Hogwarts: I Really Don't Want to Be a Wizard

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As soon as Gretel's voice fell, there was complete silence on the other side, with only heavy and rapid breathing, reminding him that Snape hadn't hung up on him yet.

"Mike Gretel, I don't like this joke, not even by you."

After a long time, Snape's cold and serious voice came over.

Gretel was stunned. This was different from what he had imagined. Professor Snape was not ecstatic, at least he shouldn't have this attitude.

However, he reacted immediately.

Yes, who can snatch the soul out of the hands of death? Not even the legendary great magician, Merlin, can do this.

Grete was speechless for a moment and spoke helplessly.

"Professor, we have been together for such a long time, and you never know when you see me. As you said in the past, I am probably the one who knows the future.

Well, I also know about your past.

Do you think I am someone who makes fun of this kind of thing casually? Even if I am not humorous, do you think I can use this kind of thing to expose your scars? "

On the other side, Snape frowned, thought for a long time, and spoke angrily.

"You really didn't lie to me?"

Gretel heard the ecstasy in his voice and the fear of disappointment in his failed expectations.

"No. 12 Grimmauld Place, the residence of the Order of the Phoenix. Harry and his mother are there now. By the way, I have also prepared a gift..."

Before Grete could finish his words, he heard a bang and the phone fell to the ground.

He continued to shout several times, but Gretel didn't hear the reply. He shrugged helplessly and hung up the phone.

On the edge of Green Square, Gretel was squatting in the shadows. He didn't want to miss this kind of fun.

After a cup of tea, Snape appeared in front of the Black family's former residence with the fluctuation of Apparition.

His face was a little pale. I think he must have suppressed the discomfort caused by the continuous use of apparation and rushed over quickly.

Integrating himself into the ubiquitous magic particles, Gretel moved closer.

Looking closer, Gretel discovered that Professor Snape, who had always been rational, could also be nervous.

It was like a young man meeting his first lover. He was so nervous that he didn't know what to do. He straightened the folds of his clothes over and over again, and looked up from time to time to look at the house number No. 12 in front of him.

He finally stretched out his hand, but then retracted it uneasily.

His breathing was fast and slow, and even if he tried to control himself and calm down, he would become chaotic again after a few breaths.

Grete, who was hiding in the magic particles, would tsk-tsk from time to time. He was in his thirties and running around, but he still looked like a young man.

Gretel thought for a while, if he didn't help, Harry would wake up, and how would he be able to watch the excitement by then.

He simply gave Snape a boost with a thought.

The magic particles gathered into a door that only Gretel could see. On the other end was the Black family's living room, where Dumbledore and the Order of the Phoenix were discussing a plan to attack Voldemort.

It's best to fight with lightning speed and make a quick decision, resolutely not leaving any chance for him to come back.

The moment the portal was formed, Gretel aimed at Snape's back and slapped him in.

Then they shuttled back to the surgery site he just left.

——

The moment Gretel came in, Dumbledore glanced in his direction as if he was aware of it.

Then he saw Snape being pushed forward by Gretel.

? ? ?

A big question mark appeared on Snape's head.

He remembered that he was still struggling. He wanted to open the door and go in, but he didn't dare to open the door. He was afraid that his students would prank him.

But before his brain could figure out what was happening, he saw Lily Evans standing next to Harry, with a mixture of love, distress and worry in her eyes.

He saw the long dark red hair and dark green almond eyes. Time had not left any trace on her body. At this moment, Snape thought he was dreaming.

However, that semi-illusory body made his heart twitch uncontrollably.

Snape had thought that when he saw Lily Evans, he would be filled with ecstasy or thank the ethereal gods.

However, when he actually saw it, he only felt that his heart was filled with sadness.

His lips moved a few times, but his throat seemed to have lost its voice. For a moment, he didn't know what to say.

But he could feel that the person in front of him was really the woman who had placed his regrets in his life, Lily Evans, whom he had loved all his life.

Yes, Lily Evans, not Lily Potter, the Potter family's dirty surname was not worthy of tarnishing his true love.

When Snape came in, Dumbledore planned to say hello, but when he saw the look in his eyes, he silently smoothed his silver whiskers, his eyes full of smiles, watching the old friend meet again.

At this moment, he seemed to think of his old friend far away in Nurmengard, the day they met.

The wind is very gentle, and the sunshine is also very warm.

He stopped talking and was about to signal others not to disturb the atmosphere.

Then, he saw Sirius, whose entire body was tied up and a silent spell was applied, twisting and struggling crazily.

The hand that was stroking his beard accidentally pulled off a few strands, and the silver beard fell down. A light flashed in the eyes behind the lenses, and then he let out a long silent sigh.

What can be done?

If a student wants to vent his anger on his teacher and doesn't crush the irrelevant person to death, he is considered kind-hearted.

Besides, if this moment of meeting old friends is ruined by someone, it may not only cause regret for the two of them.

No matter, let's have some fun.

Gellert is right, at such an old age, who knows how long he can live, so he should be happy.

The four great joys in the world are the rain after a long drought, meeting an old friend in a foreign land, the night of flowers and candles in the wedding room, and the time when someone is named on the gold medal list.

The meeting between Lily and Severus didn't stop there.

It was a reunion that transcended the realms of life and death.

——

Grete stood beside Sirius with his arms folded.

This big black dog, he had long wanted to find an opportunity to help Si teach him how to speak out.

Wherever a man's butt sits, there is his camp.

Gretel had already been sitting next to Professor Snape, so he didn't care whether it was campus bullying or mutual criticism.

As the most outstanding student in Sri Lanka, he felt that this was pure campus bullying.

Here, except for Dumbledore, he has the biggest fist and has the final say.

Dumbledore wouldn't meddle in this matter. Anyway, he was just letting old friends meet again, and he wasn't trying to cause trouble to the wizarding world.

In addition to controlling Sirius, Gretel's eyes did not forget to scan the other people present.

No matter who dares to delay his teacher and his life, Bai Yueguang, he will definitely not stand by coldly.

He even took out his magic wand for the first time in a long time and looked at everyone in the Order of the Phoenix with eager eyes.

Except for Dumbledore and Snape, who was immersed in grief, everyone else couldn't help but have a layer of cold sweat break out on their backs.

…

Snape struggled for a long time, but couldn't squeeze out a sound from his throat.

It was Lily Evans who noticed the disappearance of the voices discussing plans and turned her head, which had been paying attention to sleeping Harry.

His eyes lit up and a bright smile blossomed.

"Severus, you are getting so old~"

Snape's eyes suddenly turned red, and he struggled to squeeze out a slightly choked voice, "Yeah, I'm old, but you still look young, that's great."

It's great to see you again.

For some reason, Snape suddenly felt a little itchy on his face, as if something crawled out of his eyes, crawled over his cheeks, climbed to his chin, and fell to the ground.

Then, Snape smiled. The smile that had disappeared since the day he broke up with Lily appeared for the first time in a long time in the Black family's drawing room.

"Thank you for taking care of Harry."

Lily Evans' eyes were full of gratitude.

She has been living in Harry's body, and she has clearly seen everything that Harry has experienced.

"No...it's nothing. Harry, he is your child after all."

Seeing Lily bow to him, Snape didn't know what to say and quickly took a few steps to help her up.

However, there was only nothingness, and his hand passed straight through her body, leaving only indescribable sadness in his heart.

"This is great, I didn't expect to see you again in the human world." Lily Evans said with relief.

Taking a closer look at her childhood sweetheart, it turned out that he already had wrinkles.

In order to protect Harry and avenge her, he really paid too much.

She even saw a few hairs among the greasy black hair, which had turned silver.

In Snape's overwhelmed eyes, Lily Evans gave him a hug generously, "Thank you, Severus, thank you really, thank you for being kind to Harry, and thank you for being so kind to Harry." my love."

Snape stiffened and carefully half-circled his hand around the shadow of Lily Evans.

What else is there to regret?

Just like his favorite student, Mike Grete said, the future is destined to be bright.

…

Harry opened his eyes, his eyes a little shocked, but in an instant he quietly shrank back, half-closing his eyes. From the moment he woke up, he no longer had any resentment towards Professor Snape in his heart.

After all, he gave up his life for himself.

There was no harm in what Gretel left for Harry. He just left all the information about Snape in his mind to Harry.

He also deceived everyone present.

Indeed, the surgery he performed on Harry did require recovery.

However, that small injury was caused by removing a foreign object, and it will be healed by the soul in a moment.

The reason why he hasn't woken up is because he is watching Harry's world in another world that Gretel left for him.

There, without Gretel, Principal Dumbledore died, Professor Snape also died, and Voldemort broke into Hogwarts, almost overturning the entire wizarding world.

He saw the childhood of Snape and his mother, and he also saw the four predators headed by his father playing tricks on the professor.

…

?

Snape vaguely seemed to see Harry's eyelids twitching a few times.

Looking closely, he saw a pair of green pupils that were exactly the same as Lily's.

How should I put it, probably the dislike for Potter has been engraved into Snape's DNA.

"Mr. Potter, pretending to be asleep is not a good habit. I can help you fall asleep if necessary."

Gretel heard Snape's unabashedly aggressive crackling sound and helplessly slapped her head.

Good guy, Professor, you are holding someone else's mother in your arms now. How do you manage to be so confident and venomous?

Did Potter cause you that much harm?

Lily Evans heard Snape's words and quickly got out of his arms.

Fortunately, she is a soul and does not need to really break free, and the soul will not blush.

Grete watched helplessly as the beautiful atmosphere of the scene was broken, and the atmosphere gradually became lively from silence.

The same goes for Dumbledore. He has never seen anything like this in his more than a hundred years of life.

His eyes were the same as Gretel's, and the people in the circle had the same look. The one that stood out was disbelief.

Seeing that his sobriety had been exposed, Harry helplessly opened his eyes.

His eyes were also full of confusion.

How could there be such people in the world who would tear themselves down?

Especially when he was breaking up trouble, he was so proud.

——

"Professor, thank you."

Harry stood up, looked at Snape's horrified eyes, bowed like Lily Evans, and then hugged him.

Only Dumbledore glanced at the open space next to the restrained Sirius.

It must have something to do with this brat.

Gretel turned around helplessly and disappeared from the Black house. However, he seemed to have forgotten to untie someone who was bound.

Especially the man's eyes were full of panic. He felt as if he was about to lose something.

His eyes wandered wildly, and gradually stopped at Harry who was hugging Snape.

It can't be that Harry wants to lose his godfather, right?

Back in Moldova, Grete threw himself on the sofa in the office and scratched his head frantically.

His teacher seems to have a problem with his emotional intelligence. He really doesn't know how to solve this problem.

Obviously, he created such a good opportunity.

After a long time, Grete sighed helplessly, forget it, he didn't care, let things develop freely, anyway, he had done everything he should do.

Next, he has to arrange his career. After all, he will leave soon.

There is no way, for the healthy development of Shuguang.

He made an appointment with a certain silver-haired old man with malicious intentions. Things were over now, and he was going to return to Hogwarts.

However, his identity after returning should surprise many people.

Gretel couldn't help laughing when he thought about how he had surprised many people when he came back.

——

Dumbledore led the Order of the Phoenix to study the special attack on Voldemort overnight, and Gretel also made arrangements for Moldova.

First, Penello and several other students who graduated this year.

After Gretel bargained with Dumbledore, it was agreed that Penello and others could participate in the ultimate wizard assessment in the new school year. As long as they passed the assessment, the diplomas they should be given would still be given to them.

Then there are the other students who left the school with Gretel. If anyone wants to go back to study, they can follow Grete back as long as Grete submits the list.

As for other possible consequences, Dumbledore promised that the matter would be handled seamlessly and would not affect their study and life at school.

However, according to Gretel, this group of people really don't necessarily value Hogwarts diplomas too much.

Just as they had decided at the time, the Ultimate Wizard Proof was just to find a job after graduation. They, Shuguang, were almost split into two people now, and how could they have time to go back to school from 9 to 5?

Besides, after [Gift] turned into [Soul Control], Gretel was able to put the magical knowledge in his mind into their souls through engraving.

Unlike the [Memory Master], the memories created by the Memory Master are all fabricated. Even if Gretel kneads up his knowledge in detail and stuffs it into their brains, they will not be able to grasp it and understand it.

As time goes by, the memories created by the memory master will be gradually forgotten in a subtle way. This is based on the correction and exclusivity of human memory.

Just like a dream, even if you believe it in the dream, it will be forgotten as time goes by when you wake up.

[Soul Control] is different. Gretel can copy and cut out what they need, and stuff it into their soul ocean, or directly into their soul essence.

It's like an enlightenment, they can grasp it directly.

This method has been tested and determined to be completely reliable.

In the past few days, Gretel has put spells on many people.

In this way, each of them will be like the developer of the curse, slipping Professor Gretel's curse.

Even after a few days, there are still many people who have developed their own magic spell by analogy.

For example, the flying spell, Cedric's improved spell, converts the inevitable wind resistance into assistance without losing any comfort.

However, this method still has limitations after all. Everyone's soul reflection sea is different in size, the strength of their soul essence is also strong or weak, and what they can accept is more or less.

Every spell Gretel developed would fill at least a few bookshelves with the knowledge involved.

So until now, Gretel is still giving ordinary magic spells that can be learned in Hogwarts to those lower-grade members to help them organize their combat power.

Basically no one can accept more than three of the things Gretel developed himself.

Geniuses like Cedric were a little overwhelmed after receiving two spells. They rested for a long time before they recovered.

Finally, at the high-level meeting, everyone unanimously passed a resolution, that is, this method of soul infusion will become a benefit of Dawn in the future.

Once you have made a contribution, you can apply to the organization based on your contribution, and Grete will instill it.

However, different spells must have different requirements. During the period before the start of school, Gretel will list the things he has mastered so that Penelo, the big butler, can price them.

Gretel's return to Hogwarts did not cause even the slightest ripple within Dawn, and no one in Dawn was even willing to go back with him.

They wish Gretel a happy academic life.

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Gretel: I'm going back to Hogwarts, as promised by Dumbledore.

Peneiro (Seni, Cedric, Moen): OK

Gretel:? ? ? Don't you ask why?

Everyone: Didn’t you say last time that you had peace talks with Dumbledore?

Besides, you might as well go back, so that you don't have to run around all day long. We're afraid something might happen somewhere.

After going to Hogwarts, you and Dumbledore, we finally don't have to worry about your safety.

Don't worry, you can go to school well at Hogwarts and leave the outside matters to us.

Gretel: Who said I was going to school.

Everyone:? ? ? ? ? ?