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"What's wrong with you...?"

Xiao Zhang took the bag of melon seeds, then pointed at the mermaid's upper body and asked.

The mermaid laughed and said in a voice like wind chimes: "Well, I'm growing well."

"Hahaha..." Xiao Zhang was not afraid of this kind of scene, and said with a righteous expression: "Sometimes it is easy to get sick if you are too developed. I don't have any medical skills, so let me help you check."

snort!

Gong Er, who had been following Xiao Zhang, couldn't hold back.

Fortunately, the mermaid was just a rogue on the surface, and she was intimidated by Xiao Zhang's words.

"These are the clothes I bought. Mr. Xiao, I am really your fan. I have watched all the football games you have participated in, and I have also watched your interview video ten times."

Xiao Zhang asked curiously: "Where did you see that? There are signals and TVs in the sea, or maybe you mermaids built some kind of technological city on the seabed, with shopping malls and pedestrian streets?"

When asked this question, Xiao Zhang was actually looking forward to it, because according to normal routine, if the mermaid clan really built any city in the sea, the level of technology would definitely far exceed that of the human world.

If you build a good relationship, all these technologies will belong to Xiao Zhang.

If the relationship doesn't work, then fight.

"No, there are only more than sixty of us mermaids now. How can we build any city?" The mermaid suddenly said with a sad expression: "Mr. Xiao, we are about to be exterminated because the ocean pollution is getting more and more serious." It’s serious. We can’t live in the deep sea and can only survive in coastal areas. If you are so rich, why not buy a beach and create a natural scenic area. It is purely natural and does not add any artificial facilities to pollute the environment. It is very exciting. Yes."

Xiao Zhang suspected that he was not facing a mermaid, but Ah Xing, who asked him to invest in the football team at that time.

On the other side, Lao Hu, who was frantically lapping the sea water, finally understood why the mermaid wanted to help Xiao Zhang. It was obvious that it was not only for Xiao Zhang to save her sister, but also for Xiao Zhang to help the mermaid clan find a suitable habitat. land.

Haha... Will Xiao Zhang help the monster?

Sooner or later, you will all be tricked to death by Xiao Zhang.

Lao Hu kept taunting in his heart, but he did not give up slapping the sea water to create a scene of fighting, because he had no other choice now.

The mermaid is already determined to help Xiao Zhang. His strength in the sea is not as good as the mermaid, so it is impossible to kill Xiao Zhang, even with the help of Tian Can, an innate master, because A Xing is currently fighting Tian Can Evenly matched.

Even because Tian Can was already injured and had to attack like crazy to delay Ah Xing's return, his internal energy consumption was much faster than Ah Xing's, and he gradually became at a disadvantage.

"It's not impossible." Xiao Zhang looked at the mermaid's tail curiously and asked, "Can you live ashore?"

At this time, the two parties were at the bottom of a bowl-shaped sea surface. This should be the mermaid's special ability. Even if Lao Hu was beside him and frantically slapping the sea surface to create waves and splashes, he would not be able to damage this real sea bowl.

However, only a small part of the mermaid's tail penetrates into the sea water, but it is able to maintain the balance of its body and float above the sea surface, with most of the tail completely leaking out.

The fishtail structure extends all the way to the waist, which is covered by the hem of the kung fu team sportswear worn on the upper body. Except for the word "Xiangjiang" that stands out, the structure of the upper body is almost the same as that of a normal human being.

The two arms and exposed hands are fairer and slender, and the neck and face are also fair. The skin has not been damaged after living in the sea for many years. The facial features are very delicate, and the long hair is extremely smooth. The color is not black, but Some lean towards the blue of the sea.

Just looking at the appearance, this mermaid can be said to be the prettiest mermaid Xiao Zhang has ever seen. Not only compared to humans, it is also more outstanding compared to the mermaids he has seen in movies and TV series before.

"It's okay, after all, we are amphibious creatures, but we are not used to living on land, and we have no legs. When we go to the shore to purchase some supplies, we also need to wear special clothes and shoes to hide ourselves."

The mermaid said, floating up out of thin air, and showing the end of her fish tail to Xiao Zhang.

There are obvious bifurcations on it, and it looks like a part has been cut off. However, because it is a fin structure, this is not considered harm to the mermaid.

"If I don't cut off my tail, I won't be able to wear your human shoes even if I'm wearing a skirt." The mermaid explained: "Although I have some special abilities, I can't use them casually when I'm on land. Because if I reveal my demonic aura, I will be discovered by your human Xiangjiang Guardian, and I might be pickled into a salty mermaid."

I don't know whether the mermaid is salty or not, but you will definitely not be pickled, you will only be thrown into the ghost-sealing vat and sealed.

Xiao Zhang probably understood the reason why the mermaid was willing to help him, but he still asked curiously: "Why do you want to believe me?"

The mermaid laughed and said: "Because even if you are unwilling to help us, we have nothing to lose. The sea is our territory. Even if you want to catch us, you can't catch us. You can't even invite the guardians over. We You can escape thousands of miles in the sea at any time. Are you looking for a needle in a haystack with a thousand-mile diameter sea level?"

This seems to be the case.

Moreover, Xiao Zhang already knows Uncle Feng’s style of doing things very well. He will only take action against demons and ghosts who do evil. For example, he is a zombie who has never done any harm to nature. Uncle Feng has been helping him because of his old feelings. Although Uncle Feng’s help seems It sounds a bit like coercion and inducement.

But at least I gained a lot.

So Uncle Feng won't take action against these mermaids. Then he plus Ah Xing, or Chen Haonan will learn the Chinese Ao Jue and be promoted to the Xiantian Grand Master, plus the two brothers Ahua, the Fly King and Xiaolong, come to the sea to look for the mermaid clan. Free.

"Moreover, you have a grudge against the Fire Cloud Evil God." The mermaid added again: "We also have a grudge against the Fire Cloud Evil God. My sister..."

After Xiao Zhang heard this story, he looked at Lao Hu with very surprised eyes.

"What are you looking at?" Lao Hu opened his mouth, but he continued to pat the water honestly.

You look like my new monster brother to me.

Xiao Zhang ignored Lao Hu, but looked at the mermaid again and said: "You have helped me today, and I, Xiao Zhang, have always repaid my kindness. Everyone in Xiangjiang knows this, so your business is My business. But your help is not enough. I can only agree to invest in the construction of a natural marine ecological environment protection base. There are some islands in Xiangjiang that are very suitable. I also have many connections with the government. They will definitely be very happy with this kind of investment. like."

The mermaid's eyes lit up, releasing a faint blue light. It was only then that Xiao Zhang discovered that the normal Chinese-like pupils in her eyes were disguises. The real pupils themselves were faint blue, as if they were of high value. Like gems.

"Okay, Mr. Xiao does something grand, and I deserve it, so let's not mention the matter of Fire Cloud Evil God for now. I will definitely have the opportunity to cooperate with Mr. Xiao to rescue my sister in the future." The mermaid said: "I don't know, Mr. Xiao, you are from heaven. How many moves of Tian Can's magical power has Can Na got?"

"It was said that there were nine moves, but he didn't mention the tenth move. But I don't believe that Tiancan taught me Tiancan's magical skills so easily, so I suspect that what he said is false." Xiao Zhang looked at the mermaid expectantly and asked. Said: "Do you have a way to help me get it, or help me verify it?"

"Of course." The mermaid laughed and said, "What our clan is best at is charm. In some myths and legends of Western countries, our mermaid clan is called the Siren by them because of this."

Xiao Zhang asked with some surprise: "There are also mermaids in the West?"

"It's so fresh, there's nothing like it." The mermaid laughed and said, "But they should be almost dead now. Their industrialization process is much earlier than ours. When the marine environment is destroyed, those Western Kraken It is impossible to survive. Except for some sea monsters who have gained extraordinary power, the rest are either forcibly transformed into human forms, or they die near the sea or in the deep sea."

There is another thing to say.

Xiao Zhang still had many questions to ask, but Lao Hu reminded him loudly: "Your people are here to help. It's Chen Haonan and an elder from Longmen."

The isolation between the water splash and the demonic energy not only blocked the sight and perception of Tian Can and Ah Xing, but also blocked the sight and perception of Xiao Zhang, so he did not notice this.

"Then let's talk next time. Let's find a way to deal with Tiancan first."

"Okay." The mermaid said with a plan: "Mr. Xiao, you pretend to be beaten by Lao Hu and go to Tian Can. When Lao Hu chases you, he will directly kill Tian Can. Ah Xing is there. If I help you, Tiancan will never be able to react."

The plan works.

Because Ah Xing still doesn't know that this is acting, Tiancan can't judge the possible crisis through Ah Xing.

Without further ado, Xiao Zhang looked at Lao Hu and looked like he was going to be beaten.

When Lao Hu hesitated slightly, the mermaid said coldly: "Don't think that I really regard you as my brother-in-law. If you don't cooperate, you will die today."

Hey, why does this mermaid treat me so well?

His attitude towards Lao Hu is so bad. Logically speaking, their relationship should be closer.

Alas, maybe this is the advantage of being too handsome and too rich.

When Xiao Zhang looked helpless, he was slapped away by Lao Hu. The force was not strong, just to make him fly farther.

But in the eyes of outsiders, the power of this palm is very powerful, and Lao Hu flew out of the sea water and actually transformed into his original form to pursue him.

Tian Can was overjoyed because Xiao Zhang flew to his location.