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"I want to open a football specialty school. Yes, it is a football school rather than a martial arts school, because in addition to teaching the knowledge that is taught in normal schools, we only focus on teaching how to play football."

Xiao Zhang said this to the camera, exciting the tens of millions of viewers watching the show.

When it comes to playing football, we all know that playing football requires effort.

The total legal population of Xiangjiang is only over five million, and Xiao Zhang's live interview program can be watched by tens of millions of viewers, and naturally it is not just the audience in Xiangjiang.

All of a sudden, spectators who were out of town had already begun to make plans to send their children to Xiangjiang to study. Even though Xiao Zhang’s football school had not officially started recruiting students, and the school address had not even been announced, it was still unknown. There is no built-in case.

If the general audience is very excited, then the various martial arts schools in Hong Kong that have made a lot of money due to the kung fu craze are now in a state of despair.

Xiao Zhang wants to teach martial arts, who would want to learn from them? When Xiao Zhang was the legend of Xiangjiang Wulin, many people were still dissatisfied with him. When Tian Can appeared, many people supported Tian Can because of Xiao Zhang. If he doesn’t accept disciples, no one around Xiao Zhang will accept them either.

Now this conflict is gone.

"Why?" The host asked curiously according to the script: "Didn't Mr. Xiao say before that he was unwilling to teach others martial arts? Ah, I'm sorry, did I mean to teach others how to play football?"

Slips of the tongue are clearly written in the script.

"That's right, I did say it before." Xiao Zhang pondered for a while and then said: "The reason why I changed my mind is because I saw some news these days. Some young people don't know that the sky is high and the earth is high, and after learning some martial arts, they go around causing trouble. , which has brought a lot of trouble to social security, so I want to take action to change these situations."

The kung fu craze has led many people to start learning martial arts. Even if there are very few people with talent, as long as they study hard for a period of time, it is no problem to beat three or two ordinary people who have never learned martial arts. Learning martial arts can also increase people's confidence, and the resulting public security Problems have already begun to arise.

"Mr. Xiao is absolutely right. Some similar public security cases have indeed occurred recently. On behalf of the people of Xiangjiang, I am here to express my gratitude to Mr. Xiao..."

A series of flattery was filmed by the host, but these words were really not in the script.

The host added: "So, what are Mr. Xiao's football schools going to do?"

Xiao Zhang replied: "Our school is a school that pays equal attention to morality, intelligence, and physical beauty. In the teaching process, we guide students to establish a correct outlook on life and values, and let them know that bullying the weak is wrong. Even if they are good at playing football, they will not be able to play football." You can’t play people like football.”

Can't you play people like footballs?

When your Kung Fu team played the Devils on the court, it was not like what you said.

The audience kept complaining, but unfortunately there is no barrage function in this era.

"But just like this, it can't completely prevent this kind of thing from happening." The host continued to ask: "Furthermore, in addition to bullying the weak, there are indeed some good people and good deeds among martial arts practitioners who draw swords to help when encountering injustice. Last week There was a rigorous master who encountered a group of robbers robbing the bank when he was handling loan business at the bank, and then he took action and subdued all the robbers."

Xiao Zhang knew very well why Master Yan wanted to start a loan business. He also knew that Master Yan had been invited as a special guest because of this incident.

"Master Yan, I know him. We have a very good relationship." Xiao Zhang never mentioned that he cheated Master Yan's pension money and borrowed money from Master Yan.

Master Yan, who was watching the show, also never mentioned these things. He didn't say that it was the money he lost by gambling. He only said that he had been pressuring Xiao Zhang to lose, and Xiao Zhang was so petty that he didn't bother him. Very good.

Instead, he looked proud and said to the person next to him: "Look, I told you, Mr. Xiao and I are really familiar with each other."

The person next to him was full of envy, but asked doubtfully: "But Master Yan, Mr. Xiao is going to open a martial arts school. I still have to consider funding you to open a martial arts gym. Speaking of which, you are like the Li family. Familiar, is it because they didn’t support you in opening a martial arts school because they knew in advance that Mr. Xiao was going to open a martial arts school?”

The Li family knows nothing.

Master Yan, who had just achieved Danjin, had not told the Li family at all that he wanted to open a martial arts gym. Otherwise, the Li family would have been very willing to help, including his personal debt. But the Li family's money is not that easy to get. In addition to wanting to make money, he also wanted to draw a clear line with the Li family.

Because he heard that Li Dongkai went to buy an aircraft carrier. Why do you, a capitalist, want to buy this thing? It's just nonsense, it's just looking for death, it's just...

Master Yan has lost many times and he doesn't want to lose again.

"Mr. Xiao doesn't open a martial arts school but a football school, and I open a martial arts gym that only teaches martial arts. In fact, there is no conflict. Just like there are many martial arts gyms in Xiangjiang that can exist at the same time, there is competition... Let's talk about it later. .”

Master Yan suddenly stopped persuading him because Xiao Zhang's interview on TV was still going on, and the people around him were also listening to him absent-mindedly.

On TV, after Xiao Zhang made up a story about how he got to know Master Yan, he said: "A person like Master Yan can easily distinguish what bullying means, what it means to see injustice on the road, and he can also do it when he takes action. Understand the situation clearly and know how much force you should use. I have seen the news and it said that none of the robbers subdued by Master Yan had their lives in danger, and no one became disabled. This is the degree of speed, the speed of doing things."

The host added: "Mr. Xiao, do you mean that beginners in kung fu can easily make mistakes?"

"Yes, not only will you make mistakes and cause unnecessary damage, turning yourself from stopping a crime to committing a crime, but you can also easily put yourself in crisis because of your mistakes." Xiao Zhang said: "Actually, the case of robbing the bank itself is He said that as long as the robbers have no intention of hurting anyone, everyone can actually ignore and cooperate. It doesn't matter if the robbers take away the money. I believe that our police in Xiangjiang will be able to catch those robbers."

The host nodded and said: "That's the truth. If you have something to do, go to the police. When you encounter injustice on the road, you should clearly distinguish the situation to avoid unnecessary casualties and losses. So, Mr. Xiao, what do you think about our police force? What do you think? If everyone learns martial arts, will the police encounter trouble during operations? "

"It will definitely work if we all learn martial arts, but not if we all learn to play football."

After Xiao Zhang said this, he thought for a moment: "Actually, not everyone can learn martial arts. Just like not everyone can get into Xiangjiang University. There are also various world-famous schools. Learning martial arts and taking the university entrance examination are actually It's the same, hard work and talent are indispensable. So you don't have to worry about the world being full of martial arts masters, and our police don't need to worry either."

The host said: "In other words, everyone should go to Mr. Xiao's school to learn to play football, instead of going to those martial arts gyms that don't pay equal attention to morality, intelligence, physique, and beauty?"

"No, your words will make me the target of public criticism." Xiao Zhang said with a smile: "My friends in Xiangjiang Wulin have given me the reputation of a Wulin myth, so naturally I can't ruin their jobs. Go. There is absolutely no problem in learning martial arts in a martial arts gym. After all, my school only teaches football and only selects players from the kung fu team."

They also said they only teach football, so why are they called the Kung Fu team?

When the audience complained, the owners and masters of the martial arts hall breathed a sigh of relief, but soon brought it up again.

Xiao Zhang faced the camera and continued: "However, there are indeed some martial arts schools that do not abide by laws and regulations. In order to make money, they teach martial arts to anyone, even criminals or even wanted criminals. So here we are. , I also want to announce something, I will establish the Xiangjiang Martial Arts Association, and work with the Xiangjiang officials to formulate some regulations to regulate our martial arts industry..."

Good guy, you want to be the leader of the martial arts alliance.

Although there are many people who are dissatisfied, absolutely no one dares to object to this matter. If calling Xiao Zhang a martial arts legend was a bit flattering before, now this title is worthy of the name.

Let the leader of the martial arts alliance be the leader of the martial arts alliance. Just formulate the rules and regulations. You should abide by them or abide by them. Who can make everyone unable to defeat Xiao Zhang?

Even if we join forces and tie them together, we can't defeat them.

"Besides, there is one more thing I want to inform everyone." Xiao Zhangyu said nonchalantly: "In view of the fact that there are currently some criminals with martial arts skills, I decided to deeply cooperate with the theme of police-civilian cooperation and give Xiangjiang The police provide substantial assistance.”

The host exclaimed: "Mr. Xiao, you are not going to be a policeman, are you?"

This sentence is in the script. Although the host doesn't know why Xiao Zhang asked him to ask this question, there are some words in the script that he dare not miss.

"It's not a bad idea to be a police officer. I did go to the police academy before." Xiao Zhang said with a smile: "But I won't become a police officer for the time being, because there is no need for me yet. Our police force is still very strong. . But the players of our kung fu team, Wang Xiaolong and Wang Xiaohu, two masters of internal energy, will join the police force in the near future. According to the police-civilian cooperation..."

Not yet?

Members of various major social groups in Xiangjiang who were watching the program were all stunned. What does this mean?

Should I withdraw from the club first? Otherwise, if Xiao Zhang really becomes a policeman, then it won't work no matter how many brothers he has in his club.

In the past, we could fight one against thousands, but now we can no longer fight against ten thousand.

Even before the program was aired, there was a wave of withdrawals from clubs in Xiangjiang.

Sir Huang, who was watching the show, never expected that the undercover agent he selected would achieve a goal that he had never been able to achieve in his life with just one sentence.

Will he really come back?

You are already at this level, is it still interesting to come back and become a police officer?

Sir Huang, who has been looking forward to Xiao Zhang coming back to be a policeman, also feels that Xiao Zhang is really not suitable to be a policeman now. However, after thinking about it, Xiao Zhang seems to have an agreement with Uncle Feng about family secrets. I don’t know if it is this agreement. What about giving Xiao Zhang the idea of ​​coming back as a formal police officer?

The facts are exactly as Huang Sir guessed. If Uncle Feng hadn't used benefits to seduce him, how could Xiao Zhang say such things publicly to pave the way for him to become a police officer?