Hogwarts: Incredible Understanding, Counterfeiting The Philosopher's Stone

When Du Wei agreed to transfer to another school, he had one request:

Allow him to skip classes.

This is mainly to reach more students and gain more understanding points.

At the same time, it can also avoid catching people in the same class for a long time and making them bald (numb).

If any emotion is stimulated for a long time, people will become numb.

It's like a routine for middle-aged people.

It's not that there's no emotion, it's that there's no passion.

But as I become more and more proficient in using the system.

Du Wei had a better idea.

You need to brush up on your comprehension points, and you also need to brush up on them in a relaxed and happy way.

This requires someone to cooperate.

"Don't you think life like this is boring?"

Du Wei sat on the four-legged stool and said to the Sorting Hat in his mind.

Without waiting for it to refute, he was bewitching like a devil:

"A thousand years."

"You only get routinely taken out and rotated for an hour a year."

"The little wizards put you on and take them off."

"Everyone only has ten seconds."

"No more than five or six minutes."

"Have you really been happy these past few years?"

In the noisy auditorium.

Everyone is talking.

They were curious, looking, and pointing.

This moment is just like that time thousands of years ago.

Has anyone ever stood up and cared about this lonely old man?

The joys and sorrows of wizards and magic items are not mutually exclusive.

The Sorting Hat only thought they were noisy.

Dazzling candlelight, various wizards, scenes that have remained unchanged for thousands of years...

Many years later, facing the heartbreaking Du Wei, the Sorting Hat finally remembered that distant afternoon when Gryffindor wore it to meet the frost dragon.

At that time, the Sorting Hat was just a simple pointed wizard hat.

It was the Gryffindor who gave him his intelligence.

Gryffindors are generous.

He has traveled to many places wearing it and witnessed many duels.

Talhoff of Hornburg, Bavaria, has exquisite swordsmanship.

Armand Malfoy's dark magic is strange and vicious.

Puddlemere is good at flying.

But they can only achieve Gryffindor's glory as losers.

Later, Gryffindor met his wizard friend.

Together they built Hogwarts.

A magic school friendly to all wizards.

Only cruel to the Sorting Hat.

It became the hat that decided the fate of the little wizard.

It remains on the cabinet in the principal's office year after year.

It takes a year to think of a song.

Just to sing to the children on September 1st.

But no one has ever cared about it, even if they said something against their will:

Nice singing, Mr. Hat!

They only care about themselves and whether they can become brave lions or glorious snakes...

A thousand years ago.

Only this boy named Du Wei is willing to ask:

"Have you really been happy these past few years?"

The Sorting Hat doesn't believe in tears.

But it really wants to cry.

"If you are willing to work with me, we can come up with a better plan.

"It's not only good for you, but also for me, and for the teachers and students of Hogwarts as a whole."

Du Wei's voice became very gentle.

More than 25,000 comprehension points were spent on a hat.

The reward is of course not just learning a few magic spells.

There is no need to read the system prompts.

The enchantment magic from Rowena Ravenclaw allowed him to feel the Sorting Hat's emotions more clearly.

He doesn't laugh at it.

Who hasn’t been sad yet?

While it was in a low mood, it happened to get things done.

By the time the rice is cooked, it will be too late to regret it.

"But, my responsibility is to sort the children into different hospitals."

The Sorting Hat is indeed one of the symbols of Hogwarts.

No matter how sad you are, you still remember your mission.

Du Wei is very considerate.

Don't force melons that are not sweet.

But unfamiliar girls will always become mature.

"Why don't you take my advice?"

"Maybe it doesn't conflict with your responsibilities."

The Sorting Hat remained reserved for a moment, and then asked:

"What's your suggestion?"

Du Wei smiled.

It's like chasing girls.

If he is willing to talk to you, he may just treat you as a bitch.

But if I am willing to ask you and listen to you, then it is probably an opportunity.

Seize the opportunity when it comes.

But don't be too hasty.

Du Wei began to persuade:

"Do you think any of the professors on the faculty are as good as the founder of Hogwarts?"

"No, it's impossible!"

"Absolutely impossible!"

"They are the worst class I have ever led!"

The Sorting Hat was visibly excited.

It seems that he has been dissatisfied with this scene for a long time.

It even forgot that the sorting ceremony was taking place at this time.

"Dumbledore is barely comparable to the Founder."

"Professor McGonagall is rigorous in running the school, Professor Flitwick is serious and responsible, and Sprout is hard-working and uncomplaining..."

"Snape?"

Du Wei asked subconsciously after hearing that Snape was the only one he missed.

The Sorting Hat snorted contemptuously:

"Hmph, Snape should go to St. Mungo's Hospital. Only the patients don't find his potion unpleasant to drink."

"Look at the rest!"

"A ghost as old as me teaches the history of magic!"

"A stammering pretty boy teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts!"

"A drunkard who can't read the stars teaches prophecy!"

Du Wei: Old guy, have you installed a complaint system?

In other words, both people can communicate consciously.

If the professors hear it, they may have to resign on the spot and fight a duel.

In fact, there was only Du Wei and the Sorting Hat in the auditorium at the moment.

There is another person and a half who are also communicating with their consciousness, and they are already quarreling.

"Very well, you idiot, don't think I don't know what you are planning!"

"You want to get rid of me and go get the Philosopher's Stone alone!"

Quirrell, who was sitting at the teacher's desk, suddenly trembled all over and almost screamed.

He hurriedly said in his mind:

"Dear Master, I have not! I have been serving you faithfully!"

"I don't even lie down to sleep anymore!"

If only the Dark Lord could still pick up a wand.

It will definitely stab his servant to death with the wand, and even Sunny Melon will find it a waste of effort:

"Don't say useless things!"

"Remember, the Dark Lord is far more powerful than you think!"

"Be loyal to me and you will get everything you want."

"Betray me and you will have nothing!"

"Keep an eye on this pushy little wizard!"

"Dumbledore must have hidden the Philosopher's Stone in Hogwarts."

"Next, this little wizard will definitely provide us with more clues.

"He loves to be pushy, so help him more."

"Get close to him, praise him, and make him trust you."

"Also, let the boy from the Rocher family keep an eye on him and don't let him mess up our big event.

"That way we'll be safe."

Quirrell bravely asked:

"Dear Dark Lord, is this little wizard playing tricks on us?"

"idiot!"

The Dark Lord was really angry.

"Why is he playing tricks on you?"

"Just because you're a professor at Hogwarts?"

"Or is it because he knows I'm here?"

"Stop being suspicious, even Dumbledore can't see through my disguise.

"Du Wei is just a little wizard who happened to be adopted by Nicoléme."

"He's still a kid!"

"Look at what he did today, apart from showing off, what's the point?"

"At the Leaky Cauldron before, he just wanted to attract your attention with news about the Sorcerer's Stone."

"Although we were a little late and couldn't get the Philosopher's Stone from Gringotts."

"But at least we already know that this little wizard is telling the truth, and the Philosopher's Stone is in Dumbledore!"

"Dumbledore must have sensed something to move it from Gringotts to Hogwarts."

"It doesn't matter, I will definitely not fail again this time!"

The Dark Lord convinced his servant.

yes.

What little wizard would tease a professor for no reason?

Still getting something as important as the magic stone.

The only reasonable explanation is:

Du Wei is just a little wizard who has some abilities but doesn't know the world and loves to show off!

Since you love to be pushy, let me help you!

Du Wei didn't know anyone wanted to give him an assist.

His focus was never on village tyrants like Voldemort.

The focus now is to persuade the Sorting Hat to cooperate with him.

This was Dumbledore's weakest moment.

The Headmaster knew that Voldemort was coming to steal the Philosopher's Stone, and he had even noticed Quirrell.

But he didn't dare to act rashly because he had not yet found a way to completely eliminate Voldemort.

Du Wei knew what Voldemort was thinking, and even more so what the Headmaster was thinking.

Dumbledore's goal in the next few years is not to engage in education, but to deal with Voldemort.

Anyway, in this principal's opinion.

Unless Voldemort dies, Hogwarts' teaching level will be in vain no matter how high it is.

Maybe it's still sending talents to the enemy.

In any case, the Sorting Hat's words cannot be refuted.

Du Wei still needs its cooperation.

I reviewed the professors in one breath.

The Sorting Hat feels better, but there is nothing it can do:

"Oh, no matter how bad things get, I can't abandon them, I still have to stay here and fulfill my duties.

Du Wei continues to induce:

"If there are a lot of people, like parents and the school board."

"They suddenly cared about their students' grades as much as they cared about the galleons in their pockets.

"Then you feel that a certain professor's performance is too bad and you want him to leave?"

The Sorting Hat wondered:

"You mean the test scores?"

"Ordinary Wizarding Level Examination and Ultimate Wizarding Examination?"

"Those parents also graduated from Hogwarts."

"But seventh grade is when they are most knowledgeable about magic."

"After the graduation exam, they even forgot the Iron Armor Curse.

"Those guys only care about gold galleons and don't really care about the children's grades. Anyway, magic will never kill a wizard."

"Moreover, if exam results are used to determine professorships, what should we do if some students with poor talent would rather sacrifice their own grades to take revenge on their teachers?"

Du Wei somewhat admired Mr. Sorting Hat.

Hit the nail on the head!

In order to carry out better cooperation, he should not hesitate to praise:

"As expected of a wise magic hat who has met the four founders and stayed in the principal's office for a thousand years. If you become a professor, you will definitely be better than these people!"

The Sorting Hat obviously enjoyed the compliment.

In its view, Du Wei has become a confidant.

"There's no point in flattering me. You're just a little wizard who hasn't entered school yet. If you want to solve these problems, maybe you should wait until you graduate..."

…………Please give me flowers 0

The Sorting Hat is very rational and tells the truth.

Don't talk about magic

In the world, even among Muggles, there are not many parents who take junior high school students' examination papers seriously.

I don’t understand and I don’t have the patience.

That thing can’t be turned into money immediately!

But the wonderful thing about the magical world is...

Does it have magic?

No.

It's magic that won't kill anyone!

In a society that has enough food and clothing, what is the most developed industry?

The entertainment industry, of course.

For example, the most grand event in the wizarding world - the Quidditch World Cup.

The stadium with 100,000 people is full!

The sports that countless Muggle readers complained about in previous lives are widely praised in the real wizarding world.

If we could create an activity that countless Muggles would like and all wizards could understand and participate in,

The most important thing is that this activity can form a complete industrial chain.

From the stay-at-home alchemist to the gnomes in the Weasley garden.

Everyone can participate!

Everyone can show their talent!

Everyone can make money!

The Sorting Hat said a lot of things.

Now he has regained his senses.

Even if the little wizard now understands it, there is no point.

How can a first-year freshman change Hogwarts' millennium-old tradition?

It's a bit regretful, but I can only compromise with reality.

We can only place our hopes on the future.

But Du Wei doesn't think so.

He won't compromise easily.

Do you want to waste seven years in school?

Please, this is time travel, systematic!

A difficult question for the Sorting Hat.

In Du Wei's view, it is clearly a good opportunity to gain points and have fun at the same time.

How to persuade this stubborn, opinionated and knowledgeable Sorting Hat?

Of course it’s the system, plus a little bit of experience as a time traveler!

"What do you think of the Triwizard Tournament?"

Du Wei was not in a hurry to persuade, but changed the topic.

His kind words also made the Sorting Hat a little more patient:

"Well, it seems that the Triwizard Tournament has not been held for a while."

"It was a great game. Although I haven't seen it, Principal Derwent once told me about it.

"But there were some accidents in 1792, and the chicken snake tail killed many wizards, so it was stopped.

The Sorting Hat began to reminisce.

Du Wei reminded it:

"They used the Triwizard Tournament to test the wizard's talents, advantages, courage, theory, reasoning ability and ability to overcome danger. It not only tested the wizard's personal ability, but also demonstrated

The teaching level of the three magic schools..."

The Sorting Hat couldn't agree more.

However it added:

"But the competition is too large, too dangerous, and takes too long. There are only three people actually participating, unless you plan to die a few junior teachers or professors every year..."

"No, no, no, I mean..."

Du Wei paused for a moment.

The Sorting Hat was a little anxious now.

He had a premonition.

The gears of destiny that have been stagnant for a thousand years may start turning from this moment on.

The Great Hall of Hogwarts was still brightly lit.

It's usually time to sing the school song.

Freshmen are still waiting for sorting.

Du Wei has already received several notifications [XXX is hungry, Comprehension Point +99].

Dumbledore finally stood up.

Everyone was waiting for him to say something to end this farce.

But Dumbledore took a deep look at Du Wei and the hat on his head.

Du Wei only occasionally moved his mouth when communicating with his thoughts.

The Sorting Hat's expression is richer than his.

So everyone can see it.

These two must be discussing things, rather than being under a petrification curse.

Dumbledore cleared his throat:

"Ahem, I think our Mr. Du Wei has something to communicate with the Sorting Hat. Let's have dinner first!"

The long dining table was immediately filled with barbecue, smoked fish, bread...

The little wizards couldn't hold themselves back, gnawing chicken legs with one hand and glancing at the boy from time to time.

Du Wei naturally heard Dumbledore's words.

Okay, principal, you are very aware of current affairs.

Don't bother me poaching you.

He waved his hand:

"Disband."

The innocent first-year student pounced on the nearest dining table like a wolf.

This scene made many professors frown.

They have all experienced the charm of the first Dark Lord.

Naturally, I am also familiar with this scene of prohibitions.

so similar.

Hopefully Dumbledore could hold him down too.

Dumbledore was helpless.

He never thought that borrowing a magic stone would cause so much trouble.

Did I really do something wrong?

He sighed deeply.

the other side.

The students from the Snake Academy and Badger Academy were caught off guard and had to give up their seats and squeeze into the tables of other colleges.

The invisible barriers between branches were broken by a group of persistent and greedy children.

No one noticed this small change.

The gears of the fate of the four major colleges seem to have begun to turn.

Sorry, because of your compliments, I talk more and more.

If I don't like it, I try to restrain myself.

In addition, thanks to the Supreme Boss for the criticism, I am changing it to ten. .