Guard With a Knife

Three hundred and forty-nine: [SpongeBob SquarePants, let's catch jellyfish]

Snoopy's adrenaline surged instantly.

He swore that this was the most exciting scene he had ever seen in his life.

His heart, his blood, his breath began to boil almost the moment the retina received the message.

At this time, the seven women in the living room were stretched out, twisting into a ball, as if they were in a wrestling competition! !

It is worth mentioning that they are all dressed coolly, only Taylor and Carly put on a full set of pajamas, but a few buttons have been undone. Miley, Scarlett, and Jennifer were all exposed to the air except for three points, and Selena was not much better. God knows why there is SpongeBob SquarePants on her bra... Take a closer look, her base There are Boss Crab and Pai Daxing on the pants!

oh!

Doug's nosebleed was about to flow down.

Even though Zach Randolph used to fiddle with the "teaching film" in his notebook in the locker room, there is no such explosive picture in it.

The room was filled with the smell of alcohol. Doug saw a huge fish tank from the coffee table in the living room, and the fish tank was filled with nearly one-third of the wine... There were two leather pipes hanging down, except for the one where Rihanna was not involved. Sucked on a pipe and collapsed on the sofa drunk unconscious.

Six others are scrambling for the pipe.

Now, the flushed Scarlett snatched the tube. She seemed to be unconscious, but she still inhaled hard for nearly a minute, and then had a huge belch.

"Carly, I know you covet Snoopy. We are all women, and I can understand your feelings. But... what else can you do besides play 9 with Snoopy?"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Everyone was shaking their heads and laughing.

Then, they started the next round of chasing!

They crawled back around the carpet, counted down to three two one, and rushed in together, no one wanted to lag behind.

Watching them wrestling in the center of the carpet, Scarlett's black bra was ripped off by Taylor Swift, and it came out instantly, full of elasticity!

And Scarlett didn't stop her movement, she pulled down the pants of Karlie Kloss who was the first to stand up and snatch the leather tube. Carly's slender legs were instantly exposed, and then Miley Cyrus climbed up, and she actually hugged Carly.

Then she kissed it hard, she even stuck out her tongue: "I-LOVE-YOU!"

oh!

Duke Snoopy covered his eyes, and he turned his head to the side, this kind of picture could not be watched any longer.

If it continues, not only will the heart rate jump to collapse, but the bottom will most likely become a blood-congested stone.

He turned away.

He took two deep breaths, and the game inside was still going on.

And it's getting more and more intense.

After about five minutes, the Duke felt that this could not go on.

He hurried over and walked through the corridor full of cotton and duck down. The originally neat living room seemed to be a post-war ruin, with duck down flying all over the sky and clothes and pants strewn everywhere.

"Hey, you can't drink like this anymore."

Snoopy snatches the leather tube from Miley Cyrus and throws it aside.

At this moment, Miley's consciousness was completely blurred. She almost regarded everyone as Snoopy just now. She kissed everyone, no matter whether they had a violent conflict before or not, and even took the fight to the media. But tonight, she said I-LOVE-YOU to everyone and tasted what was on their tongues.

"I-love-you!!"

Miley Cyrus leaned forward, trying to lie completely on the Duke's body.

But she underestimated the length of the Duke, and the weapon was placed above her navel, causing her upper body to hang in the air.

"Listen, you guys have to go to rest now."

As he spoke, Doug carried Miley Cyrus to the guest room upstairs.

But Miley Cyrus is still drinking and she's struggling to yell... Crack! Snapped!

Duge patted her buttocks twice: "Be obedient!"

Snoopy's voice seems to have a magical power,

This made Miley Cyrus, who was in a subconscious state, quiet down instantly, and then whispered in an extremely small voice: "Okay, Your Excellency Duke. I am obedient, please don't abandon me."

Her tone was like that of an abandoned stray cat, weak and helpless.

This is very different from the barbaric gestures she has shown in the media.

Duge's heart was hit by her "poor" words, and he couldn't help softening: "Okay. But you have to sleep well."

Doug put her on the bed and covered her with a quilt.

At this time, Miley Cyrus slept very well, as if she was the most obedient model student.

"Good night."

Doug patted her forehead lightly. Miley Cyrus, who was already half asleep, had a sweet smile on her face.

Snoopy then carried Karlie Kloss, Jennifer Lawrence, and Taylor Swift, who were completely unconscious, into the room.

At this point, Doug already understood that tonight would be a sleepless night.

I have to take care of them all the time.

Based on their current state and the degree of hardness below them.

Another regrettable thing: may have to go into DIY manual mode.

What a crime!

The Duke sighed, he turned around and picked up Scarlett Johansson, and walked into the next room on the first floor.

Just entered the room.

whee.

He clearly heard a sober voice.

"My lord, your kitten is not drunk."

Scarlett's voice struck Doug's mind like a bolt of lightning.

His originally extinguished impulse suddenly rose.

At this time, Scarlett Johansson had already jumped off her body, she jumped onto the bed, and made a 'fierce' gesture: Meow! !

Then flew up.

She was eager to ask for it.

But Snoopy was a little worried: "There are still people outside."

"Selena and Rihanna have already fallen asleep, these little girls are not as smart as me."

"Dear Lord Duke, come on, your kitten is already unbearable!"

Scarlett's tone became more and more attractive, and she exhaled like blue on Duge's neck!

The Duke is not Liu Xiahui.

Tonight's him, his blood has already been rushing to the point where he can't restrain himself.

He has never experienced such an exciting scene! !

So...he relaxed.

At this time, the living room outside opened two pairs of eyes almost at the same time.

Karlie Kloss's house is funnel-shaped, and the sound insulation of the upstairs and downstairs is very good, but...the space on the first floor is very empty, so...the sound insulation effect is a bit bad.

Which makes for...Scarlett Johansson's dialogue with Snoopy delivered almost perfectly.

Rihanna opened her eyes, but now she has to pretend she's still asleep.

Selena opened her eyes and ears too, she didn't have to pretend to be asleep, but she had to force herself to let out some drunken murmurs.

"SpongeBob, let's catch jellyfish..."

She imitated Patrick's tone.

But at this time, a sharp and pleasant meow came from the room... Meow!

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