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"Is he Xiao Zhang?"

"Yes, he is Xiao Zhang."

At the bottom of the sea, the two monsters looked up at the sea level. Neither of them had any diving equipment.

One of them has a fishtail body, and his upper body is wearing a new sportswear endorsed by the Kung Fu Team. It is a sportswear brand under the Umbrella Group. The style itself is nothing new, but the word "Xiangjiang" is printed on the front, which is located on the chest on both sides of the zipper and on the back. Printed with the four words "Chinese Kung Fu".

Because it has a human body and a fish tail, this monster only needs to wear a shirt. The word "香江" on the chest is very prominent.

The other monster is Xiao Zhang's acquaintance, the tiger spirit Lao Hu, who even Uncle Feng failed to catch before.

Not only were Yun Conglong and Feng Conghu, the tiger spirit was very fast. He also completely hid his aura when Uncle Feng went to catch the yellow squirrel. This was indispensable with the help of the mermaid demon beside him.

"So handsome."

When the long-haired mermaid looked at Xiao Zhang's figure on the sea level in the distance, she had a look like a nymphomaniac on her face.

This made Lao Hu next to him helplessly ask: "Can you save your sister?"

Lao Hu's buzzing voice was the sound made by vibrating the sea water with demonic energy. When the demonic energy circulates internally, he doesn't need to breathe at all. The tiger's physical strength is very high, let alone one who has become a spirit through cultivation. , so even if he is at the bottom of the sea, he can still act normally.

"Save, of course I have to save my sister, but the problem is that my sister was killed by you. Do I want to seek revenge from you first?" The mermaid looked at Old Hu next to her coldly, without any timidity at all. .

Because she is under the sea now, and this is her home field.

"How many times do I have to say this? I didn't kill your sister. She had already turned into a ghost when I met her. I saved her by accepting her as my ghost."

"Haha, although my sister gave up her demon body in order to become a real human, even if she dies and becomes a ghost, she still has the opportunity to come back and have her demon body again. If you turn her into your ghost, you will completely lose her. You gained freedom, but later you provoked the Fire Cloud Evil God and he snatched my sister away. Didn’t you harm her?"

"Whether I harmed her or not, we will wait until your sister is rescued." Lao Hu said helplessly: "If your sister wants to seek revenge from me after she is rescued, then I will never fight back."

"Haha..." the mermaid sneered twice, looked in the direction of Xiao Zhang again and said, "I think it is impossible for you to kill Xiao Zhang."

Lao Hu frowned and said: "I can kill him. The defenders are not here now, because the Tiancan they are facing are human masters. The defenders will not take action against human masters unless the human masters really go on a killing spree. By the way, Grandmaster Can Xiantian’s strength, as well as your help, can completely hold back Ah Xing temporarily, and then I will be able to kill him with one strike, and then I will go to Japan to pick up your sister."

"Haha." The mermaid sneered again and asked: "Tian Can and Young Master Kong thought their plan was foolproof before, but now? Young Master Kong is dead, and Tian Can is trapped here and there is no way to escape, even if Xiao Zhang doesn't For other arrangements, Tiancan will definitely die."

Lao Hu emphasized: "So this is our opportunity. If you miss it today and want to kill Xiao Zhang again, you will have to go to land. Your strength on land will be greatly reduced."

"No, this is not our opportunity, nor is it your opportunity." The mermaid said very clearly: "Judging from Xiao Zhang's style of doing things today, he will definitely not fight an unprepared battle, knowing that you want to kill him Under such circumstances, how can he have no defense against you?"

Lao Hu was stunned for a moment, and then asked: "But what defense can he have? The strongest person around him is Axing, the innate grandmaster, but Tiancan is also an innate grandmaster, and my strength exceeds that of ordinary human innate grandmasters. You also have an innate master-level fighting ability in the sea, but his own strength is only Dan Jin... an internal energy master, no, just the level of an innate master, any one of the three of us can kill him easily."

The mermaid sighed and asked, "Why can't you determine his strength?"

"because……"

Lao Hu wanted to answer this question, but didn't know how to answer it. He had previously learned that Xiao Zhang only had the strength of a master of Dan Jin, and that if he could survive, he would have an innate and unique level of horizontal training. But he never expected that without guilt Xiao Zhang's defensive power can be so strong.

If it weren't for this, he would have beaten Xiao Zhang to death by now.

So in his heart, he had ignored the information that Huang Shu and Fire Cloud Evil God had given him before, and regarded Xiao Zhang as a master of inner energy.

However, he also watched the battle on the Longmen deck just now. Even if he had to face Master Kong Kong's six flying swords in person, he would be a little tired of dealing with it. However, Xiao Zhang was able to persist for a while without being hurt, and let Young Master Kong gave up using his flying sword to protect himself.

As a result, he was shot to death.

So Xiao Zhang's strength improved again in his mind.

"If I were Xiao Zhang, I would definitely have developed inner Qi long ago." The mermaid said: "Indeed, if a human develops inner Qi after mastering Gang Jin, his achievements will be much higher than if he cultivates inner Qi after mastering Dan Jin. But the problem is that the enemies he needs to face include monsters like you, innate masters like Tiancan, and monks who are proficient in sword control like Master Kong. From a common sense point of view, it is better to have higher potential, or to save your life first. What’s better?”

If you die midway, no matter how high your potential and talent are, it will be meaningless. Only by living can you have hope.

Lao Hu naturally understands this truth.

"You mean, Xiao Zhang actually has inner energy, and has even reached the innate state, but he just doesn't use it in order to pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger?"

"Yes, I think so, and he almost succeeded. He almost ate you, a tiger spirit, without even pretending to be a pig."

Lao Hu was silent again.

The mermaid expressed his thoughts: "A Xing's martial arts are Tathagata Palm and Crossing the River with a Reed. You should be able to see this, so what kind of horizontal kung fu is practiced by Xiao Zhang who has such a good relationship with him? There is no doubt about it, Shaolin’s innate secret skill is the indestructible golden body. You should know very well that this horizontal kung fu is even stronger than the immortal golden body of Fire Cloud Evil God.”

Lao Hu nodded and said: "Yes, the Immortal Golden Body was improved by using Shaolin's golden bell cover, because the people in Japan could not obtain the magical power of the Indestructible Vajra Body back then, but how could their improvements be as good as those from "The Great God"? The indestructible body of the Vajra in the Sun Tathagata Sutra is very powerful."

The mermaid laughed and asked: "That innate master who knows the indestructible body magic skill, do you think the innate master-level combat power can kill him?"

Very difficult.

It's very difficult to kill, let alone a one-hit kill.

Lao Hu knew this very well but didn't want to say it.

The mermaid continued: "I'm not afraid. Even if the defender of Xiangjiang comes, I can easily escape. He can't catch me in the sea, let alone kill me. But if we attract him If you come here but can't kill Xiao Zhang, then I'm sorry, I won't be able to protect you."

Lao Hu suddenly became angry.

"Then what do you think we should do? Let your sister be imprisoned by the Fire Cloud Evil God? Even if your sister left your tribe because of an idiot human and has a very weak relationship with you, she is still your biological sister. You Are you really going to die without saving anything?"

"Haha, are you kidnapping me morally?" The mermaid didn't agree with Lao Hu at all and said coldly: "You said that the human being my sister likes is an idiot. I don't think you are much better. Fire Cloud Evil God is using me. My sister threatened you and asked you to kill Xiao Zhang, and you were going to come and kill Xiao Zhang, but what if he asked you to kill the defender of Xiangjiang?"

Lao Hu was speechless.

The mermaid continued to attack: "Look at what Xiao Zhang did. Tiancan and Master Kong first threatened Longmen, and then joined forces with Longmen to threaten him, but did Xiao Zhang follow this trick? Not only did he not eat, but he even The one who led the fight completely reversed the situation, can't you learn from it?"

Lao Hu frowned and said: "Huo Yun Evil God is different from Tian Can. Compared with Huo Yun Evil God, what Xiao Zhang did today is actually not worth mentioning. It was like a child playing house. If it were Fire Cloud Evil God, when Tian Can and Young Master Kong Kong landed at Longmen, the tactical missiles had already hit them."

"What nonsense are you talking about? If it were Huo Yun Evil God, Tian Can would have died long ago. How many years has Huo Yun Evil God been famous and how many years has Xiao Zhang debuted? Can it be compared like this?"

The mermaid didn't want to talk nonsense anymore and said directly: "I'm going to help Xiao Zhang. His way of doing things will definitely not conflict with me, a monster. As long as we form a good relationship, he and the Fire Cloud Evil God will inevitably fight. Sooner or later, there will be a fight." Being able to rescue my sister.”

"ah?"

Lao Hu was confused.

The mermaid finally said: "They are now in a stalemate with Tiancan, and Tiancan even has a chance to escape. My help this time must be very important. As for you... You can die wherever you like, I think my sister's face has already been I’ll help you once, don’t be ungrateful, or I’ll kill you too.”

Lao Hu knew very well that the mermaid had this strength, because this place was in the sea, and if it hadn't been for the help of the mermaid, he would have been discovered by the defenders long ago.

Seeing the mermaid flicking her tail and running towards the battlefield, Old Hu asked helplessly from behind: "Are you really not doing this because you are his fan?"

The mermaid's acceleration suddenly stalled, but quickly recovered, leaving only four words for Lao Hu.

"none of your business?"

Xiao Zhang on the other side has no idea that he is about to have an unexpected helper, and is still killing people.

After making the call, Xiao Zhang looked at the expressionless Tian Can, and his tone suddenly became gentle.

"Tian Can, in fact, there is absolutely no need for us to fight to the death. Let's do this. I swear on the life of my only relative in this world, my uncle Xiao Feng, that as long as you give Tian Can Jiao the full story Leave it to me, and I will let you go today."