out that Chu Jun made a small grab, twisted his thumb, and immediately twisted his hand to the back. The pain caused the guy to bend over and pouted in pain: "Oh, I was wrong, Junior Brother Chu... ...Oh... let go, Senior Brother Chu, Grandpa Chu, just treat the little one like a fart!"

Tiny giggles!

Chu Jun couldn't help crying and laughing, and scolded: "Grandpa Chu can't let out such a stinky fart like you!"

Shen Xiaobao was so choked that he couldn't speak, Chu Jun kicked his upturned buttocks lightly and scolded with a smile: "See if you dare to teach Xiaoxiao bad in the future!"

Shen Xiaobao wailed and shouted: "I'm wronged, I didn't teach Xiaoxiao anything, she ran to push the door by herself!"

Xiaoxiao blinked her eyes and said, "Brother Monkey is lying. You said you made a bet with Xiaoxiao that Brother Jun and Sister Zhao Yu were kissing. Let Xiaoxiao go and see if it is true. If not, let Xiaoxiao kick his ass!"

Chu Jun couldn't help but have black lines all over his head, Shen Xiaobao smiled apologetically and said, "I'm wronged, I can't believe what this brat says!"

"Xiao Xiao, do you want to kick the monkey's ass?" Chu Jun asked with a serious face.

Xiao Xiaohuan yelled, and without waiting for Chu Jun's order, she raised her little foot and kicked Shen Xiaobao's butt, then giggled.Shen Xiaobao clamped his legs in pain. It turned out that his little feet were short and he kicked the ball!

Chu Jun couldn't help sweating, and let go of Shen Xiaobao's thumb.

After a while, Shen Xiaobao regained his strength, rubbed his sore thumb, and said with a playful smile: "What kind of trick is this? It seems very powerful!"

Chu Jun said angrily: "Little catcher!"

Shen Xiaobao couldn't help but his eyes brightened: "Little catcher, what kind of technique is this? Teach me?"

Chu Jun's heart moved, Shen Xiaobao was very savvy in this regard, and the little grappling hand combined with his monkey's ever-changing body skills, definitely increased the power, and this guy might even create a new form of technique.Chu Jun was born in the army, with a bold personality, and he didn't have the habit of hiding from his friends, so he demonstrated the small grappling hand, and then explained the structure of human joints to Shen Xiaobao.

It was the first time for Shen Xiaobao to hear this kind of fresh technique, and he couldn't help being fascinated by it, and asked about what he didn't understand from time to time.It has to be said that Shen Xiaobao is extremely talented in this area, and can often draw inferences about other cases from one instance.

"Wonderful, every part of the body can be used to injure the enemy, and every joint can be used to control the enemy, making small moves and small captures! Wonderful!" Shen Xiaobao sighed.

This unheard of, self-contained technique made Shen Xiaobao feel refreshed, and at the same time realized the power of it, if it is combined with his own body skills, it will be even more powerful.

Shen Xiaobao glanced at Chu Jun gratefully, and even bowed solemnly.You must know that all sects regard their own skills as more important than their lives. Chu Jun can pass on the skills to himself without reservation, which shows that he really regards himself as a good friend who takes care of him wholeheartedly.

Chu Jun raised his foot and kicked over, and scolded with a smile: "Don't do this!"

Shen Xiaobao actually received Chu Jun's kick without avoiding it, and smiled, with a trace of brotherly sincerity in his eyes.

Chu Jun smiled and said: "Master asked you to come, hurry up and hand over the second layer of Wu Lei Zheng Tian Jue!"

Shen Xiaobao said with a look of jealousy: "I don't know what kind of shit luck you have, you have entered the late stage of spirit refining after one year of entry, at this speed of cultivation, maybe you can really reach the spirit congealing before the star is seized!"

Chu Jun said: "That's my talent, it has nothing to do with shit luck, and I will definitely participate in the star competition!"

Shen Xiaobao said quite disbelievingly: "Just blow it up, breaking through from the late stage of refining spirit to congealing spirit, this is a big level bottleneck, not as easy as you imagined, don't even think about it in two or three years... Oh, forget You kid has Lei Gang walnuts, but it will take more than a year anyway, and when you reach the Condensation Stage, the ten-year star competition is over, you better wait for the next one!"

Chu Jun said confidently, "Do you want to bet?"

Shen Xiaobao's thin face immediately turned red, and he shouted: "Master Bao, I've never been afraid, what are you betting on?"

Chu Jun smiled and said: "Whoever loses will take off his clothes and run from the foot of the mountain to the top of the mountain!"

"Okay, okay!" Xiaoxiao shouted, clapping his little hands in fear of chaos.

Shen Xiaobao was a little dumbfounded, and said in a stuttering manner: "This is not very good, is it?"

Chu Jun said with a half smile but not a smile: "Shrink?"

"Okay, it's a deal!" Shen Xiaobao gritted his teeth and said fiercely.

Next, Shen Xiaobao taught Chu Jun the second level of the Five Thunders Zhengtian Jue.

"Hey, Chu Jun, Master Bao, I can't wait to see your heroic demeanor when you run up the mountain with your bare butt!" Shen Xiaobao glanced at Chu Jun's crotch with a wicked smile.

Not to be outdone, Chu Jun said, "Don't worry, I'll find you a bamboo pole, pack and hang the clothes you took off on it, and let you carry it up the mountain!"

Thinking about that wretched scene, Shen Xiaobao couldn't help laughing out loud!

"Chu Jun, if you can really reach the spirit congealing stage before taking the stars, it will be worth it for me to do that!" Shen Xiaobao smiled and said solemnly: "I sincerely hope that you can participate in the star taking, when our brother Let's join forces and kill that Xu Huang!"

Chu Jun nodded: "Then let's talk about it, you have a small body, and you run up the mountain with bare buttocks, maybe you can seduce a few female monkeys!"

"Fortunately, sir!" Shen Xiaobao scolded with a smile, stretched out his hand and made a small grabbing move, trying to snap off Chu Jun's thumb, but Chu Jun easily pulled it off, and in turn let Chu Jun snap off his thumb and little finger, slapping his wrist joint to death , He squatted down immediately in pain.

Chu Jun's little catcher has been infiltrated for nearly ten years at least, and he is familiar with locking and unlocking every joint. Shen Xiaobao has just learned one and a half moves, which is just like cupping on a chrysanthemum - looking for shit (death).

"Master Chu... ah... I know I'm wrong, just treat me like a fart!" Shen Xiaobao begged for mercy shamelessly.

Chu Jun let go of his hand, kicked his ass, and said with a smile: "Go away, you don't feel ashamed!"

Shen Xiaobao dodged the kick lightly, unexpectedly pinched the little pink face, then fled away like flying, picked up a stone and chased it out angrily, but in the end he couldn't even see him.

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