Guard With a Knife

One hundred and thirteen: [The east side is not bright and the west side is bright]

For the Jonathan brothers, they were extremely wronged by this incident.

Not only was the bastard Snoopy pressed down on the sofa and poured XO, but the second child, Joey Jonathan, had two stitches on the back of his head, and the third child, Nick Jonathan, had a bloodstain on the back of his neck.

Although the boss Kevin Jonathan was not injured, he had to stand in front of the spotlight and tell everyone with a smile: "This is just a boy's game. Snoopy didn't do anything excessive. He just wanted to show His defensive dominance. Honestly, he's a great defensive player, and he cornered all three of us."

Kevin Jonathan didn't know why he could laugh so freely in front of the media.

Unfortunately, his ease did not make netizens on the Internet think he is a funny person. On the contrary, more people are supporting their Duke.

"Brother Jonathan is useless, there is nothing more stupid than pouring salt on other people's wounds! Doesn't he know that all the basketball media are looking down on the little Duke now? If I were the Duke, I would definitely put their Heads are all stuffed into the toilet, I don't like their faces and limp singing voices at all, and they still call themselves rock singers?"

"Compared to Brother Jonathan, I support Duke 100%. His musical talent is obviously higher, and the single he wrote for Miley Cyrus is the only song on her entire album that can catch my ear. As for Jonathan Those bro songs, please... my golden retriever is now barren after listening to those crappy tunes."

"Brothers Jonathan are just three little boys who are loved by underage girls. In comparison, the Duke is more masculine and handsome. In fact, he is only 19 years old. But he is not only a full-time student of Anderson Business School He is the recipient of a scholarship, and he is also the MOP of the NCAA Final Four. Coupled with his appearance and talent, what qualifications do the three brothers have to make that kind of joke with the Duke..."

"..."

"Look at these stupid fans."

Nick Jonathan started on the sofa. He put his IBM computer on the table and turned to his two brothers to read the message on it: "They even said that we are not as good as Snoopy together. Are they all blind?" ? Are you deaf?”

"Besides, he is clearly a Snoopy dog, why do you call him Lord Duke?"

Nick Jonathan was furious.

Ever since Miley Cyrus kissed Snoopy in front of his face, his whole mentality was extremely unbalanced when he faced Snoopy. Why? I never even kissed her on the mouth.

At this time, his second brother Joey Jonathan also felt the same way.

He found that Taylor Swift, who had been having an affair with him before, suddenly stopped sending him text messages. From morning to now, he had sent her seven short messages, but she didn't reply to any of them.

Last night, after I got the stitches done in the middle of the night, I tried to chat with her, but she just replied: Hehe, I'm going to take a shower.

The unnatural coldness made him realize that there was a change in his feelings, and then he saw the news on TV. It turned out that when I was squeezed into the sofa as butter. Swift actually touched Snoopy's ass.

God! Is this 1.8 meter girl going to leave her?

Joy Jonathan's head was full of jealousy.

Kevin Jonathan was also in a bad mood, because he saw people's comments on the music literacy of the two on the computer, and those idiots actually thought that the song written by Snoopy was better...that song is as good as my song ?

The three brothers are unhappy here.

The person was beaten, the girlfriend was robbed, and the 'criminal' actually got a good reputation on the Internet... Is there still a law in the United States?

...

Duger is also frowning at this time, he is browsing the sports news on the computer: Pat Riley and Nelson Jr. are a little out of line,

Now all the sports media are criticizing me. ESPN said I can't adapt to the rhythm of the NBA. NBC said I would lose my place in the NBA, TNT said I might not even make the first round...  

Lin Weiwei walked in, and she handed the phone to Doug: "I think one of us must have replaced this Motorola blade ultra-thin flip phone, I saw your text message just now, it was sent by Taylor Swift. She said she wouldn't let you be her ex-boyfriend."

Duge was fully immersed in the basketball atmosphere at this time, and he just raised his eyelids a little when he heard this. He said to himself: "We can't let Miami and Dallas continue to operate like this. According to this trend of public opinion, if these two teams don't follow their promises, I'm afraid they will really fall out of the first round."

Lin Weiwei nodded, and she also realized this: "I have also received some invitations in the past few days. The Los Angeles Lakers invited you to watch the finals at the Staples Arena. They want to conduct a trial training for you after the game."

"And the Orlando Magic, they want to give you a secret workout. Also, the Golden State Warriors called me."

Lin Weiwei said categorically: "My idea is also to give Miami and Dallas some sense of crisis. If they continue to do this, the price of sports endorsements will all drop. You know, this year is the Olympic year in China. When sports stars make a lot of money."

"However, five minutes ago. Givenchy called. They hope you can become the global spokesperson for their latest affordable luxury series."

Lin Weiwei sighed: "They seem to regard you as an entertainment star."

Duger ignored the issue of Givenchy's endorsement. He focused on the key point: "We first accepted the Orlando Magic's secret trial training, then went to the Staples Arena to watch the finals and contacted the Lakers. Finally, contacted the Golden State Warriors."

"Okay." Lin Weiwei nodded in agreement.

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