Golden Greenery

AC Milan ended up drawing 3:3 with Fiorentina in the away game, but the one who was more depressed was obviously Viola. They were in better shape and momentum, and they took the initiative throughout the game, but this is football. The best player in this game was of course the Romanian Mutu who scored three goals and scored a hat trick. The worst players were Gourcuff and Donadale, who were given a low score of 5.5 by the media.

Ancelotti accepted the award after the game, and was blocked at the door of the hotel by the awarding party and could not accept it.

Tapir, Chordata, Mammalia, Perissodactyla, Tapiridae, is an ugly and gentle animal that looks like a skinny pig or a baby elephant. In Chinese legend, tapirs can eat a person's dreams. This dream is not a dream, but a nightmare while sleeping.

Italian national television was obviously bored. They came up with a ‘Golden Tapir Award’. The trophy looked like a tapir, but the material was not fixed and the size was not fixed. The smaller one can be placed in the small compartment of the rack, and the larger one is as big as a four-wheel drive urban off-road vehicle.

The theme of the Golden Tapir Award was originally to satirize and criticize reality, but later it developed into a kind of black humor, specially awarded to stars who have recently been in bad luck or have done something embarrassing, with a bit of vulgar humor in it.

Moreover, this award is not given annually, nor is it a monthly award. It is given anytime and anywhere. As long as there is a suitable partner, the award will be presented to you immediately. There is no pattern at all. It is not unusual for dozens of trophies to be awarded in a year. At first, the winners were notified to come and receive their prizes, but this thing is that whoever goes there is a fool. Later, they didn’t even notify them, and they came directly to you for door-to-door service.

The recipients target celebrities from all walks of life, but in Italy football is the most prosperous and bright star, so most of the golden tapirs are given to the stars.

The reason why Ancelotti won this award is very simple: you are an unlucky head coach. AC Milan has not won 8 rounds, with 3 draws and 5 losses, and you are in the relegation circle. You are the worst in the world. There is no other way, it's useless even if you rebel and get angry, there are several cameras with red lights flashing, just waiting for you to pull off some TV stunts. If you don't take away the grand prize, they will be annoying like flies.

Ancelotti could only bite the bullet and cooperate, pretending to laugh at himself and receive the trophy.

Almost all famous players in Italian football have been awarded this award, and some more than once or twice. AC Milan is naturally no stranger to the Golden Tapir Award. Many people are lucky enough to receive this honor, including boss Silvio Berlusconi who has two.

Before An Pang, the person who received this award was Zhuo Yang.

It was the second day of the Milan derby. Zhuo Yang was blocked at the gate of Milano and accepted a porcelain gold tapir. The reason for the award was that as the youngest player in the Milan Derby, he actually vomited after the game, which was the first embarrassing moment for Milan that day.

Having heard about it before, Zhuo Yang was not caught off guard by this scene. Instead, he picked up the trophy with great interest and looked at it carefully.

"Golden tapir, golden tapir, why isn't it gold? You are so stingy, can you die of poverty if you get a real gold one? Or porcelain, let's see...made-in Wu Enwen, Zhiou...fuck, You are using a piece of Chinese porcelain to fool me, a Chinese, how shameless! No, change it to pure gold for me... Stop..."

For the first time, the recipient of the Golden Tapir Award fled in front of the recipient. The golden tapir is now placed on the window sill of the Lake Como villa, and the tapir's mouth was painted into flaming red lips by Zhuo Yang using Barbara's lipstick.

After the game in the evening, AC Milan divided into two groups the next day. Some people took the train back to Milan in the morning, while Zhuo Yangkaka and others had to take a plane to Zurich, Switzerland in the afternoon to participate in FIFA's annual meeting. Award Ceremony.

It was Zhuo Yang's first time to come to Florence. He was full of curiosity about this city, a prestigious tourist destination in the world. Unlike those people who like to sleep comfortably the day after the competition, Zhuoyang always wakes up very early because of his years of course study. Moreover, other people had already stopped visiting Florence, so Zhuo Yang wandered alone on the streets of Florence.

He is not too worried about being surrounded by enthusiastic fans;

Because Zhuo Yang is now too familiar with the city of Milan, it’s hard to say, but in the away game, wearing the red and black striped No. 18, everyone knows that he is AC Milan Zhuo Yang, but if he wears casual casual clothes on weekdays, the citizens there basically recognize him. If you don't tell him, you will only sell fake and shoddy handicrafts to him.

To Westerners, Chinese people basically look the same, just like Chinese characters. After Zhuo Yang put on a little disguise, he was no different from those Chinese tourists. Especially in Florence, a city where Chinese accounted for half of the total number of tourists, he was drowned in the continuous sounds of Chinese.

After walking around, we came to Piazzale Michelangelo, where his Florence branch on the Left Bank is located. Of course, it is still being renovated and will open after the New Year.

The Milan branch has been opened last month. On the opening day, all the Six Musketeers were forcibly gathered by Zhuo Yang to the small town of Como. No matter how tight the schedule was, they had to come, otherwise the brothers would have nothing to do. The AC Milan team and many Inter Milan players also went to help set up the stage to sing, and it was very lively. After a successful opening, the Milan branch of ‘Six Musketeers Left Bank’ is now doing a booming business, making money every day.

On the side facing the bronze statue of David, a storefront at the top of the square is the location of the branch. The store door faces a long red brick alley outside the square. There are many flower shops and small cafes scattered on both sides of the alley. Each shop decorates the pavement and walls in front of its door with colorful flowers, making this alley a world of flowers and a long river of flowers.

It is said that more than a hundred years ago, the most beautiful Empress of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, Princess Sissi, lived in this alley for two months and was very obsessed with it. The queen was already over fifty years old at that time, but she was still the most delicate flower here.

Today, this alley is named after the ‘Amalia’ in the middle of her name. There are many attractions near Michelangelo Square and there are many eye-catching places, but Amalia Flower Lane is undoubtedly the most beautiful place here.

When he arrived at his own store, which was being renovated, Nino Gianni was waiting for him here.

The head of the private brokerage team was not originally responsible for things like store opening and decoration, and the business of Left Bank had nothing to do with the brokerage company. But now Fatty is stationed in Milan. Zhuo Yang goes directly to him for anything, so he feels that Gianni is very idle and bored. , so he told the fat man to come here and help him keep an eye on it.

Zhuoyang was very satisfied with the progress of the project. He didn't understand it anyway, he just came for a walk. Looking at his own store and then at the flower alley opposite, Zhuo Yang had a sudden thought.

"Nino, this is where I am now. I will install a small table and chairs in the future, just one."

"This..., it's not impossible to eat under the porch, but it doesn't fit the mood and style of the Left Bank." Gianni said.

"Who said we're going to have a meal? We don't order food here. The tables and chairs are just decorations. They're just under the eaves outside the door. They just look good."

"Then... okay, you are the boss, you have the final say." Gianni nodded, and don't argue with the boss about non-principled issues.

Sitting here, drinking coffee and looking at the flower alley opposite, you can spend a whole afternoon watching it. Zhuo Yangxin said.

Paris is a famous romantic city where lovers like to go there to find their heartbeat, but Florence is the real city of love.

Left Bank will open all over the world, but there will only be a branch here in Piazza Michelangelo in Florence, with this small table and chairs outside the branch door, and the long and beautiful alley opposite. Only here will become a place that Zhuo Yang will never forget for three lifetimes in the future.

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