Guard With a Knife

"When we came up with the plan to return to the playoffs, everyone was laughing at us, and even we had different voices inside. But now, we have done it."

Steph Marbury stood in front of the tnt camera and said with red eyes: "I am very happy that I can join Snoopy's team. He led me on this road to redemption. The Knicks have completely changed before his arrival." A piece of rotten wood, he changed the culture of the locker room and let the rotten wood grow new shoots. In my heart, he is not only the best rookie, he is the mvp!!"

At the same time, Zach Randolph, standing in front of the NBC camera, is also emphasizing this point.

"I can't find a better word to praise Snoopy, but...he is indeed a fucking genius! He can make everyone follow his command, which is an amazing talent, which is not what led us to attend Something that a mod party can do."

Speaking of this, Randolph's tone was a little excited: "Speaking of the mob party, I must now seriously explain that it is just a simple sorority, no matter how much you criticize us, you can't change this fact. And, We're in the playoffs now, tongue chewing idiots, fu-ck-u!!

Randolph raised two middle fingers!

Obviously, this incident had accumulated enough anger in his heart, even tonight's victory could not dispel it from the bottom of his heart.

He has to unleash his attitude.

While Randolph held up two middle fingers, Isaiah Thomas and D'Antoni gave each other thumbs up facing the ESPN camera. Both praised each other for being excellent and gave themselves a lot of help. A cheerful style.

And when asked how to evaluate Snoopy.

D'Antoni emphasized: "He is the best rookie. Although Derrick Rose is also very good, but...in my heart, he is even a person who can be compared with the league's first-line stars. Moreover, he is the only one who executes the running and bombing 2.o system. Otherwise, he will become one of the alliance's greatest commanders!"

And Isaiah Thomas replied: "There is no doubt that

This game will go down as one of the most classic games in Knicks history. But I think rookie of the year is just a starting point for Snoopy, I think he's going to be LeBron James... no, he might be a combination of two mjs. do you understand me? When he stands on the court, he has his own system. He is the kind of player who will not be bound by any tactics. "

When it came to the key issue, the two still disagreed. No matter how realistic their previous business promotions were, they were still not the same people in the bottom of their hearts.

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Snoopy's great shot-blocker ended Rookie of the Year discussions and shed new light on a beleaguered Knicks return to the playoffs after years of abuse and taunts !

The development of this matter is obviously beyond the imagination of every basketball fan, even Knicks fans. You know, they used all kinds of taunts and taunts when Isaiah Thomas traded three rounds of picks for Snoopy, and Snoopy walked into Madison Garden wearing the Knicks' No. 10 jersey. sound and cursing.

But now, all New York fans can't restrain their emotions, they cheer from the heart, and even lose sleep over it.

The New York media is also working overtime to photocopy the detailed reports on this great game, and they can't wait to type their praises. The New York Times even used the headline of the duke's coronation.

In fact, twenty days ago, they were the ones who attacked the Knicks party.

This is not surprising.

Therefore, Doug did not accept any interviews after the game, and he returned to the locker room early.

For him, the game is over.

He is not a person who is keen on reminiscing about the "highlight moment". When the team's physical trainer asked him how he did the right hand up and left hand ball, he even smiled and replied: I forgot.

After taking a shower, he got into the Cadillac rented by the team leader and returned to the hotel early.

He intends to watch the Boston Celtics game video carefully, and the next playoffs are the top priority!

However, when he saw highlights of the Celtics' defense, he got a call from the Chicago Police Department.

Mr. Thomas, the police officer on the other end of the phone, asked for his help in a very polite tone: "Mr. Snoopy, I am very sorry to disturb your rest. Although I am angry that you just took a victory from us, but now, I must You are invited to the police station to help us pull Ms. Miley Cyrus and Ms. Scarlett Johansson apart. Ms. Scarlett’s dress has even been torn..."

Although Chicago is one of the top big cities in the United States, their police officers are seriously inexperienced in handling cases like celebrity riots. They couldn't even understand why two women who were so famous on TV would fight over the 'taste' thing.

Ms. Diane, their mediator, even emphasized to Miley Cyrus: "This is not surprising at all. Anyone who has contact with Mr. Snoopy will smell of him. This does not explain anything? Moreover, We have no way of assisting you with the investigation you request. Unless Ms. Scarlett accuses Mr. Snoopy of raping her tonight!"

This sentence drove Miley Cyrus crazy again, and she fought in the interrogation room. She tore open Scarlett Johansson's dress to reveal a sexy cat costume.

"This is the evidence!"

Miley Cyrus is almost blah-blah-blah.

But Ms. Diane still gave a reply based on facts: this is just a personal hobby. And, Ms. Scarlett is known for being sexy, and it makes perfect sense for her to dress herself like this.

Such explanations make things even worse.

Ms. Scarlett, who couldn't bear it anymore, also started to fight back, and the two had an uproar in the interrogation room.

Then, under the threat of Deputy Director Jerry Harris to put the two in prison, they finally calmed down. Then they give Snoopy's phone number, and both want Snoopy to come.

So, at half past one in the morning.

Reporters filmed His Excellency the Duke outside the Chicago Police Department. He hurried into the police station.

Half an hour later, he paid $1,000 and $1,500 respectively as bail for the two, and took Scarlett Johansson and Miley Cyrus out of the police station.

The reporters gathered outside seemed very excited.

This is a big scene that Chicago reporters seldom see. They keep pressing the shutter, and many people focus on Scarlett Johansson... because even though she put on a Snoopy sports coat, the Wildcat costume revealed inside is still very impressive. Blood spurting!

Duger declined all interview requests from reporters.

He got into the car with the two of them and left.

Deputy Director Jerry Harris then appeared before the reporters.

"I don't know how the matter will be handled in the end. I can only tell you that this is a very absurd case of disrupting public order. We will file a complaint in court. I hope these two big Hollywood stars can realize that the police department seriousness. And ... Ms. Miley Cyrus needs to take some male biological awareness courses and psychological intervention courses."

Deputy Chief Jerry Harris is a guy who loves the spotlight.

Though he'd be tempted to knock the reporters out with a brief statement of the case, as his boss, Chief Tom Hannarda, did.

However, he finally failed to resist the flattery of the reporters and those thirsty eyes, which gave him a feeling of 'I am finally loved and respected by the people'.

So, he stayed and continued to answer.

"We brought them back to the police station at the United Center, when we got a call from arena security. Then, our officer Thomas and his deputies took them back to the police station."

"Ms. Scarlett has been claiming she was assaulted by Miley Cyrus from the moment she entered the police station. And Miley Cyrus is going on and on about a crime I haven't even heard of, 'hooking up with someone else's boyfriend'. They blame each other , did not give the police a chance to question at all. In the end, our senior negotiator, Ms. Diane, intervened in this matter."

"Ms. Miley Cyrus, coached by Diane, expressed her suspicions. She believed that Scarlett hooked up with Snoopy tonight and had sex with Mr. Snoopy on the grounds that Scarlett Li smells like Mr. Snoopy!"

"It's absurd and very illogical. I watched the game tonight, and Snoopy played extremely eye-catchingly in the game. He really did that, and with Ms. Scarlett's sexiness, there's no way he's going to get away with it, and Derek Rose is going to hit that goddamn kill! Do you know what I mean? Miley Cyler Humiliated all the Chicago fans... We have been following from the days of Michael Jordan until now, how sad we are tonight, does a Hollywood actress like Miley Cyrus understand?"

The more Deputy Director Jerry talked, the more angry he became.

He almost ripped off his police uniform to reveal the bull 1ogo tattoo inside to prove his status as a die-hard fan.

However, reporters were clearly more concerned about Scarlett Johansson's Wildcat costume.

"What's so special about that? Haven't you seen Scarlett's movie? Knowing she's sexy, it makes sense for her to wear that outfit!"

"What was really unreasonable was Snoopy's block. It was definitely a foul! He put his hand in Derrick Rose's arms, and the stupid bald referee didn't do anything, and he watched the New Yorkers steal like that. Take our playoff tickets!"

The angry deputy director obviously couldn't continue to accept interviews.

The reporters left after a burst of instructions of 'it's so late, you should go home early and rest'.

This trip has yielded a lot.

They have already concocted all kinds of breaking news in their heads, and they are ready to release it to the major media.

For Deputy Chief Jerry, the biggest event of the night was that the Bulls had their playoff tickets stolen.

But for the entertainment industry, Miley Cyrus and Scarlett Johansson, the two duchess girls, are the top priority!

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