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Xiao Zhang was the only one left in the van.

Huang Yaozu excused himself from the car to buy cigarettes, leaving space for Xiao Zhang and Uncle Feng.

The serious business about the yellow squirrel has been finished. Uncle Feng said that he would pay attention to it, and then only other things remained.

"When will you pick her up?"

"Who is it? Uncle Feng, I don't understand what you are talking about."

"..." Uncle Feng did not dwell too much on this issue and threatened directly: "Don't regret it."

regret?

Is it possible that you want to take Ma Xiaoling as your disciple and turn her into Ma Xiaoling?

Haha, then I won’t date her either.

Xiao Zhang didn't care whether there might be a bug in the car, and asked directly: "What is the relationship between Huang Yaozu and you?"

"It doesn't matter, it's just a few pointers."

You said you gave some pointers to some of the Flying Tigers' best Danjin masters. How many people did you point out?

Are you really the strongest novice mentor in all the worlds?

"Then what happened to his magic weapon?" Xiao Zhang said dissatisfied: "Uncle Feng, I am your nephew. You don't give me the magic weapon to outsiders. Isn't it a little too much?"

"Don't you have the Ghost Slayer?" Uncle Feng reminded: "Monsters are no better than ghosts. Even I can't track them after they transform. Remember to take the Ghost Slayer with you when you go out recently."

Ghost Slayer is the eight-sided Han sword that Luo Tianhong personally gave to Xiao Zhang before. It got a new name after it was casually sacrificed by Uncle Feng.

"Can you also kill demons by killing ghosts?"

Xiao Zhang felt that it would be strange if he carried a sword with him.

Who goes out these days without a gun?

"Ghost Slayer is the name you chose yourself. It is not called Ghost Slayer itself. You can rename it Demon Slayer if you think it is inappropriate." Uncle Feng said in a calm tone: "Demons, ghosts, and monsters all have bonus damage. "

Is it so powerful?

Xiao Zhang always felt that Uncle Feng just performed some sacrifices casually at that time, because the time was too fast, only a few minutes, and he did not see that Uncle Feng added any natural materials or earthly treasures to it.

"You don't have to give me the magic weapon for the time being. Anyway, it will all be mine from now on." Xiao Zhang said boldly: "But you have to get me seven or eight pieces of amulets. If I hadn't practiced kung fu very well, I would have almost been killed. Did you know that the monster was beaten to death?"

Uncle Feng understood what Xiao Zhang meant.

He wasn't about to be beaten to death, but he was about to be beaten and transformed.

But the transformation actually doesn't make much sense.

The normal Xiao Zhang has the strength of Dan Jin level. If the opponent does not have any special skills, such as acquired secrets, innate secrets, etc., he can even claim to be invincible below Gang Jin.

And when he starts to transform, Gang Jin can also be beaten.

But judging from the current situation, only for masters at the Gangjin level, the degree of damage to his body caused by inner energy will be qualitatively improved, whether it is acquired inner energy, innate inner energy, or demonic energy.

Although Xiao Zhang was not injured in the fight with the yellow squirrel, and he was injured and healed naturally, it cannot be regarded as an injury, but the physical exertion was very large.

Zombies are not zombies and do not have unlimited physical strength. If he had not come to warn Sir Liao and others, Xiao Zhang would have gone out to eat and drink.

"Didn't you get together with that innate master?" Uncle Feng said indifferently, as if he was not worried about Xiao Zhang being beaten to death: "Practice martial arts with him well, Shaolin Kung Fu is really good, and it will be very good for you. of."

kindness?

Is there any secret I don't know about?

Or does Uncle Feng also want to take a look at the Zhanlai Divine Palm?

Xiao Zhang had no intention of obtaining the magic weapon from Uncle Feng's hands, and he only used it for protection. He had Uncle Feng's talisman on him, and its protective effect had been verified before.

Even Guan Yu, who has condensed the will power of all living beings, can't kill him, so what does a mere flightless monster mean?

It's just that the talisman will not be activated unless there is a life or death crisis, which also shows that the sword blow to the Guan Gong statue at that time was fatal.

"Okay, Uncle Feng, don't regret it. If I break the void while practicing martial arts, let's see who will help you recover..."

Xiao Zhang woke up at the critical moment and did not say the last word.

What responded to him was Uncle Feng's sneer.

After hanging up the phone and Xiao Zhang got out of the car, Huang Yaozu, who was smoking in the distance, came over.

"Have you been reprimanded?" Huang Yaozu said with a smile: "I know Uncle Feng's temper. It can be said to be principled, or it can be said to be unconventional. He will definitely not like it if you use family heirlooms for profit."

Family heirloom?

This one is too awesome.

"Yes, yes, so I hope that Sir Huang will take good care of you in the future and give me a nice word if you have nothing to do." Xiao Zhang said: "We are all good friends. If you help me, I will definitely do the same in the future." Your favor."

"It's easy to talk about."

Huang Yaozu laughed happily.

Xiao Zhang's strength itself is very strong, he knows this, and Xiao Zhang's friends are even stronger. If there is any problem in the future, he will really need Xiao Zhang to bring someone to help.

This is also the reason why he reminded Xiao Zhang just now, not just because of Uncle Feng's relationship.

The two exchanged contact information and separated. Xiao Zhang took Ah Xing and others to a place to eat and drink.

In the end, everyone except Xiao Zhang and A Xing were drunk and unconscious.

It was already twelve o'clock in the middle of the night. After returning to the warehouse where Huang Fei and others were temporarily staying, Ah Xing, with shining eyes, stood in the open area of ​​the warehouse.

"Come, I'll teach you martial arts."

"good."

Xiao Zhang pounced directly.

When it comes to teaching martial arts, you still have to fight first before you know how to teach.

A few minutes later, Xiao Zhang, with a bruised nose and swollen face, looked at Ah Xing with resentment on his face.

"Can't you show mercy?"

"I have been very merciful, otherwise you would have died dozens of times."

Axing was very happy after beating Xiao Zhang, as if he was taking revenge on Xiao Zhang for playing tricks on his senior brothers.

Xiao Zhang was convinced in his heart. He could judge that even if he transformed into his ultimate state, he would not be able to defeat Ah Xing, or even be able to escape from Ah Xing's hands.

Compared to the first time he met Ah Xing, his strength had improved to a great extent, but there was still such a big gap.

This shows that his sixth sense is still very keen, and he felt the threat of Ah Xing at that time.

But he was unwilling to admit defeat.

"That monster told me the same thing. Am I dead?"

Axing looked at Xiao Zhang's body recovering from the skin trauma, frowned and asked, "There is something wrong with your body. If you are just wearing a golden bell and an iron shirt, it shouldn't be like this."

"I have been trained by my uncle since I was a child. My uncle is a Taoist."

Xiao Zhang didn't mind showing off the special features of his body in front of Ah Xing, because this would be unavoidable in the future, so he might as well find an excuse early.

"Practice?" Axing asked with brighter eyes: "I have heard that my master said that although they can't beat us martial arts practitioners, there are some who can fly with swords and take heads from thousands of miles away. What is your uncle's level? ?”

"He himself said that he was about to ascend to immortality."

Xiao Zhang told the truth.

This made Axing even more surprised.

"Then why don't you practice Taoism?"

"He said that I am more suitable for learning martial arts, and he also said that Shaolin Kung Fu is good."

This is also true.

Axing nodded in agreement: "Your uncle is right, Shaolin Kung Fu is good, Shaolin Kung Fu is great. No wonder you weren't afraid of monsters when you saw them before... Well, let me talk about your problem."

Ah Xing is worthy of being a truly unique martial arts wizard. He learned the innate skill of crossing the river with a reed in just a few minutes. When he really started to teach Xiao Zhang's martial arts, every word he said was able to make Xiao Zhang Get insights.

This is also because Xiao Zhang basically has nothing to hide at this time. The martial arts he knows are all learned from Huang Fei and the others. Although Ah Xing does not know it, he has learned from the same sect.

In just one night, Xiao Zhang's progress exceeded that of the previous two months.

However, this kind of progress is all about perception, and it will take some time to be digested into real progress in strength.

Even after not sleeping all night, Ah Xing, who was as energetic as Xiao Zhang, said after dawn: "I suggest you directly practice Second Senior Brother's Lion Roar Kung Fu. You don't need to learn the Whirlwind Ditang Kung Fu. Although the Lion Roar Kung Fu is an acquired skill, It is a unique skill, but it can help you exercise your internal organs, allowing you to reach the level of Danjin and Gangjin as soon as possible, and it can also help you practice the magical power of the Vajra Indestructible Body in the future."

"The Iron Head Kung Fu, the Golden Bell Cover and the Iron Cloth Shirt, the Powerful Vajra Legs, and the Iron Sand Palms are actually all from the outside in, but the Lion's Roar Kung Fu is from the inside out. When the inside and outside are combined at the same time, as long as you practice the Vajra Immortality The body-breaking magical skill, the lion's roar skill, can also have power at the level of innate unique skills, also called the diamond lion's roar."

After a pause, Ah Xing continued: "Although these martial arts cannot allow you to reach the highest realm of Shattered Void, and it is even difficult for you to reach the realm of the Innate Grand Master, but if we can succeed in the future, the few of us can be upright. If you go back to the light, and you have not committed any crime, and have reached the innate realm... I can help you to borrow the Great Sun Tathagata Sutra."

"The Great Sun Tathagata Sutra?"

Xiao Zhang was shocked.

Is this also martial arts?

Ah Xing didn't know the reason for Xiao Zhang's shock and continued: "But in a strict sense, the Great Sun Tathagata Sutra is not a real martial art. It is just a sutra. Can you understand the way to advance from it?" , the innate way still depends on your own understanding. According to my master, the Tathagata Divine Palm was also understood by others from the Great Sun Tathagata Sutra..."

Xiao Zhang asked curiously: "Then why don't you look?"

Ah Xing spread his hands helplessly: "They have to be willing to let me see it. I just asked you to beg for it. It is very likely that you won't be able to do it. Then don't say that I deliberately messed with you."

"It's okay, I can see it even if you can't ask for it, and you can see it too." Xiao Zhang laughed and said confidently: "If they don't show it to us, then I will acquire the Shaolin Temple. , when the time comes, we can use the Great Sun Tathagata Sutra as a foothold."

"Don't say this, don't say it." Axing reminded: "You have to know that money is not everything."

Xiao Zhang waved his hand.

“It’s true that having money doesn’t mean everything, but if I have money, I can do anything.”

Because I still have strength and I can live forever.