He is Too Stingy, This Sand Sculpture Cannon Fodder

Suddenly, some cold ice rain started hitting their faces randomly.

As an older single youth, it was hard not to feel stung by the intimate scene in front of him.

The young man became angry and embarrassed. “How do you know he won’t make a mistake? What if he does?”

“It’s impossible,” Shu You said firmly. “My boyfriend will never make a mistake.”

“But what if he does?”

“He won’t.”

“What if he does make a mistake?”

“He absolutely won’t.”

At this point, Lin Mingxu interrupted the argument between the two schoolchildren and grabbed Shu You by the arm. “Let’s go home.”

“Hey, don’t leave!” The young man tried to stop them, feeling frustrated. “You can’t leave until we clear this up today!”

“Alright!” Shu You cheered them on, suddenly spirited and eager. “The loser will be a dog!”

“Woof woof woof!” The young man echoed.

Lin Mingxu: ……………………

“You’ve already lost, hahaha!”

The young man laughed victoriously, but Shu You leaned against Lin Mingxu and said softly, “So what if I bark twice? You’re still a genuine single dog.”

The young man’s expression became unbearable to look at, and he fell silent.

The elevator arrived, and the young man rushed out, clutching his chest, not even bothering to insult Lin Mingxu as he had originally planned.

Shu You was still leaning on Lin Mingxu, tilting his chin up. “Anyway, my boyfriend is always right!”

“If he makes a mistake…” Lin Mingxu felt a flicker of doubt.

“What if I’m the one who made the mistake?” Shu You blushed and looked down.

Lin Mingxu’s mouth twitched.

The young man tilted his head, deliberately making a heart shape with his fingers, and beamed at them. “You’re always the best in my heart!”

Lin Mingxu froze and asked flatly, “How much did you drink?”

“Just one glass,” Shu You hiccupped, blinking his eyes. “I promised only one glass, so I only drank one glass.”

“I would never lie to my boyfriend.”

Lin Mingxu looked at him deeply. “Have you really never lied to me?”

“Hiccup…”

Shu You covered his face shyly and said, “It was still a well-intentioned lie. After all, my moral bottom line is quite flexible.”

Lin Mingxu: “…”

It was probably rush hour at night, and Wu Youzhe couldn’t get a taxi or a ride from Didi for a long time. Shu You swayed to the door and waved to him, “Brother Wu, you go back first! Don’t worry, I’m fine. You go rest early.”

Wu Youzhe hesitated, “Are you really okay?”

“I’m really fine,” Shu You said, shaking his head. “It’s just one drink. I’m not that bad!”

Lin Mingxu looked at him lightly. Shu You received his signal and quickly said, “Besides, if something really happened, I still have a boyfriend, don’t I?”

Boyfriend Lin Mingxu: … He doesn’t really want to be.

Unconsciously, Wu Youzhe looked at Lin Mingxu, and the latter nodded calmly, “I’ll take him back.”

The agent was relieved and said goodbye to them. After the person left, Shu You jumped up and said, “Let’s go eat night snacks! I didn’t eat enough backstage just now.”

Lin Mingxu raised his eyebrows, “Don’t they provide meals?”

“They don’t,” Shu You said naturally. “That’s why I’m so hungry.”

Seeing that he had only had one drink and could still recognize him, Lin Mingxu agreed. The two walked slowly towards the night market, not very familiar with the area, and Shu You was drunk, so they walked slowly.

It was about eight o’clock in the evening. The city was bustling, neon lights were colorful, and the two walked side by side under the streetlights, passing by one halo after another, their shadows elongating and shortening.

When they reached the intersection, Shu You’s head suddenly stood up like a radar! He stretched his neck and tiptoed, his nose twitching, “I smell it!”

The next second, he started to run, turning a corner, bypassing a road, and at the T-junction, he found the direction accurately, not hesitating to go left, left again, and then left, and found a roadside stall.

This area was full of night market food stalls, and Shu You directly sat down at the one by the roadside, ordered a bunch of food, and asked Lin Mingxu, “Boyfriend, what do you want to eat?”

Lin Mingxu calmly said, “I’m not hungry.”

Shu You turned his head to the boss and said, “Bring another one like mine!”

Lin Mingxu: …?

Shu You raised his head proudly, “These are all delicious to me. They are the essence, so I specially recommend them to you. See how good I am to you!”

Lin Mingxu pretended not to hear his last sentence.

They ate quickly, and soon the small table was full of steaming food. Shu You held a kebab in his left hand, potato noodles in his right, and a plate of fried noodles in the middle. He ate with relish for a while, then suddenly asked, “Why aren’t you eating?”

Lin Mingxu frowned slightly, “I don’t eat this…”

Before he could finish his sentence, Shu You handed him a string of crispy bone plates and put them directly into his mouth.

Lin Mingxu’s lips had already touched the bone, and his forehead twitched. He had to take it and hold it in his hand.

Shu You stared at him eagerly. “Try it, is it good?”

The bone plates were roasted fragrantly with a rich meaty flavor and a crispy texture. Chewing it in the mouth was very appetizing. Lin Mingxu ate the whole string of them without realizing it.

Then Shu You gave him another string.

Lin Mingxu’s mouth twitched. “I’ll eat it myself.”

He tasted a few different flavors, and his stomach was soothed on this winter night. In the dim warm light, Shu You was eating with oil all over his mouth, and his lips looked very shiny.

Very shiny.

He got a little on the corner of his lips, unconsciously licked his lips, and suddenly grinned. “Boyfriend, I made money today, and I’ll treat you to a meal.”

Lin Mingxu wanted to sneer, but he changed his mind and said, “I’ll treat you next time.”

Shu You immediately looked down and touched his stomach. “Unfortunately, I can’t eat anymore today.”

Lin Mingxu paused and suddenly said, “Don’t lower your head.”

Shu You: ???

“Your double chin will show.”

Shu You: !!!

He stared at Lin Mingxu in disbelief. “Are you telling a cold joke?”

Ling= Mingxu calmly said, “I occasionally came across it.”

Even so, this was the first time Lin Mingxu spoke so casually in front of him.

Shu You’s heart was elated—it seems that his global warming…oh no, warming Lin Mingxu plan is working!

He was so excited that he put several portions of snacks in Lin Mingxu’s plate. However, Lin Mingxu refused directly. “No need.”

Lin Mingxu was already full.

After dinner, in order to be able to indulge himself when Lin Mingxu invited him next time, Shu You took the initiative to pay and scan the code. The distance from here to the community where they lived was not far, so they walked back.

Also to digest the food.

Shu You wiped his mouth and said, “I still want to eat barbecue.”

Lin Mingxu made a sound.

“I still want to eat iron plate squid.”

Lin Mingxu made another sound.

“I still want to eat…”

Lin Mingxu took a deep breath. “A person eats nine tons of rice in his life.”

Shu You was stunned. “How do you know this sentence?”

The man didn’t look at him and said indifferently, “I heard it occasionally.”

On the other side of the wall, Lin Mingxu, who was lying on his side working, suddenly heard a strange thumping sound coming from the next room.

It sounded like a large hammer was pounding on the wall, but not with that much force. It seemed like something wrapped in cotton was bumping around, making a muffled sound.

At first, he tried to focus his attention to eliminate the distraction, but he couldn’t succeed. The sound grew louder and more frequent. Lin Mingxu furrowed his brow deeply and finally got up to walk over, abruptly opening the door.

At the same time, Shu You fell to the ground with a loud thud, disheveled and looking up at him, “Lin Mingxu, help me quickly!”

“My pants are stuck, and I can’t take them off!”

Lin Mingxu took a deep breath. “Why are they stuck?”

“I don’t know!”

Shu You was still struggling desperately, like a salted fish on a chopping board. He flailed his left and right legs, and Lin Mingxu couldn’t bear to watch anymore. He reached out and pulled hard at the pants cuff —

“Ah!”

The pants came off, and the underwear inside the pants came off too.

Lin Mingxu: ………………………………………………………..