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"My master was injured before, a very serious injury, but in order to prevent us brothers from helping him avenge him, he did not tell us who the enemy was."

"After that, he would go to the relic pagoda of the Shaolin Temple every three days to use the relics of the eminent monks there to heal his wounds. The hilltop where we lived was not in the Shaolin Temple. This is another old story."

Ah Xing did not go further and pulled him back after talking about other issues.

"Because of this, our senior brothers all guessed that the master was injured by a monster. Otherwise, there would be no reason to use the relics of the eminent monk. This was also confirmed to a certain extent when Master Mengwei found us that day. confirm."

"Master Mengwei said at the time that my master's demonic power had damaged his roots all year round, so he died of his injuries..."

This is slightly different from what Huang Fei and Frog said, but it's not a big problem.

Huang Fei and Frog had been vague about Xiao Zhang, but Ah Xing now revealed his true feelings, and relatively speaking, Xiao Zhang was more willing to believe Ah Xing.

This is a man who possesses peerless martial arts skills but is willing to collect rags for a living.

In short, it is either great good or great evil. Judging from the current situation, the possibility of great evil is really low.

"We didn't believe it at the time and felt that Master had been framed by them, so we rushed into the Shaolin Temple and snatched Master's body. Because there was a big fight at that time, the relationship between us and the Shaolin Temple itself, which was not good, deteriorated a lot."

That's awesome, brother, just six of your senior brothers broke into the Shaolin Temple?

Xiao Zhang felt that the Shaolin Temple should have released the water at that time. Otherwise, how could it be possible to enter the Shaolin Temple with the help of Ah Xing, a person who failed to advance to the innate realm at that time?

Is it true that the Master of Wet Dreams only knows about wet dreams?

"Later, after careful inspection, we confirmed that Master was not framed by them. He did indeed die from his injuries. This was also confirmed by Master Baiyun, who was our Master's best friend during his lifetime."

"Master Baiyun?" Xiao Zhang asked curiously: "Is he the legendary hero from Baiyun Mountain?"

Axing glanced at Xiao Zhang in surprise.

"If there is no second Baiyun Mountain and a second innate realm Master Baiyun, it would be him. But how did Mr. Xiao know about him?"

"Legends, they are all legends, hahaha..."

Xiao Zhang laughed and motioned for Ah Xing to continue talking.

Axing said: "Because the master passed away suddenly, the relationship between us and the Shaolin Temple has deteriorated again, so we can no longer live on the hilltop where we lived before. That mountain belongs to the Shaolin Temple. We senior brothers have not been able to become teachers. , According to Master’s previous instructions, we cannot use martial arts for profit at will.”

"Life is difficult, and there are always people who want to adapt, but they don't know that sometimes, it is not necessarily poverty that leads to change, but it may also mean collaborating with the enemy and betraying the country."

Ah Xing paused here and took a deep breath before continuing to tell their story.

"A scientist came to us and said that he wanted to study martial arts. The purpose is to use scientific methods to let all the people practice martial arts and carry forward our Shaolin Kung Fu."

"This is our master's wish, and it has always been the wish of the Shaolin Temple. We thought at the time that the Shaolin Temple failed to make it happen. If we made it happen, not only would the master's soul be comforted in heaven, but we would also be able to feel proud in front of the people in the Shaolin Temple. .”

"I also have great expectations for scientific martial arts training, because I know that the power of science is very powerful, and even far exceeds the future of us martial arts practitioners."

"But after we went to that research institute, we discovered that there were not only our compatriots, but also many foreigners. Headed by the people from the Eagle Country, there were also people from the Empire on which the Sun Never Sets, and even people from Japan."

"I was unwilling at the time because although my master wanted to promote Shaolin Kung Fu, he did not want foreigners to learn Shaolin Kung Fu. This is why the Shaolin Temple has not been able to accomplish this."

"It's easy to teach disciples. There are more than one billion people in our country. If you want to find a martial arts wizard like me who is unique in ten thousand, you can find at least three figures. Even if you are not a martial arts wizard who is unique in ten thousand, like my senior brothers and others Those with that kind of talent can also achieve success in martial arts."

"But the problem is, no one can guarantee that after the apprentice learns it, he will not betray the country and teach our kung fu to foreigners."

Makes sense.

Xiao Zhang nodded frequently after hearing this.

After Ah Xing sighed again, he continued: "But my senior brothers and others believed those people's words gullibly, saying that those foreigners immigrated to our country and came to help our country, just like those people back then. Just like our foreign friends who helped us in this war."

"As a result... they were taken away by the whole group, and my brothers and sisters' martial arts were also abolished."

"If it weren't for my master's great contribution and Master Mengwei's good words, my brothers and sisters would definitely be shot."

At this point, Axing looked at Xiao Zhang and said, "I said before, if you want to seek death, you can wait until seven years later. Because they have zero tolerance for the use of force to violate the ban."

Xiao Zhang spread his hands and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I am a good person and never do bad things."

"hope so."

Ah Xing pondered for a moment and then said: "That's the story. We brothers and I came to Xiangjiang. I abided by my master's last wish and their instructions before leaving. I was unwilling to use martial arts to benefit myself, let alone do it easily. To recruit disciples and teach them martial arts."

"But my fellow apprentices felt that it was my unwillingness to help them that caused us to part ways. But in fact, I have been working hard for our fellow apprentices to go back in an upright manner."

Xiao Zhang asked curiously: "Is it about collecting rags and picking up garbage?"

Axing nodded and replied: "Yes, on the surface, I look like a rag collector, but in fact I am a garbage picker. Many people think that I am just a garbage picker, but they don't know The real me is dealing with the real shit.”

Xiao Zhang poured another cup of tea for Ah Xing.

"for example?"

"For example, there is a trash named Sadako." Axing said: "When I was watching the news before, it was said that there was a videotape. Anyone who watched it would definitely die within seven days, so I knew there must be trash at work, so I watched it."

"???" Xiao Zhang asked subconsciously: "Then what?"

Axing said matter-of-factly: "Then she crawled out of Uncle Lin's TV and was slapped to death by me. She must have died. It was because she accidentally broke the video of Uncle Lin's TV at that time Yes, I lost a lot of money."

As he spoke, A Xing's expression turned into regret, regret, and heartache.

But there was a storm in Xiao Zhang's heart.

Sadako climbed out of the TV and was slapped to death by you?

Imagine that picture...

"So, this is the kind of garbage you've been dealing with all this time?"

"Yes, they are all such things, which can be collectively referred to as monsters and ghosts." Ah Xing said with a firm expression: "I believe that one day I will be able to realize my dream, find the monster that injured my master, and then help me Master takes revenge."

Young man, do you know that your path is narrow?

You are taking Uncle Feng's job.

Xiao Zhang, one of the demons and ghosts, asked curiously: "So, martial arts can defeat demons and ghosts?"

"It depends on the situation." Axing said: "The masters who are close to Danjin can feel the existence of ghosts. Although they cannot see it, they can hurt ghosts if combined with corresponding weapons. Generally speaking, ghosts do not dare to easily provoke such ghosts. A level of martial arts practitioner.”

I know that Uncle Fu was stabbed by Luo Tianhong.

"After reaching the level of Danjin, one's own energy and blood are strong, and ghosts can be hurt even without weapons, but ghosts dare not provoke such people, unless they are real ghosts." A Xing said: "If you want a real ghost To be able to fight against demons and monsters, one must at least reach the level of Gang Jin and condense a trace of innate inner energy."

"The inner Qi cultivated by Gang Jin is innate inner Qi?" Xiao Zhang asked in surprise: "Doesn't it mean that when Gang Jin is reached, it is the innate state?"

"That's not the case." Ah Xing corrected: "Having only a trace of innate inner energy is not called the innate state. The acquired inner energy that is obtained through subsequent cultivation is still the acquired inner energy. But with this trace of original innate inner energy, the chance of achieving the innate state is very high. ”

Xiao Zhang understood.

"So, you want to win the World Cup through playing football, so that you brothers can go back with integrity?"

"That's right." Axing nodded and asked again: "Mr. Xiao, will you help me?"

"Yes, of course I will."

Xiao Zhang understood the cause and effect and was more willing to help Ah Xing.

Not only for Ah Xing's martial arts, but also for him to be able to go back in an honest manner.

Should I say it or not, in another world, as long as you can help the country win the World Cup, don't say you are a zombie, it doesn't matter even if you are a zombie.

Hundreds of millions of fans support you.

Xiao Zhang asked again: "But speaking of which, what would be a good name for our football team?"

Axing thought for a moment and said, "Why don't we just call them the Shaolin Football Team?"

Xiao Zhang shook his head and said, "You haven't gone back yet. It's not a good name. How about we call it the Kung Fu Football Team?"

"Good."