Guard With a Knife

The power of the Los Angeles media is that they can pick up any clue they want.

For example, Professor Tolisman and Ms. Lin Baozhen ran out of the French palace cursing.

The pull between the two before getting in the car, the quarrel after getting in the car, and the details of living in separate rooms after returning home were all recorded.

According to the normal logical reasoning ability of the paparazzi, a family drama was soon exposed to the media.

"The talks collapsed!! Daphne's parents left the French palace angrily!!"

"Not everyone likes money, and the physicist refused to marry his daughter to the young duke!"

"The Duke's father came across the Pacific Ocean, only to end up unhappy!"

"The marriage is in danger and Snoopy is experiencing an emotional crisis!"

"..."

The news in Los Angeles quickly spread across the United States, and then spread to the whole world through the fermentation of the Internet... People are very concerned about Snoopy's marriage and love situation.

However, Snoopy was clearly in no mood to care about the media and fell asleep upon his return to Chicago. As the busy season comes to an end, he must recharge his batteries.

So when he walked into the United Center the next afternoon, the security guard said to him: "Come on, Snoopy, it'll get through."

He felt extremely puzzled.

it will be pass away?

What will ever pass?

Do you want me not to be proud? There is nothing to be proud of in defeating the Thunder.

The puppy walked into the locker room with a frown on his face. He didn't think much about it.

When Daphne called him and told him about the uproar in the media, he realized what was going on.

"So, is there really a falling out?" the little Duke asked with concern.

"Not before. But now my father is annoyed by the media intrusion and he has just made it clear on camera that he is against the marriage because he doesn't want to be a visited monkey in the zoo."

Daphne said helplessly: "He has the nobleness of an intellectual."

"So what do you need me to do now?" Snoopy said seriously.

"No, you don't need to do anything. If you can, you can make yourself look more handsome. I think the hairpin you wore in the last game was a bit loose. Maybe you should tie a small hairpin on the back of your head. It should make it look more handsome. You look more handsome."

Daphne said gently on the other end of the phone: "I will arrange everything, and I will not spread family troubles to you. My man is out to conquer the world, not to care about these trivial matters."

This sentence made the puppy feel inexplicably calm, and he had an indescribable feeling, as if he suddenly had armor and a harbor.

…

When the puppy was tying a little Chiujiu on the back of his head in front of the mirror in the locker room, his teammates were all providing humanitarian care and condolences.

Players led by Luol Deng seriously suggested: "If I were you, I would not get married. Why should I give up a forest? Believe me, when you walk out of this arena, all women will be crazy for you. In fact, Every season, more than twenty women come to inquire about you through me, but they are all blocked by me..."

"What did you use to block it?"

Joakim Noah's soul asks.

The British gentleman chuckled and said nothing.

Then he struck a knowing blow: "Haven't you ever used Snoopy as a bullet?"

"No!" Korver replied righteously: "I only fired bullets for him!"

Forehead…….

All right.

The little Duke had no choice but to turn around after tying up the little Jiujiu. He pointed at the rookie Jimmy Butler standing in the corner: "You have never fired bullets for me, have you?"

Jimmy Butler, a senior from Marquette University in Texas, is a hard-working and loyal guy. Snoopy likes him because he always comes to the training facility before him. And he always defended desperately in the limited playing time, winning Snoop's respect with his desperate attitude.

Therefore, even though he often makes some mistakes on the court, Snoopy still plans to give him some opportunities in the last few regular season games. He has discussed with Luol Deng and Tom Thibodeau and decided to let him appear in the starting three position starting from this game. Luol Deng began to accumulate energy for the playoffs.

"Well..." Jimmy Butler immediately became ashamed. He thought he had done something that was very sorry for the little Duke. He emphasized with a red face: "I have also received signals in this regard, and I didn't do it during the All-Star Weekend. I can resist the Florida girls...but I swear, I didn't betray you."

Jimmy Butler emphasized so honestly and sincerely that he almost swore to God.

The guy who was abandoned by his parents when he was young because he was ugly is finding a brotherly sense of security in Snoopy. He appreciates and admires Snoopy's training attitude and competitive spirit, and at the same time is grateful for the care he takes for himself. Therefore, he has an extremely sacred respect for Snoopy.

This kind of respect prevents him from facing this problem as cheerfully as other teammates.

He felt guilty.

However, his sincere confession made everyone intensify their teasing, and the British gentleman picked up the words: "Them? So..."

"Yes. My physical strength is still good..."

Butler, an honest boy, was like pouring beans into a bamboo tube, and he talked out loud.

Snoopy quickly patted him on the shoulder to stop him from talking. If he continued to talk like this, I'm afraid this good boy would reveal all his postures under the teasing of this 'bad uncle'.

"Let's go and train with me. Then, congratulations, because of your physical fitness, starting from tonight, you will be promoted to the starting player. I hope you seize this opportunity."

"Good luck, rookie!"

Snoopy walked toward the court, and Jimmy Butler was overjoyed. He clenched his fists and shouted, and then followed out happily.

Behind him, Luol Deng shrugged his shoulders, raised his eyebrows and said, "This guy simply looks more loyal than James Johnson last season!"

Everyone agreed.

…

Chicago women responded quickly and clearly to Professor Tolisman's speech in the media. That night, at a Bulls home game against Cleveland, not only was the home court full, but tens of thousands of women poured in.

They carried various banners: We are marrying Snoopy! !

"I can accept endless media exposure"

"I don't want a palace or money, I just want Snoopy!" 》

"..."

…

Frankly speaking, these colorful banners brought a strange warmth to this otherwise boring game.

"No one would have thought that scientists would encounter such a straightforward counterattack. This is knowledge that is not found in physics textbooks." Reggie Miller teased Daphne's husband on the TV station.

In fact, Professor Torismann is becoming the most famous physicist in the world for rejecting Snoopy.

Except for a few engineering and science parties, they feel that Professor Tolisman has defended the dignity of scientists.

Almost everyone else thought he was messing around and had no discernible value. How could anyone say no to Snoopy? Do you know that he is the dream of 900 million girls around the world? Moreover, as a father, can you interfere with your daughter’s freedom of love and marriage? You can interfere with the movement of neutrons and the dissociation of protons. Can you also interfere with love?

This is so unscientific.

Kyrie Irving thinks the same about this.

After arriving in Cleveland as the No. 1 pick in 2010, he quickly became the darling of Ohio State, and his gorgeous style of play attracted fans, making him the fourth Nike star to have a personal signature shoe. , although the price positioning is the lowest.

But no one can deny his appeal.

He even thought deep down many times, if I could lead the Cavaliers to take off, could I have my own brand like Snoopy?

Frankly, the fact that Drew's video became so popular gave him some confidence that he shouldn't have. He began to think he could match Snoopy's influence within a few years.

However, when he saw the red flags waving in the audience, they were chanting for the woman who wanted to marry Snoopy.

He finally realized that he was still far from it.

What was even more unacceptable to him was that he was restrained by Jimmy Butler tonight. The late first-round player in 2011 actually pounced on him like a mad dog, causing him to fall into a high-intensity confrontation.

This is very uncomfortable.

And when he finally breaks away from the defense and reaches the basket, Snoop or Joakim Noah will be like a wolf waiting for a chance!

Snapped!

His first layup was shot ten meters away by the little Duke. The female fans who caught the basketball were as excited as the darlings kissed by God. They jumped up and down. Irving's eyes were straight and he was dizzy: "Little Duke" The quality of Duke's female fans is really high.

His obsessed eyes were quickly locked by Jimmy Butler's wolf-like triangular eyes. He couldn't tolerate Irving's idiotic behavior: How could he prey on Snoopy's female fans?

As a result, his defense became more tenacious and more desperate.

Owen was overwhelmed.

He felt very aggrieved. They were already the negative squad leaders in the east and they had no intention of taking away victory from here. Can everyone be peaceful? Why should we be played as opponents in the finals? Even if our two teams had grudges before, it was James' fault. He has now defected to Miami. Brother, would you please turn the page?

Jimmy Butler's answer is definitely no.

A tough guy like him will never be able to learn business cards.

Based on his outstanding performance, he got 29 minutes of playing time tonight. Basically Luol Deng just went up and went through the motions, and he was on top most of the time.

"Come on, you will become a superstar."

When the game entered garbage time, Snoopy patted him on the shoulder and told him: "As long as you keep this attitude!"

Jimmy Butler nodded vigorously. At this moment, he felt like he would die for his confidant.

He never dreamed that Snoopy would promote himself to the starting lineup, let alone that he would rate himself so highly.

This made him full of motivation: I must become the most important right-hand man of the little Duke! !

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