God Simulator

 On the holiday, Lu Yao had a dinner with two college roommates.

Zhou Qiang is basically the same as before. He has become accustomed to working in the community and has a girlfriend, Lin Jie. He showed everyone the photo on his phone. It was a very cute girl who liked to show her thumbs to the camera.

“She works at the funeral parlor outside Beimen as an undertaker, putting makeup on the dead.”

 When he said this, Zhou Qiang was chewing on a piece of ribs.

Another roommate, Huang Yibo, exclaimed: "It's a good work unit. It's a public institution affiliated with the civil affairs department. It's stable."

“It’s just that the working location is not good and it’s too far from the city.”

Zhou Qiang was annoyed: “It’s not easy to take a taxi there, and even Didi drivers refused to go there. Most of the time, she stayed in the dormitory of her work unit.”

“Lin Jie has a strange hobby... Lu Yao, I mentioned it to you.”

He sighed: "She likes to put makeup on me, especially in the middle of the night when I am asleep. She will put makeup on me, and then take it off for me. At this time, she will be very excited and blush excitedly."

“I exposed her before, and she said she was practicing her craft. I think she is already a professional, so why does she still need to use my face for makeup... It feels a bit weird, stimulating and stimulating, but I always feel a bit perverted.”

“Besides, she rarely smiles since I’ve known her. It’s a professional habit and she must not smile while working, otherwise she may be beaten by her family members. Over time, she has developed a stern expression.”

 “Anyway, there is a feeling that something is wrong.”

 Lu Yao cannot comment.

Zhou Qiang’s ex-girlfriend is Yu Yao, who eats raw fish, and his current girlfriend is Lin Jie, who loves to put on makeup for him in the middle of the night.

Although everyone has different hobbies... Lu Yao has never seen this situation before.

Huang Yibo adjusted his glasses and said, "I think it's not bad. Modern people are under a lot of pressure. My mentor always worships Guan Gong before starting a project. He invited a consecrated statue of Guan Gong to be placed in the office and asked us to worship together. He said Three points in opening the question is determined by seven points of hard work."

“He also raised a money tree and asked us to take good care of it, saying that Feng Shui was very important. He said that last year, there was a professor next door whose money tree was watered with boiling water, and then something went wrong and he was taken away by the Discipline Inspection Commission.”

“Everyone imagines that academic battles in colleges and universities are about each producing results and gods fighting, but the reality is that they water each other’s money trees, pay homage to Guan Gong and Bodhisattva, and secretly record music during meals..."

Zhou Qiang was shocked: "Is this how it is done in colleges and universities now?"

 Huang Yibo spread his hands: “I know it sounds outrageous, but it’s the truth.”

 He is a graduate student at a certain Jiaotong University in 211 in this city, and is currently a second-year graduate student.

Everyone exchanged various weird things and complained about each other.

 Then everyone lamented that nowadays, whether working or studying, people will suffer from slack syndrome, which generally means they don’t want to go out, and they feel depressed when they think about going to work and working, and they can’t cheer up.

They both looked at Lu Yao: "You seem to be in good spirits. Do you have any secrets?"

Lu Yao said: "The secret is not to mess up at work."

"really."

 The two roommates nodded.

 Actually, as time goes by, I will feel a little less like working.

The thing that is better about Lu Yao now than in the past is that he is interested in and likes what he does. Although he often stays up late and works non-stop, it is not bad.

 Finally, the most important point is that if you take three days off and one day off, it’s okay during the holidays.

 …

 At 12 noon the next day, Lu Yao made a cup of jasmine tea and turned on the monitor on time to go to work.

 Hand display on the simulator.

　　【The divine Slimod prays to you. 】

 Lu Yao click to view.

 The screen jumps to Kunlun, where the green-clad **** is standing in front of the giant black tree in Kunlun.

He hung some colorful flags on the immortal tree and transformed the immortal tree into a Kunlun Christmas tree, adding a lot of color and vitality.

 Sensing the arrival of God Yao, Slimud immediately knelt down on one knee in the direction of the screen: "Lord Zhengshen, I am trying to further cultivate the immortal tree to make its image more acceptable."

Lu Yao saw that the old black gods like puppets behind the immortal tree had disappeared.

 “They are under the ground, their roots taken back by the immortal tree.”

Slimold explained: “This will be more convenient and won’t take up space.”

This function is quite good.

"The growth of the immortal tree continues, but I humbly pray to you for another thing."

Slimod said: "In the Immortal City of Yunzhong Temple, there was an emergency seven years ago..."

 There is a lot of text in the dialog box, and the content is detailed and informative.

Lu Yao was a little surprised after reading it.

Odin made a trick in the Kingdom of Mist [Niflheim]. He bound one of the roots of the world tree "Yugatrasi" in the anchorage of Norse mythology to the Eternal Fountain, leaving Next backend vulnerability.

This tree root will absorb the power of the entire Kingdom of Mist through the inexhaustible spring, and eventually hatch out a godlike creature shaped like Odin, which will bite back the world where the Kingdom of Mist is located.

 Lu Yao was a little unhappy.

 He put this [King of the Gods] on the blacklist in his heart. If he had the chance to meet him in the future, he must settle the score with him.

This time, Nevid's timely response prevented the situation from getting out of control further. Slimod's true body has been taking care of the Immortal Tree in Kunlun for a long time, and his clone also carried out follow-up treatment after the accident.

 Lu Yao looked towards the Kingdom of Fog.

 The inexhaustible spring is still releasing water mist.

Nevid stood beside him, leaning on his sword.

 Seeing the apostle who had been away for a long time, Lu Yao couldn't help but smile.

 Blood Knight is still as reliable as ever.

I still remember the early pioneer days of Yao civilization. I had Isabel on my left hand and Blood Knight on my right hand. Thanks to these two people, they have solved many difficulties, defeated hostile gods, killed monsters to open up frontiers, and set foot in the abyss... so that the little pixel people have a stable environmental foundation.

　Now Isabel is still by her side, but the Blood Knight has been standing guard here silently for many years.

Naved has never been a smart type, but he is the benchmark of a warrior in Lu Yao's eyes.

Lu Yao selected a godhead and affixed it to the knight's armor.

 Navid's whole body was filled with white light.

 Among the gods, the White God represents opportunity, King Wuji interprets single-mindedness, and the tyrant defends order.

  Nevid symbolizes perseverance.

Even though he was qualified as a god, the Blood Knight remained expressionless. He knelt down on one knee and said, "Sir, follow your oracle."

 Lu Yao told him.

—Go to the Resurrection Kingdom, Maocao and Daisy will assist you.

"As you command, my lord." A line of ellipses appeared above Nevid's head.

He then said: "Sir, there is a warrior who is suitable to guard this place."

 Lu Yao became interested.

 The Blood Knight, who had always only focused on his mission, actually recommended talents.

This is a rare thing.

 The candidate recommended by the Blood Knight is one of the parties involved in the World Tree. He is also the Dark Snake who cooperates with the Blood Knight to complete a fatal blow to the enemy.

Lu Yao turned his gaze to the side of the map.

Not far from the Blood Knight, there was a **** pixel snake coiled on the ground, raising its neck.

 …

 【Underworld Serpent LV31】Nidhogg【Weak】

 Health: 4330/4330

 Mana: 1/1

  Damage: 33

 Defense: 26

 Speed: 12

  【Underworld Snake】

Snake born in the underworld, with dragon bloodline, will be extremely weak and even freeze into suspended animation when exposed to the sun. All attributes will increase by 10% in a dark environment.

  【Death follower】

Have a keen insight into the power of death.

  【Toxin intake】

 Grow rapidly by ingesting various toxins. The more harmful the toxins are, the greater their growth will be.

  【Undead】

 …

Nidhogg is quite famous in Norse mythology. He is the poisonous dragon that gnaws at the roots of the World Tree.

Although it was reborn, it also degenerated back to its original appearance.

 Odin used this immortal underworld snake as a dry battery, used it to store energy, and then replenished it with the roots of the World Tree. Anyway, Nidhogg is immortal and will be resurrected.

 Blood Knight recommends Dark Serpent for two reasons.

 “It saves people in times of danger.”

 “Normally, people like it.”

Lu Yao opened the backstage of Yunzhong Temple and viewed Nidhogg's journey to rebirth.

It is a popular traffic star in the Everlasting City. It has made great contributions to the city's tourism industry. It even donated money to the Everlasting City to build a school for the Nibelungen clan... Just looking at this resume, it is simply a model for the city.

No matter what this underworld snake thinks or what it has been like in the past, it has indeed brought a very positive influence to the Yao people.

 There is only one problem.

It is not a follower of Lu Yao.

  It is written in the detailed panel of the Underworld Snake.

 …

【Belief】

none

【ideal】

 The more you get, the more you do.

  Transform into a dragon again.

 …

 Lu Yao understood.

Nidhogg is the type who works as much as he is paid. As a result, the people in the Eternal City immediately gave him full treatment, and he had to hold himself to the standards of a hero.

 Once you become a hero, it is difficult to look back.

 Lu Yao thought for a while.

It is not a big deal if the underworld snake does not believe in itself, as long as it faithfully fulfills its personal responsibilities and participates in the development and construction of Yao civilization.

 Besides, faith can be cultivated.

 Just like the original marriage of [UFO God], it’s okay to develop feelings after getting married.

Lu Yao placed the apostle's mark on Nidhogg's head.

A surprised expression appeared on the head of the underworld snake: "Me? I... Lord Yao Shen, but I..."

 Eventually it accepted the appointment.

 Lu Yao typed on its head.

 —Take over from Nevid and hold on here. He thinks highly of you.

A light bulb lit up on the underworld snake's head, and it seemed to understand.

 “Yes, Lord God!”

“Nidhogg will definitely ensure the safety and stability of the Country of Mist, just like Mr. Nevid!”

 Lu Yao was very satisfied.

This is enough.

Then he turned his attention to the Eternal Fountain, where there was a huge root system all over the ground. The many tree roots condensed into a wooden version of the Blood Knight.

 What is strange is that this monster only has a simple entry and no other panel data.

 …

　　【Mysterious Species LV99】: A miraculous creature bred from the World Tree "Yugatrash".

 …

Slemud said: "Sir, there was still relevant information when it was in Odin form, but the mark of Odin was obliterated, and it is in a state of chaos. Currently, it is imitating Mr. Nevid. Scholars of the Yao people are still continuing to study the specific situation..."

 Lu Yao logged into the committee database and searched, and there were very few descriptions of the Nordic World Tree.

 There is nothing we can do about it.

Primary information on each pantheon is in the hands of the host country where the myth is located and will not be made public.

He was very tired when searching for Egyptian mythology before, but he got very little information.

Then you can only try to find Linggong.