Golden Greenery

"Ma... Diebold, right? Ke..., Coach Xiao Ke, right? Xiao Ke, let me tell you, as soon as this coach saw you, he felt that you have strange bones and extraordinary talents. You will definitely be in the future. He will become a wonderful flower in the coaching world. Let me tell you, being a coach consists of one destiny, two lucks, three feng shui, four accumulations of yin virtue and five readings. Look at this coach, I know astronomy from above and geography from below. Mingyue, go to the sea and catch five ocean turtles. Coach, why am I so good? Because coach, I have a very good health habit, I never eat breakfast on an empty stomach..."

Klopp was almost shaken to pieces. This embarrassment was even more intense than before.

"... Talking about how to avoid eating breakfast on an empty stomach? This coach has his own unique skills, and I don't tell most people. Today, Xiaoke and I hit it off as soon as we met, so I will teach you. Who asked this coach to Yi Bo Yun Tian Gu You Lan Nie?"

"Don't pee first when you get up in the morning, otherwise you won't have an empty stomach..."

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"Andre, I said you have that stupid skill, why don't you think about how to pay your grandfather Thomas's money back first." Hassler's appearance rescued Klopp, who was about to collapse, and Madiburg's head coach He took the opportunity to run away without even daring to look back.

Hasler is six years younger than Bremer. The two were teammates on the national team for four times during that year, and they are very familiar with each other. After Bremer's investment failed, he was heavily in debt. He shamelessly borrowed money from everyone he knew. The first to bear the brunt were Hassler and other national team buddies. Everyone also knows that he is in trouble, and the brotherhood still exists today. You and I gave him 50,000 and 30,000 yuan to help him, and the wealthy stars did not expect him to return the favor. But who knew that Bremer, who had nothing to gain, would taste the sweetness and keep making mistakes every now and then.

"Brother Klinsmann, brother, don't I owe you 60,000 marks? Don't worry, I will remember it. I have a big project in hand, and I will be rich immediately after I pay the money. I can't live without you, brother." That’s it, big brother, you can give me another 40,000 yuan, and I’ll round up the sum and give it back to you later. How about that? Big brother?”

"Brother Mateus, Xiaobu, I took your 50,000 yuan and it is going up on the Nasdaq somersaults. I can't let it go, Xiaobu! My brother-in-law's cousin's second aunt's neighbor, There is internal information from a Wall Street institution. Isn’t it awesome? That’s it, Brother Ma, you can give Xiao Bu another 40,000 yuan, and when you turn around and do enough somersaults, Xiao Bu, I will give you back 100,000 yuan. Isn’t that interesting, Brother Ma? Hey , Brother Ma, don’t leave..."

No one is a fool!

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"...Hey, Thomas, today's weather... hahaha..., you are still so handsome and handsome. Thomas, let me tell you..."

“Stop fucking doing this with me.

Grandpa, my money didn’t come from strong winds. If you don’t tell me one, two, three today, believe it or not, grandpa, I’ll beat you up? "Dwarf Tiger is not doing it for the little money, he is doing it to beat Bremer before the game.

"...Hey, Thomas, we are all old buddies. Talking about money hurts feelings, isn't it? How tacky! In this way, I will set up a table later when I get a chance, and we two brothers can talk about old times. Money is easy to talk about, and I have several big projects on my hands... ..." Bremer was really afraid of Hassler being so generous.

"Don't look back, let's do it today. It's better to choose a different day than to hit it. After the game, you set up a table and give it to Grandpa Thomas!" The short-footed tiger squeezed Bremer's veins tightly.

"...Ouch! Look at my memory, there's still water on the stove! Let's talk later, Thomas. Let's get together some other time..."

Bremer left in a flash. The Kaiserslautern players' faces turned red with shame and they pretended not to see anything.

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The unreliable Bremer didn't study Madiburg's information before the game at all. It's just a third-division team that got lucky. Is it necessary? If he could remember the name Madibao, he had already put in some effort. Of course Kaiserslautern's players don't understand their opponents. That should be the coach's business. I'm so full that I can't worry about that? Therefore, the Kaiserslautern team does not know their opponents at all. Everyone only knows that there is a former superstar Dwarf Hassler, and nothing else. But Hassler is old after all. How many nails can he hit if he is covered in iron?

Kaiserslautern turned a blind eye towards Madiburg, but Madiburg knew its opponent well. Klopp's homework before the game was not as adequate as usual. From the opponent's playing style, the technical characteristics of each of the main players and substitutes, to the opponent's strengths and weaknesses, Klopp has worked hard in all aspects. Although Kaiserslautern unexpectedly played with all its main players, the characteristics of each player have long been clear to Klopp, and he urgently explained it to his players.

Kaiserslautern's starting lineup today: goalkeeper Tim Wiese, an outstanding new generation talented goalkeeper, is recognized as the successor of German goalkeeper Kahn. Three defenders: Danish international Michael Schjönberg, member of the mythical championship team, Cameroon international Metomo, and Egyptian international Ramsey. Five midfielders: Shinhwa member double captain Swiss famous star Sforza, Shinhwa member Bulgarian international Hristov, Greek international Gramozis, Shinhwa member German Riedel, Brazilian Suarez Lincoln. Double centers: Czech international Lokrenz and German international Miroslav Klose.

They are famous, almost all of them are members of the national teams of their respective countries, and they can dazzle the eyes of the audience with their dazzling brilliance. And all of them are at the peak of their playing years, with rich experience and outstanding personal abilities. It is actually not easy for Bremer to bring such a group of experts into the quagmire of relegation. Most people simply cannot do it.

On the other hand, in Madibao, except for the old Dwarf Tiger, no one else has heard of it. The old and the young are completely irrelevant. Zhuoyang, Scar, Xiaozhu, Second Brother, and Butcher occupy the midfield. Mertesacker leads Dennis, Ackerman, and the East German cool back line in a row. The goalkeeper Edmund is as green as an eggplant.

It's impossible for Kaiserslautern's stars not to despise their opponents, and rightfully so. It was only natural that they received a sap from Zhuo Yang at the beginning!

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The kick-off has already begun, and the Kaiserslautern players’ ears are still ringing with the rants made by head coach Bremer in the locker room just now.

"Is ten enough? Is it enough? Today is the day for fun. What is this little pony? What the hell is it called?"

"You guys have a great time on the court. It's really great when everyone is happy. I'm so cool as a coach, right? You guys usually work very hard. Winning is harder than eating shit. Today I let it go. It's so exciting. Made by the earth.”

"A team like today's... team is here to bring warmth to everyone. We have to fight ten of these teams! If we can't hit double digits, we will be too embarrassed to ask for help when we go out tomorrow..." Open your mouth and say hello!”