Great Tang Broom Star

"Your Majesty, someone beat Chen Ou."

"Idiot!" Li Zhi frowned slightly, "People like Chen Ou have righteousness in their hearts, and they can't be dismissed. Most of this matter was caused by those people who became angry from embarrassment, and Chen Ou must be renounced."

"Uncle Wu Yang arrived in time and went to the brothel with Chen Ou."

"Interesting!" Li Zhi put down his wine glass and said playfully, "He wants Chen Ou to leave those people completely..."

The emperor's dinner was leisure time, Li Zhi drank slowly, listening to all kinds of things outside with the wine, gradually getting a little drunk.

"Your Majesty, Jia Ping'an is singing in the brothel."

"Oh! What poem did he write?"

"It's weird."

...

"Outside the long pavilion, by the side of the ancient road, there are green grass and green sky. The sound of willows and flutes is still in the evening wind, and the mountains are outside the mountains at sunset."

Jia Pingan drank too much.

He stood in front, just like a later generation standing in a KTV. Several musicians didn't know how to accompany his songs at first, but now they have found some direction.

The drums from the Western Regions beat out the rhythm, the woman lowered her head frantically and played vigorously, the sound of the pipa was like gold and iron.

The atmosphere suddenly reached its peak.

The sound of the flute joined, and the musician looked at Jia Pingan while playing.

Uncle Wuyang, it's time to continue singing.

Jia Pingan hiccupped and found that apart from the music, the surroundings were very quiet.

Let me go, when did so many people surround the gate?

Jia Pingan couldn't help thinking of the effect of singing a heavy metal rock song when he was young in his previous life.

Hi!

"At the end of the sky, at the corner of the earth, half of friends are scattered."

The sound of the flute joined in, and the sound of the flute became deeper and deeper.

"A pot of turbid wine is enough to make the rest of the fun, don't dream about the cold tonight.

"

Jia Ping raised his glass and drank it down.

Chen Ou had never heard such a song, let alone such a long and short sentence.

But every sentence in these long and short sentences is parting love, and every sentence is poked in his heart.

"Uncle Wuyang!"

This is a certain confidant!

Chen Ou raised his glass and drank heavily.

"Outside the long pavilion, by the side of the ancient road, there are green grass and green sky. I ask you when you will come here, and don't linger when you come."

The singing suddenly turned soft, and Chen Ou went to the middle of the lobby to dance.

"At the end of the sky, at the corner of the earth, there are half a few friends. Life is rarely a happy gathering, but there are many partings."

crazy!

After Jia Pingan sang the song, he found that the lobby was full of people.

Everyone was dancing, and when they learned that Jia Ping'an's song was to say goodbye to Chen Ou, they all stepped forward to toast.

Chen Ou got drunk, hugged Jia Pingan and wailed loudly, and finally broke down in tears.

Jia Pingan was surrounded by a group of people singing.

The song of farewell has been sung continuously tonight.

"This is a long and short sentence." Wang Qi took a look at the transcribed content, and said contemptuously: "How could he make such vulgar things?"

In this era, poetry and prose are king. With his poetry, Li Bai succeeded in making a living in Chang'an. Even if he fell down later, he still had friends all over the world.

Wang Qi didn't expect Jia Ping'an to bow his head to do such things, so he couldn't help criticizing it.

Most humans like to criticize their opponents to gain a sense of superiority.

Zhou Xing was a little restless.

"What happened next?" Wang Qi felt relieved, and only then remembered to ask the follow-up.

"The brothel is full of people, all singing this song." Zhou Xing felt that Wang Qi underestimated Jia Pingan's strength, "Everyone is singing... Jia Pingan pointed at Chen Ou and said that this song was for him In an instant, Chen Ou was drunk with countless fine wines. He cried endlessly, and then couldn't make a sound... Wang Shangshu, from now on, Chen Ou is no longer one of us. And..."

He raised his head and said with a wry smile: "And all this is just because of a long and short sentence."

The long and short sentences you look down upon, but Jia Pingan used it to shake Pingkangfang, making Chen Ou regard him as a confidant.

Naturally, a Chen Ou can't let the small circle do anything, talents... As long as there are people in the world, there will be no shortage of talents.

But it was a slap, and it hurt everyone's faces.

Li Zhi was about to fall asleep when he heard the news.

"Short and long sentences?"

Li Zhi took the record and looked at it carefully.

"Outside the long pavilion, beside the ancient road, there are fragrant grasses and green sky... the artistic conception is not bad."

Those who write poetry look down on those who write long and short sentences, and those who write Fu look down on those who write stories...

This chain of contempt has existed for a long time.

In fact, the root of everything lies in the sense of superiority.

Those who write poems feel that they are high-level art, and they are Yangchun Baixue, while those who write long and short sentences are sluts who cater to the general public, and they are lower Liba people.

But Li Zhi fell into deep thought looking at the short and long sentences.

Artistic conception!

Seeing that he was in a mood, Wang Zhongliang quickly backed out.

"Chen Ou is divorced, hahahaha!"

The emperor inside suddenly laughed.

When you are in a good mood, you have a good appetite.

The next day, Li Zhi started to eat breakfast before dawn.

"Your Majesty, there were five farewell parties in Pingkangfang last night, and they all sang that long and short sentence all night long."

Li Zhi put down his chopsticks, "I let Jia Ping'an go, but he owed me. The emperor's debt is not easy to pay, so he brought Chen Ou over to repay the debt... I wanted him to make more mistakes. More debts, but this man is clever."

Wang Zhongliang clicked his tongue, "Your Majesty, if the courtiers outside hear that they can owe His Majesty, they will be very excited, so why is Uncle Wuyang still unwilling?"

"Of course he won't." Li Zhi ate a piece of mutton and felt that it was too much firewood, "I ordered him to investigate Chen Ou, just to let him take Chen Ou, but he covered it up for Chen Ou out of love and conscience. People, he has his own bottom line and awe, you can't drive him with interests."

Only then did Wang Zhongliang know why Jia Pingan said that his motivation was the bottom line and awe.

He is expressing his position cryptically.

——I don't do things based on authority, wind direction, or position. Right things and wrong people!

"If he owes me a debt, he will gradually bow his head, and finally he will do what I say." Li Zhi felt a little regretful, "Can't I have another Li Yifu after all?"

Wang Zhongliang felt that Li Yi's mansion was too cunning, but this person was loyal to the emperor...not loyal, it should be that the emperor gave him benefits, put them in front, and let him chase after them.

The more obedient you are, the more benefits ahead. Complete one thing, achieve a goal, and I will give you something to eat.

Isn't this the donkey pulling the mill?

Wang Zhongliang felt that he was thinking too much.

...

"Today is a day off."

Jia Ping'an drank too much last night and didn't think about it in the morning.

Du He went to the imperial city to ask for leave for Jia Pingan, while Ming Jing was doing morning class.

Xu Xiaoyu squatted in the yard to tease Ah Fu, but Ah Fu ignored him at all.

"Did someone follow Mr. Lang last night?"

Wang Laoer came out.

"Yes, two." Xu Xiaoyu said nonchalantly, "If I have to protect my husband, I will definitely kill those thieves."

"Don't be careless." Wang Laoer said: "Back then when a certain man was a scout in the army, someone thought that his own ability was invincible, so he went up to investigate the enemy's situation, but was shot into a hedgehog by the enemy's arrows. So Ah! This person has to be humble, otherwise he won't know when he will stumble."

Ming Jing, who was standing not far away, glanced at him, "I'm just better than you."

Madan!

Wang Laoer blushed and his neck was thick, "Go to the battlefield, someone can kill ten people like you!"

"Do you want to try?"

Ming Jing casually put on airs, and there was an aura of Yuan Ting and Yue Zhi.

Fuck!

Xu Xiaoyu looked at Wang's second child eagerly.

Brother, go!

Slap her in the face!

Let her know why the flowers are so red.

Wang Laoer snorted coldly, "I don't like to fight with women."

Ming Jing didn't speak, just maintained her posture.

Just talk but don't practice fake moves.

Ten thousand beeps are no match for a single punch!

She raised her eyebrows, "Do it!"

say!

Wang Laoer coughed dryly, "Xiaoyu go and try."

"OK!"

Xu Xiaoyu had wanted to try it a long time ago, and rushed over upon hearing the sound.

Puff puff!

Xu Xiaoyu was punched in the face, blinked his eyes, boom!

Down!

Ming Jing stopped her posture and said to Wang Laoer: "Do you dare to try with me?"

You don't hit people in the face!

Seeing that he didn't dare, Ming Jing couldn't help feeling in a good mood.

"In the Jia family, I am number one."

Ah Fu was lying there, but now he got up and wobbled towards this side.

Ming Jing looked dignified and retreated slowly.

Ah Fu didn't see her at all, and walked to the backyard swaggeringly.

Call!

Ming Jing breathed a sigh of relief.

"Your Majesty is up, Cao Er, let's make breakfast."

Hongyan's shout came, followed by Jia Pingan's voice teasing Ah Fu.

It's nice not to go to work, but don't miss work all the time, it'll be boring.

Jia Pingan summed up a truth that the coolness of not going to work comes from the fact that my colleagues are at work, but I can be free.

After breakfast, he looked at his hands, and finally called a craftsman.

"Made of wood, must be round."

The carpenter felt that this was not a problem, so he made it out easily.

Jia Pingan called his family.

"It's called mahjong."

He introduced the rules, and then started building the Great Wall with his family.

"One tube."

"eat!"

"Thirty thousand."

"bump."

"..."

The light of righteousness shone on Jia Ping'an's body, and after playing mahjong all night, his spirit became better and better.

When he went to Shangya in the morning, he was carrying a wooden box in his hand. Someone saw him and asked, "Uncle Wuyang, what is this?"

Jia Pingan yawned, "This is the quintessence of China."

It is not wrong to say that this thing is the quintessence of the country.

Later, he called a roll at Baiqi, and after reading today's news, he was relieved after breaking down the task.

"Someone asked to see Wu Zhaoyi."

When the news reached the palace, Wu Mei snorted, "I remember this is the first time he asked to see you?"

Zhang Tianxia nodded, "I'm afraid there is something wrong."

"No." Wu Mei stood up, "If he has something to do, he won't ask to see me, but will pass the news on."

Zhang Tianxia was ashamed, "Slave is stupid."

Arriving at the front later, Jia Ping'an said: "I have already prepared something for entertainment, please Zhaoyi to try."

Just try it.

Wu Mei smiled and said: "Then I will listen to you."

"I got a table, I got a stool, I want a chair, and it has a backrest."

"The table is too hard, get a piece of cloth to cover it."

When everything was ready, Jia Pingan opened the wooden box and poured mahjong on the table.

"What is this?"

Wu Mei curiously picked up a piece of mahjong.

"Zhaoyi please sit down."

Jia Pingan asked the two to sit down again and began to introduce the rules.

later...

"A chicken."

"Eat, one two three."

"Dongfeng."

"bump!"

An hour later, Jia Ping got up, "I'm going back to Baiqi."

Wu Mei raised her head and said expressionlessly, "Sit down."

"minister……"

"continue."

Half an hour later, Jia Pingan got up, "Zhaoyi, you are pregnant now, you can't exceed one hour a day, otherwise it will be bad for the child."

Wu Mei just gave up.

That night, Li Zhi ate dinner, and then strolled around the palace to digest food.

"Your Majesty." Xiao Shufei appeared like a ghost.

"I have something to do tonight." Li Zhi originally wanted to spend a good night with his concubine, but when he thought of Concubine Xiao Shu's mouth full of evil spirits, he felt intimidated, "Let's wait another day."

Concubine Xiao Shu left with a grudge.

"His Majesty."

There are people from Queen Wang's side.

"I still have something to do."

The so-called three thousand in the harem is of course a joke, but it is an indisputable fact that the emperor has many women.

Where to sleep at night, the emperor could follow his body's instinctive reaction at first, but later it mostly became a political consideration.

Who you want to sleep with doesn't depend on who you like, but you have to consider the power behind the other person and do it for others to see.

So Dun Lun became not simple.

Why can't we do whatever we want?

Li Zhi felt that the emperor was very tired.

However, Queen Wang has recently intensified her collusion with the outside world. The palace kept persuading him to make King Chen the crown prince, and the eldest grandson Wuji and others outside the palace were also putting pressure on him.

But how old am I?

I'm only in my twenties, you want me to be the crown prince, are you looking forward to my early death?

As an emperor, it is necessary to read the whole book, especially the history books. The emperors of all dynasties regarded history books as emperor textbooks, and let their descendants study carefully.

The first emperor said that by taking history as a mirror, one can know the ups and downs.

If you look at the emperors in the history books, unless they were short-lived, if a prince was established early, either the prince would be unlucky or the emperor would be unlucky.

why?

Because of jealousy.

The prince will have his own team, gradually full-fledged. And power will become a bargaining chip between father and son, gradually wiping out the father-son relationship, and finally becoming an opponent.

Not to mention, Yang Yong, the prince of the former Sui Dynasty, was jealous of his father Yang Jian, and finally became a man in the cold palace, and was killed by his younger brother Yang Guang. The first prince of this dynasty, Li Jiancheng, was killed by his own brother, Li Zhi's father.

After that, Emperor Taizong didn't get any better. Look at Li Chengqian, the eldest brother, how much the first emperor loved and trusted him when he was made the crown prince. But with the passage of time, the father and son became enemies under the influence of power, and finally met each other at war.

"This is forcing me!"

There was a coldness between Li Zhi's brows.

Arriving outside Wu Mei's palace, Li Zhi just wanted to go in when he heard the sound of clattering. He waved his hand to signal don't worry.

"Nine barrels."

"eat."

"Seventy thousand."

"Bar!"

"Blooming on the bar, hahahaha!"

"Zhaoyi, Uncle Wuyang said, don't get excited, don't get excited, stay calm."

What is this?

Li Zhi walked in and saw people sitting around a table, Wu Mei, Zhang Tianxia, ​​and two palace attendants. And a bunch of little things on the table.

"It's not right for you to be so noisy when you are pregnant."

Li Zhi kept a straight face, and Wu Mei got up to plead guilty.

"What is this?"

"Mahjong."

"It looks like a game at first glance, and people are addicted to it."

There was disgust in Li Zhi's eyes.

"Your Majesty, why don't you...try."

"I don't like this thing..."

later...

"Red middle."

Li Zhi raised his hand, "Slow down!"

He is a beginner and wants to read the cards.

"I'm... mixed up, stupid!"

He held out his hand, and the other three gave money.

"His Majesty."

Li Zhi ignored him.

"His Majesty."

Call the soul!

Li Zhi frowned, "What's the matter?"

Wang Zhongliang said: "Your Majesty, it's time."

He should have slept before midnight, but now the emperor is so sleepless and forgets to eat and sleep.

Li Zhi got up with some regrets, and then ordered: "This is a plaything!"

Wu Mei responded with a low eyebrow, and then said: "If His Majesty doesn't come, I won't fight."

This... seems to work!

Li Zhi coughed dryly, "Stop."

Queen Wang was waiting for the emperor to come, but it was a palace man who came.

"Queen, Your Majesty rested at Wu Zhaoyi's side."

Queen Wang frowned, "That bitch has a scary belly, why did Your Majesty rest there?"

According to the rules in the palace, when a woman is pregnant, it is true that the emperor often visits her, but she will not stay overnight, otherwise...

"That bitch is so courageous!" Queen Wang was furious, "She doesn't care about the safety of the child, she really is a cruel bitch!"

On the second day, Queen Wang called someone.

"Go and see that bitch is lying down."

"Queen, that bitch is feeding the fish!"

She was fine?

Queen Wang felt incredible.

"Did they last night..."

If there is no Dunlun, why did the emperor stay there?

"Tell me what kind of game it is, which made His Majesty addicted."

Queen Wang was puzzled.

"Queen, I went to ask the medical officer, and the medical officer said that there is an intercourse technique... that allows a woman to serve a man during pregnancy."

Pooh!

Queen Wang took a sip, and then winked.

Cai Yan said in a low voice, "The slave has already been brought here."

here you go!

Queen Wang thought that she would also learn the so-called intercourse technique, so she might be able to make the emperor pamper her again.

"You go out of the palace and ask... how the prince's affairs are going."

When Cai Yan left the palace, she habitually looked at the side hall on the left.

"...you give the object a force, this force will not disappear, but transformed, don't think about disappearing, motherfucker, Yuchi Xunyu! Stand up!"

Boom!

The sound of whipping came from the side hall.

"Stand still!"

Outside, Hao Mi was recording with a charcoal pencil, looking inside from time to time.

"Strength is the foundation. For example, when you go into battle, how can you cut and kill with the least effort? Those old soldiers will tell you that the best way is to use your waist as a point of strength. It is powerful and not tiring. Why? It is the reason you are going to ponder today, hand it in tomorrow, write it indiscriminately, and punish it severely!"

After class was over, Li Yuanying walked at the back, waiting for Jia Pingan to go out before following.

"Sir, recently someone has been spreading the word that Chen Wangmin is eager to learn."

"Don't worry about it." Jia Pingan said very seriously: "You are a clan, and it is a taboo to interfere in such matters."

Li Yuanying smiled, "Of course I don't care, but sir... I heard that sir is very close to Wu Zhaoyi in the palace. If the empress gains power, that Wu Zhaoyi may be in trouble."

This is a reminder.

Li Yuanying left gracefully.

Jia Pingan smiled.

Back at Baiqi, Shao Peng said solemnly, "The empress has accepted King Chen as a false son, and the matter is settled. Afterwards, the crown prince must be established, Xiao Jia. You and Wu Zhaoyi are close, and I am afraid that you will be linked."

Jia Pingan looked indifferent, "Whatever."

Everyone has seen that the queen will gain power, but they have forgotten that the emperor never likes the prince.

In Jia Ping'an's view, this is not gaining power, but sounding the death knell for Changsun Wuji, Queen Wang and others.

Brother is as stable as Mount Tai.

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