Hacking Laifu

I proceeded towards the lecture hall, which was like big dome, almost like a concert hall, only well lit, kind of drab, and with desks and uncomfortable seats instead of those cool chairs that coil back when you stand up. The whiteboard in the front was the size of a movie screen, only boring, and the entire room smelled of intellegence, perfume, deodorant, and a slight undercurrent of B.O. But with my mind still f.u.c.k.e.d up about the whole 'Brain blocking my emotions' thing, I didnt pay it any mind.

'I better not develop into an edgy a.s.s f.u.c.k loner emo main, oo wait, I'm already like half of those. Aiiyaa, well when life gives you lemons I guess'

I walk to my usual seat which was in the absolute middle of the classroom, but today paying attention to the lecture. My mind started wandering around as I am bored out of my mind listening to a lecture about numbers and stuff. I mean the only reason I majored I engineering was that of my parents and their dumb life plan.

'Well, at least its way easier now that my intelligence is 20.'

Ian Kanonfoddur (21)(Human)

Wow, it shows names now?

When I first used my observe on a person all it said was that the target was a human.

Like wow (-_-) thanks Mr. Observeious, you just describe the whole population of earth. Well at least it shows names now, cuz previously it was just about as useless as a crate of needles on a c.o.n.d.o.m factory.

Lilith Bathory (22)(Vampire)(Level ? ? )

'Ermm... '

Ok, I take back everything I said before, Observe you are a diamond that I did not see before please forgive me.

But REALLY?A f.u.c.k.i.n.g Vampire in my f.u.c.k.i.n.g engineering class? WTF!

Uh oh, shit shit, we just made eye contact, code red proceed with plan delta, lets just uhh smoothly move our eyes towards the wall pass her

'Nope no I wasn't staring, I'm just looking at that blank wall hehe, ok good. She stopped staring'

She started to talk to her friends again, But what the actual f.u.c.k! I don't even know what's what anymore, my whole life is a lie.

'Wait hang on a minute. Isnt it kinda more exciting now, Rey?'

'Ohh god! am I slowly turning edgy? But I am right arent I?'

Yeah f.u.c.k being a normie who the f.u.c.k wants to be an engineer if you can become op.' Your the man Rey'

Well Let's fo something useful and grind some skills.

Apparently, human beings are shit at magic, so we have to sense, acknowledge and absorb the mana into our mana pool and completely fill it up before it passively regenerates mana.

How did I came upon this knowledge you ask? well, I just kinda ask the system and it just pulled out the info.

[Congratulations {Meditation LV1} Has Leveled Up To {Meditation LV2} +20EXP']

[Congratulations {Meditation LV2} Has Leveled Up To {Meditation LV3} +30 EXP']

'Nice'

''Status''

Name: Rey Bans

Race: Human

Age:20

Level: 2 (EXP:70)(Needed EXP For Next Level:200)

Health:200/200

Mana: 180/200

Strength: 20

Vitality: 20

Agility: 20

Intelligence: 20

Wisdom: 20

Charisma: 20

Luck:0

Stat Points: N/A

''Class Dismissed''

I woke up from my daze as everyone was leaving but blond vampire over there kept looking towards me.

'Just ignore her bro, I mean she's hot but shes kinda level 'dont f.u.c.k with her', Plus you got 0 luck too, remember? So youd probably be the one getting f.u.c.k.e.d instead, and not in the s.e.x.u.a.l way.'

'Good point other me, I knew I can always count on you me to give me advice'

'Anytime my man'

As I was doing my inner monologue 2 screens popped up.

[You have gained the skill {Fool} +10 EXP]

''Congratulations because of your smart thinking you have avoided certain doom +1 Luck''

Well f.u.c.kticles I was just d.i.c.king around, but you are telling me I would have died if I went and talked to her?

Brightside is my luck is now 1 so I don't have to worry about tripping on invisible ninja traps on the ground.

As I made it inside my dorm room safely, without being spotted by Derek. I opened up my PC habitually. As just like clockwork my 'internet friends' sent me a group call invite on a messenger app.

''Bro lets party.''

So this is Jeff we became friends after we played a game of Paladins, and he knows my schedule so we always play together.

You see the problem is Jeff is in diamond while I am a measly silver player, which is 2 entire ranks below him. While Jeff here can kinda carry me, its almost always a lose because of my godly aim that is comparable to a guy with Petersons.

But not anymore I am the new mechanical god kahahaha, tremble before my Opness peasants

''Sure buddy, I have a feeling I am going to get to Plat today''

"Are you like even normal? id be amazed if you reach gold lol"

So we played for till midnight and the results were spectacular.

[Congratulations {Video Game Mastery LV1} Has Leveled Up To {Video Game Mastery LV2} +20 EXp]

[Congratulations {Video Game Mastery LV2} Has Leveled Up To {Video Game Mastery LV3} +30 EXp]

[Congratulations {Video Game Mastery LV3} Has Leveled Up To {Video Game Mastery LV4} +40 EXp][Congratulations {Video Game Mastery LV4} Has Leveled Up To {Video Game Mastery LV5} +50 EXp]

[Congratulations You Have Leveled UP!]

At the end of our little gaming session, I got promoted to Gold 3 and Kevin got promoted to Plat 2, Hahaha best use of a system ever! I wonder if I should aim for esports

''Bro I knew you were a Skye main but did you really have to use her in comp? and how come your wrecking the other teams!? teach me your ways sensei!''

''Sure bud, just follow these two instructions. Git Gud.''

''...''

''F.u.c.k Off''

''Wow you carry a person and this is how they thank you, by hanging up on your face.''

Let's just assign our stats and meditate all night, I kinda don't wanna get KO'd from another knockout punch again or worst a vampire bite in the neck.

Name: Rey Bans

Race: Human

Age:20

Level: 3

Health:300/300

Mana:300/300

Strength:30

Vitality:30

Agility:30

Intelligence:30

Wisdom:30

Charisma:30

Luck:1

Stat Points: N/A